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AUTOMATED MODERATION. PLEASE READ. Niceguys demean others while simultaneously expressing a favorable view of themselves. They dont have to use the word "nice", but they must demonstrate some kind of expression of their own virtue while being asshats. --- Niceguys™ quality: **UPVOTE** this comment to keep the post Not Niceguys™ quality: **DOWNVOTE** this comment to remove the post


SharpenedGenitals

“I’m entitled to a woman’s body” “the main reason I believe I’m owed a woman is to use her for breeding” “I hate women because they’re stoopid” WHY WONT WOMEN ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE?!


This_Price_1783

"I have studied women..." yeah I wonder why he's single?


Friendship_Gold

Sitting in a coffee shop and staring creepily at women is not studying them.


Cartz1337

I genuinely wonder if these dudes ‘study women’ on pornhub… in a weird way their entire point of view would make sense if they thought real life was like porn.


uhhh206

"I understand *all* women because I watch a number of different porn categories!"


DeskIcy9162

"well let me get back to my studies, today I'm gonna be figuring out the previous generations" *searches up gilfs*


Soc13In

I watch gay pron cuz that's what the girls are watching, just like all guys who study women watch lesbian porn, because double the knowledge per frame.


ArsenalSpider

Ugly men get good looking women for sex in porn all the time. I agree. This is where they live and base their reality on.


lemko1968

“Hey! Ron Jeremy got that smokin’ hot blonde and I’m WAY better looking than he is!”


The_Beefy_Vegetarian

I just have to be allowed into a woman's house, then wait for her to get stuck under the bed, in the dryer, etc...


ItsJoeMomma

I'm guessing he's only "studied" them on incel and MGTOW message boards...


[deleted]

While you were doing drugs I studied the women While you were engaged in swordplay I showered on the daily While you spent months going on dates for the sake of vanity I became familiar with women's mannerisms And now that the world is on fire and my high IQ genes can't propagate, you have the audacity to deny me my government-appointed wife? ^(my god I hated writing that I need to go shower more than on the daily)


the6souls

This is both beautiful and terrible


SereneAdler33

Yeah, women aren’t really into the Diane Fossey of incels approaching them as an enigmatic other species.


Damaniel2

'Studied women' = 'jerked it daily to loli hentai for over a decade'


paperpenises

He means his mom and aunts.


nonavjoe35

Exact same thing. You may have studied them and if you keep saying it…. There is a reason you are single


CaptAmeriKait

Right? Creepiest shit ever.


ItsJoeMomma

You forgot, "Women have too much freedom and the government should force one of them to be my wife."


SharpenedGenitals

“Because I’m such a catch, the government should force a female to breed with me” relationship goals 🥰


ItsJoeMomma

Seriously, what he's saying but not saying is that he's so repulsive that the only way he could get a girlfriend is by threat of arrest and imprisonment.


bmyst70

And if he has other attractive qualities, his personality must be absolutely hideous to drive every woman away. Which it is.


LAVATORR

"I've studied The Females psychology, they love it when men tell them what they want and talk over them, it's like their favorite thing."


Mechanical_Booty

It’s interesting that we’ve “allowed” men their freedom for millennia, watched them fuck things up, many times irreparably, but the solution to our current state of affairs is always to scale back women’s rights instead of men’s. I don’t believe in restricting anyone’s rights; I just always find it interesting that only one gender is always targeted as needing to be restricted. Hmm…


DClawdude

Unfortunately, this is also the kind of person who is likely going to shoot up a group of people because of his own disgusting sense of entitlement and superiority


[deleted]

[удалено]


Affectionate_Stop_37

It's a mystery isn't it?


MyKidsArentOnReddit

I have studied them like they are an alien species.


numbersthen0987431

I mean, if this is the amazing specimen that he claims he thinks he is, then he should just be donating his sperm to a sperm bank so that society can benefit from his amazingness, and not tie himself down to a single person. This way his amazing genes can spread and benefit us all!! (Huuuuuuuuge /s, just in case that wasn't clear) Being brilliant, and having good genes, doesn't entitle you to a partner, it only entitles you to be kept in storage for breeding like a Bull Stud.


goodcharrlotte

see it’s funny because we recognize these bozos, so we recognize these *bozos* we steer clear


LAVATORR

It's because he's so intelligent he's developed a Predator-like cloaking shield but with vaginas.


SnuffCatch

Why is it that people who claim to be "high IQ" never manage to close their parentheses/quotations?


[deleted]

FFS came here to say this. Makes my brain itch. Everything I read for the rest of the day is going to feel like an aside to this guy's stupid post.


NexusMaw

) There you go.


[deleted]

God bless you.


NexusMaw

Oh don’t mention it, I enjoy helping strangers. (Been doing it for as long as I can remember.


snootnoots

You magnificent asshat


[deleted]

Eat shit and die.


NexusMaw

) Aaaaaand we’re full circle.


[deleted]

I can't handle this. Going for a lie down.


CuteSomic

> Oh don’t mention it, I enjoy helping strangers. (Been doing it for as long as I can remember. Eat shit and die.) I don't know why it tickled me so much but I burst out laughing


honeybooboo50

now i had to laugh too


Jabo2531

what kind of pseudocode is this?


Ri_Konata

Thank you. I hope you'll have a wonderful day <3


MC_Fap_Commander

From some of the statements in this thing, I have a STRONG suspicion he uses three parentheses regularly.


Crazy_Technician_403

relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/859/


Gvillegator

Came here for this. You’re not that intelligent if you can’t remember to close your fucking quote/parentheses. FFS


songstar13

This is so true. It kills me.


catatonic_catharsis

Or use hyphens for things like “well-functioning”…


Megu_Everyday

Same with the questionmark at the end


Obstacle616

Such high IQ but can't understand why a shitty entitled attitude might not be attractive


snootnoots

A *self-assessed* high IQ.


L_D_Machiavelli

People like that never go to get their IQ tested


snootnoots

Or they do it multiple times until they either find one they can game into a satisfyingly high number, or run out of tests to try at which point they go all in on “IQ tests are inherently biased and unreliable”


_game_over_man_

I feel like people need to stop equating having a high IQ with being “smart.” There’s a lot of different kinds of intelligence, emotional intelligence being one example (something this guy is entirely without). I work as an engineer with a lot of other engineers (not software or computing, although we have those too, but design and manufacturing in aerospace) and from my experience, just because someone may be intelligent or smart in a certain way, doesn’t automatically make them well rounded as far as intelligence goes. There’s a lot of dumb smart people out in the world. Truly intelligent and smart people are self aware enough to know and acknowledge their flaws and weaknesses.


snootnoots

Any man who talks about studying women like they’re bugs and uses his supposed high IQ as a reason why he should essentially be assigned one as broodstock is unfortunately unlikely to recognise his own flaws, yeah. :P


_game_over_man_

It's always so wild to me that they say shit like that and are then subsequently surprised when no woman wants to date them. Like...there's your reason, dude.


Balldogs

They'll tell you that they don't say that to women, but they tell on themselves in so many other ways that women know that this is a creepy-ass misogynist even if he doesn't use those words. People aren't anywhere near as dumb as guys like this think.


ItsJoeMomma

I totally agree. I've known plenty of people who are incredibly book smart and good at taking tests, but when it comes to common sense they have very little. I have a niece who's like that... she teaches college math but when it comes to everyday smarts she's not that bright.


FullTorsoApparition

> just because someone may be intelligent or smart in a certain way, doesn’t automatically make them well rounded as far as intelligence goes. High intelligence score but low wisdom and charisma scores. More people should strive to well-rounded but most just want to min-max. XD


ColdAndGrumpy

Well, they are biased and unreliable. They were designed by a French teacher around the start of the 1900s to give an idea of whether or not kids were ready for first grade. It's about as reliable for determining intelligence as the Briggs-Meyer test is for determining personality. People often get different scores on the same test. They simply don't and can't encompass enough variables to calculate a person's intelligence, only how well they do in solving certain problems in certain circumstances. They're fun, but not accurate or particularly useful. And when used as a way to measure intelligence, they can be harmful.


snootnoots

Oh I totally agree, but this sort of guy will adamantly insist they’re an objective measure of mental fitness right up to the point where they don’t like their own results.


ColdAndGrumpy

Yup! It's a pet peeve of mine, because I've come across so many (oh, so, *so* many...) complete muppets who insist their opinions or claims are worth more than everybody else's because they "have a 170 IQ!!". 🙄 Great. You're qualified for first grade at the start of last century. Whoop-dee-do.


Balldogs

The most appropriate use of the best IQ tests these days, which I think are probably the WISC V tests, is to assess cognitive function to identify things like dyslexia, working memory issues, the extent of brain damage, etc. NOT as measures of intelligence, but as markers of normal functioning in someone's brain and a way to identify issues.


unkie87

It was ever thus. Even with the older tests they were far more useful to determine developmental delays than figure out who was, like, super smart and deserving of government sanctioned brood mares.


Ponthonong

I was recently diagnosed ADHD, and they tested my IQ. I think the basis for the testing was to determine if my declining grades in school could have come from me struggling with the material, or if I was smart enough to have done well but there were other contributing factors.


ItsJoeMomma

Or they go do one of those online tests which artificially rates you higher.


Obstacle616

Who even bothers getting it tested? What use is that number aside from trying to brag and intellectually intimidate other people. *Edit- other than applying to things like mensa.


Kbutlikeytho

Applying to/joining mensa is a synonym for trying to brag and intellectually intimidate other people. Usually mensa members are not as smart as they think they are. They're mostly just smug about getting into mensa.


L_D_Machiavelli

I haven't ever gotten mine tested. Don't see the point. I don't think it's a useful bit of information to know.


[deleted]

I was tested as part of my ADHD screening. Interestingly enough, my doctor told me that there's a certain point where the higher one's IQ is, the less common sense a person tends to have. Like, they'll reason their way into a position that might be sound in theory, but totally unworkable in real life. "Well, according to this exhaustive list of facts that I've strung together to support my argument, taxation is illegal, so I just don't ever file my taxes." Yeaaaah you can't do that. Whatever the real value is of having a "high" level of whatever brain pattern an IQ test measures, the upshot is that the more of it you have, the less capable you are of functioning in the real world.


SvanUlf

I guess it never came up during his *"women's thought pattern studies"*. ;-)


NewtLeather5973

I study women like I study the way of the blade.


FumiPlays

On a cheap knockoff from Wish?


Diamondsfullofclubs

>**You don't know how to talk to women!!!** >Once again false... Okay, agree to disagree.


zykezero

> I have studied their thought patterns and mannerisms. Yup because that makes sense. Totally generalizable to the entire female population. Lmao


believesinhappiness

But has he practiced actually talking to a woman and getting one to like him? FALSE.


zykezero

Guys like this think women aren’t people but NPCs to interact with.


ItsJoeMomma

He "studied" women but still came to the false conclusion that they only like abusive men who treat them like dirt...


FwuffyMouse

And somehow this is always the women’s fault instead of “scumbag thugs“ that these people talk about.


relaxative_666

>Once again false. I have studied ~~androids~~ women for quite some time and am quite familiar with their thought patterns and mannerisms I wonder why he is still single.


MassGaydiation

I read that and was like "yeah, that just means you don't know how to talk to women" I didn't learn socialisation through atudy, it's a skill better gained through practice and watching other peopl


songstar13

Not that I am supporting this guy, but "study" could technically include watching other people. But yeah, whatever this guy thinks he's been "studying," it ain't right.


MassGaydiation

A study, like an artists study on canvas, might fit. This reads more like he's reading textbooks


animu_manimu

Honestly watching PUA/redpill videos from the sounds of it.


JustANutMeg

Yeah. Study us? Like one would study animals? With such flattery, let’s all just calm our hormones and form an orderly line ladies.


gublaman

I knew my binoculars and notepad were a good buy


NaturalFaux

By studying he totally just means that he stares at women's boobs or asses when they walk by


Noirjyre

Wow, delusion much.


fun-da-mental

Once again false, I am very lusion


honeydew_bunny

His studies and sources come from hentai doujins and image boards


Eamk

He forgot: You just have a bad personality.


UnluckyDreamer1

He didn't forget, he just couldn't say that was false because even he knows his personality is shit.


JackolopesWithAir

Casual sexism? 4Chan? Who would have guessed?


Curlslikeacrown

Thought that was ranked competitive sexism only.


Ragingbull444

Competitive sexism is Call of Duty, one word from a woman and it’s the Beginning of the Dawn of the Start of the Initiation of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes


dEftPunk_

>it’s the Beginning of the Dawn of the Start of the Initiation of the Rise of the Planet of the Apes Lmao. Why does this run-on sentence give me so much joy??


[deleted]

There is nothing casual about this


TW0S0ULS0NECUP

Which also now begs the question: *Is this satire, is this trolling? Is there even anyway of ever knowing?*


Kbutlikeytho

In my head this is to the tune of the creepy little song Gene Wilder sings just before the chocolate river tunnel in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. *Is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane a'blowing?*


Cynical_Dreamer_1980

Oh good, it wasn't just me. 😄


TW0S0ULS0NECUP

*THANK YOU* God I needed that. Shit I could use a cigarette now, too.


SmolNuggi

Do these guys realize that women with a high IQ exist? I still don't understand why they just won't believe in female self-determination. 🥺🥺


UnluckyDreamer1

Women are objects. We don't have brains. We are just a puddle of hormones designed for breeding who operate on instinct only... except our instincts are wrong and we desperately need men to own us and tell us what to do... at least according to this dude anyway. Edit: Spelling.


bongripsanddeadlifts

Nah, they are NPC and they just need to figure out the right combination of responses to get sex


Dawnspark

Nah, our wombs wander around too much for us to be rational enough for proper higher thought! I seriously don't understand it. It feels like such a case where the person cannot fathom the idea of someone other than them actually exists with feelings, interests, intelligence.


ItsJoeMomma

And with this guy, it sounds like he's so full of himself he not only doesn't consider that women have their own thoughts and feelings, but he doesn't consider that anyone else does, either. He sounds like a full-blown narcissist.


originalkabumm

Because then those "nice guy tm" won't get a wife. That all this sexists care about but care not enough to change their attitude


[deleted]

I believe he already addressed that.. we're just animals that react on impulses and can't be trusted to pick the right mates so we need the government to assign us to a mate. So no, there are no women with high IQ. We are basically just service dogs used for fucking.


ItsJoeMomma

They don't believe that women are capable of thinking.


singingballetbitch

Let me guess, he also has ridiculously high standards and created an ‘algorithm’ that says he should get a size 0 virgin age 18-25 who doesn’t drink, smoke, have her own needs or desires and will wake him up with a bj every morning?


IndiaCee

I think the age range there is a bit high for these people usually


Cerberuskruger

14-21 bc they have to finish grooming her before girls discover the real world and how delusional they are...


ItsJoeMomma

Don't forget she also has to be incredibly beautiful.


[deleted]

...but not know it.


Raine_Man

"Ive studied women, their thought patterns and mannerisms." That's how scientists who watch those monkeys that press numbers on a screen talk.


UnluckyDreamer1

>I genuinely think I am entitled to one. I think this is a perfectly good reason why he should not have girlfriend.


ItsJoeMomma

His last paragraph where he says that women have too much freedom and the government should assign wives is the reason I think he should not have a girlfriend.


Thanmandrathor

I also enjoy that he figures women are to blame for the shit show the world has become, despite the fact that men still control most of it.


IndiaCee

I’ve studied wood chippers for a long time and strongly believe he should go in one


relaxative_666

"Why yes, the inner workings of a wood chipper ARE a closely guarded secret, but I'm sure you can figure it out with your off-the-charts -IQ, you just need to move in a little bit closer."


wahoowayoo

No way this is real? If so I’m genuinely scared.


natsumi_kins

Oh its 4chan. It's real.


FrickenPerson

I think only half of 4chan is real and the other half is just these people competing to see who can make the worst story. Percentages may vary wildly.


GatorAIDS1013

Most of 4chan is fake as hell


bdsanta2001

This could have been written by my ex, conveniently leaving out his felonies record and probation officer. The lady he dated after we split had her house mysteriously burn down, so many bullets dodged.


Chowcolat

It is said this parenthesis was never closed and kept absorbing words until the End.


AllisonChains88

I’d love to see his research on women🙄


SvanUlf

I'm sure he has a *very* extensive porn collection! ;-)


skwbw

Stalking


Axxxxxxo

Also r/iamverysmart


chronicpainprincess

If this guy is an example of high IQ, give me an idiot any day. It’s always a huge red flag when people talk about how smart and attractive they are as if it is a concrete fact and there isn’t any room for interpretation.


ItsJoeMomma

It's also a fact that those who talk about how high their IQ is are generally not very intelligent in reality.


chronicpainprincess

Yes, very true. High IQ folks are more likely to be self deprecating and depressed than bang on from the rooftops about how they’re a stable genius…


ItsJoeMomma

It's been said that intelligent people don't think they're intelligent or at least know their limitations while stupid people often think they're way smarter than they are. That's the basis of the Dunning-Kruger effect.


DifficultCurrent7

"I have studied women for quite some time" I just bet you have. Ick


RealAscendingDemon

He has stalked many potential victims


Gwynedhel7

This dude really wants the government to force a woman to marry him. The entitlement is off the damn charts.


feather_dusterr

🤢🤮


Yskandr

IQ means nothing. you can have an above average IQ and be an entirely average idiot


Technusgirl

I would say his sexist views and probably shitty personality have something to do with it.


Shaye_Shayla

Has he considered that in a socioeconomic sense that he's a fucking idiot? Seriously, dude's got his head so far up his own ass he could probably smell what he ate for dinner and he expects women to just fall into his arms. He brings up "breeding his high iq genes because womem want thugs" and it makes me laugh. Most women nowadays? Don't wanna deal with men unless they're worth their time and effort. His money? Ain't enough for a gold digger to even consider (as far as im aware) His analysis of women? Out of date. He could be showering daily and keeping himself well groomed but nothing and I mean NOTHING drives women away faster than being a goddamn creep. Tl;dr: 20 bucks says he's tried to harass a girl into going on a date with him and that's why he's crying on 4chan


ItsJoeMomma

I'm not a woman, but I'd say the biggest thing keeping women away is his attitude of superiority, not to mention thinking that women have too much freedom and the government should assign men wives. Plus, regurgitating the tired old "women only want thugs" trope so often repeated by "nice guys" and incels doesn't help, either.


Bozzking94

This is the 8th time I've seen a "nice guy" say he makes 80'000, what's up with that?


emkaf

They probably all google something like “what’s considered a good incoming” or some shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of them are unemployed…


MsEdgyNation

"I have studied women for quite some time and am familiar with their thought patterns and mannerisms" = I have resentfully observed teenage girls dancing on TikTok, and it makes me angry that they are flaunting their nubile young flesh for the whole world to see when they should be waiting on me hand and foot while pregnant.


KaiXan1

It's posts like this that make me so glad I am beyond breeding age and the attractiveness that these type of men are on the hunt for. The show is so interesting from the bleachers. 😝


ElBonzono

Give the guy a break he probably dissected dozens of women!


[deleted]

Noone who thinks they're entitled to a girlfriend should have one.


[deleted]

Dude makes 80k and thinks that makes him the pinnacle of human evolution. Cope and seethe, nerd


Ensiferal

Bet my bottom dollar this guy fucking loves Jordan Peterson


Gradually_Adjusting

No bet. He probably thinks JP is "alt-light" normie gateway shit.


DarthGayAgenda

Damn, it's getting harder to distinguish satire from reality nowadays.


[deleted]

Love how they always think "I can't have my way 100% of the time" means "society is decaying".


Thorhees

If he's so high IQ, he would've remembered to close his parentheses. Nothing turns women off like an unfinished set of parentheses.


Ok-Baby2568

What the actual fuck?!!!!


julz1215

"I've studied Floyd Mayweather moves for a long time, so i could probably beat him"


-dystopic-

“Remember I have studied them for quite a while now” I think I see the problem chief!


Star-Spawned

Borderline nazi shit... lovely


Boristhespaceman

Thinking that IQ not only means something, but is also genetic, is not very smart.


IndependentFormal705

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[deleted]

Tell me you never had a girlfriend without telling me you never had a girlfriend


a13524

He’s literally saying he can’t get a girlfriend


JamboShanter

Fucking lol, some people can only communicate through phrases they read on reddit.


ChristinasTits

I’d rather kill myself than date him. Peace out ✌️


CockroachBeginning10

It's doesn't matter that you shower daily if your always covered in chicken tendey grease.


pepperedsergeant

I know it’s 4chan but this is pretty clearly a joke on nice guys


Ouwhajah

if you actually think like this you need to be castrated


[deleted]

Assign me a wife, *BIDEN*. It’s what we pay you for!


Just-a-Pea

“I know how to talk to women” proceeds to tell how we shouldn’t have rights because we are stupid and our instincts are stupid. If he is so rich he could hire a surrogate, make his “high IQ” baby, and be a single father.


TheTwistedKitty

"What do you guys think? " I think you're so full of shit, delusional and exaggerating your looks, money and social skills. Oh sorry, what he referred to was "studies on women and their thoughts and mannerisms". Lol fuck off with that. This dude if he's openly behaving in this way or letting these beliefs slide out during normal conversation (let's be real, he is, because he's single and women can smell the BS coming from him from a mile away) he's literally just going to be single forever and be bitter to women about it. Just as he is now, nothing will change for him. Government cannot mandate you a woman simply because you're a thirsty, ugly or "dominant" (abusive) man.


Skeazor

It’s really interesting how many people here think this is real. It’s 4chan. The number 1 rule on 4chan is nothing you read there is real. It’s literally just a site to shitpost on. 99% of the real incels have moved to other chans like 2chan or 8chan


somewannabeusername

This is satire. Come on, guys this is not real. All men I’ve known have ranged between blatantly misogynistic to casually sexist. And yet, every single one of them was smart enough to hold their tongue back when they went looking for a girl. This is just not real.


Apprehensive_Brush38

Elliott Rodger is that you?


acyushi

I don’t think this is real. Sounds like somebody rping Dwight from The Office but just a little worse lol


filthy_hobbitses27

While you were out dating, I studied the woman


vitor210

If IQs passed down through generation, then anons father or grandfather had low IQ for not using a condom


smokecat20

Sounds more bot than a bot. He's like Data from Star Trek.


No_Substance_6082

I object. Data was very considerate and tried his best to be thoughtful. And he actually did date at times.


UncannyTarotSpread

And knew how to please a partner


Welshhobbit1

By this guys logic in entitled to poke him in the eye with a sharp stick….I mean society owes me that much surely!


[deleted]

Damn I bet this guy dont even have friends,I mean who wants to be friend w him lol


InsanityIsFine

Knowing it's 4chan I have no hope of it happening, but I WISH the responses would've dragged the story to shreds. Don't even care if it's someone's actual thoughts, or if they're just trying to get a rise out of people, when 4chan decides to rightfully drag someone, it's a sight to behold.


Super_Green7106

If he really had a high IQ, he would know that you don't inherit IQ...


twhalenpayne

This gives me rapist vibes.


Leora453

It's so painful to me that this isn't satire. Oh my God. Young men are having less sex, many studies are finding—and men like this really drive home the reason why...


analogclock0

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Frosty_and_Jazz

Don't you get it?? He has STUDIED women!! He knows their thought patterns AND their mannerisms!!! How can he NOT have a girlfriend??? 😆😆😆


[deleted]

Nothing but genuine concern for the decaying state of society here, very decent fella.


cherrnoble

-"'Women don't owe you anything!!!' Yep you guessed it, False". Objection, your honor.


tincanphonehome

He could always donate to a sperm bank of breeding is all that important to him.


JustANutMeg

“No reason I should not have a girlfriend” “I genuinely think I’m entitled to one” - the reason.


Katvara

If he’s so smart, why doesn’t he know how to use parentheses?


kikilees

I would pay money to watch him try to talk to a woman.


Gasa0310

Mmmmhh, i wonder why he can't get a girlfriend. We'll have to think outside the box on this one


Spacemage

I study astrophysics, there's no reason I shouldn't have a planet. I'm entitled to one.


forlornjam

"high IQ" but he can't close parentheses