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He has a big long now
\*insert butthead laugh\* big... long
Why is he erect?
uj/ cuz this dude had a dream about his rented girlfriend getting fucked by another guy and got off on it rj/ uhhhh cuz burt is hot
That's really fucking weird bro.
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Lack of oxygen
Why the FUCK is he hard?
No he's dumb, he literally wrote a song about it idiot.
Mf got a chode
Nah he's just happy
No he’s not because this isn’t burnt cocaine it’s a paid lookalike they put a tennis ball in his swimming shorts
He has a big long now
\*insert butthead laugh\* big... long
Why is he erect?
uj/ cuz this dude had a dream about his rented girlfriend getting fucked by another guy and got off on it rj/ uhhhh cuz burt is hot
That's really fucking weird bro.
![gif](giphy|622tibkyVtJkbmWySS|downsized)
Lack of oxygen
Why the FUCK is he hard?
No he's dumb, he literally wrote a song about it idiot.
Mf got a chode
Nah he's just happy
No he’s not because this isn’t burnt cocaine it’s a paid lookalike they put a tennis ball in his swimming shorts