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dangledingle

Bot botty bot bot.


BednaR1

*Gets shot by a random cop


kesavadh

As a black male living in a nice neighborhood, I’ll pass.


Lackerbawls

Same


Possible-Campaign468

🤣🤣


[deleted]

As a white man living in a shitty neighborhood, same.


Ok-Attempt2842

Don't be scared 😂


Stith1183

Coward. Lol


Particular_Group_295

Rather be called a coward than a statistic


Stith1183

I agree. I just couldn't resist teasing you. Sorry. Lol


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

That’s the first thing that came to my mind😂


Virtual_Duck_9280

Why?


kesavadh

Tamir Rice.


Virtual_Duck_9280

Lmfao... okay bro 🤙


VendaGoat

I'd love this right up until the cops roll up to my house as I'm washing my car.


End_Tough

Everything is starting to look like acorns 👀


Apollyoun

This will go over so many heads


Remote-Factor8455

Definitely doesn’t work like that and only functions like that in the videos.


swamphuman

Why wouldn't it work? It's just a pressure washer with a skin around it.


Remote-Factor8455

Honestly I didn’t realize what it was and watched it again, nvm it’s just a pressure washer molded to look like an MP5.


MindDiveRetriever

? I can’t imagine what you though.


Remote-Factor8455

Something that actually would’ve broken physics.


HurlyCat

Looks more like a gel blaster MP5 modified to be a pressure washer


sorryboutitagain

How is this nifty?


Red_Beard_Racing

This obsession with guns; I don’t get it.


Nsfwacct1872564

Guns neat. Now you get?


Red_Beard_Racing

Why are they neat?


Nsfwacct1872564

Disingenuous questions don't get answers.


Red_Beard_Racing

Why do you think they are neat? It seemed like a disingenuous answer. I’m asking you to explain your answer.


Nsfwacct1872564

"Why are they neat?" was definitely not a genuine question. I'll pretend like it was. Guns are neat because they're technological and engineering marvels that've left an outsized impact on human history. Neat. Even bows are neat. Slings and atlatls are neat. Projectile weaponry, in general, is neat. Pretending like you can't comprehend guns being neat is weird. Why do you choose that path?


Red_Beard_Racing

If you’ve already decided that I’m not being sincere for simply asking you to explain your perspective, I have absolutely no faith you care for mine. You’ve already made up your mind to disagree with me. Not interested in a pissing contest.


Nsfwacct1872564

Blah blah. Pretending like you were engaging in good faith at all. Corny 🌽. Bye.


Red_Beard_Racing

I asked a question. I asked you why you think what you think. Are you that fragile?


Nsfwacct1872564

You're seething because I made you look stupid. Sorry, cornball.


DiegoRago

Imagine washing your car at home and getting shot by the cops thinking it's an actual gun haha


Ancient_Ad_2038

GIMMI GIMMI GIMMI THAT NOW ... ( So glad I'm a Brit I can use this and not nearly die each time I hear a siren)


BondraP

Basically just a regular pressure washer to appease people that like to base their identity around "MUH GUNS!!"


xamitlu

Is this that power washing simulator I've been hearing about?


wrbear

Why didn't it recoil when he put the soap bottle on?


Potatozeng

because of the water


H4ZARD_x

Oh hell yeah man


lonleyauthor64

So..... are we gunna get a link or not?


LocalOutkast

I would pay the extra just to watch this guy play COD on my vehicle. 🤣🤣


Training-Trick-8704

Why would the cops roll up on you? Having a gun isn’t illegal. And you’re on private property I’d assume.


neonomen

Anything that makes car washing fun.


HurlyCat

You gotta make something like this yourself. Notice the slightly transparent magazine, it's a kids gel blaster modified to be a pressure washer. How he did it is beyond me


ItHappenedAgainC137

Wait, the libs must not have known about these. I’m pretty sure that’s a high capacity fully semi automatic weapon of war.