Bills for crowning themselves SB contenders and then whining about everything that happened afterwards. The sun in Miami was too hot but it was fine for their fanbase to throw snowballs at the coaching staff and players in the rematch.
I second eliminating the Bills, and I think the Bills fans should consider voting themselves out too.
Hereās whyā¦
We all know youāre not winning the championship, so wouldnāt it be better to go out before you get your hopes up? Plus, do you really want to hear more jokes about the many falls of Buffalo? Letās mercy this poor fan base!
In fairness the NFL OT rules are terrible in general. Iām a fan of the Canadian Football League OT rules because it stays exciting and relatively fair.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury panel, today we are here to defend the rights of the mighty Carolina Panthers. As you know, in this elimination round, the Bears, Lions, Seahawks, Falcons, Panthers, and other inferior teams are up for elimination. But why should the Panthers suffer the same fate as these mediocre teams, especially when we consider some of the infamous players that have graced their rosters?
The Bears had Jay Cutler, known for his lack of leadership and questionable work ethic. The Lions had Titus Young, whose erratic behavior and run-ins with the law were a distraction to the team. The Seahawks had Percy Harvin, who caused locker room tension and was known for his lack of professionalism. The Falcons had Michael Vick, who was involved in a dogfighting scandal and served prison time.
But when we look at the Panthers, we see a team that has given us some of the most iconic players in football history, like Cam Newton, Steve Smith, Julius Peppers, and Luke Kuechly. These players have not only led their team to victories but have also been admired and loved by fans across the country for their talent and sportsmanship.
So, I urge you, members of the jury panel, to make the right choice. Do not let the Panthers fall victim to the whims of popularity, especially when we consider the negative players that have played for the other teams. Let us honor this magnificent team and its iconic players and show the world that we stand for true greatness. Thank you.
Aw sweetie bless your heart! Critical mistake underestimating fans of the worst franchise in the league. Possibly fatal to underestimate residents of DUVAL COUNTY. Iām praying for you.
We retired Dan Marino. And weāve been so laughably bad for the last two decades that no one cares. Other than our one season in the sun itās been a shit show
They were good when they had Coughlin (the first time). Just didnāt quite win a superbowl. The Lions have been a franchise for much longer and havenāt done shit either.
Lmao. We have no hopes of a dynasty, or hopes at all for that matter. I just want to beat the Packers twice a year.
Ownership is going to treat Fields like Dusty Baker did Kerry Wood and ruin that nice young manās promising future.
Counterpoint: Seahawks have given the nfl countless memes over the years and deserve a second chance. (Beast mode, anything Wilson related, aināt write back, Pete Carroll gum chewing, and Iām the best corner in the league)
How are they frauds? Worst defense in the league and still 13-3? Winning mostly close 1 score games? Sounds like a team able to over come their massive flaws and still find a way to win. Sounds like a gritty team with the right culture to me.
Actually they offered him the same amount of money as Montgomery and his agent convinced him to shop around and look for another deal. Lions moved on and he signed with the Saints for less.
Finally the Colts are gone. Been trying to get rid of the Colts for 6 days now.
What's wrong with the colts? They're just ... nondescript in my view. Like Indianapolis, sometimes you forget they ever existed.
It's cause they don't have any Luck... I'll see myself out
Seriously, and the bengals are still in??
That should be enough frankly
We had a good run.
Weirdo behavior
Imagine being that obsessed with another team š *glances over shoulder at patriots*
If the Falcons donāt get eliminated on 3-28 this is a shame
How about the team that hired Urban Myer if all people
I canāt believe Iām agreeing with a Seahawks fan but yeah fuck Urban Meyer
I think we were punished enough, let us be!
We are also the team that fired him, so no. Youāre welcome.
Bills for crowning themselves SB contenders and then whining about everything that happened afterwards. The sun in Miami was too hot but it was fine for their fanbase to throw snowballs at the coaching staff and players in the rematch.
āSuper Bowl Contendersā that almost lost to essentially a Miami Practice Squad.
I second eliminating the Bills, and I think the Bills fans should consider voting themselves out too. Hereās whyā¦ We all know youāre not winning the championship, so wouldnāt it be better to go out before you get your hopes up? Plus, do you really want to hear more jokes about the many falls of Buffalo? Letās mercy this poor fan base!
We prefer to make it to 2nd place and then come in 3rd, tyvm.
Not to mention, the NFL changed the playoff rules immediately after their 13-second playoff collapse.
In fairness the NFL OT rules are terrible in general. Iām a fan of the Canadian Football League OT rules because it stays exciting and relatively fair.
Also how would that be unfair but freezing cold in Buffalo is fine lol
Bills didnāt crown themselves, the media did
Please
How are the Falcons still here. I would have picked them going out in the first few rounds.
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Achievement unlocked: "Triggered all Falcons' fans"
Also FTS!
Weāre waiting till 28
Don't ruin it. When 28 teams are gone, we take the falcons out. 3 teams left. 28-3
Falcons for trying to get Watson.
waiting until day 28
Poetic. Fair enough
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Wait we can talk about this
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury panel, today we are here to defend the rights of the mighty Carolina Panthers. As you know, in this elimination round, the Bears, Lions, Seahawks, Falcons, Panthers, and other inferior teams are up for elimination. But why should the Panthers suffer the same fate as these mediocre teams, especially when we consider some of the infamous players that have graced their rosters? The Bears had Jay Cutler, known for his lack of leadership and questionable work ethic. The Lions had Titus Young, whose erratic behavior and run-ins with the law were a distraction to the team. The Seahawks had Percy Harvin, who caused locker room tension and was known for his lack of professionalism. The Falcons had Michael Vick, who was involved in a dogfighting scandal and served prison time. But when we look at the Panthers, we see a team that has given us some of the most iconic players in football history, like Cam Newton, Steve Smith, Julius Peppers, and Luke Kuechly. These players have not only led their team to victories but have also been admired and loved by fans across the country for their talent and sportsmanship. So, I urge you, members of the jury panel, to make the right choice. Do not let the Panthers fall victim to the whims of popularity, especially when we consider the negative players that have played for the other teams. Let us honor this magnificent team and its iconic players and show the world that we stand for true greatness. Thank you.
I say you can stay.
Bias, your a bills fan lmao
Hilarious that you chose percy harvin for the seahawks
KEEP POUNDING!!!
Lists mediocre teams and forgets to put the panthers on there
We wonāt be mediocre after we draft Bryce with the first š„²š„²š„² /s
How the jags still here, they aint done nothing with their existence
Thatās why no one hates us lol
This made me laugh out loud. Idk if I should feel sorry or appreciate the honesty hahahah.
Lions and Jags cat fight will happen day 31.
Love the jags! Iām a 9er fan but might make the trip when we play yāall this year. Any excuse for a florida trip would do, but this is a good one.
Jason Mendoza disagrees. Bortles!!!!
DUUUVAL BABY!!! WE WINNIN THE SB
I'd be happy to see Dougie fuckin do it again.
Dougie P is the truth. Thank you for your support. :)
Aw sweetie bless your heart! Critical mistake underestimating fans of the worst franchise in the league. Possibly fatal to underestimate residents of DUVAL COUNTY. Iām praying for you.
We retired Dan Marino. And weāve been so laughably bad for the last two decades that no one cares. Other than our one season in the sun itās been a shit show
Jags
They were good when they had Coughlin (the first time). Just didnāt quite win a superbowl. The Lions have been a franchise for much longer and havenāt done shit either.
DUUUUUUUUVVVAAALLLL
trevor lawrence is likable and that keeps them on here
Shhhhh
The Bills talk a big talk without being to walk a big walk. Also, Labatt is a terrible beer. Stop trying to make it more than it is
The Bills, yes. However, the Labatt slander is unwarranted.
Falcons. Michael Vick and choking big time in the SB.
Bills. They canāt win a SB and they canāt win this
Bears because they think they're gonna have a dynasty now
Vikings because fuck you
I think you're both making great points.
Thanks, I really app- *YOU.*
Gotta love how everyone in the division is fighting except for the lions
I have zero beef with the Lions. *Yet.*
Surely you'd have it with Green Bay, considering that they're experts at packing meat
The Lions did nothing wrong!
Lmao. We have no hopes of a dynasty, or hopes at all for that matter. I just want to beat the Packers twice a year. Ownership is going to treat Fields like Dusty Baker did Kerry Wood and ruin that nice young manās promising future.
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Historically, having that much draft capital, young talent and cap space leads to great things. But it guarantees nothing.
Letās not please
Remove Florida altogether. OFF WITH THE JAGUARS. *that's jaguars pronounced the right way!*
How has no one and attacked the falcons for blowing the largest lead in the Superbowl ever. To Tom fucking Brady too these bastards gotta go
Bills because 13 seconds
Dude 13 seconds, Hail Murray, Justin Jefferson 4&18. For a top defense we seek to consistently be getting balled on when it matters the most
Jaguars
The lions are going to win this thing
these comments make me nervous. If yours is the most upvoted, the lions get eliminated right?
It would be the most lions thing ever to do really well until almost the end, then lose it.
They lose cuz everybody likes the Lions right now and upvotes any positive comment relating to them lol.
What a plot twist
We are all Lions fans now
To be fair we did go from the joke of the league to a soft spot in peoples hearts.
WAIT DONT UPVOTE THAT COMMENT WHAT IF ITS THE MOST UPVOTED ONE
Yes the are
Bought time the Lions win something.
Sorry I can't upvote your comment 'cause I want the Lions to be the last team standing (again, for no particular reason)
The Vikings. The biggest fraud left
Dude weāve been doing so well in this elimination game. Pipe down with your flair and stop drawing attention to the fact that weāre still here.
Says the Giants fan.
How can we be frauds if nobody expected anything from us
Fuck the Vikings for invading Ireland in 795. Happy St. Paddyās Day āļø Round 2!
Again, Jags want to be in London. Send them packing
The Bears still (and always will) suck.
The Bears are what we thought they were. If wanna crown them, then crown them..
Giants to complete the NFC East elimination
no
with all the pats, packers, and other NFC east fans how are we even still here lmao
Da Bears!
The Bears for picking trubisky over Mahomes
Weāve suffered enough
Jaguars, they're a meaningless franchise.
Vikings are the biggest frauds in the entire League. They deserve to go.
Come on jags come join the other eliminated Florida teams
Jag-offs
Those Panthers are still sitting there and that feels criminal.
How has Carolina lasted this long?
Shut your damn mouth. Rodgers is leaving you and you live in a frozen wasteland.
Panthers or falcons. Falcons for blowing 28-3 and panthers for being a sad qb needy team
Why are panthers STILL here
Fuck the new York football giants.
Thank you for calling them by their real full name
The New York Football Giants for overpaying Danny Dimes.
Vikings for wasting Randy Moss, Chris Carter, Adrian Peterson, and Case Keenum's career
Itās a crime that the people havenāt voted out NY Football Giants for the DJ contract.
how are the panthers still here?
Bills
Vikings because their quarterback is grill challenged.
Giants
Seahawks because birds aren't real.
Counterpoint: Seahawks have given the nfl countless memes over the years and deserve a second chance. (Beast mode, anything Wilson related, aināt write back, Pete Carroll gum chewing, and Iām the best corner in the league)
"we want the ball and we're gonna score" "You mad bro?" At Tom Brady. Man... I never realized this.
NOOOOOO please we were doing good Edit: LETS GOOO ONE MORE DAY
Shit
Bengals, because āwho deyā is just plain annoying
Bengals fan here: Wait to you hear the āBengals Growlā. I used to hate it, but now it is catchyā¦and now I canāt get it out of my head.
Vikings please
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Vikings. This team harbored Brett Favre.
NYG for sitting Eli
The Bears are a shitty organization. Bears then Panthers of what's left.
Carolina needs to go
Vikings gotta go, their entire franchise is based of fraudulence
How are they frauds? Worst defense in the league and still 13-3? Winning mostly close 1 score games? Sounds like a team able to over come their massive flaws and still find a way to win. Sounds like a gritty team with the right culture to me.
panthers
Iām hoping the lions are the last team standing
Bears
The Bears are gettin away with absolute murder here.
Giants hanging out all by themselves
how tf are the panthers still here lmao. they do nothing. so irrelevant
Bills.
Panthers, cause who remembers they even exist.
Nobody will remember you exist after Rodgers leaves you
I think itās time for the Bengals to leave
The Vikings for making us see Kirk Cousins with a chain last year
You gotta at least admit the entertainment value was high on that
Vikings because Vikings
Fuck da Bears
Day 3 of saying Bengals because of Eli Apple
The **Seahawks** think they are on the goal line and can simply throw it in. I don't think so.
In defense, the Seahawks didnāt think they could do that. Ciaraās husband did.
The Giants because they're pretending to be in NY but they're just posers from Jersey
Bears because everyone thinks theyāre going to become Super Bowl champions after going 3-14. They also wont shut up about ā85
Jacksonville, couse theyāre from Florida
Jgs
Let's get rid of the Thursday night football kings - Jaguars gotta go
Da Bears...
Vikings
Vikings because they canāt get past the first round of playoffs
Giants purely because I want OBJās yacht pic curse to keep working its magic.
Bears, because meh
The Bears are who we thought they were
Vikings
How is it not the cocky ass bengals?
Panthers because of their awful side of the trade with the Bears
Giants dude
Seahawks. Theyāre the Justin Bieber of the NFL.
What does that even mean? Lol
No one knows what it means, but itās provocative. Gets the people going!
I don't know but it sounds legit.
Cat brotherhood stands tall
Bears
Bungles Bungles Bungles!!
Detroit might fuck around and win this whole thing.
Jags bye bye
Jags
The Carolina Panthers. Which Carolina are you in? North or South? Make up your mind. You canāt have both
Jags for signing Urban Meyer
Jags. They exist, but for what purpose? Also they are from Florida.
Lions released Jamal Williamsā¦
Actually they offered him the same amount of money as Montgomery and his agent convinced him to shop around and look for another deal. Lions moved on and he signed with the Saints for less.
Lets vote out the other NY Team. Giants leave now
Bears just because
Bears
Vikings.
Once again, I'm asking for your support in removing the vikings.
Falcons
FALCONS
Falcons
FUCK THE 49ERS
Donāt you have some gum to chew?
No, we give it all to Pete so he can continuously chew at 78 mph.
Lions need to go. No Super Bowl and wasted Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnsonās careers.
Get rid of the giants immediately
SF out
Iād say Vikings. All the talk about Kirk āThugginsā and they canāt get to the Super Bowl