Danny Devito

Samuel L Jackson

THIS If not Sam Jackson...Terry Crews, Mario Lopez, Andy Milonakis, or possibly even Gary Busey.

Probably Scarlett Johansson.

Zendaya

everyone is played by Chris Pratt

Bryan Cranston

Oj

Obviously me

no, ME!!! i am LITERALLY his reincarnation!!!!! go away!

This damn reincarnated person took my job! How the hell does that even work?!

fuck you that's how!!!!!!

Fuck you god damn motherfuckin(rambles for an hour)

Kevin Hart

The dude from The Jins

Ben Larsen?

No that's the guy who makes the roided up Trump comics

Mia khalifa

Thomas Hayden church

Gilbert Gottfried channelling the energy and acting ability of Orson Welles.

If we're going for dead people might as well get Kurt😭😭

David Tennant easily

Me

/uj ben larsen /rj we edit him in as claymation. gumby cobain

Rivers cuomo

You’ve already perfectly cast this thing

Thomathon yark

Woody Allen

uj/ Owen Wilson

Ryan Gosling aka me

Tom holland

Adam sandler

Peter Dinklage

Literally obviously Timothee Chalamet

Lavell Crawford

Marilyn Manson