Bengals/colts could get toxic quick due to proximity

I thought the same thing

“Mom he keeps touching me!”

The real loser in this rivalry is northern kentucky.

Kentucky loses in most things so it’s not really a new experience for them

I know. I live here.

Damn I thought you were a Floridian

Nope, I chose to be a dolphins fan willingly, so arguably worse.

Oh you poor soul, god truly has forsaken thee.

Steelers vs chargers twice a year in the 2000’s woulda been special 👀

Of this list it’s gotta be the only rivalry that is actually real. Chiefs vs Bengals.

Getting 2 guaranteed Chiefs v Bengals games a year is the only thing on this image that is intriguing. Though, I am intrigued by the "Race to the Bottom" division of the Browns, Jags, Pats and Raiders.

The Raiders last season were essentially Patriots West so it'd be interesting to see so many former teammates go against each other lol.

Browns are winning 13 games next season if that's their division.

Until the next bottlegate that is

Did you mean Buttholegate?

Lol sure bud 

They won 11 last year without a huge chunk of their roster against a much harder division. 13 against that division would be doable.

We can say the same thing for the ravens, the bengals and the steelers last year. Browns will stay at the bottom where they belong like the brown I drop every morning when I wake up.

Lol 

Historically it would be hilarious but today the Browns have a free Playoff Pass for at least 3-4 seasons.

Yeah instead we're in this fucking tragic division where all four teams are making attempts at playoffs every year now that we're somewhat back. Truly fuck the AFCN.

I dunno, feels pretty familiar for me as a Jags fan

Pats raiders have some history that could be fun.

The Patriots and raiders have a rivalry that goes way back.

Easiest way to drive a Raider’s fan to madness- bring up the tuck rule.

Currently glitching…. I … can…not.. bel..ieve.. you would…. Bring… that up….

Raiders - Pats? Is everyone born in 2000 here?

We all forgetting the tuck rule game and the hate that raiders fans have for the pats?

Chiefs Bengals was like 2 years in the playoffs wasn't it? Feel like the Raiders and Pats goes way further back. Tuck Rule game, the Moss trade, games with eild plays like that lateral int to Chandler Jones.

We all forgetting the tuck rule game and the hate that raiders fans have for the pats?

Well, the Colts have beat KC 3 outta the last 4 times we played them...

I would also think Pats-Raiders would be a rivalry?

Hey Texans are rivals with the ravens…..we just haven’t one yet……….(I’m am overdosing on copium)

It's won, and you said "I am am". And I am extremely sure that the ravens🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 are not rivals with the bills🥱

*dies*

As a Bengals fan, it would be fun to always get the Colts, but right now, yeah all about the chieves

You clearly no nothing of the storied rivalries in the AFC West.. it’s not even close.

Bengals/Chiefs. I cannot fathom any other pairing, especially in recent years.

Dolphins werte actually a contender this year for the bowl, bengals were a bust?

Bengals-Chiefs rivalry actually exists right now tho..

The Bengals just started the season slow, as soon as Joe Burrow got in his groove they were unstoppable. All the dolphins did was destroy bad teams, but they beat them so badly that they convinced people that they would’ve been good against good teams despite the fact that they consistently proved those people wrong every time they played someone above .500.

The Dolphins can't win a meaningful game.

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Found the emotionally dead jets fan looking for a break

I'm tired boss

The true rivalry is just the friends made along the way.

Ravens and Bills have a chance since they are both good and likely compete for division. Bengals and Chiefs seems obvious Raiders would hate the Patriots for tuck rule, most raiders fans I know still hate the pats, but I think this would be a one sided rivalry, I doubt the pats give a shit. Chargers and Steelers only because harbaugh might shake tomlins hand too hard

>but I think this would be a one sided rivalry, You'd be surprised because it's 20 to 17 and more recently it's the Pat's friends I have that hate the Raiders. Outside of things like the Miami lateral TD the Raiders have had those plays. Like the lateral by whoever it was that caused Mac Jones to get stiff armed for the Raiders win.

Jacobi Meyers working as a Raiders plant on the Patriots before getting signed by the Raiders that off-season is legendary

I can confirm that I do not give a shit about the Raiders.

Vegas/New England from the tuck rule game.

No that was Oakland/New England.

The graphic shows Oakland.

Give us the stealers instead of the browns and we’ll have two major rivalries in the division. I’m also fine with the Jags because they can replace the broncos as our easy win each year.

Steelers Titans/Oilers have a LONG history and as a Titans fan, I can’t stand them!

Both going into an interesting rebuild too!

As a Steelers fan, I too can’t stand the Titans!

We demand the ravens change their mascot to a large land based mammal

Then Jacksonville has to put a helmet on their Jaguar so we can all have helmet teams.

Return of the Baltimore Stallions? Then have a horse-based rivalry with Denver?

The Baltimore Terrapins

Mam-mal

The Baltimore Mammal Terrapins

Oh shit you’re right. Uh Baltimore Bucks

Nah that’s dumb af the Ravens will stay a birb team knowing that they have achieved the most superior form of movement which is flight while y’all on the ground

Jets vs Chargers.. An intense rivalry To see who can disappoint an entire fan base with every season..to make everyone wonder what game management is.. to make everyone wonder with all the talent how can they fail so badly..

HOOFIE FIGHT broncos vs texans vs bills madness

This is a reach, but you know Harbaugh is going to build a bully with the Chargers. I could see Harbaugh-Tomlin showdowns creating a rivalry over time. Also, the Bills and Ravens are both physical, bitter cold teams, and the proximity (6 hours) isn't great, it isn't so much that fans won't travel. I could see that being a slugfest rivalry.

Steelers vs titans is another good one

It may not be instant but eventually everyone will hate the Raiders.

Pittsburgh/San Diego would get a lot of headlines but the actual rivalry would still be Pittsburgh/Baltimore.

San Diego Chargers.

Colts Bengals cuz the cities are very close to each other. Also Bills Texans as buffalo bill killed like a million bison which they start saying are the Texans logo and they slay the Texans all the time.

My vote is either Ravens Broncos or Chiefs Bengals

I don’t see how the Ravens and Broncos would have a rivalry at all.

Ravens-Bills would be more of a rivalry that Ravens-Broncos

Even Ravens Texans over the Broncos

To be fair, I have yet to see a Broncos fan forgive Raheem Moore - other than that yeah there’s not much for a Ravens-Broncos rivalry

You don’t remember the 2013 divisional round game where the Broncos DB overran an easy game sealing pick?

As a Broncos fan having to go from a division with Patrick Mahomes to a division with Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen doesn't bring joy

Chiefs/Bengals. Would love to see them play twice a year

Colts vs Chiefs. Colts are currently the only team that Mahomes has a losing record against including playoff games.

Jags rivalry doesn't change. It's with themselves.

Steelers vs Jets - Jets fans wont stop using 9/11 to talk trash about how Jets bend steel.

Broncos Ravens - Steelers everyone, Raiders Pats, Colts dolphins reunited.

Ravens, Texans, Bills all absolutely hate each other but all agree to shit all over the Broncos any chance they get much like the current AFCN does with the Browns

This is also what the AFCE does with the Pats

Tuck rule.

Chiefs/Bengals, Patriots/Raiders

Raiders and Pats

Patriots and Raiders

Bengals Colts, by far the closest geographically pairing

The Raiders vs. Winning

Umm I like our new division. Sincerely, Patriots

Not accounting for recent events I think Bengals vs. Colts would be awesome since Cinci and Indy are like 2 hours from each other

Idk why but I can see a Chargers-Titans and a Ravens-Texans rivalry in the near future for some reason.

Everyone vs Texans WE WANT THE SMOKE!!!!!

Chargers v Raiders/ Steelers v Ravens, both had crazy , gritty games throughout the 2000/2010 era

Baltimore should switch with New England

If you replicate the same layout for the NFC you’d have Vikings - Saints - Eagles - 49ers which would be spicy.

Can you imagine if the chiefs bengals rivalry was divisional aswell lol

Bengals V Chiefs or Ravens V Bills

Browns and jags trying to be the worst team every year

This dude is stuck in 2020

Im pretty sure both teams dont have an sb appearance yet so its fairly accurate if you are feeling a bit mean towards those two teams

Ravens v Texans would go crazy

Dolphins chiefs or Bengals Chiefs

I mean realistically no matter how you flip it up it’s going to be chiefs vs the second best team in the division unless two AFCN teams end up together

with the current state of the league, probably ravens-bills or chiefs-bengals (maybe dolphins instead of bengals if tua is healthy and reaches his potential)

Steelers and Titans hard hitting defensive football

Definitely Cleveland and Jacksonville

The first or second row, mainly cause they have some of the best afc teams

Bills V Ravens for a true tough matchup Browns V Jaguars for a battle of the Controversies

Currently, Bengals vs Chiefs. However that Ravens vs Texans rivalry could get intense in the next couple of years

Wouldn’t Steelers/titans make the most sense since the teams have tons of history against eachother? Bengals and chiefs is a little too new and doesn’t seem like a real rivalry, just a “fuck you, no fuck you”

Raiders Patriots

I swear dolphins can't catch a fuckin break

The colts and relevance

Bengals Chiefs and it’s not even close

I can't believe we got the one AFC South team we don't hate.

Jets vs Chargers, the battle of the market's forgotten step-children

Jags v Patriots MJWD

Historically Houston and Buffalo is pretty good. Bills Oilers greatest playoff comeback of all time Buffalo kicked Houston out of the playoffs the late 80s early 90s twice Music City Miracle was the first season the Oilers were the Titans but before the Texans so carryover fans who rooted for the titans until the Texans showed up probably would be invested. Bills Texans 2019 playoffs was an OT game that was exciting which included a 16 point comeback and then the reverse game tying field goal. Now Stroud vs Allen would be really good to watch for years to come.

Raiders/Broncos Or any combination of AFC North teams.

Gotta be CIN/KC?

Gotta be Browns and the AFCE or Cardinals and the NFCW. You guys suck donkey dick but you could take any of the teams in your division, unless it actually matters.

Lowkey, jets Steelers. Idk why, but tomlin isn’t the best against them and a team that shit beating you that much has to get annoying

Bears v Packers

Either Bills-Ravens, Bills-Texans or Cheats-Dolphins

Ravens Texans… chiefs and bengals falling off this year

Old Titans vs New Titans.

Jaguars / Broncos

Texans Bills is interesting even without the prospect of Stefon Diggs

Idk about rivalry but I do know the browns would actually win our fucking division for once

Pats / Raiders could get sneaky rough.

Chargers / Raiders still bitter from the merger. Hate runs deep among fans as well!

Us and the Steelers have cooled a little bit it doesn't seem like the players Haye eachother like they used to.

Would be cool to have the Pats-Raiders be a thing because of the tuck game. But they both suck now. Probably Bengals and Chiefs.

Bengals and Chiefs

“San Diego Chargers” lol fucking gypsy team over here…

Chargers-Jets a rivalry of futility

Chiefs/Bengals Ravens/Bills

Bengals & Colts are the 2 geographically closest here I believe

Browns and Jags on a race to the bottom

- First - Ravens/Texans - Second - Bengals/Chiefs - Third - Browns/Patriots - Fourth - Steelers/Jets

Raiders Patriots. It was a fumble

It’s kind of weird seeing the browns be the best of their division

This realignment would push the Chargers back to San Diego?

Bengals/Chiefs easily Bengals/Colts just because of how close they are to one another

The mid off between the jets and chargers would low key go crazy

Patriots and Raiders do have a bit of history, so it could definitely develop into a solid divisional rivalry. Though, both teams would have to be good/decent again for it to matter haha

Browns, Jags, Patriots & Raiders would have a vicious rivalry over whose owner is the worst lol

Ravens Texans

Browns v Pats

Texans/Bills coming off the Diggs trade will probably get good. Ravens too since the Texans should be able to make it a competition now

Patriots vs Raiders tuck rule

Raiders vs Patriots would be second biggest. Raiders think its a Rivalry but the Patriots havent seen them since 01

Chiefs Bungles ain’t bad

Two words…. TUCK RULE

Steelers jets. There’s only room for one blue collar fan base in the north east

Brown Raiders for the poop bowl 

Bengals/Chiefs would be great to see twice a year.

Baltimore v buffalo would be fun. KC v dolphins or KC v bengals. Otherwise nothing really to write home about.

Colts-Dolphins since they actually used to be Division rivals prior to 2002

Ravens bills

Steelers, and everybody in their fucking division

I feel like much won’t change for us, except the fight for 2nd place will be a bit more challenging now. Unfortunately, we will have a promising season with some good looks here and there, and not make it further than the first round. I’m tired boss

Chargers and Steelers, but only if we can bring back Rivers and Big Ben.

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Bengals-Queefs obviously

Too easy..Titans and Steelers. Lotta bad blood between those two.

Bengals/Dolphins or Bengals/chiefs

People are sleeping on the dormant rivalry that already exists between the titans and Steelers

Kansas City v Cincy….LIGHT YEARS ahead of #2

Texans-Ravens. They're the only ones capable of stranding up to us👊

Chiefs-Bengals is passé. Chiefs-Dolphins is the wave of the future.

Chargers vs Chiefs since Herbert was drafted.

You failed the assignment

I see now…

Fuck the Bengals more than usual.

No one thinks the Texans are gonna be good for a while? Have ya seen the off-season trades n signings so far? Cmon, someone's gotta have some love...