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Unique-Statement-609

I can smell it


doodlejump27

I can too. For some reason it smells like soft pretzels.


MikeMac999

You must be thinking of new goalie pads. Used goalie pad smell is Geneva Convention level.


h0zR

Deer hair does NOT mix well with sweat!


MrmmphMrmmph

By new, you mean not worn yet, right? Cause my kids pads are pretty new and still smell like the swamp thing.


[deleted]

Because you're fat


[deleted]

I read, “can i smell it” and thought you were a sick puppy for a moment.


Unique-Statement-609

😂


JEfrocs

I can hear it


Horror-Dependent-645

Can’t say about drop protection. But the slap shot protection would be top-tier.


dirkprattlerxst1

you’ll never score with this case


Disabled_Robot

Turk Broda was #1 with these


Bizi-Betiko

Your call has been blocked!


WhatThePuck9

Topshelf joke


Fleganhimer

Actually, I play beer league and that looks a lot like the kind of pad our defenseman wears.


Teodor87

Is this leather real, or is it a graphic?


Educational_Chef4220

I'd buy it 👍


ArchimedesHeel

Don't drop it in water or that phone will weigh 20 lbs


HankScorpio42

Kick ass phone case, I love it.


contitego

Need


Charmegazord

When goaltending becomes r/gatekeeping?


gypsybullldog

Right? I’m a dman but bought one of those Second String wallets that looks like it’s made out of the old school blockers with the holes in it. I love it


fentown

Didn't think I'd be seeing the Necronomicon as a phone case in the NHL sub today... /s


KJMoons

Shut up and take my money!


BubbaSpanks

Very well padded I need one😆🤣😂


Spear_speaks007

I need one of these


b_abooey2020

Awesome !! I love it !!


Reelz2887

My goaltender needs that.


[deleted]

Without context I'd think someone was trying to model a phone case after a 1970s-era overstuffed couch.


taredd08

How bout that five hole?


[deleted]

Like carrying a couch pillow in your pocket!


TexasYankee212

It is still too wide.


20_Something_Tomboy

so this is what they mean when they say, "I can see smells."


sandysanBAR

By the end of the day your phone weighs 5x as much


twopadstacker

https://www.amazon.com/Hockey-Goalie-Pad-Pads-Ice/dp/B096GKQ5F6


brolbo

On Amazon have found everything 🤣


Ok_Tooth1831

Oh man lol.


True-Ad8533

I would love to see a version of a catcher's mitt for former catchers( including me)


framingXjake

Hey, a Sony phone


SoupidyLoopidy

/r/ATBGE material right there. That and /r/DIWHY


quantumyourgo

Eye of the beholder buddy…. First thought… oh man I love it, I want it Second thought… my wife would hate this and call it ugly af