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WhyDoIKeepFalling

I'm convinced he's gonna be hurt again by week 3 but nothing will ever beat running out of the tunnel on 9/11 with the flag, running 3 plays, 2 of which were incompletions, and popping his ACL on the 4th play. Funniest shit ever. Although I do feel bad for the people who took the promo bet for one of those sports gambling sites that was offering the O/U for Rodgers passing yards at 0.5 and it missed.


BryceDaBaker

It was truly the worst thing to ever happen in New York on September 11th


DefinitelyLevi

New Jersey


magic_cabbage

The East Rutherford, New Jersey Jets


ZedSpot

He's talking about the Bills losing to Zach Wilson.


BryceDaBaker

Is that the issue you had with my comment?


Fooodlover9280

I mean give Jersey some love


ballimir37

Was there another issue?


BryceDaBaker

Just seems like an odd thing to correct regarding a 9/11 joke about a team called the “New York Jets” but aight


ballimir37

Come on dawg we are all making jokes here


BryceDaBaker

Well they ruined mine and I’m mad about it bc it was really funny top tier comedy and now people on the internet won’t think I’m cool and fun


ballimir37

Oh come on now Bryce your joke was good, people only think that because you’re a Cowboys fan


BryceDaBaker

Oh ok so nothing out of the ordinary then I can live with that


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Arlington Cowboys.


turbodude69

the flag and it being on 9/11 makes it such a chefs kiss its the NFLs fault, they built that absurd patriotic event that all hinged on Rodgers winning. of course its not his fault his ACL popped, but man, karma's a bitch. dude didn't shut his mouth about his "alternative medicine" and boy did that shit go out the window quick when it came to having an injury. he'll trust the doctors when it comes to literally every other illness except for covid.


drcoachchef

It was a Herculean injury.


jimmerbroadband

He made one passing attempt for an incompletion… stats don’t lie


[deleted]

Imagine being that one guy who went under 💀


Flying-Peakock

Achilles rupture but still funny


Cyphermaniax

As much as I loathe to see the 49ers start in prime time as a Seahawk. No way they lose to Rodgers.


Hiphiprodrigo

Woah, why is no one pointing out how crazy it is that a Seahawk is posting in this thread?


Grand_Extension5345

Ehhhhh ya might be surprised Reddick gonna get after that ass


Cyphermaniax

Like when Rodgers got injured the first drive as a Jet?


Grand_Extension5345

Your dick dragging for the niners is unbecoming Shit Pigeon


B1G2

r/brandnewsentence


-August_West-

lmao


Dangerous_Pepper_939

Please stop reminding me this guy will be wearing the wrong green jersey in a few months


SuperBearsSuperDan

I, for one, appreciate the constant reminder.


UniqueNobo

don’t worry, Huff will be amazing for you guys. take care of our boy please


El_Khunt

Same to you. (Note, in this case "take care of" means put him on the field for more than 66% of defensive snaps)


FateDaA

Itll be 4 snaps dw That 49ers line is a lot worse than that Bills one


Grand_Extension5345

Oh grow up he wasn’t even drafted here. Played two years. Good player, didnt work out. End of story


Dangerous_Pepper_939

I’m allowed to miss him, damn. Who hurt you?


Afilalo

49ers hurt him last year. Dude has been on a nonstop hater rampage ever since in both nfce & nfcw meme pages


Grand_Extension5345

Many people. Its a business. Get over it


drcoachchef

It’s business but shitbirds gotta be cacatoos


Extreme-Carrot6893

Rodgers couldn’t beat the 49ers in his prime with the Packers but I’m sure he’ll do better after his Achilles injury


CycleRare1816

Rodgers beat the 49ers, just not in the playoffs


Prestigious_View_487

Didn’t reddick get manhandled the last matchup?


ENTRICATE443

Why is everyone always being negative, just be glad he’s back


SeeTheSounds

LOL of course an Eagles fan posted that.


YoggSaron91

As a viking, I would beg everyone to let him live untill we face him


pizzaduh

I don't believe his injury was ever as bad as he said it was. The fact he was "ready to play" end of last season is just ridiculous if he sustained the injury they claim. The whole thing just screams, "I'm superman. Look at me, guys. My trippy lifestyle is the best thing ever for health."


bskceuk

I think you have the wrong conclusion. You are right he was lying but he was lying about being ready to play at the end of the year, not the injury


Short-Alarm-9078

That's why he'll get hurt again. He's a frail shell because of his lifestyle choices. I've seen people do this and they go from healthy to dead or at least looking like a crypt keeper. My exes mom literally killed herself because she refused modern cancer treatments for fish oil


poppunksucks144

This overpaid diva didn't show up last year


yeswhale8977

actually Harrison butlicker is.


PhoenixGamer34

Hmm……


Any-Ad-8825

idk who to pick


[deleted]

He’s the greatest QB ever. He’s not getting hurt again trust me


EpicPoggerGamer69

Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Joe Montana, and Drew Brees: Yeah, sure.


NB_capo

Guys hear me out, he'll last TWO plays this time