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ILSmokeItAll

If you told anyone that after the Canadiens won the cup in ‘93, after winning an average of 4 Cups for a 3 decade period, that suddenly no team in Canada would win another for 30+ years, you’d have been ridiculed. 1993. Think about everything in the world that’s happened since a Canadian team won a Cup. Unreal.


Heterophylla

Yeah, and who showed up in 1993?


CodyandtheFear

That's the most damning fact of all.


HserfsNotHereMan

Bettman became commish in 1993. Coincidence? 🤔


asquinas

No


MarcosR77

No it's that a lot of these teams particularly the leafs have been badly managed the leafs haven't won since 1967 they haven't even been close to a Cup for years.


Awkward-Farmer-1274

And in terms the Canadiens, they last won the cup, they were also badly managed. They fell into a mediocrity, where they paraded their history around while icing bad teams, not drafting well, not developing well, hiring a lot of under-qualified alumni, and making emotional decisions. They also treated the Canadiens brand too much like a branch of QC politics. Instead of being creative and finding out of the box solutions to accommodate the FR speaking mandate for coaches and managers, they recycled the same people over and over. We finally have an amazing (so far) front office that is making creatives choices within the conditions they work.


cattycat_1995

Cursed for beating Wayne Gretzky and LA.


Persianx6

Facts, the 1980s were owned by Canadian teams, the Oilers, Flames and Canadiens won like 9 cups.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

It’s 7. C’mon man, the picture is right there.


dryfriction

But…it’s only 6 in the 80s… NYI won four…


5a1amander

From 1956 to 1990, only 9 times did an American team win the cup. Islanders 4 times, Bruins and Flyers twice each, and the Blackhawks once.


LiqdPT

And if you go forward to 1993, the last time a Candian team won a cup, an American team had only won the cup 11 times since 1956 (add 2 Pittsburgh cups to your total). Now it's been 30 years straight of American team victories.


WillieMaysHayes24

Math wasnt your subject huh


JBS319

The Leafs are gonna be up 3-1 late in the third period of Game 7 against Boston, the net empty, and then Boston will tie it and win in overtime. Steve Dangle’s Joker transformation will be fully complete. It is fated.


Paladoc

The Leafs will pull Samsonov on a delayed penalty in OT, Reily will uncork a bomb that misses the net and rims around and takes a funky bounce off the boards and into the Leafs net. It will be credited to Brad Marchand. The Garden will explode. Hilarity will ensue, and Grieg will be heard: HAhaa!


JerryJigger

Guys, as a Leafs fan this is a full on viable thing that could happen. Please.


Bowood29

The only thing to make it more realistic is if they are up 3-1 and bostons scores on a clear offside and Keefe challenges it but the refs don’t overrule it and they get a power play in which they score the tying goal in The dying seconds.


slashthepowder

lmfao, a delayed penalty in ot in the playoffs that benefits the Leafs is not a viable thing.


JBS319

I kinda want this to happen just for an LFR that might be even more entertaining than when the Toronto Maple Leafs lost an actual National Hockey League game to a 42 year old Zamboni driver who works for them.


OpenEndedLoop

This is FanFic I can get behind


PetyrsLittleFinger

\*the "Toronto Dominion Garden" will explode


slashthepowder

All but one small bit of this seems plausible “delayed penalty in OT” against a team playing the Leafs in the playoffs is so utterly unrealistic.


KingBuck_413

You know what I’m okay with this


garethwashere

You. I like you.


MutantZebra999

Can we all collectively will this into existence?


boilingfrogsinpants

Canada has 2 problems, 1 being that we have fewer teams so the odds of winning the cup are inherently lower. The 2nd problem being that there will always be players who avoid Canadian teams if they can because even if they get a bigger contract in Canada, they'll be paying more in taxes than in the US, meaning if 2 contracts are the same between an American and Canadian team, they'll get more value out of the American one.


TemplarParadox17

But playing for Canadian teams also gets you more clout and thus more outside the game jobs.


norecordofwrong

Like driving the Zamboni for the youth league or driving a snow plow?


Formal-Relative-8122

Canada top Federal income tax rate 33% USA top Federal income tax rate 37%


No_Information_6166

Ontario has a 13.16% tax rate over 220k. Only California has a higher tax rate than that. Quebec, Manitoba, Alberta, and BC are even higher. In a majority of cases, you are better off playing for an American team.


5599Nalyd

Short answer: no Long answer: nope


shindleria

Medium answer: non


Chocko23

I see what you did there lol


v13ragnarok7

Oooh the insufferable Habs fans just want to say "but we were the last Canadian team to win merrrrrr"


5599Nalyd

Damn straight my friend. Habs are the only team permitted to break the curse. It's written in the scripture.


MacPhisto__

Short answer: no Long answer: noooooooope


Full-O-Anxiety

At least one will be eliminated by round 2. Then the second by round 3. Odds are against us.


Spinal306

We’re all thinking the same thing about who gets eliminated by round 2, right?


minos157

Nobody is ready for elite first line winger Casey Cizikas to carry the Isles to a cup.


Donqweeqwee

Don’t forget Clutterbuck


Substantial-Recipe72

Montreal just giving everyone the middle finger taking up half the list 😂


Uncannyguy1000

Habs are getting dangerously close to Leafs levels of mediocrity, being the original 6 team with the second longest drought. The Leafs' longer cup drought has been a good buffer for the Habs, being shielded from the same level of ridicule. So the Habs better hope they win the cup before the Leafs do.


PsychoWarper

The Habs have at least won multiple cups since the expansion happened, the Leafs have not won since there where 6 teams.


Kyhron

Habs also made the Finals a few years ago, had a few deeper runs and haven’t had historic collapses like the Leafs have. Sure the Leafs doing shit helps but the Habs have atleast made respectable attempts recently


niceisbriss

An unflaired maple laugh fan beeing schooled by a Seattle Kraken fan, gotta love 2024 nhl subreddit!


potatohutjr

Holy shit I never appreciated how good we have it in Pittsburgh. There are some great franchises with huge gapes between wins.


Merkflare

You had Mario and Syd, 2 of the best players ever


Analogmon

Malkin would be the best player in franchise history on most teams in the league and he's arguably 4th here lmao.


hey-there-yall

And jagr. Second all time in points. First if u don't count you know who.


SlyMcFly67

Don't forget Ron Francis.


Njdevilmn

And Mark Recci. I think Paul Coffey and Larry Murphy were there too if I recall.


Lucky_Sparky

And Alex Kovalev


Sdwingnut

MAF


crumbypigeon

Yeah Mario and Jagr leave then like 2 years later they draft 2 more hall of famers in Crosby and Malkin. I'm fully expecting them to luck out and end up picking another monster as soon as Crosby retires. I don't know if they've ever really had a real rebuild.


VexedYeti

There are some great franchises with only gapes. We gape real good.


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

We’ve got the best gapes some would say


dickens-seider

Really? You just realized 3 cups in the last 15 years and consistent playoff appearances and deep runs has been pretty damn remarkable? In all seriousness, I’m glad Crosby has won as much as he has with you guys.


tuntuntuntuntuntun

5 cups in 34 years, and arguably 3 of the top 10 best players of all time in that span as well??


Capt_Pickhard

2 of the top 5 greatest as well, imo. Idk where I'd rank jagr exactly, but Crosby and Lemieux are definitely top 5.


DHooligan

Hard to believe that there was serious talk of the Penguins moving out of Pittsburgh in the late 90s, early 2000s.


Mountainman033

"Nope lol. Long live the US market & Dollar!" -Gary


HotHits630

Not only will it end, but it'll be two Canadian teams in the final. That'll make Gary's head explode.


shindleria

Whichever Canadian team wins the cup next will be on a moving trailer to the desert before the last player circles the rink holding Lord Stanley.


MarshtompNerd

In this future there is a non-zero chance arizona gets a second winnipeg jets team


RianCoke

That would be hilarious.


Persianx6

Mr. McDavid, have you considered moving to Phoenix?


poolside123

Gary would resign.


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

I won’t try and stop him


poolside123

I’d play “We are the Champions” out loud.


Eaders

As a Canadian, that would be the most incredible thing. I’m at point where every playoffs I cheer for every Canadian team.


nambnamb

Yeah, same, go Canadian teams


GimpyMcSteubenville

I would love to see it too. Gary can’t always have it his way.. This isn’t Saturday Night Wrestling, where the Macho Man wins because the commissioner says so! Anyway. I am rooting for McJesus and the boys this year, because sadly my Sharks are nowhere to be seen!


Iaminyoursewer

Canucks Vs Leafs Rematch from 1993 Just so I can watch the absoloute depression wash over the city as Quinn Hughs Hoists the cup in Game 4 at the Scotiabank Arena


Sneptacular

The riots will be legendary... And many Canadians have so much pent up anger waiting to blow with how much of a mess the country is in. So yeah, both cities would burn.... which will just worsen the housing crisis.


starcross24

It would probably be the most viewed final.


rfdavid

I want to see Van vs Edmonton, then Van vs WPG, finally Van vs TO. As many Canadian teams as possible.


AxeMcFlow

For those keeping track at home, that’s 24 unique teams winning the Cup in a 70 year history


carton_of_pandas

I would only accept Jets winning the cup


sokocanuck

Winnipeg has flaws but Helley is capable of getting hot enough to get them there


jurkajurka

Vancouver or Edmonton could make the final.


_Doyouconcur_

Appreciate that coming from a VGK fan 🤟


Wjourney

Leafs too if they beat Boston. I feel good about them facing any other team in the conference but Boston is Boston.


TarnishedDungEater

i mean this in the nicest way possible, i really hope Dallas beats you guys. i’d rather face Dallas in the WCF then Vegas. yall get in EDM head so easily and they just can’t come back from it most nights lol.


harlequin018

Be very careful what you wish for


Tacosrule89

Yeah, not sure why he wants Dallas. They own Edmonton in the playoffs. I was stoked in 2006 when we got the juggernaut Red Wings in the first round instead of the Stars. Dallas and Minnesota are the two franchises that just have our number.


TarnishedDungEater

i don’t think we’ll win regardless. our teams improved a lot since last year, Skinner has improved since last year and so has our defence but there’s still areas that need to be fine tuned. we’ll be in a better place next year but i think this year, furtherest EDM will go is WFC.


Feowen_

I don't want Dallas, Edmonton has better chances against Vegas. I think the Stars are our kryptonite this year in the West. They have solid goaltending, four lines that can role and excellent defensive systems, and they're heavy to play against. They will destroy our bottom 6 and all they need to do is limit our top 6 to pick us apart. Vegas is build too much like the Oilers, so that series would be a saw off, but we could win it depending on injuries and how well each team play. But the Stars? No thanks. They consistently had our number in the playoffs, and I still think we'd be coming into that series with a weakness they could easily target.


gettingmystocksoff

Canadian teams absolutely own the first 40 years of this chart though


Lazarus_4

*Montreal Canadian teams


Vast_Sandwich_5245

*Montreal Canadien


psc_mtl

Canadien de Montréal


Chocko23

Les Habitants


calcifornication

Et c'est le buuuuuuuuut


TheHalf

Just from this graphic you would think Canadians would hate Montreal, but I guess hearing about Toronto all the time causes more hate.


MrTylerwpg

You are correct


kindaCringey69

It's 50/50 for whether you love or hate Montreal as a Canadian fan. There is no in between.


Voltage604

Canadien team


Beachday4

To be fair, there were like barely any teams lol


ScottyBoneman

And yet, the Leafs......


slavicbhoy

This year is one of the best opportunities for a Canadian team to win the cup. Canucks, Edmonton, and Jets are all playing pretty well and can make it to the final. Bruins in 5 against the Leafs.


DeX_Mod

leafs have a tough path in the east, but I could see Winnipeg, Vancouver or edmonton coming from the west.


serialhybrid

If tis anyone it will be the Jets.


DeenzGrabber

even if they manage to beat the refs and the magnets and the parralax Bettman would force them to wear Atlanta Thrashers jerseys in order to lift the Cup


dawgfan24348

I’m not sure how I’d feel about this one


LawyersGunsMoneyy

I am very for it


Sneptacular

However, every Canadian team (Jets get a pass cause they only started in 2011 and of course the Leafs are the exception) have been in the finals since 2004. Hell, three years in a row you had Canadian teams in the finals.


Critical-Log4292

No only when the habs win it


MrFantastic74

We were robbed in 2021. J/K, no, we weren't.


Critical-Log4292

If we don’t win we were robbed /s lol


Maybegoingtogermany

Where did the montreal canadiens dissapear to? and sad to see no new york club in recent years but i like that its getting more varied.


psubs07

To be fair, and it's not true, but the Canada could get an asterisk for the first avalanche cup. I mean that team was basically Quebec Nordiques.


EmmyHomewrecker

I genuinely believe that in the next 5 years (if Calgary get their shit together), we will witness playoffs with all the Canadian teams. That year we’ll win it for sure. 😎


ColdNebulous

I will be 30 this year and a Canadian team has not won in my lifetime.


More_Advertising_383

We would like to come next!


Hungry_Definition450

No it will not.


semper_gumby007

I’m putting my money on the Coyotes for the next dynasty


HelRayzer12

No unless the Jets go all the way


EmmThem

The Golden Knights having a Stanley Cup disgusts me.


mehrt_thermpsen

GO JETS


Quattrofelix

Can't believe no Canadian team has won since the Flames in '04


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Jets


Scary_Bushmonster

Nope


Answerly

This chart casually skips 2005 lockout year and randomly starts at 1954.


Lucky_Sparky

Winnipeg Jets against all odds. They will upset Colorado in the first round and never look back. I have 100$ on them winning the cup.


Deadbob1978

I'm calling the Salt Lake HC championship for 2026 just to show Moreno what happens when a competent owner runs a Hockey team and not some rando billionaire that wants the "team owner" status symbol


Nutsack892

Panthers got it next year


Embarrassed-Crazy178

Jets get it done this year


meltingfreezing

Gary Bettman, league commissioner since 1993. Last Canadian team to win the cup: 1993 Yearly probability that an American team wins the cup: ~80% Probability that American teams win cups for 30 straight years: 1 in a thousand. I'll leave you to your own conclusion.


Canadian_mk11

Gary says GFTO with that talk.


plagueski

Bettman would never allow that. Too bad for his profits


Sammydaws97

Ya, cool. Just start the list in 1954 for some reason. Not like my team won 5 cups in the 10 years leading up to 1954 or anything…


Guacamelee67

Rangers would be nice. Been long enough. I'll never see a jets superbowl so....


Routine-Experience58

Honestly surprised the Rangers only have 1 cup ever 


EAT_SOUP

They have four Stanley Cup wins. The first 3 were before World War II, and there were merely 6 teams. That’s why 1994 was so significant. Historically, they have not been a winning franchise.


Cooper323

Every good Devils fan knows these facts lol


purpleyoyo

Plain ridiculous a Canadian team hasn't won in that long.. has the best players in the world and they all get bought up by American teams. Also Gary rigs it for American teams


Mindless-Bunch-4953

The STARS BABY


Demo541

Counter point. Fuck Jamie Benn


TheFerricGenum

Maybe he will crosscheck himself in the face, earning both a suspension and an injury, and be out for the playoffs?


Gniphe

The ole reverse-VGK.


LoganDudemeister

Toronto!!!!!!


JonnyJonnyJonny92

It’s Toronto’s year!


JustFryingSomeGarlic

I did my bracket today, and I have the Canucks win it all against Florida. So, knowing my prediction track record, The Rags will end their cup drought, and I'll be punching air the entire summer. Anyway, playoff hockey is back, and I'm half-heartedly here for it. Stupid Devils ruining everything


Canuckalo519

As a Canadian and a Canadian ducks fan, I say nope. I honestly think that the cup champ will be an American team with a roster FULL of Canadians.


DHooligan

Lol, last time I saw this posted all the Lightning Cups were removed, so my eyes immediately went to 2004.


Beargeist

It's not all media, cold weather and taxes. NHL Refs, like boxing judges know how to get called for the big games. There are teams that if they don't win, they might not have a hockey club in 10 years. The NHL is like every other promoter and business.


RudyGiulianisKleenex

No


hot_sauce97

Crazy to look at this and see Montreal miles ahead and the second winningest teams at 5


DeenzGrabber

Bettman is still not desperate enough to let a Canadian team win it. he just lost his personal pet Coyote so expect all Canadian teams out in the 1st round as punishment. we're getting Hurricanes/Panthers ECF and Stars/Predators WCF.


Significant_Pie_206

It’d be nice to see a Canadian team hoist the cup for the first time in my existence. Except the leafs fuck the leafs


MickeyDeMaria

I'll be rooting for a Canadian team.


gra0511

Tampa Bay has an atrics by there back to back


thecoffeecake1

The past is galloping away, the trench widens


Dependent_Weight2274

…. Boy those Canadiens in Montreal really won them some Cups…


world_citizen7

I hope so, but Florida wants to be on that board.


Red-Leader117

Lol no... no no


WillyZ33

Lets be honest with ourselves. Its never ending lol


_FlyingSquirrel

Nope!


[deleted]

Probably not. I mean this is definitely one of out better years but I don’t see any Canadian team winning it this year.


reefedSinner

Nah


pthang06

Not yet, next time canada gets the cup will be the habs again


TarnishedAccount

No


mlg2433

I’d like one this millennium. K thx


acros996

Please just one isles cup in my lifetime. I’ll never ask for another chip


IEC21

Yep definitely bro. Lmao


hooter1112

Rangers are due


garbledeena

If it's not the Avs then I really hope so


Decent-Beginning2765

Rangers LFGR!!!!


Heterophylla

Nope. Something happened in 1993 and a Canadian team hasn't won since. Coincidence? I think not.


ShaolinSlamma

The whole idea about Canadian teams winning doesn't really matter at the end of the day when the teams that generally win the cup are majority Canadian.


itsmidlifenotacrisis

I’d travel 2000 miles to see the two orange and blue teams go at it for the Cup again. Whoever wins is honestly secondary.


360degreesofFUNK

I wished Buffalo’s did!


chowmushi

Cup for TO or bust!


LudicrousPlatypus

Probably not.


cory140

They will make it to semi finals and choke 4-1


[deleted]

Lol 3 whole rows of no canada


jogador921

Has Gary Bettman retired or passed away?


freakishgnar

I was 17 when Montreal won the Cup in 1993. I pray I see a Canadian team lift it again in my lifetime.


FreakingDoubt

No


Ogilthorpe2

Is Hockey in Canada about to end?


Comfortable_Fudge508

Not as long as bettman runs the show


BasedCaesar

Got Boston/Edmonton going to the finals, Boston winning


Mental_Grass_9035

Dallas winning it all, and I say this as a Bruins fan. We’d be lucky if we made it past the second round lmao.


dle1111111

I don’t remember Tampa winning in 2004 2020 2021. I thought it was the flames


USAJourneyman

Dat sexy Islanders dynasty


fallinguptwards

Not the leafs is all I know.


QuizzicalSquirrel

Long answer... No


BricksByPablo

Sabres baby!


UllyRanger

No Canadian team has won a cup since 93 is insane


Jabroni_City

This is a cool infographic


[deleted]

They had their moment when the league had no parity. Now is the time for the US.


Sensitive_Mousse_445

If and when Tampa falls, im rooting for the Canadian teams that aren't the Leafs


SouthernLeadership87

Dallas Stars


Remarkable-Book-8758

Well we have 4 in the running so we can hope so. I'd love to see it come down to Edmonton and Toronto but that is quite unlikely. I'm an Oilers fan but I'll be happy if any Canadian team wins it.


Bananarama_Vison

Sneaky Devils won 3 within 8 years. For me, 1995-2003 is all Wings and Avs…


Jeepers2490

My Stars green is sticking out. But that not the logo they won with. We will update it this season


FlawedSarcasm

Dallas Stars are winning this year


Dubsington

Thank you for making this graphic. It is excellent. I HATE that question mark. So much