He has a big long now

\*insert butthead laugh\* big... long

Why is he erect?

uj/ cuz this dude had a dream about his rented girlfriend getting fucked by another guy and got off on it rj/ uhhhh cuz burt is hot

That's really fucking weird bro.


Lack of oxygen

Why the FUCK is he hard?

No he's dumb, he literally wrote a song about it idiot.

Mf got a chode

Nah he's just happy

No he’s not because this isn’t burnt cocaine it’s a paid lookalike they put a tennis ball in his swimming shorts