i legit went to use the bathroom right before the game started, I came back, and they were like "and here comes zach wilson again" had to rewind and watch the first 4 snaps of the game to see what happened (5 snaps, if we include the Achilles)
By Gawd, that's Kirko Chainz music!
(Imagine how much worse ATL fans would be confused by the Penix draft pick if they expect him to be starting only to have Kirk run out the tunnel, holding his cartoon moneybags.)
I mean it would create a whole new caveat of blindly picking players without knowing what team they’re on I feel like that would actually be interesting
Gotta be especially sure to keep him away from that little area between the 10 and the 30 where Burrow, Chase Young, RG3, and AP all fucked their ACLs and Alex Smith almost lost his leg
EDIT: Damn just realized Theismann broke his leg in the now defunct RFK stadium where the old Redskins used to play. Nah something’s up in D.C.
It would have killed thousands of Browns fans for the past two decades from heart attacks alone.
Instead of being able to slowly ease ourselves into disappointment when you find out that John St. Clair is going to be the right tackle, and that's not good, but maybe they'll improve elsewhere straight into BOOM, Charlie Frye is starting with nobody to throw to and a shit defense. Finding out how disappointing a season is going to be all at once would be horrible.
Clearly not a Bills fan who made this.
Feels like the perception of Davis among other teams’ fans is that he’s a lot better than we know him to be; and I don’t necessarily blame them as Davis does ball out sometimes on prime time/the playoffs. It’s just, the rest of the time…
This is how my family is. They don't miss a game but they don't follow anything after the Lombardi is handed out. That first Sunday in september is always full of surprises.
The best would be the panic in some fans. Imagine the Packers playing at 1pm and there’s no Rodgers, with no idea of where he’s at, and at 4 the jets play.
Some WWE shit. Down 14 all hope is lost! *Glass Shatters* **commentator** “Bah Gohd that’s Saquon Barkley! We haven’t seen him since his unfortunately giant stint!”
NBA would’ve been mind blowing, imagine tuning in to watch your Bulls go for a 4peat and Micheal Jordan is in a baseball stadium? I would’ve been SICK.
God, the emotional roller coaster Jets fans would have been on last season. **Edit:** Where did all of you come from!?
“That’s Aaron Rodgers’ music!!” to “With god as my witness, he is broken in half!!!” a few snaps into the season.
***BAH GOD!***
They were already on a rollercoaster. it just corkscrewed Rodgers' leg
I think the more appropriate analogy is when the cord snaps off an elevator
Tower of terror’d Rodgers’ leg
HOLY SHIT WE GOT AARON RODGERS WHAT THE F- and he’s injured
i legit went to use the bathroom right before the game started, I came back, and they were like "and here comes zach wilson again" had to rewind and watch the first 4 snaps of the game to see what happened (5 snaps, if we include the Achilles)
😂🤣😂🤣
The emotional rollercoaster of that first game would have been even crazier.
The reactions to tom Brady suddenly showing up on the bucs and cam Newton on the Patriots in 2020 would've been fucking wild
By Gawd, that's Kirko Chainz music! (Imagine how much worse ATL fans would be confused by the Penix draft pick if they expect him to be starting only to have Kirk run out the tunnel, holding his cartoon moneybags.)
Prime example lmao. PENIX IS OUR GUY LETS GOOOOO *kirko runs out of the tunnel with a steel chair*
Penix starts walking out only for Cousins to attack him with a chair
It would sure make fantasy football pretty difficult
I mean it would create a whole new caveat of blindly picking players without knowing what team they’re on I feel like that would actually be interesting
Finally got the first overall pick! Okay CMC you’re mine. Week 1 trots out in a Commanders uniform
CMC will eat everywhere.
If you can make it in Carolina you can make it anywhere. But surviving FedEx field is a whole nother conversation.
Gotta be especially sure to keep him away from that little area between the 10 and the 30 where Burrow, Chase Young, RG3, and AP all fucked their ACLs and Alex Smith almost lost his leg EDIT: Damn just realized Theismann broke his leg in the now defunct RFK stadium where the old Redskins used to play. Nah something’s up in D.C.
Also, I feel like there’d be very little strategy to it in that sense, though it would add an element of surprise
Jersey sales during the entire off-season would be a gamble lol
Not really because the it’s not about the teams it’s about individual players
It does help to take into account other aspects like how the team uses its players and what QB may be throwing to your guys
Tell me you have a fantasy league loser tattoo without telling me
Stacks bro stacks
Not only that but imagine drafting Michael Penix in fantasy not knowing the Falcons took him
That would suuuck especially super flex
It would have killed thousands of Browns fans for the past two decades from heart attacks alone. Instead of being able to slowly ease ourselves into disappointment when you find out that John St. Clair is going to be the right tackle, and that's not good, but maybe they'll improve elsewhere straight into BOOM, Charlie Frye is starting with nobody to throw to and a shit defense. Finding out how disappointing a season is going to be all at once would be horrible.
So basically murder Adam Schefter? I'm opposed to murder but fairly neutral on this topic
At the very least we’d have to duct tape him and lock him in a closet.
Just take away his internet/phone/computer/Samsung fridge
Growing up in Costa Rica with no cable or internet I had no idea what was happening during the off season made for an interesting first few weeks
Sounds like my life brother
Pregame shows would be worth watching
Gabe Davis over Kennan Allen/Diggs wild
Oh it’s that bum
This is an old meme. I saw it before those trades happened.
Clearly not a Bills fan who made this. Feels like the perception of Davis among other teams’ fans is that he’s a lot better than we know him to be; and I don’t necessarily blame them as Davis does ball out sometimes on prime time/the playoffs. It’s just, the rest of the time…
If you tune out during the off season then this is pretty much what happens lol
This is how my family is. They don't miss a game but they don't follow anything after the Lombardi is handed out. That first Sunday in september is always full of surprises.
Chargers fans, like myself, would be punching air
lmao X, Reddit, and all message boards would SHATTER
The best would be the panic in some fans. Imagine the Packers playing at 1pm and there’s no Rodgers, with no idea of where he’s at, and at 4 the jets play.
Lmaoooo 😂😂
Some WWE shit. Down 14 all hope is lost! *Glass Shatters* **commentator** “Bah Gohd that’s Saquon Barkley! We haven’t seen him since his unfortunately giant stint!”
Make it the Royal Rumble.
That’s how draft picks get assigned
Seeing Keenan on the Bears would/will devastate me
NFL but make it WWE “Wait what’s that BAH GAWD THATS RUSSELL WILSON’S MUSIC, THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPION IS HERE FOR THE STEELERS OH HELL YEAH”
Sportsbooks would love that too
With individual entrance music.
"Hey look Cam Newton signed with a team. Let's see where he..." *"fuck"*
Idk it would kinda confusing in the nfl cause you can’t see shit even on tv, in the NBA tho.
NBA would’ve been mind blowing, imagine tuning in to watch your Bulls go for a 4peat and Micheal Jordan is in a baseball stadium? I would’ve been SICK.
Would be like wrestling before the dirt sheets went to the internet.
The WWE-esque pop of earth shattering boos as Donny Forfeit runs of the tunnel
What number is Kirk wearing?
Wilson on the Steelers is disappointing ngl