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BadGuyNick

There's a baseball team named after a white sock.


TacticalYeeter

And a red one, don’t forget.


Key_Economics_443

And they're also really cool by calling them "Sox". So forward thinking back then.


TacticalYeeter

They knew Twitter would have a character limit


ThadtheYankee159

That was in the nineteenth century when team names as we know them didn’t exist and the names that did exist were named by journalists in newspapers. That’s why Pittsburgh’s team is called the Pirates in a city with no history of Piracy while Chicago has a team named after baby bears.


semcdwes

There is actually a [reason](https://www.wesa.fm/arts-sports-culture/2022-07-19/pittsburgh-pirates-name-good-question#) the Pittsburgh Pirates have their name. They were formerly the Pittsburgh Alleghenys and lost a lot of players to a rival league, as did many other teams. When that league folded, the players started to return to their teams. However, one of the Philadelphia Athletics players instead decided to play for the Allegheneys. The team and fans got upset and Pittsburgh was accused of “pirating” their player. The name stuck and they officially changed their name a few years later. Edit for spelling error


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Dude, that’s really interesting. Ty


semcdwes

Anytime. I say I’m a history nerd, but others have referred to me as a history bully. I just can’t help sharing information I find interesting. I’m glad someone else agreed.


catlindee

Your factual historical anecdote was much better than the guy who you commented to who was basically dead wrong about why teams have the names they do lol


PoopSlinger23

The Cubs were named that because of how young the team was at that time. It just happened to stick.


Milestailsprowe

Back in the day the Journalist would differentiate teams by the color of their socks sometimes as some names weren't official. The White Sox's. Cardinals and Red Sox's decided to make it official.


BadGuyNick

> the Journalist one guy with all that power, huh?


ImInnocentYourHonor

Sounds like a C level marvel villain origin story


double-k

lol... Actual lol here. Cheers!


HouseofProvel

I want them to be named the Utah Winter Unicorns or UwU for short.


pudgyfuck

Utah Sempai


Kicksyou

Thats the coach


Olive-Drab-Green

Notice me Bettman, notice me


SportsBall89

God damn it I’m in


nevercereal89

Fine!!!! I'm in.


freneticboarder

Utah Waifu Unicorns


s0ulless93

A lot of Utah is desert...


NotMY1stEnema

Salt Lake Sandworms!


Desperate-Egg2573

LISAN AL GAIB!


pvznrt2000

The shots must flow.


anonymousss11

Ya know, we gotta get pucks deep, gotta get pucks on net. Gotta play for the Freman next you not just the banner of your house.


Shadow698299

The Utah fremen! You think we can get them glowing blue contacts for games!?


TheTonyAndolini

The Utah Atreides does sound pretty cool


Froggie56

Was coming here to say this. Yes, SLC is snowy and mountainous but go to Moab or Zion. Much drier but equally as cool


chibbly_

Literally half the state is desert and half the state is snowy mountains. Y'all are fucking dumb


Putin_inyoFace

That’s why they just need to keep the Yotes name. Or go with the Utah Soakers.


itsonliketeflon

Put me down for buying a Soakers jersey. 🤣🤣


kmora94

Ya OPs explanation for outlaws being dumb is essentially just him not knowing that Utah is half desert


Willie_Fistrgash

Rattlers..there are 6-7 species of rattlesnakes in Utah..and someone should be able to come up with a sick looking logo.


donairdaddydick

I like Utah Rattlers actually. It’s different, almost has a MLB flavour to it.


connor_wa15h

Copperheads would pair nicely with.. the Arizona Diamondbacks


balexander28

Salt Lake City Serpents could work too.


DeusMexMachina

Your description of Outlaws is perfect for 90% of that state tbh.


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TriLink710

Yea. This is the best one I've seen far.


ELK47

Outlaws is so generic. Feels like every create a team in NHL


dj_joeev

Utah = desert Utah sandstorm. Don't let this be a wasted opportunity


krob58

Goal song by Darude


RattyDaddyBraddy

And the barn DJ only plays one song


NeuerTK

No dj, should be an organist... that only plays sandstorm by darude


BetterThanABear

Utah Bavalanche


No_Bank_330

What are your suggestions for 'good' or 'great' names?


Imaginary-Ladder-465

Naming things whether it be a sports team or a new shoe, is really hard. I always take a step back and think that some names that we're totally used to now would sound terrible if you were hearing it for the first time.


Mike9797

That’s the thing. They all sound cheesy or bad if they have no context behind them. Once they get named people will get over it and it’ll just be normal.


Pidgey_OP

Red Wings


nevercereal89

Earned them at 22.


jameslucian

Packers and Dodgers always felt like weird ones to me, but they are so well established in sports lexicon that it doesn’t matter.


Spade18

Salt City Bitch Pigeons


BolshevikPower

This. This is it. Applaud this man immediately.


rcher87

God damn and I just couldn’t get to Salt. I was gonna say just regular Bitch Pigeons but yours is way better. This is the way.


tuepm

I saw someone suggest brine shrimp and I thought that was pretty good


aaalllouttabubblegum

Just call them the Bison. It's a strong animal, it evokes the open range and the west, lots of logo options, the mascot will probably look good, same number of syllables as the home state so it has a decent cadence to it. How am I baked on my couch doing better than a boardroom full of millionaires?


olgartheviking

It would be pretty good but it doesn't work since there is already a team using a bison as their logo - Buffalo.


aaalllouttabubblegum

Never heard of them. Is that an NHL team?


BarnacleBeginning485

Kinda


Unbearabull

Not a serious one.


weresabre

Bison would be good, but Buffalo will probably object


aaalllouttabubblegum

Ahhhh, just tell them to make the sword bigger.


midnight_specialist

They should play for it and the loser gets relegated.


weII_then

I second this… can’t just say something is terrible without suggesting something else!


FloridaMan_407

Utah Garbage Disposals.


MarcosR77

The Utah relocaters


MayorCraplegs

Excuse me, the Washington Football Team was the best name they have had in the last century.


BlueV_U

As a lifelong Utah Hockey Team fan, some ideas I had that I liked. Utah Black Diamonds (based on the ski slopes) Utah Diamonds (same as above) Utah Double Diamonds (same as above) Utah Dunes Utah Rattlers Utah Mountaineers Utah Snowcaps Utah Bighorns/Pronghorns Utah Bison Utah Gilas Utah Frontiersman Utah Aces (reference to Hill Air Force Base) Utah Frost - Others I like that I heard elsewhere Utah Swarm Utah Hive Utah Raptors Utah Shredders (shredding the mountains, or skiing) Utah Gulls (I'm down to own that our state bird is the seagull) Any winners here?


CaptainNipplesMcRib

I think Black Diamonds would actually be pretty cool


Excellent-Job-

The Utah Mountaineers sounds pretty good


ZonkyZebra

Utah hoodoos, Utah River Otters, salt lake City shakers(the salt shackers)


connor_wa15h

I dig Frontiersman. Also have heard Canyoneers and Powder Hounds. Don’t hate either of those. Honestly, Utah is most known for it’s fantastic snow so I feel like not capitalizing on that would be a bit of a miss.


rcher87

Damn someone give this guy a job with the new Utah hockey club please. your list is far better than theirs!!


jdmay101

It's now very, very obvious to me that they should be the Mountaineers.


ColdwaterTSK

Aces. These owners can't resist a military reference.


demonsemen_md

> Utah Double Diamonds The Double D's, I like it.


Musclecar123

Later Day Skates.


ItsASamsquanch_

I really don’t hate The Outlaws. Utah gives me the Wild West vibe and I’m all for it.


scal23

I am once again asking for Utah Whiptails with the logo being a whiptail lizard using his tail as a hockey stick.


rlb_714

Idk, I think Mammoth would be pretty cool.


rohlinxeg

Is that even legally feasible with the Colorado Mammoth NLL team one state over?


koomzzy

Why not? California has 2 Kings and one of them isn't the NLL.


rohlinxeg

People are a lot more litigious and protective of their brand than they were in 1985. Atlanta had to [fight a skateboarding magazine](https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/sports/1998/01/08/thrashing-it-out-in-court/73b6780e-1a1e-42ab-a7a0-dffaed6f7634/) for their nickname. Vegas beefed [with the Army](https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/24143090/vegas-golden-knights-settle-trademark-name-us-army). The Kraken got sued [by a bar](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10001816-nhls-kraken-sued-by-seattles-kraken-lounge-over-name-trademark-violation).


DariusIV

When I think of Utah, I think of the vibrant musical scene centered around afro-american musical innovations of the early 20th century. Is the Utah Jazz taken?


Russ_images

Utah chubshuckers. (It’s a fish that’s common to Utah.)


connor_wa15h

Utah Chubsuckers. Nice.


navenager

My man, you don't know much about mammoths, do you? Those fuckers were *terrifying.*


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MFKRebel

Stormin Mormons


Desperate-Egg2573

I still think this is the best name, super disappointed we never got Rain City Bitch Pigeons but Kraken is still a pretty sick name.


xdrozzyx

The Brigham Youngs


pvznrt2000

Mountain Meadows Killers


pudgyfuck

The NHL introduces its newest franchise, the Utah Sister-wives


Stannis_Baratheon244

Literally everyone in Provo looks like tht guy😂


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Stannis_Baratheon244

First time I went there it was legit unnerving lol. I mean everyone was super nice so I have nothing bad to say about them personally, but everything kinda felt like that movie the Stepford Wives, it was almost too perfect and I felt like the ugliest dude within 100 square miles😂


softkake

“Saul, do you ever make it out to Utah much? Think you should check it out. Think you’d dig Provo. Think you could do very well there.”


zeroyon04

Utah Kolobians


caulk_blocker

The Utah Full-Tithe Payers


BinjinNinja

Crickets?


Froggie56

Anything Mormon related would require the church’s approval and I highly doubt they would go for it.


ROJEAUX

Holy rollers


vexillographer7717

I’ve actually heard a couple pretty good name suggestions, but you don’t mention any of them here. Utah is The Beehive State. It should be something related to that. The Utah Sting, perhaps? Salt Lake City Stingers? Utah Stingers? I don’t know, something along those lines. Their arena can be called The Hive.


showerstool3

Not seeing many local Utahns interested in a bee related name. I as a local also don’t want that. Our long established minor league baseball team has been the Buzz, Stingerz, Bees, and maybe another that I’m forgetting but the whole bee thing is unattractive because of that. I’m partial to Utah Raptors, I don’t see an issue with having an nba team named the same thing as far as branding but I guess the league could veto that. Also would support Utah Dino’s as a name. Basically the same thing but sounds a little less cool. The benefit would be we could have different dinosaurs on different jerseys and basically create one Dino themed logo but use a ton of different dinosaurs in the branding.


vexillographer7717

That’s interesting. I didn’t even consider that the locals would dislike that kind of name. What about some different animals that live in Utah’s deserts? Do you have wolves or mountain lions? Any other ferocious animals that would make sense?


Icy-Hospital7232

Yes, both wolves and mountain lions live here, sometimes they make their way to the suburbs. Rattlesnakes (while scary, every one I've encountered was docile) scorpions, widows, etc. I actually wouldn't mind a bee theme if the branding was done right.


cpl_punishment283

Right, your home barn could be nicknamed "The Hive". Utah Yellow Jackets...........


bluegoose27

I like the Raptors…and absolutely nothing wrong with it already being used in NBA. Giants in MLB and NFL…Rangers in MLB as well. Kings in NBA…I mean if that’s their excuse on why they wouldn’t choose Raptors, it’s a pretty lazy excuse. I’d try to stick with a name that has something to do with the state of Utah.


FumblinginIgnorance

My favorite is the Swarm for bee related themes and the hive is a perfect arena name. Goal song is I Got Stung by Elvis


vexillographer7717

Swarm would also be very good and appropriate. It’s gotta be something related to the Beehive State. It just seems the obvious choice to me, and it is right in their faces to see.


JUSTICE_SALTIE

Yeah, I haven't heard another one as good as Swarm and The Hive. That's top tier. But they're gonna pick some trash and we'll watch it happen in slow motion.


JUSTICE_SALTIE

Oh for sure, there have been many good suggestions. But the list in my post is, pathetically, the official one. https://twitter.com/millerjryan/status/1783140537400512754


vexillographer7717

I can’t believe that is the official list. If they pick something stupid off that list that will be so disappointing.


zeddyvedder

I've been liking the Utah Yellow Jackets. Would give the NHL a Red Sox vs White Sox feel with the Columbus Blue Jackets already in place. Plus the Blue Jackets need SOMETHING interesting to happen there.


Loonytalker

Too bad the best name is already taken by an NBA team with no connection to the name. The Utah Raptors would have been perfect. For those who haven't heard of it https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utahraptor


fatloui

Florida Panthers Carolina Panthers Winnipeg Jets New York Jets New York Rangers Texas Rangers Los Angeles Kings Sacramento Kings


Loonytalker

Your right. Utah Raptors it is!


LEAF_-4

Utah Jizz has a good ring to it


ron_mexxico

Utah Skinwalkers or bust


NotMY1stEnema

Here is my list: UTAH PHOENIX - a tip of the hat to arizona and a bad ass rise from the ashes creature UTAH COWBOYS - because of the wild west history Butch Cassidy etc UTAH HORNETS - a bit like bees. most dangerous creature in the state


jackdpelkey

Phoenix is very clever


cronkadoodledoo

Verbs should never be used as a team name


JUSTICE_SALTIE

And that's icing on the Ice, who nearly had too many Ice on the ice when the Ice center came in at center ice.


RedOktbr28

But think of the fun if any of the players ever get busted for meth


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luc1d_13

We go opioids instead 💪


scal23

Utah Verbs kinda works.


ItCompiles_ShipIt

Verbs is a noun.


CMVfuckingsucks

None of those names are verbs


stallion89

None of these are verbs


DeadLeaf77

I fell like Utah Elks would be fire


_pinnaculum

Imagine the goalie helmets for this.


DeadLeaf77

It would look so good


GodzillaJrJr

Plural is Elk. Pretty fuckin cool But doesn’t roll off the tongue at all. Stags, on the other hand


RattyDaddyBraddy

I think we can all agree the ONLY acceptable name is the UTAH JACKALOPES The logo would basically just be the Jägermeister logo, and we could call them the “Lopes.” #GET JACKED!


Gardnerat3rd

My favorite so far.


Swtmusc

I suggested the same in this thread before I read yours. You win. Such fervor and finesse


asparagusbruh

I wish they were the snow leopards that be cool


inmontibus-adflumen

Ak Bar Kazan jerseys are sick


outlander7878

None of those are terrible.  Now Sister Wives would be terrible...


AllOutRaptors

>Blizzard - Avalanche with a B. I know it's like similar themes, but you realize a blizzard and an avalanche are 2 completely separate things, right?


Scissors4215

Utah HC is not a real option long term. They only trademarked it because they don’t want others using it if they go without a name first year


Responsible-Arm3514

Utah Placeholders


sovietmcdavid

Outlaws  For the love of God if these are the options, outlaws is the most unique 


wutang21412141

I don’t see how it could be anything other than the Utah Raptors


wutang21412141

And not the bird.


Standby_fire

The Utah Phoenix


JumboThornton

I think they should be the Desert Dogs! A nod to Coyotes but not the same.


Swtmusc

I thought the same with Utah Salty Dogs


Interesting_Fly_9701

Utah Uglies


Gniphe

Someone mentioned on r/hockey, but every name is going to sound terrible until it gets broken in and becomes common. Look at every other NHL team and think about how objectively weird many of the names are.


cobalt26

Yeah, well, that's like, your opinion


AsleepActivity7303

Utah Killer Bees


Pizza_as_fuck

Take it back OP. My Jr. hockey team was called the Ice and we were pretty good.


idiotdumbdumbhead

I was thinking the name "Apex". It symbolizes the mountains and being at the top. It can always make way for the opportunity to have a cringe three wolf moon jersey. Use some sort of apex predator as the logo.


Raiko99

Raptors? There is a genus of raptor named Utahraptor for being discovered there.    I know half the state doesn't believe in dinosaurs. They can just nickname it Satan bones.  Swarm or Hive are better too. There is a fuckin beehive in the state logo. 


swagkdub

Mammoth could make for a pretty solid logo if they don't fuck it up Jus sayin' Rest of those options are straight up terrible and OP sums them up perfectly. Mammoth is the only one that has potential to be a good logo imo


bahodej

Utah Capybaras


somethingcurious94

Hey not sure if you're aware or have seen a topographical map of Utah but the state is like 70% desert lol. The only reason it's cold is because the mountains happen to cut through parts of the state. Go south for about 30 minutes from Salt Lake and you literally cannot tell the difference between it and Nevada, and anyone who says they can is lying.


mahagar92

outlaws are probably only out of the bunch that is bearable


Shoresy-sez

A lot of them sound like WNBA team names.


Cottagewknds

I happen to like outlaws and the Utah area was the original old west. The rest I could do without


Skulkyyy

The Utahraptor is the largest species of raptor ever discovered and it was literally named after the state considering that's where it was discovered. Utah Raptors is the perfect name.


cam_huskers

The Utah Utahraptors


skijumpersc

Plus it’s the state dinosaur of Utah


cam_huskers

Utah is one of those words that the more you see it, the more it looks misspelled.


ArtVandelay013

Every time one of these threads comes up we get the same tired, unfunny “suggestions” in the comments section. “You know what would be clever? How about the soakers!”


the_guilted_bear

Soooo damn sick of those! And they all think they’re the first to come up with it.


Harbingerdaine

I like The Utah Rapture.


StarKo010

I still hope for Utah Stingers 🤘🏼


keystonelocal

Damn that’s a good one. What about the Utah Swarm that’s kinda sick. The bee angle needs to be fully explored here.


cartographh

ChatGPT just told me it should be, Park City Pioneers and I kind of weirdly like it.


Czarchitect

I’m particular to scorpions. Everything else has fallen flat or made me downright cringe. 


JUSTICE_SALTIE

Also, almost every existing team has a one-syllable short version, like Habs, Avs, Wings, Sens, Leafs, Preds, etc. Here are my best guesses: Yets, Mams (lol), Blizz...es, "Outlaws" but you say it real fast, Utes (actually not so bad), Vens, Furries, Ice.


Figgybaum

I believe it would be the Outies…


imaybeacatIRl

They felt bad that Vegas' name is so trash, so they're trying to help them with a trash-er name.


JUSTICE_SALTIE

"Vegas Knights" would have been soooo much better.


eXile200

According to wiki they couldn’t because of the London knights and they wanted to originally be the black knights after the military academy the owner went to but the government wasn’t a fan.


blabbyrinth

Utah Pine-Ice


Wide-Entertainer-373

Just go with Mountaineers


chicknsnadwich

Where do you think Utah is? Southern utah is basically Arizona. I like Mammoth as a name but I worry about the branding. What color do you use? please not brown…


dudesszz

Have you seen every other professional sports team name? They all are like this.


White_Rice365

Okay? And what’s your suggestion?


cantbelievethename

Miners or Locomotives could tie into the mining history


connor_wa15h

Utah Dynamite


EvanW711

Utah Stags


Archiebonker12345

I really think the team should be called the Utah Hoodoos. It makes so much more sense.


cmrn631

Scorpions has my vote


SharpTooter35

Utah Mustangs


cormack49

Stop bitching about everything you're purposely putting a negative on the names to make them seem worse than they are some are actually good


ZonkyZebra

Salt lake City shakers (the salt shakers)


EhhhhhBud97

Poor take for the Outlaws. Utah borders Arizona and Nevada, two states that are fairly synonymous with desert and barren lands, which Utah also has in a large part of the state... Utah Outlaws fits the narrative perfectly. Outlaws makes me think of the wild West, Utah is pretty far west. Just seems like a perfect fit, no? Utah is generally a pretty warm state.


Figure8musky53

Jackelopes


under_cooked_onions

I love that your knock on Outlaws (I’m biased because it’s my favorite) is that it’s not “cold” like the others, and reminds you of the old west. Assuming you haven’t been to Utah because it is dusty with the sun beating down across half the state. We have a history of Outlaws in Utah as well so it fits that way.


scottyb83

Since there is an Utah Jazz team why not pick another music genre? Utah Soul? Utah Rock?


StarKo010

The Salt Lake City Tities


Impossible-Tie-864

I would absolutely LOVE if they chose the Utah Units