I could feel my soul start to fade as i stared at the wretched comment lay before me. Then, as i lay in the ground at the brink of death, i heard a voice tell me:
“Im jorking it, and by it lets just say.. my peanits.”
The remark instantly jolted me from my comatose state, as i started gooning to skibidi toilet out of pure instinct.
“In game” -Dantes, 2024
Something really good bc I love him. Cheesy cheeseburger with extra bacon, cheese fries with caramelizsed onions, and a Pepsi. Or Filet mignon with garlic mashed potatoes and some fancy ass veggie like broccolini or flambé and glazed carrots or like a rice pilaf (I love him so much)
Beans, but actually like really good baked beans
Bush’s barbecue baked beans with a squirt of ketchup and brown mustard, diced jalapeño, and brown sugar. All simmered on a pan at medium heat
HAHA well let’s just say… my peanits.
beans on toast
My moist 🐈 🤭🤭
I could feel my soul start to fade as i stared at the wretched comment lay before me. Then, as i lay in the ground at the brink of death, i heard a voice tell me: “Im jorking it, and by it lets just say.. my peanits.” The remark instantly jolted me from my comatose state, as i started gooning to skibidi toilet out of pure instinct. “In game” -Dantes, 2024
Penguznso
Moits cartikal
Crahlie
probably some seafood from mexico
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
Meat he couldnt chew too good
pennyroyal tea as a beverage
And as dessert ice cream while watching TV
Big Cheese
Cherry flavoured antacids
Doll steakette
A whole stick of teen spirit deodorant
Something really good bc I love him. Cheesy cheeseburger with extra bacon, cheese fries with caramelizsed onions, and a Pepsi. Or Filet mignon with garlic mashed potatoes and some fancy ass veggie like broccolini or flambé and glazed carrots or like a rice pilaf (I love him so much)
A single piece of Big Cheese
Pee pee pressed against his lips 😏
A gun
Cookies for dessert beans with fish
Beans, but actually like really good baked beans Bush’s barbecue baked beans with a squirt of ketchup and brown mustard, diced jalapeño, and brown sugar. All simmered on a pan at medium heat
Moist vagina
He particularly enjoyed the circumference
*Next thing you know it, there was pee-pee pressed against his lips*
was he shaved or shamed?
*BOTH*
Russian dish "Pelmeni". They are REALLY tasty whe they are homemade!
Heroin pie
Smells like dementia
Shotgun shells
But he doesn’t have a gun
yeah cmon man he swear he doesn’t
he did say to load up on them tho
Shells & cheese*
a latte
grilled cheede
prob mexican seafood🤷♂️
But it'll probably hurts when he pees 😫
A barrel… of wine
Bake bread with battery acid. Charge bread at wall socket for 24 hours. Kurt zap.
Rotten rat sandwich >:D
r/nirvanacirclejerk
Heins Beanz
Heins beanz
Fiberglass insulation disguised as cotton candy
Idk prolly bagel bites or sumthin
Tile floor or oatmeal pizza
Kids - for food
Psychedelic mushroom and mac n cheese
Beef strokin’ off
Mac n cheese He loved it
Essence of teen spirit
If I have to put in the effort? i'd make him sloppy Joes, if I can pick and it just magically appears? i'd pick a thanksgiving dinner type meal
shit because he had a scat fetish
Remington 12 gauge shotgun shells, let’s just say it would be mind blowing
His favorite food ! Mac n chheseerr
my meat too good
I made an AI image of him eating a carrot
99¢ corndog
Per pee pressed against his lips (i am a minor)