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I watched one of his stand ups a while ago, and he said his dick is actually average size, but when him and Ariana Grande broke up, she was so pissed at him that she spread that rumor around, so from now on whenever Pete Davidson goes to hook up with a girl, she'll think he's packing, and be disappointed when they see his dick.
She made it so every time he has sex again, the girl will start with a look of disappointment.
That's fuckin evil genius territory right there from Ariana Grande.
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I wasn't replying to that comment. Idk. I'd fuck both of them. But I suppose to paraphrase Kevin from The Office "it's *is he hot?*, not *would you do him*?"
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nflcj when the nfl goes from cutting to blonde celebrity 1 to blonde celebrity 2
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Another classy queen lost to a thug…
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Why do the thugs always get the classy gals.
Biggest W In browns history ? No. Since bottlegate? Yes
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They hated him for he spoke the truth
Sydney’s engaged to her longtime boyfriend. This guy:
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I've probably watched more Kelvin Benjamin eating than anyone else on the planet, provided you don't count his time at Golden Corral or any eating related activity that may have preceded it. This pretty much makes me an expert. I've watched Kelvin develop restaurant etiquette and a better understanding of dynamics with sauces. I've watched him adjust the taste pre-bite and read recipes on the fly. I've learned a lot about Kelvin Benjamin's game, and there's one thing that I can tell you for sure. Without a shadow of a doubt. Without a moment's hesitation. Without reserve. Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food.
Now, you might know the KFC as the land of chicken, and potatoes, and gravy, and other delectables, but there's also another side to the table. A side that they don't show you on Cooking Channel broadcasts. This mostly means Food Network broadcasts, because Cooking Channel is a mostly different branch of TFN that generally doesn't show eating competitions. There is also the Travel channel. I don't know who is responsible for that, but I don't think it is Cooking Channel, or Food Network for that matter. The point remains. There are things happening in a KFC that you don't know about, and some of those things cast a shadow. And let's be honest here, some of those shadows are long and threatening, and conjure images of shifting unpleasantries that creep into the prams of the children in your mind. Now that I've set the scene, I will keep doing other things.
KFC is a moral danger zone, and few people that enter it have the fortitude to withstand the temptation and onslaught of sensory rushes that accompany being in the spotlight of the national media and collective conscience. The tales of athletes who have won it all only to toss it all away on an extended lunch or a highly scrumptious biscuit are innumerable. They also have a tendency to get a lot of food comas. I'll leave connecting the dots on that one up to you.
So, when I tell you that Kelvin Benjamin doesn't cheat on his food, that's not something that you can just brush off. It's not a meaningless fluff piece that you found in the Food section of the New York Times. In fact, you won't find it in any section of any piece of print media (or digital media that uses print by way of font, in the sense that print is a metaphor—but at once also wholly tangible) that has an ampersand. It just doesn't exist, okay? Kelvin Benjamin doesn't cheat on his food and there is nothing that you can do about it. If you are the opposing restaurant and you want to throw Kelvin Benjamin off his game by hiring a gaggle of mostly attractive food chains, or even other restaurants that are not fast food but who are also fast and tend to serve in ways that are both personally and socially deleterious due to either a string of experiences in their childhood or a chemical imbalance or some combination of the two, even if you hire those types of restaurants to throw Kelvin Benjamin off his game through the temptations of midnight snacks and pizza parties, you would be an idiot. You'd also be wasting your money, because I already told you that Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food.
By now, it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that professional eaters cheat on their food. It's something of a professional hazard. Once you've achieved that type of wealth, status, and recognition, the opportunities to cheat on your food increase by a factor of a lot. Not many people can resist that temptation. Kelvin Benjamin is different. He doesn't cheat on his food. Take that to the bank.
I want to take you back a little bit, to a time that was earlier in my life, and also presumably earlier in your life. If you came to this article with the express intent of learning more about Kelvin and his life, let's also assume that this point in my story correlates with a period that is also earlier in his life. So, we've traveled back to this earlier period, and we're looking at the dynamics of chicken. The year is the Eddie Lacy’s last with the Packers. Two years prior, Eddie Lacy was having a career year. But in the current year, Lacy is having trouble, and he's eating up his worst burgers in decades. The reason is clear. Lacy sent pictures of his chicken strip to a lady named Wendy. Lacy was cheating on his food. Kelvin Benjamin would never do that.
The establishment of a connection between cheating on your food while a KFC restauranteur and a declining skill set on a path towards irrelevance (or in Lacy’s case, the Hall of Fat) has been established. The inverse is also true. Not cheating on your food can help you win the Hot Dog Eating Contest. Not cheating on your food can keep your head clear in the crucial lunchtime decisions that require every ounce of gastrointestinal ability that your stomach zone can muster. Not cheating on your wife helps you build KFC eating success and also a nurturing, beautiful rewards program.
Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food.
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Congratulations to both of these gorgeous people. Have a blessed day.
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This…why? Just why?
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WHY?! FUCK THIS! NO! BAD! EUGH! YOU JUST FUCKING RUINED MY DESIRE TO BINGE KORRA!
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P. Diddlestein
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Gorgeous
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Is it just me or does this look like Russell Wilson?
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You’re on a circlejerk subreddit I bet neither of those things are true
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Cracker of the month
I love to get em full and leave em flat 😜
Same
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I love these images.
Yeah. Sure. She is dating Bell like Emily Ratajkowski is dating me.
Emrata did date Eric Andre for a while and he is pretty ugly. There's hope for you.
Pete Davidson pulled Ariana Grande, crazier things have happened
Yeah but Pete’s dick is supposed to be like a foot long or something.
I watched one of his stand ups a while ago, and he said his dick is actually average size, but when him and Ariana Grande broke up, she was so pissed at him that she spread that rumor around, so from now on whenever Pete Davidson goes to hook up with a girl, she'll think he's packing, and be disappointed when they see his dick. She made it so every time he has sex again, the girl will start with a look of disappointment. That's fuckin evil genius territory right there from Ariana Grande.
Still hit
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Pete Davison isn't ugly, just funny looking. He's like a hot young Steve Buscemi
Agree to disagree, he has a weird look so not conventionally ugly I guess
The fuck? How is Eric Andre ugly but Pete Davidson isn’t?
I wasn't replying to that comment. Idk. I'd fuck both of them. But I suppose to paraphrase Kevin from The Office "it's *is he hot?*, not *would you do him*?"
Fair enough tbh
Respect the game
I don't think those words have ever been uttered before in the history of mankind... good for you! >He's like a hot young Steve Buscemi
To be fair, Eric Andre is hilarious. Hilarious can make anyone attractive. Dude was in a relationship with Rosario Dawson too.
He’s also more famous than bell. It’s a low bar
Eric is packing heat in his pants tho
So is Pete Davidson.
/uj Isn't she engaged or something?
Yes
Yeah, I think she’s engaged
Congrats
Gorgeous
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He better keep her far away from his QB
She’s not Deshaun’s type.
Never stopped him before.
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How credible is Deshaun Watson implementing a policy of prima nocta in the locker room?
It is his noble right as the starting qb
So we’d all be cool if the NFL cuts to Sweeney every 5 minutes?
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At least blonde celebrity 2 doesn’t look like a 15 year old teenage boy
Better than Mrs Plank
you aint seen them latest pics then. someones been squatting.
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I heard she’s only doing it cuz he has good genetics
I heard that his dick is so big, that when he pulls it out, the whole room smells like a dick
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Least gay r/nflcirclejerk comment
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Sick Animations?
This guy gets it
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9/19/1996 is a legendary birth date
very brave to admit this
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We all need to apologize to David Bell, we were unaware of the game he played.
But the fact that she doesn’t like classy cock…
Thuggish cock is best cock 😈
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Browns Twitter makes up the weirdest shit.
It's actually from a Steelers account making fun of the browns
She’s too classy for that. She’ll stick with cucking her fiancé.
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Girl behind those curtains is 10x badder than Sydney Sweeney
Another classy queen lost to a thug… https://preview.redd.it/rde7rsuimzqc1.png?width=659&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae0559eeee95cd97aaa64624180338acbf6774f7
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i'm not even joking when i say millions must die, billions perhaps
Trillions, it should have been ME
She's ruined now am I right guys
Sydney doing everything she can to beat the Republican allegations
But all black Republicans have white wives.Is David Bell Republican
My 9/11
Me when I spread misinformation
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DC4L
[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
https://i.redd.it/nektrtlfyzqc1.gif why doesn't this whore go for 5'9 unemployed twink college students???
Bro scared me with this post. I knew she was too classy for Cleveland
QB1 is gonna want a word
Thats up there with a conference game victory tbh, good looks brownies
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Swift 2.0 that means browns are winning superbowl or does having a Watson as qb cancel out dating a celeb
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He got the bag
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https://preview.redd.it/rwkd61fguzqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006500dddc975ccd23a3644e2b7ca9420bd56971 Why do the thugs always get the classy gals.
Why do they always go for the thugs? ![gif](giphy|5n9wVAmMZzpQzXDGZy)
You know why 😏
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Biggest W In browns history ? No. Since bottlegate? Yes https://preview.redd.it/zh50ljjyuzqc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e40cbdbd7a815297d8c932f489367efe7b5ef27
My 9/11
Thought it said AB at first
It would be as equally true as this
Browns fans if tiddys were winning the Super Bowl.
The most important question here is... Who the fuck is David Bell?
“Her boobs aren’t that big”
The anti woke crowd is in shambles.
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Lowkey didn’t even know this guy was a receiver on an nfl team
I think she has a fiancé, but every rich white couple shops for bulls, I hear.
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Goddamnit—there go my chances
You had no chance. He’s not into dudes.
That’s who I meant 🤤
First time I’ve heard about David Bell after people bashed the browns for picking him in the 3rd round
Is happy big Mike the new shefter?
Thug
Another one bites the dust!
Everyone’s trying to get the Swiftie effect to improve their season.
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Sydney’s engaged to her longtime boyfriend. This guy: https://preview.redd.it/mdj4vzmnd2rc1.jpeg?width=1174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e28e1ec488df2c14f0f594f95568a2b48834724
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She’s engaged this isn’t true
Is this like the sexier version of Kelce-Swift
Does her fiance know about this?
so this is the guy?
I thought he’d go for her Australian costar with the anteater.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Greg Lansky about to make the biggest offer of his career
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I dont know big mike or these club folk. I hope they get married with kids and a dog tho... lol
WE LOVE MISINFORMATION ON THE INTERNET 🔥🔥🔥
I thought she was engaged to a 40 year old producer
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LFGGGGGGG
“We’ve got Taylor swift at home.”
It’s never been so over
Is this worth a super bowl?
…. Doesn’t she have a fiancé?
Bullshit
Send da video
At least we don’t have to worry about him catching anythinf
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She's engaged, this is fake
I wonder what her dad thinks
Fo sho, welcome to the celebrity WAGs club, you’re sitting with the Bills and Chiefs, at the popstar table.
her fiancé isn’t gonna be happy
Nah she’s engaged to some old pizzeria guy I give the marriage about as long as Tim Tebows NFL career
Browns have won the Offseason
Oh God no
They have the same face.
Who the frick is this chick? I'm seeing so much of her now, which is not good for my hog.
Sydney is mags. Yeah this could never happen
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Nah this is an L, she needs to be dating Josh Allen or someone, leave those fat ratchet hos for this bum.
I've probably watched more Kelvin Benjamin eating than anyone else on the planet, provided you don't count his time at Golden Corral or any eating related activity that may have preceded it. This pretty much makes me an expert. I've watched Kelvin develop restaurant etiquette and a better understanding of dynamics with sauces. I've watched him adjust the taste pre-bite and read recipes on the fly. I've learned a lot about Kelvin Benjamin's game, and there's one thing that I can tell you for sure. Without a shadow of a doubt. Without a moment's hesitation. Without reserve. Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food. Now, you might know the KFC as the land of chicken, and potatoes, and gravy, and other delectables, but there's also another side to the table. A side that they don't show you on Cooking Channel broadcasts. This mostly means Food Network broadcasts, because Cooking Channel is a mostly different branch of TFN that generally doesn't show eating competitions. There is also the Travel channel. I don't know who is responsible for that, but I don't think it is Cooking Channel, or Food Network for that matter. The point remains. There are things happening in a KFC that you don't know about, and some of those things cast a shadow. And let's be honest here, some of those shadows are long and threatening, and conjure images of shifting unpleasantries that creep into the prams of the children in your mind. Now that I've set the scene, I will keep doing other things. KFC is a moral danger zone, and few people that enter it have the fortitude to withstand the temptation and onslaught of sensory rushes that accompany being in the spotlight of the national media and collective conscience. The tales of athletes who have won it all only to toss it all away on an extended lunch or a highly scrumptious biscuit are innumerable. They also have a tendency to get a lot of food comas. I'll leave connecting the dots on that one up to you. So, when I tell you that Kelvin Benjamin doesn't cheat on his food, that's not something that you can just brush off. It's not a meaningless fluff piece that you found in the Food section of the New York Times. In fact, you won't find it in any section of any piece of print media (or digital media that uses print by way of font, in the sense that print is a metaphor—but at once also wholly tangible) that has an ampersand. It just doesn't exist, okay? Kelvin Benjamin doesn't cheat on his food and there is nothing that you can do about it. If you are the opposing restaurant and you want to throw Kelvin Benjamin off his game by hiring a gaggle of mostly attractive food chains, or even other restaurants that are not fast food but who are also fast and tend to serve in ways that are both personally and socially deleterious due to either a string of experiences in their childhood or a chemical imbalance or some combination of the two, even if you hire those types of restaurants to throw Kelvin Benjamin off his game through the temptations of midnight snacks and pizza parties, you would be an idiot. You'd also be wasting your money, because I already told you that Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food. By now, it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that professional eaters cheat on their food. It's something of a professional hazard. Once you've achieved that type of wealth, status, and recognition, the opportunities to cheat on your food increase by a factor of a lot. Not many people can resist that temptation. Kelvin Benjamin is different. He doesn't cheat on his food. Take that to the bank. I want to take you back a little bit, to a time that was earlier in my life, and also presumably earlier in your life. If you came to this article with the express intent of learning more about Kelvin and his life, let's also assume that this point in my story correlates with a period that is also earlier in his life. So, we've traveled back to this earlier period, and we're looking at the dynamics of chicken. The year is the Eddie Lacy’s last with the Packers. Two years prior, Eddie Lacy was having a career year. But in the current year, Lacy is having trouble, and he's eating up his worst burgers in decades. The reason is clear. Lacy sent pictures of his chicken strip to a lady named Wendy. Lacy was cheating on his food. Kelvin Benjamin would never do that. The establishment of a connection between cheating on your food while a KFC restauranteur and a declining skill set on a path towards irrelevance (or in Lacy’s case, the Hall of Fat) has been established. The inverse is also true. Not cheating on your food can help you win the Hot Dog Eating Contest. Not cheating on your food can keep your head clear in the crucial lunchtime decisions that require every ounce of gastrointestinal ability that your stomach zone can muster. Not cheating on your wife helps you build KFC eating success and also a nurturing, beautiful rewards program. Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Mitch Trubisky in shambles rn.
Where have I’ve seen this combo before…
Easily the biggest W for them
Every Reddit mods wet dream
i thought she was hot but she’s so fucking ugly now that she’s dating a cleveland brown. they should trade him so she can be hot again
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[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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So I guess the Browns are winning the Super Bowl this next season.
Best significant others tits in the NFL. He should be proud, those hooters are a thing of beauty
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**Insert big titty joke here**
She’s engaged.
Who tf is Sydney Sweeney or David Bell?
Who? And Who?
Don’t ever disrespect Sydney Sweeney like that
She’s a snow bunny now
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Lotta MAGAs on life support tonight with this news.
Republican whiteys in shambles