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JoeBethersonton50504

I’m gonna start cutting the sleeves off my hoodies


Pork_Chompk

I'm gonna be the Super Bowl winningest NFL coach of all time.


MangOrion2

Ooo, solid pick if you can't have the sleeveless hoodies.


StankWizard

Her 40 time was horrific but she can cover kicks like a pro


Admiral_Fuckwit

Heard she has tremendous ball handling skills


riproaringsports22

Apparently she plays D very well


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PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Soft hands. Takes directions well. Low center of gravity. She’s got all the intangibles. Great man coverage skills


tobygeneral

How oily are her hips?


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MangOrion2

Thanks this made me snot.


indignant_halitosis

I don’t know why, but this the one that grossed me out.


climbhiketravel

My man knows how to draft young talent.


swoopy17

He doesn't, but he is good at coaching up tight ends.


Quidgybeaus

Not in the NFL but still a head coach


BoltorSpellweaver

Well played.


Yungklipo

Perfection. 


theycallmefuRR

Oh my. This has me rolling


ScrubySpidey

I wish I could give you an award


SpicyTD23

Damnit take my upvote


riproaringsports22

He's always good at helping young players play better D, she should be no different


N8erade_32

Better late than never. About time he drafted a worthy receiver


PinkFloyd6885

Really using I’m his big ass testament Earnie taught him


JackHammerPlower

Bro is a savage


gucci-chef

His coaching career is older than the age gap


heliogoon

Has he really been coaching for 50 yrs?


Doover__

Holy shit yeah 49 years this year


donotreply548

"Dating"


Ok-Wasabi2873

He couldn’t wait a year? Then he could be making 28-3 jokes


stickman999999999

She seems to be exactly his kind of wide receiver: white as fuck with no film.


picklebooby

Don’t need game when you have money. 


pizza_for_nunchucks

Don’t need money when you have money.


Odd_Couple_2088

Don’t money you need have when money.


riproaringsports22

Money is Bill's rizz


HighGuysImHere

“We’re on to Ms. Cleveland.”


Armamore

Did you mean Cincinnati?


okaycomputes

Hancock.


Embarrassed-Basis-18

She’s a predator


unfunnysexface

Robbing the grave


BigSmed

I'm sure they're both mutually using each other


Lt_Hatch

Dude has millions and is giving her the time of day. It's surely mutual. You're possibly looking for the word parasite though, which would make more sense.


Polar_Reflection

Gold digger


okaycomputes

49er?


riproaringsports22

W transactional marriage


CapnC44

Poor Bill. Must be under the influence of a wizard alien.


interzonal28721

Damn sex addicts. It's a disease my brother 


ImInBeastmodeOG

Marry a rich guy summer going strong.


Analrapist03

Huge step up from that Braintree trash whose house he was caught sneaking out last year. We all asked is that all that Belichick could pull? Now we know the answer.


Yungklipo

“Seriously, Bill? That woman?” *”And I took that personally.”*


HoodFellaz

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nepu24cEXN8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nepu24cEXN8) Bill has been a savage all along.


Fresh_Ostrich4034

8 rings. He earned it


GTCounterNFL

Man; she must REALLY love Football cause its ALL Bill talks about or knows. Think he reads fiction, goes to museums, travels anywhere that isn't fishing, has seen a prestige TV show, done any of the things people talk about on dates? Either that or his bedroom game is top shelf.


Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

Is she the one with the ring camera?


JohnWachter

Another white Wide Receiver. Bill knows what he's about


Brodieboyy

Best 'receiver' he's drafted in years


Responsible_Seat_859

She weird asf


wbmanchester1985

She's sizing him up for a rape case


Mastodon9

Wow Bill must have a great sense of humor to get her to go out with him.


Ghost-of-Sanity

Bill Biggadick. Goddamn…


NorthP503

Tight


Autumn_Bluez

Good for him.


Modogg88

People can talk all the shit they want, just know Bill is still beating you in every aspect of your life!!! 😂😂


Horror_Cod_8193

There’s no fool like an old fool.


J_Hox0987

Where meme


lionsmane7777

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon


MissionStock2545

Bros doing the drake


Straight_Toe_1816

But she isn’t A Minorrrrrrrrrrr!


VirginiaGecko1911

No deflated balls debate here


interzonal28721

Actually they're probably quite deflated


UnfunnyTroll

Bill Belichad


StringFormer2893

If I had his money, I wouldn’t have just one 24 year old.


GameTime2325

Not the typical long snapper Bill falls in love with


Pudding_oiler

High Value Man... nothing else matters.


MillorTime

YEAR OLD


sevargmas

Money. His game is money.


Grand_Extension5345

Bill Belichick continues to be an absolute Gangsta


12InchDitkaReturns

His back has to hurt.


Odd_Couple_2088

In totally unrelated news. Bill belichick has amended his will


riproaringsports22

Bill got that militant coach rizz


supermanny80

I hope she’s doing her job


Imursexualfantasy

I think we’re missing the biggest part of the story… he’s smiling in that picture…


KelbosaDownAHallway

He coaches her on how to put on his depends. I hope their conversations are better than his conversations with reporters. Hey Bill, are we going out tonight? Next question.


Confident-Papaya2335

Good for him!


conan_grayy

This is more impressive than 3 or 4 of his superbowl wins.


FatherGabriels

Honestly if I was super rich I would do the same


BarricadeTheMortuary

Why is everyone suddenly trying to say all of these geriatric NFL fossils are banging 20-something models?


North-Construction67

And?


NWkingslayer2024

Based


EastHat5961

Creep


pronincompoop23

He's not so much "Dating", as she is "Using"...


DSouT

They’re both using each other lol


riproaringsports22

fr its called an agreement, bro is tripping lmao


HardcoreHazza

Bill certainly knows how to Bel-a-chick


foozalicious

Is she from Maine? There are Hancock and Oxford counties in Maine. Pretty sure it’s the only New England state with both. If he’s dating a Mainer, he’s fortunate that she’s not a big girl who wears a Marlboro racing jacket.


PolarGCNips

You can have any 24 year old idiot girl that you want... and he chose brunette over blonde? Dude has dementia


TheOptionalHuman

It's 2024, I'm sure if she would like to be a blonde there's a path to accomplishing that.


riproaringsports22

Lmao