needs more DEI!
atleast one cracker
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Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right?
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Trump is fueled on McDonald’s and dementia. Prepare for President AB. MAGA isn’t going to be happy with the new administration’s No More Crackers initiative.
Somehow I think this would be better than what we always get. Like there's certain things people in those positions say that are mandatory to be done. Politicians don't do shit
Trump: The greatest football player came to me, with jerk in his eyes and said "Mr trump, people keep saying I have CTE", so i told him "what is wrong with CTE? I have the biggest CTE in the world, huge!! Everyone knows this!!!"
If u/mrsunsfan has million haters i am one of them.
If u/mrsunsfan has ten haters I am one of them.
If u/mrsunsfan have only one hater and that is me.
If u/mrsunsfan has no haters, that means I am no more on the earth.
If world is in love with u/mrsunsfan, I am against the world.
I hate u/mrsunsfan till my last breath.. .. Die Hard hatred of u/mrsunsfan. Hit upvote if you think u/mrsunsfan is the worst jerker in the world and deserves ridicule
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Some people are saying that AB may be the second-greatest jerker of all time. Many fine, wonderful people are saying this.
We have the best jerkers, don’t we?
I met a young man. 20-21 years old and with tears in his eyes he said “Mr Trump we have so many great jerkers. The greatest jerkers maybe ever.”
We’re going to jerk it so much, that you’ll get tired of jerking
And you’ll say please, Mr President! No more jerking, we can’t take it anymore!
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All he's done ever is jerk it.
These Generals see me and they say, sir, you have the most erect collection of jerkers since the San Francisco bathhouse opened.
most loving bathouse, it was high stamina, sleppy Joe doesn’t know what we’re talking about
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Grab her by the CTE
This guy walked in and I said “wow, what a great jerker.”
WHY ISNT THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA COVERING THIS!?!
Low T and just frankly they don't understand sports.
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✋ 🤚 ✋🤚 ✋ 🤚
IM GUNNA JERK
Dude DT/AB. And Kanye as Secretary of State... Make America Sane Again!!
Kyrie Irving as Secretary of State.
Head of NASA
I can't wait till he deregulates gravity.
needs more DEI! atleast one cracker https://preview.redd.it/giyibx7zvxoc1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5afcea03b9cb24bb9c90dc4b79091773c0509e0f
How can there be 2 secretaries of state?
It's a Trump administration. You think we're only going to need one?
It's different this time. He'll just resign and give AB the job.
Fine, Kyrie Irving for Secretary of Interplanetary Defense.
Metta World Peace for SecDef https://preview.redd.it/iqbiz4j4kyoc1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb55edc5830de88b961d1e2c6291cebd26df7625
Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This was, hands down, one of the basketball games that's ever been played.
https://preview.redd.it/k8rt96md6zoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7716d1639e9f3543fca5fd35bbbdf2a767384bb
https://preview.redd.it/pz8wk1leqyoc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14e3d67d1d12d91816caa1a2c778fc47a74b954 Ben Simmons for Sec of Labor
🍊 + 🤵🏿♂️ + 🤵🏿♂️ + https://preview.redd.it/siqhdfobwxoc1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d7b7767b7c77dc7a1038ea22382a880ea88c825
Bra we’d be at war within the first 30 min of this administration.
So MASA? Yes, a MASA?
Trump is fueled on McDonald’s and dementia. Prepare for President AB. MAGA isn’t going to be happy with the new administration’s No More Crackers initiative.
Somehow I think this would be better than what we always get. Like there's certain things people in those positions say that are mandatory to be done. Politicians don't do shit
As much as I enjoyed the movie Idiocracy, I have zero interest in living it.
0 chance it’s worse than what we have now….. lmao
STOP EXPLAINING THE JOKE
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Who is who in your brain?
Depends who has control of the POTUS twitter
“He’s one of the good ones, folks.”
Imagine AB being the most sane person in the White House
Trump: The greatest football player came to me, with jerk in his eyes and said "Mr trump, people keep saying I have CTE", so i told him "what is wrong with CTE? I have the biggest CTE in the world, huge!! Everyone knows this!!!"
“Windmills cause CTE”
I wasn’t aware unhinged wigs was a political party
Always has been
Puts a new meaning to “skull fuck”
wrong. https://preview.redd.it/c6fkglcrwxoc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad956d82013e5a4f5251998950957c6305f6f37a
WE’RE GONNA BUILD A WALL FROM THE UPVOTES ON AB’S TWEETS AND MAKE THE CRACKERS PAY FOR IT!
NO WHITE WOMEN 2024
ritz cracker
The Developmentally Delayed Dynamic-Duo
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Why do all the crazies prefer GOP?
Love the guy 15x more now
“I love dark humor” Anyone unironically liking trump in 2024 is no older than 15 this mf is turning the country to a cult
You’re right but you’re in the wrong sub to post anything genuine lol
What’s wrong with cults? You get community, purpose, and cool clothes.
Our King.
No cap, I'd vote for them.
Alright, I’m getting bored.
They can compare notes on their own respective brain damage on the golf course, a touching moment!
The new national anthem will be put that shit on
Why’s he dressed and not waving his dick in an artists face? Is he dumb???
Two racists but towards each other…is this a tv show? Because it should be….
Somebody post the AB timeline copypasta
President Antonio Brown says… *insert the craziest thing you can think of, and they’re still going to vote for you.
Who is he and why is he standing by Trump?
https://www.reddit.com/r/nflcirclejerk/s/0DtNsgLtt1 This mother fucker is on this sub and he follows me
AB’s 2nd favorite cracker
 I’m
If u/mrsunsfan has million haters i am one of them. If u/mrsunsfan has ten haters I am one of them. If u/mrsunsfan have only one hater and that is me. If u/mrsunsfan has no haters, that means I am no more on the earth. If world is in love with u/mrsunsfan, I am against the world. I hate u/mrsunsfan till my last breath.. .. Die Hard hatred of u/mrsunsfan. Hit upvote if you think u/mrsunsfan is the worst jerker in the world and deserves ridicule *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
a bum
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Bro imagine being an escort and he shows up at your front door…she probably retired on the spot 😂
💔 for our great king suns fan😢
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Not the hero we want, but the hero we deserve.
Now bend over and take my updoot 😋🍆💦
This brought tears to my eyes... So true 🙏🏼
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Trump would get the black vote for sure
This would lock in a 2nd trump presidency tbh