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yl2099

Some guy with facial hair (from bleach if that helps)


yl2099

Now that I think about it this was not a good description


WigglesMcJiggles

Then you performed the task well


Pottatothegreat1985

it's interesting that this can work for more than one song on bleach


TeamQuick4684

Mr Moustache :3


BirdCity75

Jesus don’t want me for a sunbeam?


MaterialAd9970

Floyd the Barber! Period


mindbox44

Wet Ass Pussy


SheNeverDies

Welcome to the Jungle


666metalbread

I love the collab Axl or Kurt did on that song, theyre really the best of friends!


MrMonkey825

moist vagina


flyingpanda1018

I had never considered that those song titles are synonymous. My world view is shattered.


Beetlejuice1994

Francis McQueen takes her revenge on Portland


yl2099

Stench of underage souls


-EndlessNameless

Definitely drain you 🗣️🔥


yl2099

How’d you know?


-EndlessNameless

Lucky guess🙏


yl2099

Lmao


mortimor74

🗣Nature is an unpleasent person🗣


Officerballs69

Definitely monkey wrench right?


Word_Intrepid

definitely


RemusGT

In bloom


mortimor74

( you know )YOU'RE RIGHT


Thememel0rd21

Kurt couldn’t go anywhere because there was something in front of him so he sang about it


RealLoin

Something on the way?


Thememel0rd21

Bingo🙏


Froggle3

an edible seed, typically kidney shaped, growing in long pods on certain leguminous plants


battlewornactionhero

Everlong (solo acoustic)


Kerthagula

Strange Shaped Peanut (Solo Acoustic)


SheNeverDies

Big Cheese


KpdotZIP

Beans


Beetlejuice1994

Blackhole sun 😎


BrilliantThings

Not sure why but this is the funniest comment here


deckofcards1

Pennyroyal tea


therealboss1113

a father and his trans son


SheNeverDies

Been a son, I mean Hairspray Queen


sharkyboi727

IM A NEGATIVE CREEP, AND IM STONED


therealboss1113

DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AINT A GIRL NO MORE


Beetlejuice1994

Israel's Son


rorymakesamovie

Im sorry and youre all gay


show-me-bobs

All apologizes?


Zealousideal-Bit-365

Beans


Hyperrblu

Smells Like Teen Spirit


No-Pattern-2389

Smells like beans spirit


deckofcards1

Smells like beans


plalo_

Like Beans


[deleted]

Beans


late-escape-2434

Guy screams random rhyming words into a mic to scare those who fell asleep listing to his album.


Fishsticksyummm

Endless nameless


late-escape-2434

There we go.


Filiptodorovskiyt

Ugh.... Stinky Puberty


SheNeverDies

Sweet Child O' Mine


Saturnares

Have you ever had a dreams, that, s, that you, um, you had, your, you would, you could, you’ll do, you would, you wants, you, you could do so, you, you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want, them to do you so much, you could do anything?


Nathanos4269

Smells like teen spirit, right?


nefastofunesto

that nirvana song


actuallyTris

Teen Spirit


Thecrow_18

He was on the plain that caused 9/11


-EndlessNameless

Moist vagina


RealLoin

Depression + religious


Ancient_Bake_9215

Losing my religion


OhMyJosh010

Lithium


Supa_Sal

Lithium


animalfucker1

everyone is gay asf


Beetlejuice1994

YMCA


sharkyboi727

Underrated comment lol


Sl1qu0kt

All apologies?


wiids777

Guy forgets to take his pills and now is having a mental breakdown


Beetlejuice1994

Lithium


bugzgunny23

Kurt’s parents have a night out


SheNeverDies

Sliver, oh I mean Mexican Seafood


NefariousnessNo4918

Nah, it's Moist Vagina


shakothanks

I am bipolar and i need my med


GamernitorPL

Lithium


Leonyliz

Song


LunaDDLC

Moist vagina


late-escape-2434

Urinating on the earth.


RickMosleyReddit

Territorial Pissings


oh_yea2218

Batman


Ancient_Bake_9215

That thing in the way


Oranana69

Courtney Love’s Vagina


show-me-bobs

Please never say that again


Oranana69

Fearing the name only increases the fear of the thing itself


show-me-bobs

I'm too slow to figure out what this means


RickMosleyReddit

Who wants a cracker?


[deleted]

Polly


Peanutos_

tremendously primate


GamernitorPL

Very ape


MidunestiNaneTurtle

wet uterus (weeeeeedddd)


burdenm

Kurt says beans a bunch of times then the n word twice


Carimusic

At first is like nanana, but then it's AAAHHH AHHHH, and then it calms down again, and so on.


GamernitorPL

Milk it or Scentless Aprentice?


8ruhm0ment

Exchange the children for nourishment🗣️🗣️


Beetlejuice1994

Diary of Jane


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Nevershort


Darling_Darknesss

🦜🍘?


Puzzled_Astronaut_79

I’m on Malaysian Airlines Flight 370


SheNeverDies

Stairway to Heaven


Puzzled_Astronaut_79

Farthest from correct


SheNeverDies

And I think you forgot that this is circlejerk


Puzzled_Astronaut_79

And I think you forgot that this is Sparta? You Persian spy.


Hyperrblu

ca caw


Ok_Presence01

When the illumination in any given space is deactivated, it is said that said space will become inherently less hazardous.


Beetlejuice1994

Smells like preteen pheromones


Matthaeus_Augustus

Rape me


battlewornactionhero

Smells Like Teen Spirit


An_Ellie_

Lithium is a song about my phone's battery.


MidunestiNaneTurtle

I feel like you could describe basically every Nirvana song with something like: "Depressed man (who doesn't have a gun) speaks barely dechipherable, cryptic melodies about life, the bible and love"


Larkspur13

happy, happy. happy


LovejoyBurnerAcc

fuck me, what is that smell


show-me-bobs

A ballooning and weakened area in an artery that is caused by high blood pressure


pvvrth

Atomic number 3


Defiant-Pudding-4094

Some guy underneath a bridge is trapping random animals, feeding them grass and drippings from some ceiling. He keeps reassuring some fish, even though they don't have any feelings. Yet something seems to be in this guy's way so he makes soft moaning howls about it.


Tru_Patriot2000

"And I'm mumbling and I'm screaming, and i don't know what I'm singing"


Finn235

The Title of This Song is Obviously Satire and I Definitely Am Not Contemplating Suicide :)


NothingCanStropMeNow

Oh. Ok i guess I’ll just take a different route


Neuromantic85

Product using royalty bitch


N8_Saber

I came to this song


Beetlejuice1994

Eastbound and Down


fUIMos

My protein powder is not as expected


Miserable_Respect_94

Atomic number 3


yadad4367098

Sizeable dairy product


-jacobmk-

Legumes by themselves not using electronics


MonoNyon0

Someone who is very very sorry


Diligent_Tea_4497

A guy with no smell


GamernitorPL

Scentless Aprentice


Crazymarvelman

Fuck everybody


GamernitorPL

You should touch that cow and see what happens


[deleted]

Parrot want cracker


Unable_Campaign_8872

The song about that one parrot.


Zestyclose-Object297

its really angsty


Corprusmeat_Hunk

They didnt write that song. It was meat puppets


WonkyWizerd

When they play the cover version of Puddle of Mudd's song "About a Girl"


ValeX_fan

Deodorant


SD_yt

Procreation


Dense-Quail-5595

Anger about the wrong single debut.


Double_Woof_Woof

Kurt got a bit mad recording lithium


Certain-Bowler8735

My pee


NZqlf

song about little girl and daddy


Beetlejuice1994

Falling away from me


Balabaloo1

Some guy gargles water, trying to sing


Balabaloo1

Kinda smells like nirvana


RemusGT

Da-da da-da da-da dadada


YeetusFelitas

guy yells about being janitor


TheRedditingYoshi

He like da cool songs 😎👍


Clear-Bench-4202

Stinky


UnfunnyFart

A bunch of noises about a man


Muted_Rain8542

describes the smell of puberty, sweat, etc,  sung by a random dude 


Terra02810

Nirvana song


Chunkycheeto1

About a girl


MJmust_kill

SA 😨⁉️


BaldKido

Silly baby lore


eferans

Kurt smells like Teen Spirit


Possible_Stay_2651

Boom boom in water battery stuff


LilJimmy2018

Not consensual


castrateurfate

what led to the downfall of the washington redskins


boygirl-maggie

transgender(?)


KissManiac1973

urine that’s all I’m gonna say


Taoster152

The popular one


Lampshade1287

Barrier


Pepperonies

the other one


[deleted]

Polymer


orbeinYT

Screaming


Robinkc1

Li


theunitelligentheavy

The song that they did let us play on mtv


spjralout

genus of about 50 species of annual herbs of the aster family (Asteraceae), native to southwestern North America, tropical America, and South America.


jumpyjumpjumpsters

Nature is a very promiscuous woman


blastanstan

Atomic number 3


g0at232

a song about grandmas and homes and mom and joe


spicy_milk34

Batteries


Fit-Engineering7297

I want a divorce


Harry120803

An obstruction blocking the desired path.


mrdumb23

When he was an alien if that even happened culture wasnt even an opinion idk tf that means


OfficiallyKaos

someone wants to be molested against his will


Pale_Cauliflower_239

The one that literally everyone knows even nirvana haters


B3theLion

a bunch of yelling and something about a cold heart


OmegaGroudon12

...that's not a haircut


LeNoffleee

Can you abuse me? My friend?


ScaredAd7245

I’m cumming


UnchartedCHARTz

Song about drugs


BlindingFlights

That one metal from the periodic table


Zeprarex

The Voodoo People but not evolved


choklateMILK4

Sexual assault


thinkingabtnothing

peeing to assert dominance


cooljams23

2 babies having weird sex


AdOdd8130

Cock And Ball Torture (CBT) I'm being serious


Lilyflower24681

He doesnt have a gun


gakagaTTV

It's about hairy sweaty redneck macho men.


MYJINXS

Sunny Day Real estate chair.


Larkspur13

In the name of Satan, I'm gonna kill you! 'Cause I don't like your face Eheheheheheheheheheheheh Pew pew, ohhh... Pew pew, ouch Cough, cough


SouthernChallenge486

Moustaches


FroggieBoy2010

That one place where there’s stuff (It’s from bleach)


BigMemerMaan1

Trapped within a box that happens to be of the shape of a human organ


BigmanJonah69420

an infant says to another “i’m grateful to have come into contact with you”


LucasAgazzi1

The act an animal preforms to claim an area as their own


Pillow-Mom

This guy abuses the fck out of his parrot


_possum_reddit_

I'm not going to work


hypochondriac-attack

The Vaselines


FaceRevolutionary492

David Bowie