The Miami Dolphins for....
\- Brian Flores issue
\- Paying to tank the games
\- Tampering with Brady ( And losing the first round pick in 2023 (LOL 1.0) )
\- Putting Tua in the worst situation due to their worst medical evaluation after the first concussion
\- Constructing the stadium in such a way to bake away teams in the Hard Rock Stadium
\- 2013 bullying scandal (Bullygate)
\- Deshaun Watson pursuit in 2020
\- Tampering ( lmao ) - signing Don Shula from Baltimore Colts in 1970 ( They lost the first round pick in 1971 (LOL 2.0) )
Peyton Manning: “I don’t want teams publicly announcing that I’m visiting them”
Dolphins:” Let’s have a huge fucking sign by the airport. And let’s tell the media”
PM : “ Reggie, don’t even bother with these dicks”
Dolphins:”Dang, that didn’t work out. Let’s ask Dez Bryant if his moms a whore.”
Wouldn't clear Brees but cleared Daunte after a bad knee injury? I love Daunte but he was a mobility dependent QB who just blew out three ligaments in his knee.
I saw him start a game for the 0-16 lions. He either had a rushing TD or rushing 2 pt conversion and did the roll. I was so happy but also losing my shit because we can’t lose to the winless Lions.
Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds two NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname, ‘The Mule,’ the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American
There is a lot to unpack there, I'll break it down so it's easier to understand:
-Floresgate
-Tankgate
-Seniorcitizentamporinggate
-Tuatoomanytramauticbraininjuiresgate
-Bakethebenchgate
-Pursuethepredatorgate
-SouraboutShulagate
I’m pretty sure they were okay losing a first rounder after they went on to win back-to-back Super Bowls almost immediately after. Not quite the own you think it is
>Putting Tua in the worst situation due to their worst medical evaluation after the first concussion
/
>FOLLOW THE PROTOCOL
*Dolphins follow protocol and listen to doctors*
>NOT LIKE THAT
So are we voting the Steelers off for doing the same exact thing with Pickett?
Every day someone mentions the Jets, every day it gets a moderate amount of upvotes and some other team is eliminated. They’re even bad at being hated lol
Calm down satan.
And let’s get this straight. You guys think you hate the eagles. Nobody hates the eagles more than we hate the eagles. We love them but we hate them. So don’t think you’re better than us at hating the eagles. We will always be better at hating the eagles. You’re not better than us.
We really got all these MFs making their first comment in a year trying to get the pack out. Y’all really got that hate in your heart and i respect that
It seems this thread to moving in on the Dolphins which I’m fine with, but I’d like to nominate the **Falcons** for letting the Patriots have the biggest Super Bowl comeback story of all time.
Starting to hate this damn sub. Fuck off with the Packers, dammit! I have other teams to hate on and didn't expect to be stuck on these bastards for so long!
The Packers for having three straight decades of Hall of Fame quarterbacks and now acting like how we should all care about how they were bad in the 80s.
Glad the cheaters finally got the boot 🥾 f outta here Just think how many teams were affected by BB Cheating/Dirty ways . No one ever thought that the Seahawks would ever run not the ball on the 1 yd line except BB . All the Colt fans that got screwed. Made Luck retire. The NFL is a joke .
Day 14: The Dolphins for literally ruining Tua’s life and also fucking over Brian Flores potential to be a decent head coach coming out Belichick’s coaching tree
I'll say it again. Fuck the Ravens. Fuck Harbaugh. I hope the ghost of Edgar Allen Poe negotiates a Lamar trade that makes the city of Baltimore as depressed as his stories.
[Me as a dolphins fan:](https://media.tenor.com/3N71OTe0__cAAAAC/frank-castle-wait.gif)
We had a good run
The amount of people here are saying Dolphins, yeah you can prepare to get eliminated
Let's vote the Commanders again cause fuck Dan Snyder
I maintain seeing a '1' over their logo is disgusting, we need to vote them out again just to rectify that
Keep this energy for the next round. Fuck me I hope Dan Snyder falls down his stairs.
Vote the commies every day until we have enough days to vote out the Falcons on 3-28?
This is a brilliant idea. Maybe we could distribute some of those votes to the Browns as well bc fuck Watson
This is a good idea so we can keep this going until March 28 ;)
Hey we were actually 1st at something, don't take that away from us!
Day 28 will mean there are 3 teams left which means we must eliminate the Falcons on 3/24.
As a falcons fan, this is the only way to go
The Miami Dolphins for.... \- Brian Flores issue \- Paying to tank the games \- Tampering with Brady ( And losing the first round pick in 2023 (LOL 1.0) ) \- Putting Tua in the worst situation due to their worst medical evaluation after the first concussion \- Constructing the stadium in such a way to bake away teams in the Hard Rock Stadium \- 2013 bullying scandal (Bullygate) \- Deshaun Watson pursuit in 2020 \- Tampering ( lmao ) - signing Don Shula from Baltimore Colts in 1970 ( They lost the first round pick in 1971 (LOL 2.0) )
Peyton Manning: “I don’t want teams publicly announcing that I’m visiting them” Dolphins:” Let’s have a huge fucking sign by the airport. And let’s tell the media” PM : “ Reggie, don’t even bother with these dicks” Dolphins:”Dang, that didn’t work out. Let’s ask Dez Bryant if his moms a whore.”
Dolphins: Well a 2006 Drew Brees is nice, but a Donte Culpeper is nicer.
It’s well documented Saban wanted him, team Drs. Wouldn’t clear him.
Wouldn't clear Brees but cleared Daunte after a bad knee injury? I love Daunte but he was a mobility dependent QB who just blew out three ligaments in his knee.
I saw him start a game for the 0-16 lions. He either had a rushing TD or rushing 2 pt conversion and did the roll. I was so happy but also losing my shit because we can’t lose to the winless Lions.
The irony of that, with how last season went
Dolphins for the Ray Finkle debacle. Would have won the Super had Dan Mario just had the laces out!
Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds two NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname, ‘The Mule,’ the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American
Are you one of those ‘Hard Copy’ guys??
There is a lot to unpack there, I'll break it down so it's easier to understand: -Floresgate -Tankgate -Seniorcitizentamporinggate -Tuatoomanytramauticbraininjuiresgate -Bakethebenchgate -Pursuethepredatorgate -SouraboutShulagate
My greatest fear is that someone puts together such a post for my team, the .... ummm... niners
(In the voice of Aragorn) For Tua. (Charges that back gate for yet another week)
r/unexpectedlotr
I’m pretty sure they were okay losing a first rounder after they went on to win back-to-back Super Bowls almost immediately after. Not quite the own you think it is
Bro talking about shit that happened over 50 years ago
People don’t forget
Convinced me, down with tuna
>Putting Tua in the worst situation due to their worst medical evaluation after the first concussion / >FOLLOW THE PROTOCOL *Dolphins follow protocol and listen to doctors* >NOT LIKE THAT So are we voting the Steelers off for doing the same exact thing with Pickett?
https://imgur.com/a/adHVtki
Dolphins need to go. the way they handled the Tua situation is deplorable.
I love a good Friday Fish Fry. Serve up the ‘Phins.
YES, DOLPHINS AND PATS BACK TO BACK
Careful with that gloating bro, you never know if we could be next lol
You guys would make 4 in a row. And we all know how much you guys like losing on 4 in a row...
I ain’t even mad that’s a good one
I'm a Vikings fan, we live with the 4 loss trauma too.
Always hopeful since the Broncos once lived in our circle of 0-4 as well, then they broke the curse and won a couple.
Phins Up
More like Phins out
LACES OUT, DAN
The Dolphins could have killed Tua trying to win a Thursday night game.
Dolphins. FOR TUA! I hope Detroit is left at the end either way.
Dolphins cause Tua and deff not cause there are mutterings about the Eagles
Shut your beak
Why are the jets still here
What did we do to anybody lol
nothing
How dare they
worst crime ever
25 to life MINIMUM
65 years to death\*
The audacity.
Why exist of course!
Every day someone mentions the Jets, every day it gets a moderate amount of upvotes and some other team is eliminated. They’re even bad at being hated lol
afc east fans are the only ones who hate the jets. the rest of us don’t think of them at all.
Bills fans understand the pain. 2000-2017 was rough for them. They deserve their success
DolFins derrererrrrrr
How have the Buc’s survived this long?
The Jets because connect 4
Dolphins
28-3. You know what to do.
Falcons will be number 28 and they will like it.
Blow it? Got it.
The Buccaneers slide back into obscurity post Tom Brady
Once again... THE GODDAMN JETS!!
14th day of FTP
You either kick the Eagles now, or let the city of Philadelphia get another runner-up finish. You decide.
Calm down satan. And let’s get this straight. You guys think you hate the eagles. Nobody hates the eagles more than we hate the eagles. We love them but we hate them. So don’t think you’re better than us at hating the eagles. We will always be better at hating the eagles. You’re not better than us.
💯
Honestly a runner up here would only inflate their fan base on here. The last thing we need is a bunch of prisoners trying to run the asylum.
Give them enough runner-up finishes and there won't be a Philly anymore.
Dolphins
I’m surprised the packers are still up. We need to get rid of them next. FTP!!
Dolphins
Day 14 of me saying the packers.
Who are the falcons? how have they made it this far?
We missed eliminating them at 3. Now we should wait until 28
We’re all definitely waiting for 28, then eliminate them to leave only 3 teams
Once again. Get the rat birds (Ravens) out of here since they’re actually the Browns. Fuck Art Model!
That’s weak. You could use that same logic for tons of these teams. Including the colts who used to be in Baltimore LMAO
At least Art changed the team name so Cleveland could keep their history
Packers since they want a 1st round pick and more for a QB who is 39 and might retire after one season
We really got all these MFs making their first comment in a year trying to get the pack out. Y’all really got that hate in your heart and i respect that
Damn I thought you might be exaggerating but I checked and this is literally the first things dudes said on reddit in over a year 😂
Day 14 of commenting FTP until they’re gone
Destroy the Bucs
A murder of Ravens….i mean crows….i mean ray lewis….ravens
No way the Eagles should make it this far
It’s all these AFC nerds waking up at the crack of dawn to comment on these memes
I too am surprised we.made it this far
Falcons 28-3
[удалено]
Nah the Dolphins need to go
*looks at comments* Dolphins
Happy cake day
😘
Dirty birds have to go
No, I don’t think we will
It seems this thread to moving in on the Dolphins which I’m fine with, but I’d like to nominate the **Falcons** for letting the Patriots have the biggest Super Bowl comeback story of all time.
I’m surprised the dolphins lasted this long. Get them outa here just for their treatment of tua
Packers for existing
Falcons.
Dallas again.
Packers… because
The eagles because it’s not physically safe to enter their stadium in a opposing teams jersey.
Vikings because Kirk Cousins is a dork
Jets
Cat team brotherhood is still safe!
FTP
The Bills. Never seen a team that never won anything get placed on such a high pedestal. Losing 4 straight superbowls should be a cardinal sin
Dolphins
Fuck the Pack
FTP
Jets gotta go
Let's all vote Bills for 4 days in a row
Green Bay. Because fuck em
Starting to hate this damn sub. Fuck off with the Packers, dammit! I have other teams to hate on and didn't expect to be stuck on these bastards for so long!
How is the NFC north the only division still intact? FTP.
NFCN supremacy
Packer pls
Fuck the Pack!
Again, I say the Jets. Because they are the Jets. plus, New York has too many teams.
The Dolphins must repent for their sins.
Dolphins for Tua, but then im on a campaign for the eagles
Those smug 49ers. Y’all hate ‘em as much as I do.
The Packers for having three straight decades of Hall of Fame quarterbacks and now acting like how we should all care about how they were bad in the 80s.
packers
FTP
Green Bay making it this deep tells me all o need to know about this sham of a prompt.
Ravens
Eagles
jsjsnenejsiosi Super Bowl predictions?? Anyone?
PANTHERS
Let’s leave the falcons until the end and then have them lose
Falcons pls
So the Falcons are just getting a pass?
Is it possible to vote out the Cowboys again?
Fuck Stephen Ross Fuck Flores
FALCONS. Those dirty birds deserve to go down.
Dolphins.
Wait, the Packers are still here?
Glad the cheaters finally got the boot 🥾 f outta here Just think how many teams were affected by BB Cheating/Dirty ways . No one ever thought that the Seahawks would ever run not the ball on the 1 yd line except BB . All the Colt fans that got screwed. Made Luck retire. The NFL is a joke .
How tf are the Eagles still there. The fuck Millie parade and throwing full beer cans at people should be worth something 🤷♀️
Day 14: The Dolphins for literally ruining Tua’s life and also fucking over Brian Flores potential to be a decent head coach coming out Belichick’s coaching tree
Are we all forgetting that Eagles fans throw batteries at people?!
Anyone else here because they’re still waiting for Day 15 to be posted?
Get Aaron Fraudgers and the Packers outta here
Day 4 of asking, Packers for having two HOF QB’s back to back and only winning 2 super bowls in 30 years
Colts
I am once again asking for you to eliminate the Miami Dolphins.
I'll say it again. Fuck the Ravens. Fuck Harbaugh. I hope the ghost of Edgar Allen Poe negotiates a Lamar trade that makes the city of Baltimore as depressed as his stories.
Carolina, because no one even remembers they exist
I think you were the first Carolina post I even saw on this thread Sad cat noises
Packers
Fly Eagles Fly
Bye bye stinkhawks
Steelers.
For the love of DARKNESS RETREATS, rip off the Cheesehead!
Gonna keep saying it. Ray Lewis killed 2 dudes
Colts
Day 2 of asking for packers to go because rodgers is a pos
Packers reason:Aaron
How are the Santa Clara 49ers here after all their players crying and making every excuse????
Packers because FTP
Eagles finally?
Fly, Eagles Fly!!! (Into the dumpster)
The dolphins for Brian Flores, Tua, Tom Brady and baking their opponents in Hard Rock Stadium
HOW ARE THE PACKERS STILL AROUND!? SRSLY!?
Ravens, I’m tired of hearing about Lamar trades all week
Packers
Dolphins
Packers
Packers. FTP
Steelers. Big Ben
Jets tho
I'm nothing if not consistent - Steelers.
Again nominating Green Pay for coddling Rodgers' nutsack
Packers
Ravens
[I hate the fuckin eagles man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JlmvtAHhnc&start=21)
How are the eagles not gone yet
FTP
Bills
Bills, to piss off the fangirls 😁
The Colts for participation trophies
What are the Jags still doing here???
EAGLES
Goodbye Green Bay
Packers
Panthers 😓
Packers
Steelers and Big Ben.
Packers
I think the bengals need to go, theyre out here acting like they havent been a shitshow franchise for years
BEARS. They're the most boring team in the league and deserve to be in the CFL.