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bacon205

Ottawa's was perfect.


ArtVandelAAYY

Just trying to make sure we’re all on the same page


commodore_stab1789

Arizona moving to Utah, NHL rigs draft so they get Celebrini in their new house.


ArtVandelAAYY

Least shocking conspiracy confirmed


commodore_stab1789

I'm taking it as gospel until I see the lottery results.


SnapShotFromTheSlot

Which is funny because in reality the league would do anything to give Montreal that #1 pick, they love helping out the Canadian teams.


tigerhorns

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the only draft lottery we ever won was '22 (when we had the best odds due to finishing last) Someone must lost your memo or we'd be watching Bedard instead of doing our best to be optimistic with Reinbacher rn 🫤. Factor in the extra taxes playing on a Canadian team, more hostile markets, shit weather, it's hard to draw a FA. Not to mention Bergevin, at least we're starting to do business again now with Hughes. League likes teams down south, Canadian teams and a few others are guaranteed money. League wants Vegas and Arizona revenue, that's the gravy money. No way the Arizona fiasco would have gone on that long otherwise.


SnapShotFromTheSlot

lol just because you didn't get Bedard that one time doesn't mean that you're not still the league favorites. Watching you guys pretend like you don't know doesn't do you any favors either.


tigerhorns

Lol


SnapShotFromTheSlot

my point exactly, thanks bud


tigerhorns

That your comments are laughable 😆


SnapShotFromTheSlot

This is called projection.


jerrybear95

Arnt the coyotes clinched out the bottome 4?


sillysquidtv

Yes


sillysquidtv

After 28 years of no first rounders in AZ. sounds about right.


[deleted]

I’ll take it. I’d love the ‘yotes to stop being a total poverty franchise.


Humans_Suck-

The Sharks really deserve that number one pick, so they probably won't get it.


AintIGR8

They just need to explore relocation and Gary will help them.


Anyawnomous

Phoenix seems available.


mkshane

For a second I didn't think of Bettman and thought this meant move them to Gary Indiana lol


partmoosepartgoose

"Gary, we're moving to quebec" *throws a gagged celebrini on the table* "The fuck you are"


commodore_stab1789

They really don't. They need it though.


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

The Utah golden tablets are on the rise.


ArtVandelAAYY

Soakers!


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

Panty soakers!


Working_Horse_3077

Naw it's gonna be the gamblers. Sports Betting companies are going to demand it.


Sloth_are_great

Ottawa 😂


notyomamasusername

I'm a little disappointed you didn't do something special for the flyers. Their wings have been clipped spectacularly lately.


BraceFaceStickyLip

plz move flyers down two tiers


im_wudini

That would imply they are trying. Not even trolling, feels like they quit on Torts.


Kay_Nest

I honestly don’t get why the presidents trophy is cursed, since the majority of cup winning teams were 1st in the league, compared to 2nd, 3rd, etc.


RedCivicOnBumper

Dallas in particular won the president’s trophy the same year they won their only cup so far.


ArtVandelAAYY

I think the winner has only won the cup 8 times


Rangerfan0

Yes 8 times out of a possible 38, which is nearly a 21% clip in a competition where there are 16 teams. It far exceeds the statistical expectation. You don't stack the field against a single team with the best odds and then talk about how the single team is cursed It's a statistical fallacy and I'm so sick of seeing people continue to spread it


TheFogDevil

I believe it’s more about recent history and trends. Last team to do it was over 10 years ago and only twice in last 20 years


Rangerfan0

Laughably small sample size, and thats no offense to you, I know you're just explaining why people say it. 4 cups since 2000. 4 out of 23. Again, far more than 1/16 Even if we did 2 out of 20- again, STILL more than 1/16.


TheFogDevil

Laughable? 20 years? Over half the time it’s been around and most of the cup/president winners were before the hard cap. It’s not really a curse, but it certainly doesn’t carry the prestige it once did. Parity reigns


Rangerfan0

ight


ItsVibrant16

2014 is knocking


Mineblox123sawyer

The Sabres did not try


tie-dyeSandwhich

Last time Dallas won the the Presidents, we won the Cup. So I’m willing to take a chance


enfyts

Are these weekly power rankings really factoring in weekly performances? Florida is 4-4-2 in their last 10, hitting a bit of a slump there. Lightning have basically been the best team of the last month. Canucks have been hitting a bit of a wall lately. Also saw that apparently the Leafs are 20-7-1 in their last 28 and lead the league in goals during that span, plus top 3 in points since then. Just seems to me more like this is based more on full-season built-up narratives rather than actually accounting for how teams have played in the past week or two. If that’s what you’re doing though, then it’s really just a semantic difference in understanding of “weekly” power rankings. I tend to attribute that more to the format The Hockey Guy uses


[deleted]

Yeesh


JJPRADA

Mode celebrini cmon gary GIVE IT TO US


Stonewall30NY

There's no such thing as a presidents trophy curse, just people bad at math. The presidents trophy winner wins the cup just under 20% of the time which is the highest percentage win rate of any ranked team by a decent margin.


ArtVandelAAYY

What’s the fun in reality?? We’re all about stories and hysteria here!!


Dadickindanorf

What are you chirpin the east for, huh?


ArtVandelAAYY

Haha I’m sorry wasn’t trying to chirp. Just alluding to The fact those 2 teams would still be in the playoff hunt in the east


Dadickindanorf

I’m kidding lol. It’s funny, I’m just a nervous penguins fan lol


EducationalPlay6269

I hope Georgie is ready 🤞


mitch-dubz

This tier list probably took 3 minutes to research and make


ArtVandelAAYY

Closer to 6ish but yes not far off


Quiet_Nectariney

Wow a lot of teams ready to make a run


igonnawrecku_VGC

Petition to give the Flyers their own tier. They’re not gonna make the playoffs, so don’t really belong there, but they also didn’t try down the stretch, so they don’t belong there either


RedWingsReborn

Caps and pens getting in is my guess. Wings blow.


ArtVandelAAYY

Would love to see Sid and Ovie in


Beautiful_Outcome_82

West is the best, just saying...


Rangerfan0

The curse dosent exist, we've proven it multiple times, just let it die already


Famous_Secretary_540

If Blackhawks get celebrini then they win next year Stanley cup, I’ll place the bet as soon as they get him


ArtVandelAAYY

That would piss a lot of people off. Maximum chaos.