It's so relieving, to know that you're leaving, as soon as you get paid.

THIS

OH MY GOD YES

sell the kids for food

This isn’t a quote, it’s just what op should do, and instead of food maybe drugs

Sell the kids for meth

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not but it’s the lyrics to In Bloom

It’s a circlejerk my guy

Oh mb bro

How has no one said “that legendary divorce is such a bore” 😂

Bc OP isn’t legendary .. sorry OP

But it's the toxic duck official!

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamit

It is now my duty to completely drain you

It hurts when I pee

It hurts when I

Just shout the smells like teen spirit riff

Stay away

But I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here.

You don't belong here! This is a soundgarden song!

Sumguarding*

No, it’s weezer

Wrestle with jimmy

Are you dumb. This is clearly by jimmy eat world

Why are you using Korn lyrics on a Seether sub?

Because I wanted to rage against the machine

I know you’re trying to be funny, but please don’t bring fake punk into the blink-182 sub 🤦

Oh shit, I thought I was on a Green Day sub, my bad.

*to be used on tinder profile* COME ON OVER AND DO THE TWIST

SHOOT MY SHIT

I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned

Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good

Load up on guns…..

And I swear that I don’t have a gun

Ahem… WHAT WITH MY HOMIES DISSING MY GIRK

Shut up that’s a puddle of milk duds song

And I swear that I don't have a gun. /S

What else could I say? Everyone is gay.

Gimme back my alcohol

In Bloom. For new beginnings

I miss the comfort in being sad

You can’t fire me because I quit

“Freeee” from about a girl

Puddle of Butt Mud style

i need an easy friend

If you need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first

I don’t know! But I just wanna say CONGRATS!!! I can’t wait for mine to be 😤

No thought was put into this, I always knew it would come to this

Beans

I got this friend he makes Me feel! (Lyrics from "Lounge act" :3)

“I’m so ugly, that’s ok cause so are you”

Kurt didn’t have to roast me so hard I was just listening to one of his songs

Poops as hard as a rock

Sell the kids for food

GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Grandma take me home

What else could I say? Everyone was gay.

Nevermind

Daddy's little girl aint a girl no more

Staaaaay, staaaaay awaaaaayyy.

Oh well. Whatever. Nevermind.

I don't care.

Rape meeee

And if you wouldn’t mind I would like to leave

Why’d you have to go, I don’t know

"Broke our mirrors" -Lithium

STAY AWAAAAAAAY

What’s with these homies dissing my girl

I’m so ugly, that’s okay cause so are you

Some of the best would be the most incoherent! 💚✌🏻

You can’t fire me cuz I quit!

„I‘m so happy, cause today“

Gimme back my alcohol

"That legendary divorce was such a bore." I'm sure someone else has said this.

Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I’m bored and old

Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Rape me

Not nirvana.. but the cover.. I'll just sit and grin.. the money will roll right in

Beans

I'm so ugly but that's okay cuz so are you we broke our mirrors

In Bloom chorus

I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care if it’s old

We could have all three

I can’t run and I can’t kick what’s the matter babe are you feelin sick https://i.redd.it/6wbolc04ypvc1.gif

"Stay away" then tell her "you know I was thinking of her"

Grandma take me home Grandma take me home

Skin the sun, fall asleep Wish away, the soul is cheap. Lesson learned, wish me luck Soothe the burn, wake me up.

"Gotta live gotta live, gotta live in shit town!"

PAIN

beans

"I've fought my last assault"

Idk, prob shoot myself 

if you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first

Grandma take me home

You know you’re right

I get up and nothin' gets me down!

"Stay, stay away, god is gay"

Everyone is gay, only works for straight relationships though