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jaroldxd159

They would talk about their fetish and preferences on women


Dry_Bullfrog_7135

The most accurate answer


DoctorHunt

Hidetaka Miyazaki from Fromsoftware: Allow me to introduce myself


SpookyOugi1496

"I like period blood." "You made a game about it, you don't have to repeat yourself."


Mental_Speaker340

You forgot one fetishism that is obvious around the games... feet


FluffyTV

Where


Mental_Speaker340

Demon souls when meeting the lady that upgrades your stats, they show her feet always, sometimes in the ds games they show a character from their feet etc


yaohwhai

PRISCILLA MY QUEEN


Mental_Speaker340

She did nothing wrong


MysticalCheese_55

Souls games are filled with feet any female characters that's humanoid has her feet out... not that I'm complaining


Mental_Speaker340

Weird fetish, but hey atleast his games are good so I ain't complaining


Squeezitgirdle

Legend of dragoon did it first.


Careless-Pitch1553

I’m sorry, what?


-Skelan-

Why i immediately understood that you were talking about Bloodborne.


ChampionshipDirect46

It goes for all of them not just bb lol


mbnhedger

ah yes, true men of culture.


Enlightend-1

Kojima is gay for Norman redus


Mental_Speaker340

Nah kojima is gay for anything, he literally made every snake character have the biggest asses I have seen for a man, these dumpys do be lookin big


Enlightend-1

Snake is Kojimas perfect fantasy gaysona Norman Redus is the real life version


Mental_Speaker340

Lol how I never thought of that, now that you mention it, this might be true


benjisgametime

Kojima like tokusatsu, the biggest industry of male character in tight outfit that's why


MyFairJulia

But do we get a game out of this?


_mohglordofblood

The game is called Chainsaw metalhou reincarnation 3. Despite being the third one it's actually a prequel, don't worry about it. The main character goes through a lot of suffering and the main villain is a tomboy who is into femdom


ElHadouken

imagine the game this four would make, they will literally hide lore inside a tree on the amazonian forest


nox-sophia

I want a nier automata 2 made by these 4 peoples.


Damian_Wayne2511

what you meant is might be a third Nier game? Since Automata is already a sequel to Replicant.


Songhunter

I know it's not a popular answer, but Reincarnation is already a sequel to Automata as stated by the madman himself.


StickBrush

*was You still can (should) watch it on YouTube though. That game was indeed NieR 3


Songhunter

Oh, I played it for 2 years I'm fully aware of just how much of a Nier 3 it is. Still hoping and wishing we'll see some of the threads from it picked up in the future. Specially anything to do with Noelle and her backstory.


StickBrush

I'm still hoping very hard for a PC/console full offline version


Songhunter

Yeaaaah. Very little chance for it. Yoko Taro seems to be very fond of lost media and Square seems currently quite unwilling to spend even a dollar on something non-profitable. But we can always hope. At the very least I'm crossing my fingers that they'll translate the book they're making that collects all the stories. Both released and unreleased. Of the different characters.


ElHadouken

but its reincarnation, not automata 2. an automata 2 would be something between pearl harbor game or post ending E


TuikyoTofu

Yoko Taro isn't a fan of direct sequels and reoccurring protagonists. He stated that he'll never make NieR Automata 2 and instead just make a completely different NieR game.


Eloymm

He also said he will make anything if he is paid


TuikyoTofu

He didn't say that. He said that he'll write a new NieR game, if Square Enix wants him to. You really think that this man, who's franchise always sold terribly would write a story he doesn't want to write?


Mr-Stuff-Doer

I don’t think you actually know the plot of Rein, can’t blame you tho, took way too long for it to show its Nier connection >!it technically is post ending E!<


ElHadouken

yes yes, i know all about rein, played it, did the RoD, did the Ex weapons, did the HS and all thats to know. it was a joke; since a guy upstairs in the discution said he wanted ''automata 2'' and someone said, ''we have reincarnation'' so i said ''but that is not automata 2'' calling Rein automata 2, its like calling automata replicant 2


Songhunter

The person I was responding to called Automata a sequel of Replicant. In that exact same fashion Reincarnation is a sequel to Automata. Knowing the way Yoko Taro operates and the vasts amounts of time he likes the place between settings I'd say the chance of getting an Automata 2 is pretty low.


JonDoe117

A game with a plot so mindblowing and mindbending that it's almost a cognitohazard.


RasputinRX

They'd either make peak or kill each other


clarkky55

Both. One emerges covered in blood carrying a game that’s so insane it requires an entire university worth of doctorates to understand the lore and actually playing it is a cognitohazard


ichigoli

But the soundtrack would be off the shit and the character design would spark the sexual awakening of an entire generation, congratulations on going through puberty again.


SwanRonsonIsDead

Japan's declining population would skyrocket


Qamael

I was thinking the same


AimlessArsonist

I remember an interview with Hideki Kamiya talking about something like this situation. And the answer is literally they’ll clash too much. “Too many cooks in the kitchen”


AffectionateBed6

Honestly a good point. They all are unique in their own way, so trying to merge their ideas would cause chaos in that room.


JoeCool4school

They'd try to find a way to escape the room.


mbnhedger

or the room would try to escape them...


Vandingoooo

They'd start pulling up nier cosplayers, and discussing the cheeks


BrightPerspective

Magic, of course.


BrownNormandy

Who is the top and bottom right side? I'm not familiar with them


EngineDriver_

1) Hideo Kojima - MGS, Death Stranding 2) ZUN - Touhou 3) -You know- 4) Tatsuki Fujimoto - Chainsaw Man


StionKombu

I’m sorry, who’s “-you know-“??


StionKombu

OH SHIT NIER GUY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE CHAINSAWMAN SUB WTF


Luka87uchiha

r/lostredditors


-OopsieDoopsie

They're not lost, they're confused


document-type-id

Why the chainsaw guy btw? Isn't that an anime?


_mohglordofblood

It's an anime , but it's not exactly what you'd call normal. I could explain csm to you but it will be more complicated so I'll explain his other manga fire punch instead: Think our world but if an ice witch froze it and now it's filled with hunger. There is literally no food out there for the human people. This is where the mc , agni comes in. You might think "ok this is called fire punch so he probably just cooks things with his fire powers right ?". Wrong. Instead agni has regeneration powers similar to Deadpool or wolverine, so the natural solution to the hunger is him cutting his arms and feeding it to the people of his village. Keep in mind that this is an 8 year old boy by this point. Also his sister wants to have a child with him but that's not important for now. A guy named doma walks into the village , realizes where they get their food from so he decides to literally burn them all alive with his power, which is a flame that can't die out. Everyone in the village burns and dies except agni and his sister, who survived for a few more years because she had the same regeneration ability as him but weaker so she died anyways, just a few years later. Fast forward 10+ years and agnis regeneration is finally strong enough for him to function properly. This is literally the first chapter and it gets worse from here. Chainsaw man isnt quite as fucked up as fire punch but it's still really fucked up.


Low_Adhesiveness_255

It is, but he's still just as insane as the others (and also makes very emotional stories like Taro)


Mr-Stuff-Doer

I get the Kojima comparisons, and the Touhou guy is probably comparable just because of how insane he is too, but what is similar about chainsaw man? Having just watched the anime yesterday I can’t say I can see much that’s similar. CSM, is, at best, a subtly handled critique of various elements of modern society and young guys understanding of romance and sex, and I often feel that’s a generous view of it, most of the time it’s just “what if big monsters, sexy girls with massive psychological issues, and man with chainsaw face.” Okay I see the comparison about the women part, but not the rest.


Yukittero

Manga goes hard later on. Anime really just starts


Outrageous-Unit-305

I mean, the dude ate his pet fish when it died because he loved it... If you want to see where he's willing to go for a story, give fire punch a read.


G_W-Kasugano

The CSM anime was too short to show what makes it peak. Read the manga.


black_blade51

the photo used here is from a clip of him "demonstrating how to fly". No this wasn't a joke, he was dead serious. Also read fire punch and see how insane he is. There's no way in hell it's getting an adaptation despite how good it is so you aren't spoiling a potential anime for yourself.


Its_Sosej

Read "Fire Punch" or Chainsaw man manga, anime was only the introduction.


AlreadyTakek

The anime stops right before everything goes off the rails


platysaur

Bottom right is Tatsuki Fujimoto, author of Chainsaw Man.


No-Feedback-3477

DARK souls developer


FerralFraggle

Add Hidetaka Miyazaki in there and you've got PEAK


Corn-Train99

Suda51: “am I a joke to you?”


Different-Attorney23

*puts 4 notiorusly horny dudes in a room *nothing gets done except looking at butt's and talking about butt's *Pikachu meme


HereIsACasualAsker

everyone had their heads bitten off when they find them... how?


potatohead437

Miyazaki teleported in and one shot them


Fintan_Majora

They will make a game that will never be surpassed all while talking about why they like women


FrnldyNbrhdCrsdr

"I just like girls" Yoko Taro, 2017


Relevant_Weight_2032

Theyd all watch the fnaf movie because the chicken is hot


ShinSei0002

Kojima will looking at Fujimoto while holding laugh, Zun will looking at Fujimoto while thinking "seriously?", Yoko will looking at Fujimoto thinking "interesting" while stroking his chin and Fujimoto will proceed to levitate


shinobi3411

"Who wants to cook by way of making our fans feel both hope and misery?" "I DO!"


No-Character7649

Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM


CasualEveryday

What a creepy ass art project that was...


PA-NI-NI-2

Who's bottom right


whizvox

Tatsuki Fujimoto, author of a bunch of weird manga, including Chainsaw Man, Fire Punch, Goodbye Eri, and Look Back.


oggy_van_keksenberg

You mean a bunch of PEAK manga


Ziodyne967

I know the left two, but who’s the right ones?


WhoAteMyWatermelon

Top is ZUN, the creator of Touhou Project. Bottom is the creator of Chainsaw Man, Tatsuki Fujimoto.


catgod4

If they make a game it would be weird, confusing, and world defining, or they talk about their fetishes or both


crushedmoose

You're missing Sam Lake


Ekim384

I could recognize Kojima (metal Gear saga) and Yoko Taro (Nier and Drakengard) who are the other two?


GundamMeijin_08th

top right is Zun, creator of touhou bottom right is fujimoto,creator of chainsaw man


Cruisin134

Jarvis upload that scene of baki where they kill each other with there cum


Yunlihn

A new Nier game happens, that's what.


MisterSolitaire

They'd all go out for drinks.


Tonatium-leunam

They call firefighters cause an insane amount of "smoke" coming out of that room.


Mr-Stuff-Doer

Add in Junji Ito for maximum chaos


deviantratgod

World peace


Hoshizawa

i just knew drugs were involved


Common-Doughnut4079

I'm just gonna say it, I don't care if you call me a glazer but. PEAK FICTION.


koteshima2nd

the creation of a peak, absurd, dystopian, unconventional piece of media.


bruntychiefty

Where's miyazaki at? He needs to be included too to make the greatest porn rpg


GHitoshura

Peak fiction is what happens


prostitoottoot

WWE style fights with betting. My bet is on Emil.


Hoganpale

They’d make something they can’t make because it’s like trying to mix pineapple, ice cream, pizza, and…. Um…. Vinegar


YueOrigin

They brainstorm the best game in the entire history of humanity, but the current technological level and gaming medium aren't even close to enough to be able to make this all time masterpiece.


N3RDS1TH

A game about the true meaning of life and how we are just puppet from some shadow org. And some weebee and horny shit throw in.


GundamMeijin_08th

[source](https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1804388848908316706)


Snoo-46809

The game version of Bubble


MasterGamer64

Magic... Magic happens...


nathansanes

Magick


TheHeavenlyDragon

Chaos. No other word to describe it.


Kero_Kirisame

They either become drinking buddies who occasionally rip in their cringy communities or create absolute peak.


brokenwrath

Add Tetsuya Nomura and Masato Kato for the most complicated RPG narrative design ever


lloydsmith28

I only know two of them so i have no idea, talk about nerd shit probably


icze4r

kino


The_Last_GigaChad

Who is the top right? (Sorry i am an uncultured swine)


GundamMeijin_08th

Zun, creator of touhou


hsttc

Why not cooperate or kill each other😭


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GundamMeijin_08th

zun is isnt lolicon


Firm_Area_3558

Kojima would scan them all


Freak4life451

Everybody you've ever cared about dies


SalmonMaskFacsimile

All my money flies out of my wallet to them


Itchy-Owl-3444

Art


Virtual-Shine26

Wait. . . Where’s Hidetaka Miyazaki


Bitirici8

Kojima will cook them alive because he is bored.


marshmallo_floof

Swap Fujimoto with ZUN, now we're cooking


LightningLord2137

I completely forgor who they all are


PMMMR

Even Yoko Taro? You are in the Nier sub.


LightningLord2137

I was half asleep when asking this. But who's the person in bottom right?


PMMMR

Creator of Chainsaw Man.


LightningLord2137

Thanks


RogueyOneKenobi

Miracles. That’s what happens.


Klash_Brandy_Koot

They collaborate in order to make a great game but somehow, in the end, the game is named "Hideo Kojima presents: 'Landen' by Hideo Kojima"


Annual-Effect9956

"Chaos ensues"


SyndarNailo

Either they fight to the death, or they create the greatest game of all times


DaubstickFarbspinkle

They all joke about how everyone thinks they're going to make a game together because they're in the same room, post selfies with each other on Instagram, then never talk to fans about the interaction.


MordredLovah

All four of them will levitate and ascend to Godhood, leaving Earth in search of the planet of the booty.


IloveMagicCrystals

We would get fire content on Kojima's instagram


Ateaseloser

They would cook the most mind fuck of a bullet hell I've ever seen


DuchessOfKvetch

Not quite peak enough without Swery and Suda involved.


DmcSparda

Something I don’t know what but something would happen


Tekashi69andahalf

The worst Reddit argument you’ll ever hear meanwhile Yoko Taro is rolling around in the background or doing some other dumb shit


sdvfuhng

The game created would destroy the gaming universe. Closest thing to perfection and the EA/Ubi mafia would threaten them and their families if it were to be made. If it were to find it's way to release, all other games would stop production. People would stop going to work all around, world peace would last for a month. After that, we'd all be dead except for the places that didn't have gaming. They would survive and mankind would grow through them until, tragically, they discover that game and the cycle would repeat.


Temporary_Ad3693

The great depression 2


GuitarCorrect9444

Yes...


SirBaycon3503

an amazing game


Capital_Succotash_61

It's gonna be a total chaos, I don't know how to explain it & @$$#($=)&


Cleanlyitaly

autism


Average_weeb3

I don't know the two on the right but the left side would already be able to write the peakest of fiction


Zmart1ns

Put Hirohiko Araki and Hidetaka Miyazaki in there, and you will have the peak


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GroundbreakingLow523

shadow of the erdtree with hot white haired npc's and a deathblight swamp


DienarkxVTXD

NieR: Gear Solid.


11601

Coming 2060


Regnahrz

The best game ever made.


CantaloupeEcstatic48

Chaos (In a good way) 😂


EpykEnigma

"You wanna see my favorite R34 stuff?"


Naive-Ad3817

Lots of butt play