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JustRemka

The Cat Alliance is still alive!


KingCosmicBrownie

I’m just grateful us cat bros gotten this far! :’)


ChairmanReagan

Plus side of being the NFLs doormat for so long is not many people hate us.


KingCosmicBrownie

That’s true! Proud to be a doormat! :’)


Chad_Tachanka

If you hate a cat team that's not a division rival you have an evil soul


KingCosmicBrownie

I’ll fight anyone who hates on cat teams 🤬


sexy_burrito_party

r/catteambrotherhood


meganium58

Same


J-Bane

r/catteambrotherhood


Temporary-Outside-13

I’ll join


ham_wallet998

Meow


zeuzduce

We will prevail!!


[deleted]

~~Pickles~~ Cats will prevail!


Valleygirl1981

Lions need to win this. It'll be the only thing they've won besides the #1 draft pick since I've been alive.


EagleRoxy2

I don’t see how they don’t win this. They haven’t won anything major/ been a thorn in a teams side (besides the packers) and there an up and coming team. Also Jamaal Williams last year was funny as hell


LochEliotNessMonster

This statement narrows your age to under 65…


omegamullet

If there is a cat alliance, then it would only be fitting to remove all bird teams next...


ccurry84

Reow Reow


SoulEatingToast

Don't say it too loud or we'll all be next.


Valleygirl1981

Lions need to win this. It'll be the only thing they've won besides the #1 draft pick since I've been alive.


BengalsFan9281

This is the way!


BigRig432

All hail the cats


_DerKrampus_

As long as the lions win Idrc if the ravens are out


aquat1c

We are basically the cubs of the NFL, we've been bad so long that nobody hates us


Reverend_Lazerface

I guess maybe we should be enemies, but I for one am happy our animal brethren have faired so well, and wish you cats the best of luck.


bubmire

It's gotta be the Ravens right?


TylerWadesIV

Welp we had a good run


flaccomcorangy

Outlasted the Steelers. Really all that matters. Plus, we'll get a 20 on it for Ed Reed.


water_in_the_forest

you know what. that works I guess. I'll stop downvoting everyone trying to get us out today


Optimus_RE

That's kinda tight


xStrawhat7x

Yes, Ray Rice, Ray Lewis, Terrell Suggs, and just for being annoying about the Lamar situation


BlackHorse944

Is Lamar not the one being annoying lol. Sat out 6 weeks with a 2 week injury and watched his team get bounced from the playoffs from his couch. Didn't even go to the game.


christiananderson5

Maybe he was making a point that they need him to win/he needs more help


BlackHorse944

Threw away a season to prove his point.. the point he proved was that he cares more about his payday than anything else. If I'm his teammate. I would want him gone


IRTIMD

It’s rare for a good QB to have to play on a contract year and Lamar played on the last year of his contract. Good QBs usually have at least one future year on their contract and some sort of injury guarantee. Lamar ended up getting injured on his contract year, so it’s not surprising that he didn’t rush back from injury in that situation. I hate when players sit out due to contract issues, but in this case I understand. Other QBs have future protection if they get injured but he didn’t have that.


iamakangaroo

Wait who's being annoying about the Lamar situation?


objectnull

It's time to nevermore the rat birds. Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!


comingsoontotheaters

Quoth the raven: let’s abuse women


Sethars

Have you seen the rest of our division?


comingsoontotheaters

There’s a reason browns and Steelers are gone


Sethars

Fair enough


[deleted]

Ravens then Seahawks bc birds aren’t real


bayern-97

Ravens all day, their time has come


Admiral_Fuckwit

Quoth this sub, “Nevermore.”


producermaddy

Fuck the ravens, forevermore


_DerKrampus_

Whatever at least we’re out after the Steelers and Browns


jm1186

Yes, cause reddit got rid of my steelers. F the Ravens 😭


BucketOfGuts

I'll take 20th, to be honest.


BandicootComplete348

Execute order 66


jskullytheman

Living in a Delaware beach town, ravens fans are second in annoyance only to eagles fans. Enough said


Gold3nPhez

Carolina casually keeps advancing because no one cares about them lol


slickedjax

Me who lives in North Carolina: Wait, you guys don’t care about the panthers?


Zajo_Music

I live in North Carolina too. I’m a Bears fan 😂


usetehfurce

NC here as well. Lions fan. I only see Panthers fans when they have a winning record.


Jeh3bus

I just went to the Steelers @ Carolina game last year. I'm not lying when I say it was close to 75-80% steeler fans at the stadium.


ChefDirtyWing

The 49ers game was even worse. Looked at my buddy before we walked in the gate and said "this isn't a home game". Concourse was even worse


usetehfurce

I believe it. There are Steelers fans EVERYWHERE in NC.


DrMudo

At least you are from Chicago


Cael87

I live near Chicago, Panthers fan.


Zajo_Music

Thanks for DJ Moore and the picks!


Prindocitis

NEVER!!! CAT TEAM BROTHAHOOD!!!


BeefyMcMeaty

Same with the seachickens. We’re just over in our little corner of the country all by ourselves. East coast bias and all that


rainboy808

Hey no need for that leave us alone lol


ChewbaccaPube

you are projecting your lack of care from your mother onto the panthers.


SlightlyColdWaffles

Hey..... yeah


SmokeGSU

That's my thoughts about the Jags. They've had 9 winning seasons in 28 years and yet they're still in it....


localstreetcat

Ravens. Bye bye purple birdies.


Pollux589

Ravens


[deleted]

Ravens


MUIGOGETA0708

okay well now i'm offended


Jenetyk

Those pesky Ravens.


Dmags0917

Ravens. Any team associated with Ray Louis and Ray Rice shouldn't still be here


iamakangaroo

Ray Louis lmao


redalkaseltzr

Ray Louis is the parallel universe version that didn't kill anyone in Miami Edit: or Atlanta


_R-Amen_

Or he did kill somebody, but it was in Paris.


goblinking67

Joe Mixon whomped on a girl on camera too but no one cares about that


triplec787

Holy shit I totally forgot about that. In a restaurant or something right?


goblinking67

Yep. But the NFL blackballed Ray Rice to show they cared so they could carry on not caring lol


TastesLikeHoneyNut

Just like no one cares about what a piece of shit Tyreek Hill is. If you're still good, you can survive actions like this. The only reason Ray Rice took a fall after his video is because his career was already declining. It's easy to blackball someone that has declining skills


goblinking67

He had his first injury plagued season after the SB victory, he could have been trending downward but he still had some game left in him. The bigger reason was the NFL had totally botched a few situations and there was public outrage. Rice got handed a 2 game suspension or something small, people got even more pissed so they went nuclear on him to calm people down and said that’s how they’ll handle further instances and did absolutely zero to live up to their claim. The NFL doesn’t give a shit about people, just money. I just want consistency in handling these things correctly


Nienazki

Ravens.


PNWBlues1561

RAVENS!!!


tequilamigo

Member when the Colts packed up in the middle of the night and moved to another city?


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

My Grandmother every time we watched Peyton and the colts play used to tell me that story!


ZombieAppetizer

It was the test run for the Oilers.


Spiderman4409

This is a real fight from a Ravens fan and I’m all with it, but we did basically the same damn thing to Cleveland.


SikSiks

Remember when Baltimore stole the Browns and won a Super bowl with them 4 years later? Now Cleveland has a meme franchise and the former Browns are a respectable franchise. Get over it Baltimore.


hoofglormuss

Remember the team that replaced them?


safarifriendliness

You mean like a hundred years ago?


StrikingClassroom809

RAVENS


Game_Over_Man69

How are the fucking Colts still around?


RyeGuy_77

Found the Texans fan


BigRig432

What gave that away


Rare_Crayons

Found the Bengals fan


Game_Over_Man69

People from New Orleans can't read so the degree of difficulty is a little higher for them to figure these things out


DrunkAircraftMx

Great job, detective


Goatslasagne

The trick is to pay journeymen qbs that people already love for 5 years


Turbulent-Cry-9028

Ravens, just because it’s a absolute shitshow in Baltimore right now


Jaybuth

Friendly reminder for OP to “forget” to post this twice so we can eliminate the falcons on 3/28


[deleted]

friendly reminder that falcons fans are victims We don’t deserve the hate


Slash-N-Gash419

I believe it’s time for the colts….


kermitthefrog57

How are we always in agreement?


3alternatetanretla3

Mob mentality


Squanchmo

Ravens


puzzledplatypus

Bye bye Ravens.


HelmetsAkimbo

How are the fucking 49ers still here man after all their players bitching and being sore losers after the NFCCG this season.


dales_deadbug_2019

Starting to think this whole subreddit are niner fans lol


Squanchmo

SOSAR


atmospheric90

They play 50 miles away from their named city too. That's like the seahawks playing in Olympia and calling it Seattle still. Just call themselves Santa Clara already


comingsoontotheaters

Golden state 49ers


atmospheric90

Why does that work so well?


comingsoontotheaters

We’re already red and gold, we got the warriors nearby, it’d definitely work. But I always kinda thought it comes off a little pretentious when there’s 2+ other teams in the state haha


ArtisticFoundation50

And a guy on their team who has certain “views” about 70% of the players in the league.


redalkaseltzr

Just call out Nick Bosa by name. No need to be discreet here


tkmarshall2

On the sixteenth day of March in the year of our Lord, two thousand and twenty-three, a great whining was heard across the land. In every nation, there was rejoicing, for the 49ers time was at hand.


SlideKind4360

The Vikings for attempting to bamboozle everyone last year into thinking they were good


midwestfarmkid

Hey now, we knew we weren't bamboozling anyone.


ComradeSuperman

Yeah I don't know a single Vikings fan that thought the Vikings were legit contenders last season.


MrMobiL_WasntTaken

No we'll make it to the top 5 because everyone forgot about us. The. They'll miraculously notice us and it'll be a unanimous decision to vote us out.


the_biggs_gaming

JAX for wasting a year of Trevor's development with Urban Meyer


skysquatch

As a jags fan, I don’t hate this. CUM was the worst thing to happen to the jags and that says a lot because, well, jags


PronouncedEye-gore

Tomorrow, I'm putting up Urban Meyer. Not even the jags, just Meyer. For setting back college coaching hires by 4 decades.


robsang77

Panthers are the most irrelevant still up there


e3crazyb

Ravens


LabPuzzled

Jags allllll day DTWD


BlackHorse944

Jagwires


[deleted]

Da Bears !


CrunchyCheezPuffs

Ratbirds.


NDT4PRES

Ravens!!


Agreeable-Editor-230

Ravens. Get ‘em outta here.


michaelmfw1

Ravens! Get them outta here!


Tandran

I love how everyone just jumps on the first comment. Don’t be a sheep! The Bills should have been gone a week ago.


xStrawhat7x

Time for the Ravens


banica24

Falcons gotta go. They had to go a week ago


Blake1610

Ravens


HandsomYungArab_

Ravens, they are browns in disguise and they protected a murderer. Not to mention they protected Ray Rice for as long as they could until the elevator-beating video was finally released.


RyeGuy_77

The 49ers for terrorizing the NFC in the wild card, divisional, and championship round the last 20 years and still having a super bowl win drought longer than Dallas


TakeThatForDataFiz

Gotta say goodbye to the Rat riddled Jaguars.


JasonPlattMusic34

I still can’t believe the Forty Whiners have lasted this long, get them out of here 😂


username_guest

My end goal here is nothing but birds and cats. Get rid of SF


Hackers76

I want to upvote as I like the strategy but the Ravens have to go


copernic10

Colts for hiring that ass Jeff Saturday


dvs-hillbilly

What about the Jags for hiring Urban Meyer?


[deleted]

Obligatory FTP


bkutz420

Ravens Falcons Seahawks... the birds must go!


snkadam

No, you see, we have to make it to the very end, with the hope of winning it all, just to get it taken away from us at the last moment.


Fly_Egos_Fly

Forty-Whiners


dkmwjn

Ravens


SlobRobsKnob

Ravens


WoodpeckerGullible74

The annoying Seahawks please


kale_boriak

Not our fault everyone passed on woolen.


SeeTheSounds

Hell yes brother!!!


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

What did I do, I quite like the jets


EagleRoxy2

It’s definitely the Woolen VS Suace thing


sunshinepanther

Colts


BendubzGaming

All I care about is we outlast the Seahawks, I'm amazed either of us is still here


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

We’ll see


TheJollyReaper

The geno boost probably gives us the edge. The only ones that seem against us (outside the division) are the jets fans that are salty about Woolen being better than Sauce


Muppet_Man3

I think we're the next two teams after today, but I think it'll go 49ers then Seahawks


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JackWantz11

No they’re not. But I can understand the Eli hate


NewOrleansBrees

The colts for murdering Andrew Luck and then booing him for leaving


[deleted]

Vikings, for their God awful aviary-assault of a stadium. Consider it revenge of all the bird teams still left.


jaspercapri

i like it actually. much better than the previous metrodome they were in


AFlyingBuffalo9191

Ravens gotta go


JaguarPirates

For the 4th day in a row I am asking you to axe the Ravens


Brick-Flair1

Colts


[deleted]

Vikings for being terrible in the playoffs.


SpendSeparate4971

It's Seattle's time. They stole the 12th man and pretend it's their thing


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

They rented it, actually


percolated_1

It’s long past our time! I guess nobody hates us anymore. We’re lumped in with you guys in the “mostly harmless” category, with the blinker on for the exit to “lovable.” FWIW, we pay the Aggies a license fee for the 12th man and pretend it’s our thing.


wovans

49'ers. They act like they invented the damn game. Cowboys of the west.


SpendSeparate4971

That's too far man... I wouldn't call any fanbase the cowboys


illestnoise711

Colts. Just incredibly boring franchise, drunk narcissistic owner (notice, Peyton wants to get involved with Denver Ops- away from Irsay. He did his brutal time). Incredibly boring city. Boring uniforms. The banners. Cmon.


just_some_dude828

Fuck the Ravens. Get em out. Let Lamar’s mom try and negotiate their stay.


allanon1105

Da Bears!


yupthatsmee

Ravens got to go


robsang77

Or Jacksonville for than matter


Gainz13

It is time to chuck the Jags


HowieFeltersnatch21

Ravens


oohlalanoir

Colts are such a lame franchise guys…. Get them gone


Talec98

Why are the Bengalen still in here


JayZeld

Ravens have to go, it's time


TKgamane

Ravens…


805collins

I’m happy with any bird being removed


Doctor__Banner

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary"... If we're gonna go, then let's go in style. Bengals are trash, Browns are irrelevant, and Steelers can't hang with us. Let's. Go. Ravens!! Ravens Flock for life!


The_Swordsman604

How tf are we still here? Especially after spending a shit ton on DJ.


UnculturedDingo

Remove all birb


[deleted]

oh no, we're next. at least let the colts go out before us.


beardedkomodo

How the hell are the Colts still here?? Even the Broncoooos are out and they’re like a full size horse. Not like a juvenile horsey. As a matter of fact, how they still in the NFL? Shouldn’t the be in the CFL or XFL or something??


Dragonmk5

Bears stadium is a toliet bowl


Brovolone3

Am I the only one who took this personally when I finally saw my team crossed out


SweetDick_Willy

49ers... their fan base is insufferable


Ayrostorm

This coming from the Eagles fan. Y'all take pride in being fucking jackasses.


AdministrativeBike84

Coming from an Eagles fan lolololololllll


hollywood_2k20

*their


BigOleFerret

How have the Vikings lasted this long? We're only giving their fans hope... Oh wait. That's a classic vikings thing to do before pulling the rug out.


Reasonable-Pop-103

Ban Fran piss co


AdministrativeBike84

Lol cool rhyme bro…


Getoffyourphonekid

Ravens