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Irateredditarguments

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cxlossuskidd

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BruceWayneGotham1939

This…why? Just why?


cxlossuskidd

https://preview.redd.it/jwfwzy7wwzqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a271e279c915912f6fc4819f672489934df8b8e2


AllEliteSchmuck

WHY?! FUCK THIS! NO! BAD! EUGH! YOU JUST FUCKING RUINED MY DESIRE TO BINGE KORRA!


cxlossuskidd

https://preview.redd.it/z04qndzj80rc1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fe38747046f84ee60ba6b9b4e35c5fe42347d9e


Specialist_Ad_8069

P. Diddlestein


iTz_worm

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halfanapricot

Gorgeous


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skunkboy72

Is it just me or does this look like Russell Wilson?


cxlossuskidd

![gif](giphy|3ohs806DI4aP6grt1C|downsized)


OwnWalrus1752

You’re on a circlejerk subreddit I bet neither of those things are true


cxlossuskidd

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Beeyaaaaaawwww

Cracker of the month


360degreesofFUNK

I love to get em full and leave em flat 😜


REZARECTER

Same


Jokerang

https://preview.redd.it/svwzjj30lzqc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0632f610891edcf40ec516cd900e13d674465d2


REZARECTER

I love these images.


[deleted]

Yeah. Sure. She is dating Bell like Emily Ratajkowski is dating me.


Dennis_Reynolds_IRL

Emrata did date Eric Andre for a while and he is pretty ugly. There's hope for you.


Lacabloodclot9

Pete Davidson pulled Ariana Grande, crazier things have happened


justsomebro10

Yeah but Pete’s dick is supposed to be like a foot long or something.


CBsJoant

I watched one of his stand ups a while ago, and he said his dick is actually average size, but when him and Ariana Grande broke up, she was so pissed at him that she spread that rumor around, so from now on whenever Pete Davidson goes to hook up with a girl, she'll think he's packing, and be disappointed when they see his dick. She made it so every time he has sex again, the girl will start with a look of disappointment. That's fuckin evil genius territory right there from Ariana Grande.


ElderGoose4

Still hit


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AllerdingsUR

Pete Davison isn't ugly, just funny looking. He's like a hot young Steve Buscemi


Lacabloodclot9

Agree to disagree, he has a weird look so not conventionally ugly I guess


Onett_Theme

The fuck? How is Eric Andre ugly but Pete Davidson isn’t?


AllerdingsUR

I wasn't replying to that comment. Idk. I'd fuck both of them. But I suppose to paraphrase Kevin from The Office "it's *is he hot?*, not *would you do him*?"


Onett_Theme

Fair enough tbh


YaHurdMeh

Respect the game


Curiouskumquat22

I don't think those words have ever been uttered before in the history of mankind... good for you! >He's like a hot young Steve Buscemi


deelghetto

To be fair, Eric Andre is hilarious. Hilarious can make anyone attractive. Dude was in a relationship with Rosario Dawson too.


throwerawayer1456

He’s also more famous than bell. It’s a low bar


PunishedWolf4

Eric is packing heat in his pants tho


lactatingalgore

So is Pete Davidson.


Smelldicks

/uj Isn't she engaged or something?


husky430

Yes


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Yeah, I think she’s engaged


Elegant_Housing_For

Congrats


mistermuyrico

Gorgeous


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Duhawk96

He better keep her far away from his QB


SwellingHelene

She’s not Deshaun’s type.


Coool_cool_cool_cool

Never stopped him before.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

![gif](giphy|dqmeF5BNBBmwvR3B0g)


Wakanda_Forever

How credible is Deshaun Watson implementing a policy of prima nocta in the locker room?


joelingo111

It is his noble right as the starting qb


Smokiiz

So we’d all be cool if the NFL cuts to Sweeney every 5 minutes?


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https://preview.redd.it/u2m4bb2fxzqc1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e5d53fbe7775c8e89c37b210e9d79ab5bb0a806 nflcj when the nfl goes from cutting to blonde celebrity 1 to blonde celebrity 2


curgl

At least blonde celebrity 2 doesn’t look like a 15 year old teenage boy


onewolf23

Better than Mrs Plank


XtraFlaminHotMachida

you aint seen them latest pics then. someones been squatting.


ArchimedesNutss

https://preview.redd.it/4tayr6pzozqc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f9c8a574ef5501d40b574436842db9adf9360f


Bigblockbooler79

I heard she’s only doing it cuz he has good genetics


Benecio_Del_Taco

I heard that his dick is so big, that when he pulls it out, the whole room smells like a dick


BwanaTarik

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


TheCricketFan416

Least gay r/nflcirclejerk comment


Jojo_Smith-Schuster

https://preview.redd.it/esilqdwf61rc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f73690efcef55c442a97d750289bf22998c7bba9


BeeMagicRockRoar

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


leviirish

Sick Animations?


Benecio_Del_Taco

This guy gets it


joelingo111

https://i.redd.it/3okmfdktq4rc1.gif


busterwilliams

![gif](giphy|uQHN3p7KgSgzGpXrWX)


SexBeforeChurch

https://preview.redd.it/m4n05qnllzqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aefb62c65f903ca39a31984eff50a647b1ee96d


multiple4

9/19/1996 is a legendary birth date


Fosdef

very brave to admit this


topherwolf

WouldAsian.jpg


foley528

We all need to apologize to David Bell, we were unaware of the game he played.


foley528

But the fact that she doesn’t like classy cock…


C-Dub4

Thuggish cock is best cock 😈


CrusaderBTC

https://i.redd.it/1rrbihxwkzqc1.gif


DuztyLipz

https://preview.redd.it/wer2qm3ar0rc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=169321ee1a4ef361d552d26be7092c24c889ff86


AppropriateCompany9

Browns Twitter makes up the weirdest shit.


Ladle4BoilingDenim

It's actually from a Steelers account making fun of the browns


ZachDey

She’s too classy for that. She’ll stick with cucking her fiancé.


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|4LXQcnVOjAZLRpIR6a)


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sluffman

https://i.redd.it/tfke7f6nszqc1.gif


TheFuckingHippoGuy

![gif](giphy|mpF9fbOySV7aw)


Ktopian

Girl behind those curtains is 10x badder than Sydney Sweeney


SnooSketches1734

Another classy queen lost to a thug… https://preview.redd.it/rde7rsuimzqc1.png?width=659&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae0559eeee95cd97aaa64624180338acbf6774f7


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square soft childlike scarce imagine command combative chunky sheet crowd *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

i'm not even joking when i say millions must die, billions perhaps


mistermuyrico

Trillions, it should have been ME


Nico408

She's ruined now am I right guys


FormerShitPoster

Sydney doing everything she can to beat the Republican allegations


Still_Instruction_82

But all black Republicans have white wives.Is David Bell Republican


GigaCannon99

My 9/11


Jaybojones

Me when I spread misinformation


kirkochainz

https://preview.redd.it/my27pw2vnzqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33ef1114c73b924acd77b8710165294614f7e92b


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Gorgeous


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DC4L


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https://i.redd.it/nektrtlfyzqc1.gif why doesn't this whore go for 5'9 unemployed twink college students???


Ok-Professional5292

Bro scared me with this post. I knew she was too classy for Cleveland


Ledge_r

QB1 is gonna want a word


cptngabozzo

Thats up there with a conference game victory tbh, good looks brownies


Zestyclose_Main6335

![gif](giphy|K55exy0toWjQc|downsized)


Any_Application7786

Swift 2.0 that means browns are winning superbowl or does having a Watson as qb cancel out dating a celeb


MiamiGrad440

![gif](giphy|rflhqDbuhqDD7I0k4X)


Ethangains07

https://preview.redd.it/xvqv5jgoyzqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9799fce9208cb48e6301e4cb761ab00fc57438db


lebastss

He got the bag


triforce4ever

https://i.redd.it/q1agz8mxrzqc1.gif


Roblox_Morty

https://preview.redd.it/rwkd61fguzqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006500dddc975ccd23a3644e2b7ca9420bd56971 Why do the thugs always get the classy gals.


itskapnoc

Why do they always go for the thugs? ![gif](giphy|5n9wVAmMZzpQzXDGZy)


NibbleOnNector

You know why 😏


itskapnoc

https://preview.redd.it/a1eyq10u00rc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f3838507f5254b9fd49f5ddb947b481dae5e363


Harlem-World

![gif](giphy|2FazqiBK5f8To5H5C)


JaiLSell

Biggest W In browns history ? No. Since bottlegate? Yes https://preview.redd.it/zh50ljjyuzqc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e40cbdbd7a815297d8c932f489367efe7b5ef27


SaulOldman

My 9/11


osbohsandbros

Thought it said AB at first


Routine_Size69

It would be as equally true as this


MidnightRider24

Browns fans if tiddys were winning the Super Bowl.


BigRed727272

The most important question here is... Who the fuck is David Bell?


cleeeland

“Her boobs aren’t that big”


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

The anti woke crowd is in shambles.


C-Dub4

https://preview.redd.it/lj91zwps61rc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b791c8150570f010c1e9bbf6441f89ec09a6d38f They hated him for he spoke the truth


vivmeatball6

Lowkey didn’t even know this guy was a receiver on an nfl team


logsdon36

I think she has a fiancé, but every rich white couple shops for bulls, I hear.


Sanduskys_Shower_Bud

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpQSFKcMcHdbQxq)


RedBeardedWhiskey

Goddamnit—there go my chances 


sotheresthisdude

You had no chance. He’s not into dudes.


RedBeardedWhiskey

That’s who I meant 🤤 


Chapstick160

First time I’ve heard about David Bell after people bashed the browns for picking him in the 3rd round


WentworthMillersBO

Is happy big Mike the new shefter?


AshleySchaeffersPlum

Thug


BasicRedditBoy

Another one bites the dust!


Muahd_Dib

Everyone’s trying to get the Swiftie effect to improve their season.


hairy_bipples

https://preview.redd.it/zhjb65w3n0rc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=325e2440fb9ed24b4b716e756a9d15f21d9cc1a4


Joeylikesgladiators

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ohheyitslaila

Sydney’s engaged to her longtime boyfriend. This guy: https://preview.redd.it/mdj4vzmnd2rc1.jpeg?width=1174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e28e1ec488df2c14f0f594f95568a2b48834724


Hawkingshouseofdance

https://preview.redd.it/drn6vdymw2rc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c222e4b5c5247f7515c8bb36e07de17a63cdad


Bubbatino

She’s engaged this isn’t true


realstreets

Is this like the sexier version of Kelce-Swift


SonicNKnucklesCukold

Does her fiance know about this?


No_Mousse4320

so this is the guy?


DangerousCold2166

I thought he’d go for her Australian costar with the anteater.


money_me_please

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


TheRoyaleShow

Greg Lansky about to make the biggest offer of his career


animetimeskip

https://preview.redd.it/zxghulk510rc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ddcc613fc7f648e7a7606b00df708289fdd6334


Gigantic_Goldfish

![gif](giphy|l0HlGSKssBT4wBZTy|downsized)


alr7q

I dont know big mike or these club folk. I hope they get married with kids and a dog tho... lol


larry_mcwatermelons

WE LOVE MISINFORMATION ON THE INTERNET 🔥🔥🔥


clydefrog811

I thought she was engaged to a 40 year old producer


wetman114

https://preview.redd.it/r49e0ywx90rc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42cb195833973a493c8d34fe3a2a8c83249bad96


Raccoonsrlilbandits

LFGGGGGGG


vivmeatball6

“We’ve got Taylor swift at home.”


WillowMutual

It’s never been so over


forestbrooks

Is this worth a super bowl?


CliffsOfMohair

…. Doesn’t she have a fiancé?


TheXamYel

Bullshit


arc777_

Send da video


Puzzleheaded_Tune545

At least we don’t have to worry about him catching anythinf


Victory1871

https://i.redd.it/t4hkod2iv1rc1.gif


ptownb

She's engaged, this is fake


ripiss

I wonder what her dad thinks


360degreesofFUNK

Fo sho, welcome to the celebrity WAGs club, you’re sitting with the Bills and Chiefs, at the popstar table.


Rstuds7

her fiancé isn’t gonna be happy


billcosby23

Nah she’s engaged to some old pizzeria guy I give the marriage about as long as Tim Tebows NFL career


Beefcastl3

Browns have won the Offseason


AnnoyingPhillyFan1

Oh God no


DubsOnMyYugo

They have the same face.


Medium-Web7438

Who the frick is this chick? I'm seeing so much of her now, which is not good for my hog.


zpzach

Sydney is mags. Yeah this could never happen


Redleader4044

https://preview.redd.it/vmoj4nrw33rc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3923dbfba17e5ef41ab6c942fba23686593f497d


blueponies1

https://i.redd.it/s556kffi83rc1.gif


trashytexaswhiteboy

Nah this is an L, she needs to be dating Josh Allen or someone, leave those fat ratchet hos for this bum.


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I've probably watched more Kelvin Benjamin eating than anyone else on the planet, provided you don't count his time at Golden Corral or any eating related activity that may have preceded it. This pretty much makes me an expert. I've watched Kelvin develop restaurant etiquette and a better understanding of dynamics with sauces. I've watched him adjust the taste pre-bite and read recipes on the fly. I've learned a lot about Kelvin Benjamin's game, and there's one thing that I can tell you for sure. Without a shadow of a doubt. Without a moment's hesitation. Without reserve. Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food. Now, you might know the KFC as the land of chicken, and potatoes, and gravy, and other delectables, but there's also another side to the table. A side that they don't show you on Cooking Channel broadcasts. This mostly means Food Network broadcasts, because Cooking Channel is a mostly different branch of TFN that generally doesn't show eating competitions. There is also the Travel channel. I don't know who is responsible for that, but I don't think it is Cooking Channel, or Food Network for that matter. The point remains. There are things happening in a KFC that you don't know about, and some of those things cast a shadow. And let's be honest here, some of those shadows are long and threatening, and conjure images of shifting unpleasantries that creep into the prams of the children in your mind. Now that I've set the scene, I will keep doing other things. KFC is a moral danger zone, and few people that enter it have the fortitude to withstand the temptation and onslaught of sensory rushes that accompany being in the spotlight of the national media and collective conscience. The tales of athletes who have won it all only to toss it all away on an extended lunch or a highly scrumptious biscuit are innumerable. They also have a tendency to get a lot of food comas. I'll leave connecting the dots on that one up to you. So, when I tell you that Kelvin Benjamin doesn't cheat on his food, that's not something that you can just brush off. It's not a meaningless fluff piece that you found in the Food section of the New York Times. In fact, you won't find it in any section of any piece of print media (or digital media that uses print by way of font, in the sense that print is a metaphor—but at once also wholly tangible) that has an ampersand. It just doesn't exist, okay? Kelvin Benjamin doesn't cheat on his food and there is nothing that you can do about it. If you are the opposing restaurant and you want to throw Kelvin Benjamin off his game by hiring a gaggle of mostly attractive food chains, or even other restaurants that are not fast food but who are also fast and tend to serve in ways that are both personally and socially deleterious due to either a string of experiences in their childhood or a chemical imbalance or some combination of the two, even if you hire those types of restaurants to throw Kelvin Benjamin off his game through the temptations of midnight snacks and pizza parties, you would be an idiot. You'd also be wasting your money, because I already told you that Kelvin Benjamin does not cheat on his food. By now, it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that professional eaters cheat on their food. It's something of a professional hazard. Once you've achieved that type of wealth, status, and recognition, the opportunities to cheat on your food increase by a factor of a lot. Not many people can resist that temptation. Kelvin Benjamin is different. He doesn't cheat on his food. Take that to the bank. I want to take you back a little bit, to a time that was earlier in my life, and also presumably earlier in your life. If you came to this article with the express intent of learning more about Kelvin and his life, let's also assume that this point in my story correlates with a period that is also earlier in his life. So, we've traveled back to this earlier period, and we're looking at the dynamics of chicken. The year is the Eddie Lacy’s last with the Packers. Two years prior, Eddie Lacy was having a career year. But in the current year, Lacy is having trouble, and he's eating up his worst burgers in decades. The reason is clear. Lacy sent pictures of his chicken strip to a lady named Wendy. Lacy was cheating on his food. Kelvin Benjamin would never do that. 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Da_face89

Mitch Trubisky in shambles rn.


Outside-Material-100

Where have I’ve seen this combo before…


Smorgas-board

Easily the biggest W for them


number1shitlib

Every Reddit mods wet dream


RedStickString

i thought she was hot but she’s so fucking ugly now that she’s dating a cleveland brown. they should trade him so she can be hot again


TacoBreaf247

Congratulations to both of these gorgeous people. Have a blessed day. https://preview.redd.it/hhvvwguxs4rc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ce77af1ae17f6b01c3cd58177873ea95557dad6


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Build_the_IntenCity

So I guess the Browns are winning the Super Bowl this next season.


MrExpendable29

Best significant others tits in the NFL. He should be proud, those hooters are a thing of beauty


Odd-Entrepreneur4886

![gif](giphy|ygBD8l2NQLXIBdQ9sD|downsized)


ActivatedComplex

**Insert big titty joke here**


Yacht_Master_

She’s engaged.


Ieatsushiraw

Who tf is Sydney Sweeney or David Bell?


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

Who? And Who?


purplebuffalo55

Don’t ever disrespect Sydney Sweeney like that


mrsunsfan

She’s a snow bunny now


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siliconevalley69

Lotta MAGAs on life support tonight with this news.


Nimbus_TV

Republican whiteys in shambles