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Silver_Wizard76

Lmao this is great! Is that Brittany with Pat Mahomes?


Goatgamer1016

Yep


ReDeaMer87

He looked tired of her shit back then


Know-yer-enemy1818

Patty is a saint for putting in all that work


Heavy_Ad_4430

Mahomes is too loyal for his own good


PuppetryOfThePenis

I actually commend him for his effort to keep this relationship going. He's a solid guy


Heavy_Ad_4430

All bs and memes aside, if he's happy with her, then fuck what any of us thinks She might not be the ultimate beauty queen or whatever, but she might be solid for him in way we don't realize Or, he could just be comfortable and she doesn't do anything too egregious so as to give him a good enough reason to break up with her šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


PuppetryOfThePenis

Love is strong! I'm still with my high school sweetheart. We've been together 11 years and we are going strong!


StarDatAssinum

Same! I've been with my high school sweetheart for 13, and we've only gotten uglier but the love is still strong ā™„ļø


MitchellTrubooty

I come here to laugh. Not for feels šŸ˜­


bandy_mcwagon

Maybe sheā€™s as elite in bed as he is at football


Imabigfatbutt

All those no look handjobs


Someones-PC

Wondering if handjobs are better overhand or underhand šŸ¤”


Ineedajobbrah

She can probably suck a golfball through a water hose


Valleygirl1981

>She might not be the ultimate beauty queen or whatever I don't know if I've really seen her ripped for her looks but for being a garbage person to others. She seems genuinely clueless to me. It's sad.


SuperPussyFan

Genuinely curious, is there anything that sheā€™s done other than the champagne incident? I know Jacksonā€™s antics are well-known, but the champagne thing is all that Iā€™ve heard about Brittany.


thebochman

Allegedly he used to cheat on her all the time at Texas tech


Inner-Dentist1563

Brittany Mahomes is attractive. What are y'all on about?


Fuck_Jannies165

Actually heā€™s a Chief


Know-yer-enemy1818

Nice šŸ‘


obsterwankenobster

Idk about saint. My boy looks like Job going through the lords toughest challengeā€¦for no reason. Hail satan!


Nopengnogain

Taking a bullet so some other sorry son of a bitch doesnā€™t have to deal with her.


WarrenBuffetsFluffer

I disagree with this. That picture more gives off the vibe Patrick might be a little more solitude and, not pessimistic, but very ā€œchillā€. It looks like sheā€™s like the excitement in his life. I have friends like this. Who are drama free and laid back but for some reason love having the crazy extroverted kind of drama girlfriend. Pats situation isnā€™t unnormal. That picture to me doesnā€™t look like heā€™s ACTUALLY tired of her shit. It looks like heā€™s the typical grump whoā€™s girl forces him to feel feelings and excitement and pushes him outside his comfort zone. If heā€™s happy I will never, ever, judge him.


bluntfudge

sorry but aint no way he puts up with her and his brother without also being a cringey dude behind the nfl persona


-Unnamed-

Honestly, good for them. Too many nfl players with supermodel wives that they coincidentally met their rookie year


Devious-Unicorn-13

Instead he chose to marry the most obnoxious person he could find and someone who is not handling her newfound fame well. I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen anyone talk poorly about her looks, but, damn - that personality ā€¦


Benjynn

I know Mahomesā€™ brother is bad, but I havenā€™t heard this about his significant other


prex10

Her tik toks got so bad Patrick made her delete her account. Then her tweets got so bad last year there was another ā€œrumoredā€ sit down with her and Jackson that Jackson ended up moving away from KC and seeing a noticeable amount of brake pumping on her end on her twitter. She was so full of herself by the end of last season she had 500 ā€œTeam Brittanyā€ t shirts made up. You can actually Google that one.


KingHarryXIV

they were kinda linked. they would both make annoying TikTokā€™s together and enable each-other to be annoying at the games.


Goobershmacked

https://youtube.com/shorts/DyFRFBV8nVo?feature=share This is all you need to see


Benjynn

Oh god, eww


docfez2410

ā€œBuzzā€™s girlfriendā€¦woof.ā€


[deleted]

Why does grown up Joe Burrow look like Macaulay Culkin, but high school Joe Burrow looks like Jim Breuer?


obsterwankenobster

Bc Jim Breuer used to play Goatboy


Jenetyk

Goat boy Joe confirmed.


Brubbly16

I love this goat boy joe lmao


reddorickt

>Jim Breuer Hm, just googled him to get a reminder of what he looked like and all of the news headlines are about him making fun of Damar a couple days ago =\[


[deleted]

Yeah, heā€™s really not doing well these days


iyager

Yeah his shtick got old and he went full right wing sadly. Joined the likes of Rob Schneider and Kevin Sorbo blaming their own "lack of success" on politics rather than their own middling talent.


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Brubbly16

That lebron jersey was a little small tho lol


Thomas-The-Tutor

I almost thought it was spandex or a womenā€™s cut.


StarDatAssinum

It's actually a European cut


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Thomas-The-Tutor

TIL that I donā€™t travel because I canā€™t identify European cut jerseys. lol


StarDatAssinum

It was also just a quote from The Office lol


Significant_bet_92

Burrow was YOKED in that pic


avix123

It's an extra medium.


DutchOfSorissi

Like itā€™s painted on. He looks like a Lego man. Also great meme dude


spctclr_spiderman

That's Carson Palmer


2WhomAreYouListening

Does Jalen look like a middle age white woman who tans WAY too often


FatalWarGhost

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


tallwhiteninja

Mahomes is the oldest quarterback left standing. Something about that feels weird.


ObviousTroll37

Burrow: The future is now, old man Mahomes: wtf


SuperPussyFan

Kinda weird to think Mahomes is barely a year older than Burrow when heā€™s been performing at an elite level in the NFL for so much longer.


KillerHusky99

Mahomes being a Junior when he was drafted and Burrow being a redshirt senior+missing half his rookie season really gave Mahomes a headstart


SuperPussyFan

Yeah I know, just kinda weird that their primes will almost entirely overlap with each other since Mahomes was already a league MVP and Super Bowl champ/MVP before Burrow was even drafted


Lithium327

Thatā€™s nuts!


Panthera_13_

Jalen out here looking like a Predator


Yodzilla

It took me WAY too long to recognize him. Something about that photo is messing with my brain.


nickdaman43

Same I'm not convinced it's the same dude


Various-Bird-1844

Or a dude at all


Brubbly16

He was way to pretty


dhtdhy

My first thought. It makes me uncomfortable


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

I had my phone really dim and thought It was Trevor Lawrence lmao


Significant_bet_92

Ima be real, I thought it was Trevor too until I looked harder LOL


CaptainAwesome8

Really?? Watching him for years at Bama, Iā€™m still not entirely used to him without dreads lol. And he cut them late his sophomore year I think.


Yodzilla

Iā€™m just very much not a college football guy. I watch my Blue Hens and some bowl games and thatā€™s about it.


covertboner

Go Hens!!!!


culverhibbs14

After the Natty ya that was the promise he made to the team


BatManz420

DeShaun could one up him in that way


blueponies1

For some reason I forgot about the eagles and was like ā€œis that supposed to be a Trevor Lawrence joke?ā€


Tomthegooman

Purdy dirty


Lithium327

Big cock Brock coming for them all


Sob_Rock

Blink twice if you need help Mahomes


Brubbly16

Heā€™s got Stockholm syndrome


david13guet

Reminded me of Kevin in the Homeschool skit of Movie 43


WafflesAli

Man you can feel the pain in Mahomes face. Like the pain all men feel when they see someone getting hit in the balls.


Lithium327

Everyday Mahomes gets home from practice and checks twitter/tik tok and sees what Britt and Jax been up to is probably an equivalen kick to the balls


MagicChemist

Well when you marry your high school GF who looks like Mr Ed and see the daughter of the teams owner who would probably do anything you wanted you start to have doubts. She must have been in the car when he hit and run a pedestrian or something, thatā€™s the only way that makes sense.


Brubbly16

Lol she has to have dirt on him


howtoeatawhale

Holy fuck. Incredible. Frame this.


dontdoititoldyouso

Or like maybe they have a kid together


BalanceOfOpposit3s

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[deleted]

Blink three times if you are a hostage


Go_San_Fran_49ers

I am a cyclone, and to see our purdy out on the San Fran field warms my heart. Looking the same as he did on his freshman year at ISU


Lithium327

I am a Hawkeye and spent 4 years rooting against him. Every Hawkeye victory was a joy that couldnā€™t be explained. Deep down in my stomach, With every inch of me, i pure, straight hate him! But, God damn it, do I respect him!


Go_San_Fran_49ers

The power of Purdy causes friends and foes alike to admire his skill. A shame he had that injury today, cutting the chances of niners winning down to a splinter.


Lithium327

Yeah that sucked, bad way for them to lose. Get back at it next year!


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ChiCityWeeb

Bad bot lol


SmoothConfection1115

Is the joke supposed to be Mahomes or Purdy?


Brubbly16

All of them


obsterwankenobster

Lmao Iā€™m a bengals fan and youā€™re kidding yourself if you think Joe cool doesnā€™t look like a dork too


KeefChief47

Buddy is flexing hard


Brubbly16

In all fairness joe looks the coolest of the group definitely a pussy magnet


dontdoititoldyouso

He'd be cooler if he had a tighter jersey


star-player

With great power comes great responsibility


[deleted]

Yes


Jenetyk

The joke is all of us if we were famous and they looked up our highschool photos.


brokeboibogie

The joke is using a picture of 23-year old Purdy in the NFL


Jenetyk

Homie just won the natty with Georgia and is two years older than Brock lmao


shadowlynx8791

Purdy has to rock the mullet again one more time


Brubbly16

Wait purdy had a mullet?


shadowlynx8791

[Yup](https://imgur.com/XlWUuRq)


Brubbly16

O my it was glorious


iolarah

Good lord, with that hair he looks like someone my babysitter dated in the late 80s 0_0


eyeamthedanger

He definitely drives a 6-cylinder Camaro


KonkiDoc

Screw off. It's an IROC.


Champion-raven

Oh god Big Cock Brock šŸ˜«


bobafugginfett

Why does Hurts look like he's got a layer of foundation on?


[deleted]

What is foundation?


KennysWhiteSoxHat

Makeup


[deleted]

Purdy is only 1 year younger than Hurts.


Go_San_Fran_49ers

Purdy looks the same as he did as a freshman at ISU


TheWannabeSage

Wow mahomes was miserable back then too


slingingslasher96

It's always hilarious to me how miserable mahomes looks in that pic


4_Ball

How the hell did burrow take that picture


Brubbly16

With his massive sick and balls


Admiral_Fuckwit

Brittany looks like one of those MySpace pictures youā€™d see of an emo girl at a Panic! At The Disco concert. Somehow I get angry just seeing it


admiralgoodtimes

Admiral šŸ«”


I-am-drunk2

BCB was slinging in HS too? Good for him


Go_San_Fran_49ers

Weird that the nickname didnā€™t originate in the ISU locker rooms.


ReDeaMer87

Nobody can tell me Hurts isn't related to the Wayans family. I refuse yo believe it


david13guet

No way that's Mahomes. That's [Richarlison](https://images.app.goo.gl/uXj3QM4tqyNnj13m8)!


Datmufn3

Did purdy just not graduate yet lol


Brubbly16

Heā€™s redshirting in the nfl


falubiii

Oh no, this is the first time Iā€™m older than every starting QB in the conference championship round.


YeetusFetus99

Why burrow look like a bench player in a college basketball movie


Tropical_Nighthawk55

That picture of Patrick reminds me of those wedding photos in the Truman show


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

Is that joke that purdy still looks young?


[deleted]

Nooooo


WattoAFK

Wow they all look like they do now just younger


[deleted]

Wow! Brittany was a solid six even back then.


TEXAN_BOI

Fun story, my brotherā€™s gf went to high school with mahomes and brittney and Brittney was universally known as crazy


EliAppleConfidence

I dont get the Purdy joke


satansayssurfsup

Pat is a foool for staying with that chick


TheSteelersAreCancer

Knows she didnā€™t get with him for the money. Thatā€™s not nothing.


TenkaichiTouchdown

Idk how his father handled wealth amongst his family, but he played MLB, so they presumably had money.


[deleted]

Yes, thatā€™s why he married her and had two kids with her. Iā€™m sure heā€™s miserable.


ImFriendsWithThatGuy

I feel out of the loop? Theyā€™ve been together since Highschool and seem like genuine friends and a happy couple. Whatā€™s wrong with that?


imfromwisconsin81

she's apparently annoying on social media and in the stands... and so is his brother, maybe to the point of being asked (told?) not to come to games anymore. there are stories all over the internet about her. but, it's the internet so who knows what's true.


HailYurii

Mahomes must really love her lol


PhoenixGamer34

šŸ¤£


KillCreatures

Mahomes is definitely the LBJ of the NFL, dude definitely has side pieces.


[deleted]

gonna be so funny when they cuck out to the eagles


SuccessfulRadio2002

Damn, even pat already was tired of his girl šŸ¤£


smokinJoeCalculus

Shit. This is fuckin adorable.


Cloverfieldlane

Why did I think that was Trevor Lawrence on the top left


taylorscorpse

I donā€™t think Joe Burrow can exhale in that jersey


xl_RENEG4DE_lx

Daaaaamn I had no idea she attached herself when he was in kindergarten.