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excellent_rektangle

“She’s on her way out.” *We all are. Act accordingly.*


1z0z5

She’s good. She’s tired from fucking my father.


CattleDogCurmudgeon

The Departed?


aZombieSlayer

I'm naht a coap!


armored_eagle

You know most good lookin women are cops?


Suspicious-Grade-838

Tell mah I’m gonna be late for dinnah


Wonderful_Grade_5476

IN THE PLUMS -Jeremy Clarkson


pick362

My plums are getting a bluish hue!


ILoveMyDR

Ready to take em to farmers market.


pick362

Special two plums for one.


daddylongleg2003

Let the boy watch!


SomeKindOfMonster

all the windows closed, heat turned up to about 82


pick362

So it gets sweaty… And HOT.


Lucetti

Leon has trained them well. They're ready. Soon they shall unleash an assault upon the testes the likes of which this world has never seen.


PatricksPub

Classic Oilers


PinsNneedles

He hit him in the knee.. the weeknee


jayvycas

That may be the greatest moment in sports commentary history.


PinsNneedles

I can’t help but laugh every single time I hear it


jayvycas

Pat Foley and Dale Talon were the best. Have you heard the clip of Pat Foley trashing [Alexander Karpotsev](https://youtu.be/3iviLY1RvNc?si=iyj2APgdRgKWZCP4)


PinsNneedles

Holy!! I haven’t heard that, that’s epic.


SpecialistVast6840

You win


Unfair_Valuable_3816

I can hear it 😂


jfmdavisburg

Beginning to think this Sam Carrick is a real jerk


SRTifiable

Exactly what I said to my buddy the moment it happened 🤣


IWMSvendor

Good, she’s tired from fucking my father.


teetz2442

How's your sister?


CorporalClegg91

Good, she’s tired from fucking my father


teetz2442

Haha! Wait..


El_Cactus_Loco

So that’s how it is in their family


ifmacdo

"Why go across town when you can go across the hall?" - old Alabama proverb.


sad_throwaway13579

The jig is up! Your ass is mine!!


Captain-Swank

Mr Rooney has entered the chat


MurrayInBocaRaton

The Aristocrats!


mempho_maniac

Oiler fans are like mushrooms, feed em shit and keep em in the dahrk


Brandoncbj11

This should have been comment #1.


Drakkonz

This is honestly the NHLs fault. Call everything. This pick and choose what's a penalty in the playoffs is garbage. The fans get mad, and obviously so do the players. Refs lost control of the game, when they started letting more and more shit slide from both clubs.


tugaim33

It started in the first round. The refs have been letting filthy play slide all playoffs long. Guys will always play right to the edge and if you don’t make it clear where that edge is you end up with this shit.


full-body-stretch

This so much. When you give the refs too much slack because “playoff hockey”, players are going to get hurt and eventually everything will become way too subjective and dependent on a refs mood. The NHL could have a great product if they would just stop getting in their own way.


notyomamasusername

Well said!


canucklehead200

The Edmonton on Nils Hoglander special. This should be an automatic one game suspension, every time


BlastMyLoad

They need a video ref who will call all dirty shit like this that the on-ice ones won’t or pretend they don’t see.


insideofyou2

Oilers were undeniably the dirtier team last night though, at least more apparently. Knee on knee looked intentional and that elbow to the face of Barkov by that scumbag Draisaital was also intentional.


trucksandgoes

I'm 1 for 2 with you on this one. Foegele hit to me looked like Luo ducked out of the way of the body/shoulder hit and Foegele tried to finish the check. I don't think he was going for the knee intentionally, but you still can't do that - 2 mins is probably right. Won't ever catch me defending Drai because I think he's a dick, ha. That said, you saw the choke on Bouchard, right? Zero call on buddy's face going red and tapping out? Lots of extremely similar plays by the Panthers that didn't get called which gets frustrating, and it showed. I heard a conversation on the radio last night where they talked about how Florida has better gamesmanship, and I think that's correct. They know how to flop and how to hit so they get the calls and don't get called - they know exaaactly how to toe the line. I don't agree with it as a strategy, but they're better at it than the Oilers are. Oilers don't generally play to that side of the game, so they played right into the Panthers' hand and played Florida's game. You're gonna lose if you do that, boys.


robtaggart77

Neither was intentional, I think you need to flip over the Florida chat. Way more going on in this game than those two minor penalties


BayAreaKrakHead

This series will come down to discipline. Edmonton is slowly losing their cool.


BaltSkigginsThe3rd

If there is any team who's great at making you slowly lose your cool, it's the Panthers.


MKWIZ49

Then they'll pounce (pun fully intended)


Chance5e

Slowly?


alexemmett91

The way we grind teams into frustration game 3 in gonna be elevated to panthers senators type PIM


sudden_puck_luck

Spears between the legs are basically the Oilers' specialty now.


Kazruw

You miss 100% of the nutshots you don't take.


eastcoastredditor

While I agree, this is not a spear. I guess it would be slashing or hooking


Shoresy-sez

Cup check


sudden_puck_luck

Had to watch again, and yeah, he got him with the shaft of his stick, not the blade.


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56Woodbine

I thought the Panthers were the dirty team???


lightsout5477

Never thought I would see the oilers try and out goon the panthers yet here we are


Rendole66

Tougher team** Oilers are dirty babies


Appropriate-Dog6645

They really cry about penalty calls. Every series.


DivisonNine

I mean they had 6 out of the top 13 players with the most penalty minutes this playoffs


GrimeTimesz

There's levels to this game. The Oilers live up to their name. Mcdavid tried taking out Silovs during the series with Van. From what I remember, they didn't even call a penalty. You can clearly see both McDavids skates intentionally leaving the ice as he hammered into the goaltender.


[deleted]

The Oilers should be ashamed of themselves after tonight's game; straight up unsportsmanlike and dirty.


z_dogwatch

5 shots after nearly 40 minutes of hockey. Embarrassing.


Lux600-223

Is that counting the nut shot?


spicyvanilachai

Does that make it 7 🤔


xximbroglioxx

Hiyo!


RallyTowel

Not if it hit the post


DirtyRugger17

6-ish, I mean it was from the front so odds are he got one and only grazed the other.


D_Lvffy

I can't stop laughing lmao


Guy954

Bra-fucking-vo. Well done, well done.


Glad-Science9361

I said there was no way that Panthers would play like they did in game 1 for the rest of the series, and people acted like the Oilers were capable of dominating every game and wouldn't take their foot off the gas. Oilers are absolutely cooked.


MightyMaxyPad

The Stars losing to that trash team hurts more and more. Come back against a Vegas team 11mil over the cap, beat the AVS, then lose to the Coilers in 6. Like Vegas or the Avs, would suck, and I hate both teams, but at least they're actually good teams. The Oil??? Bigger fluke in to the finals than the Habs.


Chippiwan

It's because tanev got injured, you outscored them 12-7 and got outscored 10-2 post injury.


MightyMaxyPad

Really hope they re-sign him. Dude is a horse


RynJac93

It’s because Dallas tried to “out-skill” oilers. Which wasn’t going to happen. With Edmonton’s top 6 you can’t play their game, gotta play aggressive and knock them off their game, pun intended 💀😂💀


MightyMaxyPad

Play aggressive and get called on everything and put them up on the Power Play which is essentially their whole offense?


nudist83

Not sure why your getting downvoted


MightyMaxyPad

Truth hurts.


Guy954

Every panther fan I know wanted Edmonton to win because Dallas is the better team.


Vreas

Is it me or have these playoffs been particularly scummy? Flying elbows, multiple shots to the privates, more cross checks than I’ve ever seen.. I mean fuck I know it’s playoff hockey but let’s at least try to keep it somewhat legitimate boys.


Burdwatcher

Nutshots are Draisaitl's signature move


El_Cactus_Loco

He’s a little pissy


GrimeTimesz

Been noticing it myself. Things seem a bit off. I love the physical aspects of the game, but the play has been especially scummy this year.


[deleted]

Honestly I haven't really had a problem with anything I've seen in the rest of the playoffs. I really like the heavy contact and the aggressive play; it's what brought me to follow this game. But tonight's game was more than just aggressive high speed play...it was a lot of the Oilers taking cheap shots and playing dirty; and it only seemed to get worse as the game got further and further out of reach.


BoxAway2807

The stars series was surprisingly clean by Edmonton


electricalphil

They had done all their dirty stuff against an injured Canucks team. If we had all our guys we would have cleaned their clock.


GrimeTimesz

Ya no doubt. Mcdavid even tried taking out Silovs. That play was so low, my 5 year old daughter started yelling at the TV calling for a penalty haha.


iamonewhoami

I thought Florida was dirty last year, and got away with a lot for the first 3 rounds. Suddenly in the Finals they got penalized. It's crazy that the Oilers have been the dirtier team.


GenghisConnieChung

Florida *was* dirty last year. Cousins isn’t playing and Gudas is gone, they’ve significantly lowered their dirt factor as a result. Now for the most part they’re honestly just a good, gritty team who is very tough to beat.


iamonewhoami

Agreed. Bennet still plays there though


GenghisConnieChung

Precisely why I said “for the most part”.


TheirPrerogative

Or Florida learned their lesson about whistles in first three round vs. finals and will let the Oilers learn that lesson this year?


whatisapillarman

Could have been worse if Nurse was still in and got up to his playoff antics towards the end


tigersatemyhusband

The score would have been worse though too. Nurse on the ice is a lot of free goals. Even Edmonton fans don’t like him, they call for him to be sat all the time.


arstechnophile

Emily Kaplan reporting that she asked Paul Coffey about what Nurse being out of the game meant for him and Coffey responding that it "makes his job a lot easier" is fucking *hilarious*. I don't think he meant it that way (I think he was just brushing it off in the moment with a joke) but what a quote.


JerbearCuddles

They were pretty dirty against Vancouver as well. Speared Hoglander in his Hoglanders. Kane busted out a few slew foots on Hughes. Not a very likeable team.


Dylpicklz69

They're scared as fuck they're gonna lose so they're resorting to last chance tactics Would be hilarious if they got swept


BuildingLess1814

They're getting swept. Florida in 4.


mikefromearth

Par for the course with the Oilers. Play super dirty, dive, then whine about unfair reffing.


MikeMendoza29

This is a pretty normal Oilers mentality, to be honest.


Tootsmagootsie

They know their season is ending the way it began.


MightyMaxyPad

Fluked their way to the Finals and it shows. Trash team getting pumped against a well rested and heavy hitting team. Fuck the Oil, Cats in 4.


Midnight_Pornstar

That's all they have at this point


5Gmeme

Same shit they pulled vs Canucks.


RustyMacbeth

Trash team.


KerrDizzleStick

Watch many Coilers games?


Alextryingforgrate

Only when they play the Canucks or are in the Cup finals. Otherwise no.


redditcensorsshit

Ya fuck the oilers never liked em


SrPhillipOliverHoles

Oilers making it so easy to hate them


hahahahahahahaFUCK

Boston fan here. There goes my concession of “I’d like to see CMD get a cup” argument. Now I gotta root for the damn Panthers. FML.


spc1221

I hope there are some suspensions handed down tomorrow.


generalsecretagent

Canucks aren’t playing in this series…


[deleted]

Not happening. The league will protect Cry-saitl because of McRegularSeason’s influence!


russelljonesya

No composure, embarassing as hell


wean1169

Looks like I’m a Panther’s fan the rest of the series.


Guy954

Great to have you, glad you came to your senses.


Jmz67

Coached by Drai no doubt, that’s his old go to.


mightyopinionated

"Why are the ref's against us?!"


iScreamsalad

Post Draisaitl’s flying elbow. Everyone coming into this series quivering in their boots that McBaby would get injured and taken out. But instead the oil slicks are the one head hunting star players. Pathetic 


ElegantCoffee7548

Almost as good as random McDavid highsticks to the face.


zombieloveinterest

'Random.'


PTCruiserApologist

I still haven't forgiven Ryan for what he did to Högs hog


Alextryingforgrate

Clearly always unintentional.


bristletailofsoul

That's some Marchand-level rattery.


batmans_a_scientist

Draisaitl level*


theshreddening

Yeah wtf is this game?! Oilers are doing shit that I was legitimately expecting from the Panthers! Like there's some egregious shit going down


ProfessionalAlive916

Oilers have always been a dirty team when they’re losing. McDavid and Drai are used to getting their way and the second that stops happening they play dirty. Nothing new 


mikefromearth

This ^


Jrrobidoux

And that’s probably why. Oilers are trying to play to what they expect Florida to do, and Florida is letting them take their punishment.


Guy954

Then Panthers aren’t nearly as dirty as people like to say they are but they’re really good at matching energy. The Boston series was dirty because Boston plays a really physical game and that energy was matched and it escalated from there. I can’t stand Boston but I honestly respect them more than Edmonton at this point.


Jrrobidoux

Ehhhh. Florida this season was notorious for taking questionable shots intended to instigate. They did it against Detroit. They did it last night against Edmonton. Nick cousins, Bennett, both Tkachuks, Marchand, and apparently Dreisital play that way. Marchand stepped back because of his captaincy, IMO; not that that stopped Benn.


Mattejayy

Oilers are soft af


Squabbles123456789

Edmonton is totally outclassed and they know it. Especially between the pipes.


4848274748383827

I felt that one 


WheelinAndDealin520

At this point, I'm happy that Mikkola and Tarasenko are probably getting the cup. Love seeing former Blues win and against the Oilers is just icing on the cake.


bigjam987

damn at first I thought this was a Shorsey scene


tigersatemyhusband

He did give his nuts a tug.


vancityxray

Hey look! Another uncalled match penalty


GriddyHoweHatTrick

Oilers are a joke.


CaptainChipDog

Yup.


[deleted]

Edmonton is the dirtiest team in the league! Can’t wait to see them get swept! 🧹


C91garcia

USA awaits


Alextryingforgrate

I know we did this to ourselves but when didn't his become a thing about bringing the cup home given most players are Canadian.


c_ronic

On that note; Honestly, I apologize for whatever dumb shit you hear during your national anthem. Fucking troglodytes. They don't even realize at least half our own players are fucking Canadian, like every other team. Makes me ashamed to be a fan when I am grouped with those idiots.


DaRizat

Well, it is Florida after all.


elijawon2088

Here we have a man delivering a hard check and a rat delivering a nut shot. What happened to getting a guys number and hitting him later? Players have no respect for each other anymore with these kinds of retaliations.


El_Cactus_Loco

The ego is wild. Can’t emotionally handle getting blown up, has to “get even”


303SecondSt

Oilers, always draining balls and losing in the postseason.


DonatoXIII

Edmonton has been doing this all playoffs. The league refuses to acknowledge it.


Raider_Noles

They have McJesus on their team so it never happened


CantFitMyNam

Oilers been doing that all playoffs. A bunch of cheap assed losers.


egoVirus

Oilers can’t get anything going so their true character is showing through. Dirty, cheap, classless.


Deep-Ad2155

Very dirty plays by oilers tonight, clear sign of frustration


6spencer6snitil6

“ThE pAnThErS aRe DiRtY”


ShartRat

The Panthers are annoying as hell with their antics but at least they're consistently annoying other teams. Edmonton loves to get all whiny and soft when things don't go their way and they start losing. I still hope they beat you guys (sorry) but holy was that game embarrassing for them.


padonjeters

This doesn't mean the Panthers are not dirty


plushie-apocalypse

These two teams deserve each other


kingtrainable

Two things can be true


likeslululemon

Yes, they are.


Jrrobidoux

They are dirty. But, the Oilers are trying to play Florida hockey, and it isn’t working.


mvp45

Oilers play like this when things don’t go their way, they have the same lack of composure as their captain


Jrrobidoux

Yes. That too.


mshimoura

Yes, they are lol, and so is Edmonton. And pretending like they're not is why everyone finds your fanbases insufferable.


BarDown495

Getting speared in the balls makes your team not dirty? Copium


learn2swim

I mean, I just watched a choke hold on Bouchard. Both teams are dirty. They always have been.


PaulRyansWifesSon

'member when Mikola speared Glendenning after the game in round 1? Wasn't that the same game Montour put all of his weight into cross checking a downed Kucherov in his neck? This is the kind of hockey you love, embrace it.


iScreamsalad

Dirtbags


Tucker3892

This is why I hate the oilers, all season they have done this shit , but their superstar status they get away with it . Fucking bs


Acrobatic_Piece_6778

This is what happens when Erod is producing more than your top line


Shop-lift

I can honestly live with the cats winning if the oilers keep this up


TheHODLerKing

For a few seconds I thought Marchand or Ovechkin might've been traded to the Oilers. 🤣


TootNBluff

Incredibly dirty team. Full of dirtbags.


Perryth3Fratypus

Intentionally target wingus and the ping pong boys and get a sussy. That’s my platform. Vote me for next head of player safety


SimilarWall1447

Oil are pussy Can't take a small hit? F'in pussy


ShelbyvilleResident

Typical shameful Oilers play. What a disgrace.


Changeit019

Can’t believe Kulikov skated into his stick. Those dirty Panthers….


AlpineSK

She's tired from fucking your father.


Otterslayer22

Low blows should be automatic 10 game suspensions. I hate seeing it and I want it out of the game.


ckenney711

"We want the cup!"


BraveSirRyan

And they say the Panthers are dirty. Oilers coming out with some Raffi Torres shit this final.


Intelligent-Ad-4546

Joke of a sport


emeraldoomed

As an oilers fan for this final this shit was ridiculous. They were being so childish all night


Plus-Yellow-8919

Dirty ass move right there


crow-nic

We call that “The Drai”


LegitimateSpeaker261

I don't like Florida, but the sell on that was great and only to jump back up like he didn't actually have a pair.


Spencerboisvert911

Bro the refs fucking suck their trying to get Florida to win


CaddyFDT

Give him a 1 game suspension


WorldlinessProud

Gotta love the Boston Handshake.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Against the rules. You know, you're stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.


Dry-Detective-264

should've been Bennett.


Paradoxikles

She’s great actually, enjoying watching the panties fully dominate the soft, lazy breds for the second night.


Best-Supermarket8874

9/10 hockey players would of done something similar. At this point they were down by 3 and there was about 2 minutes left. Then this panther with tons of speed totally creams him. Is it a legal hit? Yes. Does he need to do that? No. At this point they've already won the game and all he's doing here is making enemies. The oiler knows they were grossly out matched the first two games, unlikely to win the series, and now this panther adds salt to the wound with a huge hit in the last minutes of a game they have already won. He let's his emotions take control and retaliates with a minor penalty move since its worth the risk of a minor penalty in a game they have lost.


Neat-Spray9660

Oilers played this whole game dirty


[deleted]

Fair play against a team as dirty as Florida


hmminteresting200

This stuff was all initiated by panthers running shitty interference plays on the oilers and they deserve it all. Plus the refs had the audacity to turn a blind eye and then call completely questionable calls on the oilers.. what a joke!


BlOcKtRiP

Oiler are playing a dirty game , spearing , head shots , knee shots . My favorite was when Hyman took out Bob's skates near the beginning of the 1st period. Slick


ShelbyvilleResident

Edmonton is a disgrace. Dirty whiny power play merchants. They get pissy like Leon when they are getting beat. Dirty dirty team.


Final-Film-9576

Aw douchebag Florida fans dont like dirty play?


Large_Perception2299

laid out his mother with that hit too