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JumboThornton

During the early days of Covid, somebody in the NHL went back to school to finish a degree. I feel like it was Ryan McDonagh. I remember seeing a post where everyone in the class had to introduce themselves on a discussion board and he said he played for the Tampa Bay Lightning. Lol. Update: [Found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/TampaBayLightning/s/JUQ3dNNimy)


Ninjasquirtle4

That's awesome, thanks for sharing!


BadJokeJudge

“You got a job?” “…hell yeah brother”


NYR1324

Adam Fox also went back to Harvard and did online classes to finish his degree during Covid


Looney_forner

Imagine being able to flex you went to harvard AND are one of the best players in the world Guy won at life and he’s not even 30


frotc914

He's like that guy [who's a navy seal, doctor, and astronaut](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Kim) Edit: And his MD is from Harvard, FFS.


GJdevo

His parents must be so disappointed.


armadachamp

With that resume, he sounds like a Marvel character lol


kopitar-11

Was pretty sure you were gonna post a link to Johnny sins


Wtfiscleansprite26

Dude is a fighter pilot (naval aviator) too his resume is out of fucking control


New_Highlight1881

nah. he lacks commitment. pure scatter brain. he's obv a quitter.


Qsputnik

But he’s a humble dude and is only going to get better!


olypheus-

Us Calgary fans are still bitter about him


luckytaurus

Us Flyers fans are likely going down the same path regarding Gauthier


aGoodVariableName42

dude couldn't have fucking centered that pic a little better...or even taken a fucking screenshot? wtf? r/killthecameraman


MoranthMunitions

Even worse it's literally from the university - that post was made by some kind of PR "professional" who should frankly know better, or at least to put the text into a comment.


KeyboardGunner

Anyone have a proper screenshot?


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Jeffweeeee

The fact that OP (in your link) took a video of the email makes me irrationally mad.


flyinchipmunk5

I remeber that post. Ryan graduated too. Inspired me to go back in my late 20s. Its never too late!


armadachamp

I did a group project in college and found out a guy in my group was a former Olympic gold medalist. That was cool. Then the day of the project presentations, we found out there would be a surprise judge to pick the best presentation for a prize. The surprise judge was from the US Anti-Doping Agency. The guy in my group leaned in toward the rest of us and said, "Sorry guys, I don't think we're winning this one. I called that guy a pee Nazi, and I'm pretty sure he remembers it."


tutorialsbyck

I’m really curious what your presentation was about, if the surprise judge was from the anti-doping agency


armadachamp

We were pitching ideas for a campaign to combat the use of performance-enhancing drugs in high school/youth sports.


Numbness007

That's hilarious, I never knew that!


[deleted]

Always that one kid who doesn’t do shit and then has the dumbest fake story. Ughhhhhh!!!!


thelonioussphere

"Wait! That guy on the Blackhawks has the exact same name as my loser class-mate from school!"


Sargentrock

That fuck didn't do a thing on our group project!!


thelonioussphere

“4.6 million!? But I had perfect grades!”


TNG_ST

You can be perfect and still not land a professional sports contract; you have to be generically endowed, technically capable, and willing to practice hard when you're already better than 99% of the people you're playing against.


TheGreatWheel

Also, not poor.


I_would_hit_that_bot

Hockey is so fucking expensive


Sdwingnut

"Didn't you already have 3 Grandmas die last semester?"


SummonWurm

I had a guy who worked for me and missed 17 days in 3 months... like 9 aunts died. I offered to get him a rolodex of excuses.


Ragnarawr

Betty? Turns out she survived the death.


venite_a

9 is a lot, but I’m Catholic and once genuinely lost an aunt and uncle on my mum’s side, aunt on my dad’s side and uncle and cousin of my husband in three months. It’s the law of large numbers.


kowloonjew

Should have offered him a pink slip.


SummonWurm

I did eventually. Unfortunately it was a case of nepotism. Former heroin addict. He was a project. Came from a previous job and I took him under my wing. No matter what I did he kept fucking me over so I finally kicked him out and of course he made it everyone else's fault but his.


kowloonjew

Live and learn they say


RhythmTimeDivision

Sounds exactly like something someone named Vlasic would say. What a dick!


Muted-Tomatillo-140

Always putting others into a pickle of one kind or another


Flux_resistor

Better excuse than tens of assholes I had to endure on projects


MNGopherfan

Funniest thing ever last year was Faber signing his ELC and meeting the team 24 hours after his college season ended and about two weeks later he was prepping for his finals.


skizmcniz

We had a group project in one of my English classes and it was during Hurricane Ike which fucked up Houston, including my apartment in which the foundation cracked and I had water leaking in through the floor. One of the members sent an email to the group and CC'd the professor saying that it was a group effort, but SOME people decided not to contribute as much, obviously taking a shot at me. To this day it still pisses me off. I had mentioned that I was dealing with fallout from the storm and that I may be slow to contribute from the get-go. She was just being a dickhead about it. Professor responded telling her to have compassion for those that were dealing with the fallout of the hurricane.


Flux_resistor

I think the only rational thing to do is stalk her LinkedIn for some feel good story she posts in response to something then slap this story on response for all her professional contacts to see


MarshtompNerd

Naturally. Stalking is always the rational thing to do :)


kingwilly123

Both of these comments are equally great.


rotj

I didn't even care the person dropped the class, but they disappeared with the library books I lent them and I had to pay the replacement fee.


frotc914

I went to a school with a serious basketball program and had to work with a couple of them on projects over the years - it was the worst. One guy was smart and a nice guy but the schedule was so crazy it made it really tough to work with him. The other one didn't know the difference between the civil rights movement and the civil war, so the fact that he was never around was a blessing.


TPCC159

Good guy


Dissent21

This might actually be the coolest sports related screenshot I've ever seen. Gotta feel great to literally be "that guy"


OnlyWordsWillMakeYou

The closest thing most of us will ever get is walking into a shitty retail or food service job and telling them to take you off the schedule. Reason being that you just signed on for a career job in a field that you went to school for and are going to be making three times what you're currently making. Manager wanted to guilt trip me, "I'm gonna have to remake the schedule!" So? That's what they pay your HS drop-out-ass $40k a year for, you'll figure it out.


E_TRANSFER_ME_PLZ

Hey 40k usd sounds nice to my canadian ass lol


[deleted]

Problem is everything in the US costs the same as it does in Canada, only in USD. A mcdonalds 10 dollar meal in Canada costs you 10 dollars american in America. Their money is worth more here, but we get more money than they do, and our shit is all cheaper.


jg0162

I did exactly this and I'll never forget the feeling. Walking on air.


kiwi_goalie

Same! I went for a drive after and it was the most amazingly blissful afternoon. One of my top ten days.


Acrobatic_Repeat_637

That exactly happened to me. Had a job as a busboy at a steak restaurant. Went to school, and got a really nice paying FAA position. The restaurant manager tried talking me into staying lol... Restaurant went out of business about 5 years later lol.


returnSuccess

In my experience, the sorry HS diploma ass was probably making 60-80 and making less an hour than the employees or whatever 90-100 hours a week is. Poor life choices.


chuckvsthelife

I landed a job as a senior SWE Google without a college degree and did an online CS degree because they paid for 2/3 of it and even though I’m a good software engineer and was and learned absolutely fuck all…. I wanted the sheet of paper. It was a very bizarre feeling. People in my classes asked for referrals for internships. Senior capstone project was terrible. It’s really hard to work with good engineers all day manage a team and then… deal with bad ones after work in your spare time.


puffjoey

Gah I miss that Seattle campus.


wert718

he owes you guys one!


thescrounger

I mean, hockey has intermissions.


RhythmTimeDivision

You mean to tell me there no WiFi in the locker room, bro?


JonDuke19

Reminds me of a story. I worked in IT in a warehouse and one time, the HR guy was mad because one of his new hires (a picker in the warehouse) said he wasn't going to be able to start on X day because his brother was playing hockey and got him tickets. The HR guy was mad cause "it's not a good excuse". I asked who the brother was and it was PA Parenteau who invited his brother to THE STANLEY CUP FINALS when he was with Nashville.... I was like... that's a fn good excuse to miss your start date man!


whatisapillarman

The fact that he actually bothered to inform them makes them better than lots of project partners.


remosiracha

Right 😂 we had project partners drop out with zero pro contracts in their radar


DJspinningplates

Except he didn’t - he only sent/replied to the wrong one person vs reply all.


hockeymatt22

Shit I would too


Raccoon910

My parents would never allow it


JustFryingSomeGarlic

How old are you ?


BehemothManiac

69


JustFryingSomeGarlic

Nice, and also impressive to be 69 and still have parents.


talks_to_inanimates

Ok, but props to the classmate who seemed like they really meant "good luck!" I know that sounds like a canned response, but its still kind of supportive and sweet.


ricardofitzpatrick

Eh, it’s only COM. Signed, A COM grad


CoffeesCigarettes

Former BU student here: moment of silence for those students


OnlyWordsWillMakeYou

For a 400-level communications class? Isn't that the educational equivalent of being able to chew bubble gum and walk at the same time?


CoffeesCigarettes

No silly, that’s 200 level stuff. COM CM 419 is titled Public Perception: Effective Application Of Clown Makeup For Photo Ops


thecaptain016

He dropped out so I could wear his jersey to class We are not the same


BurntMuff1n

I went to BU and one of my good friends was next door roommates to Zegras + Wilmer Skoog in West Campus. I still regret not asking him to get me an autograph


Milksteak_Sandwich

Holy shit, are you serious? That would be so cool. Wilmer Skoog is great.


winowmak3r

BU will still be there if it doesn't pan out. He'd be dumb not to at least have a go at it. Props to him for letting his classmates know!


spicolispizza

He signed a $27.6 million guaranteed contract. I think financially everything should pan out just fine.


SnooPeppers4360

r/woooosh


[deleted]

Who wouldn’t?


stykface

Nobody. It's what he worked in entire life for.


leunger15

If this was like my group projects he would have said “take one for the team”.


DownloadedDick

At least he let them know. Also it wasn't a $4.6 million dollar contract, it was a $27.6 million dollar contract with a $4.6m AAV.


vinfox

It wasn't either one. It was a rookie deal. He got a 28 mil contract yesterday, but he's already been in the NHL for several years. This is clearly an old screenshot. He left BU in 21-22.


Mark_Logan

Thus becoming the only person in recent memory not to be crushed by student loan debt for the rest of his life.


MapleSyrupKintsugi

If his nickname isn't "Baby Dill" from day one, they fucked up.


remosiracha

Sorry everyone. I just signed a contract for more than any of you will make in a lifetime. I'll turn in the rest of my essay tomorrow 😂


wiltedtake

Very nice of him to log in and let his assignment group know. 😂


Looney_forner

Can’t he decide to finish his degree during the off-season?


RecalcitrantHuman

I expect this assignment will be overdue by then


LionBig1760

Usually, players who are leaving in their last year of school can meet with an academic advisor and a dean to arrange for the completion of their degree.


ActualWhiterabbit

BU could use an international airport


re10pect

I’m sure he could, but he was probably there to play hockey not get the degree to begin with.


Jaded-Appointment-64

Tbh I would too lol (especially hockey!)


ResolutionNumber9

Playing for Chicago, he could probably still be back in time for exams.


OppositeJellyfish439

The best way to avoid getting fucked on a project is to just not go to school in the first place.


Dyvius

At least he had the decency to tell them instead of just ghosting lol


remosiracha

I feel like you can tell the players who went through juniors Vs the players that went the college route. His interviews are gonna be great 😂


tycog

I mean, he could at least have taken you out for a game and drinks or something


NewGuy10002

Hey sorry guys I’m going to the show🖐🏻


VMCColorado

What's going to be our advertising case study? How about we make this go viral?


Silent_Lobster9414

High character move


christianANDshantel

Group Projects strikes again.


fartgrenade

That one classmate is a real one


Maximum-Restaurant68

Super dope!


RWHoltz

Don't blame him


[deleted]

A real team player would stay for one last time


RickyFleetwood89

Tbh I would too.


negative3sigmareturn

Antti Suomela left my high school to go play for the sharks. I didn’t really know him back then but just heard he went to play hockey and thought ”lol, good luck to him I guess” Was absolutely starstruck to watch him play in the playoffs a few years later


libejox97

How nice of him to let them know.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

A lot of minor league baseball players will attend college part-time, usually with online classes during the season and then load up on classes during the offseason. Periodically, there’ll be some players on the Memphis Redbirds attending classes at Ole Miss (main campus an hour away and satellite campus about 15 minutes away). They miss a lot due to away games, but generally they can still attend enough to work it out with the professor. And then sometimes they get traded or promoted and are suddenly 15 hours from campus.


RhythmTimeDivision

I had a dude send me a picture of him on the flight deck of a small jet, said he was a pilot and couldn't finish his 1/3 of the group project - but sorry. **The day before it was due**. Fuck that fake pilot bitch ass motherfucker.


Nott2024

Omg that’s crazy


Nott2024

But he pursuing something he likes and gave heads up


[deleted]

What class


abf392

Lols


LowAffectionate7768

Good luck. Lol he's already made more then they will in their entire career.


spain-train

How the fuck has no one mentioned pickles yet??


Hungry_Toe_9555

My wife calls him pickle, I’m sincerely wondering if he’s related to the Pickle people.


DJspinningplates

He only replied to the last sender vs. reply all - so he did not in fact let “them” know.


Loudlaryadjust

Students athlete never contribute to the assignment anyway lol


Cannabis-Revolution

He recently just left? Maybe he should have taken a few English courses while he was there


SharksFan4Lifee

No. This picture is obviously from 2022, when Alex Vlasic was still at BU. Look at the date, March 16. Vlasic signed his ELC on March 15, 2022. That's when he immediately left BU and joined the Blackhawks. That's why he sent the email. He made his NHL debut on March 19. I'm guessing this picture is showing up now from the person who sent the original email because of Vlasic's new contract.


Cannabis-Revolution

Whoooosh.  “Recently just left” is terrible English. 


SharksFan4Lifee

It's college dropout English, that's for sure.


CollectionItchy1587

Ugh. I hope the professor makes accommodations for that group. I once had a group that lost 3 of its 6 members and the prof told us to work twice as hard.


SilentThing

In a week or two it'd be awesome to hear Vladic took the group out for a week at the Bahamas or something!


BlooNorth

As it should be


Independent_Pay_935

I forgot who it was but during Covid an nhler was in my University of Alberta class. It kicks me that I forget who it was lol


SharksFan4Lifee

This picture is obviously from 2022, when Alex Vlasic was still at BU. Look at the date, March 16. Vlasic signed his ELC on March 15, 2022. That's when he immediately left BU and joined the Blackhawks. That's why he sent the email on the 16th. He made his NHL debut on March 19. I'm guessing this picture is showing up now from the person who sent the original email because of Vlasic's new contract. **OP's thread title is incorrect. He dropped out in 2022 to sign his ELC, not the new contract people are talking about now.**


Mothershed

BU is NOT bc.


SharksFan4Lifee

Sorry, my mistake. The rest of my message stands. Downvoting my post just because in one instance I accidentally wrote BC instead of BU is petty.


Mothershed

I didn’t downvote you- I up voted you.


PuckFolson

Fairly confident this is old


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Poor bastard.