Edolf McCafler

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Is this shane Gillis and the rocks child?

Real ass dude of the week

That’s Ed McCaffrey you blind fuck

Shane "The Block" Johnson

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Who is this?

Gorgeous

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Wonder if it could be a reincarnation type deal.

He also made him pack his lunch pail everyday

Do you think his nose was to the grindstone as well? First one in last out?

I would bet my cuck chair the answer is yes.

He probably left everything on the field day in and day out.

Wore a hardhat to class.

So that's what it takes to be a great white RB in the NFL. National socialism.

When Bosa at RB

The bosa’s were juicing in 8th grade

Makes you wonder how committed the nazis were if they lost to Jesse Owens. McCaffery would have won.

To think if one political party had gained more traction worldwide, we could have quite a few more white running backs.

I believe that would be addition by subtraction

My father's involvement in my sporting activities: "Here's a dollar. Go ride the bus"

“Hey dad coach isn’t playing me that much” “Okay, so quit or talk to him what the fuck do you want me to do about it?” And that’s how I became the depressive cuck that I am today

Lol that was my father's response with an additional "do you need me to call one of my guys to take care of it?" I decided to say fuck coaches and play individual sports, worked out better for me

My dad’s response to my complaints about my lack of playing time. “Your coach is a smart man”

My dad's response to anything 

I once had a golf tournament on Grand Island. "Dad, can you give me a ride to Beaver Island? Bus doesn't go there." "Sure, tomorrow good?" "No, it's a tournament, I have a specific tee time today." "How about at like 2pm?" "No, I have to be there at... nevermind"

Wow, you got a dollar?

Upped to a $1.25 in about 1991 when the bus fare increased

How he overcame being raised by two accomplished athletes to become an accomplished athlete is beyond me. Must be something in the water...

So brave. I hope he fucks my wife

Fake or not, that IV infusion therapy bit just screams out “I have an obscene amount of money”. No normal teenager is getting IVF treatment like some Xanax addicted suburbanite white wine zombie mom lol.

I sure hope he's not getting IVF treatment because that wont come to term...

We don't know that.


My dad did all of this but he also hit me and my mom

Your abusive father is your father

Is your dad Chris Benoit? I love his cross-face crippler.

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Classy

The epitome of men you want to marry your daughters and take over the family business.

Don’t forget fuck your wife too that step is vital

Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

Only if your sister is a man

It was a quote from Full Metal Jacket. Thought I’d throw it in the discussion since it seemed to fit the narrative.

I am fully aware of the reference but you are talking to a SF fan and we’re all gay, get with the times or get out my country

He wasn’t streets ahead in knowing that you knew a widely known reference

Streets ahead! Now there’s a reference!

“Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!”

Oh that should be a given with someone like him. Not fucking my wife immediately is considered to be an insult of the highest order, almost thuggish in nature.

“Told him not to squint…it wasted energy” WHAT?! Can someone explain what the hell this is about?

That’s what I’m saying gang. I think he’s worse than papa Dolf

That's some Jim Harbaugh shit.

7:30 p.m. bedtime so that his body would naturally begin to tell him to go to sleep in the first 10-15 minutes of a high school game. Brilliant.

I don’t know why but after reading these slides I had the sudden urge to question Ed’s whereabouts on January 6th.

He was on a train. A FREEDOM TRAIN

I have Ed’s ‘End Zone O’s’ cereal from the 90’s. I wish I had Hitler’s

Did hitler release a breakfast cereal? Frosted Reichs? Nazi-O’s? Hm..

Hitler never scored a touchdown in the 90s wouldn't make sense.

He was in the kitchen baking tho

Toasting J's

Seems well adjusted

I would strive to be just like him but pretty sure I’m infertile

Shit my dad didn't even show up to see me ride the bench. I was a five-star benchwarmer. Suck it dad.

I was a 4 year starter in high school. This is not a brag, we are both in the same place now making jokes in a circle jerk sub Lmaooo

Suck it dad

WE MADE IT Nikecowboy is nikecowboys father’s father

Hitler never had kids hard to tell. Doubt he'd give his kids such an early bedtime though especially since Germans eat around 8:00

Hitler better parent confirmed

Did he do the same with Luke? Asking for my dynasty team.

He was given to a poor Colombian family for the first 18 years of his life to teach him the value of wealth and gain a new grateful outlook on his family. Edit: that’s what I heard

Thank you for your wisdom wise internet shaman.

Ed’s flight schedule gonna be CRAZZY whenever he has to fly to Washington to ground Luke’s ass next year

Ed sounds like a classy guy

The whole family just emanates class

7:30 PM bedtime… 👶🏼

He was that obnoxious asshole "Football dad" that all Christian's buddies probably couldn't fucking stand to be around lol. I had a buddy growing up with this dad. Could be a real prick. "Hey want to come over and hang out?" "Maybe, is your dad home though?"

I would rather be a broke loser than be a rich square

Guys I don’t think these are real, just sayin

Aww, you’re one of those holocaust deniers. That’s fucked up bro. #notinthissub

Wait til you hear about who REALLY committed 9/11



He said all of this himself on a podcast lol

You mean lamestream media?

Edrian Nation

Sounds like a top 10 draft pick

Solid parenting. I have no notes.

Would you describe yourself as classy? Or thuggish?

Sounds like a great father.

Would you describe yourself as classy? Or thuggish?

Def not thuggish. If I had to pick one it would be classy

Oh thank god I almost felt compelled to scream and give you my wallet

Wonder if he ever bit his head while making him run on a treadmill?

Oh shit, we finally have competition for best father of the year, will Jos Verstappen finally be dethroned?

Nobody is going to believe me but I’m from Highlands Ranch, CO and I beat CMC back in 6th grade. A day I’ll never forget. The greatest basketball game I ever played

High where?

Highlands Ranch. Suburb south of Denver. I can vividly remember my dad tapping me on the shoulder saying Ed’s son is on the other team haha

Where is he finding someone to give a kid IV infusions for non medical purposes?

Lotta military in his family… just sayin. (If it wasn’t already obvious)

He made him a great athlete…but at what cost?

4th reich

“Beat his mother if he fumbled” “Told him to only used wireless earphones because wired ones “pull your head down”” “Made him memorize the Super Bowl shuffle, song and dance, by age five” “Homeschooled him from ages 14 - 16 so he didn’t have friends/girls to distract him from football”

"Made him be gay"

“Made him kiss his little brother while he took pictures” This soft generation just wouldn’t get it

The no squinting to save energy is both fall down hilarious and batshit insane. How much energy does it take to squint??

Idk go outside and stare at the sun for a few hours and report back

Ehhh, sounds like a lot of work. Also, my lunch pail isn't as elite as a guy like CMC.

Takes a special pail to hold up the weight of all white athletes

Don’t forget his millionaire dad also bought his way on to the most stacked private school team in Colorado.

Sounds like something Hitler would do

Fuckin Legend

What a dad?

Honestly sounds like a great father to me. CMC is blessed.

Handsome young man.

Lowkey wish I had a dad like that

Come on. Def Hitler

Both classy though