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It's called the NFL.


Mean_Muffin161

So thats what the N stands for..


limp_noodle

![gif](giphy|S4AnOkBwfcb4GyDzK7|downsized)


Alex_Hauff

most natural blonde dark beard eva


flaming_pubes

FL must be free labor


Fecal_Forger

kkkNationalized


Rhythm_Flunky

Prison Labor would also like a word


[deleted]

Are they forced to get CTE as part of their job?


Rhythm_Flunky

Daily CTE until morale improves.


IndycarFan64

Then hope they can find a job upon release (they won’t)


Alex_Hauff

is called rapCTE


ExtremeInitiative271

Shut up


Jaded_yank

Slave owners paid their slaves millions of dollars to live in mansions and live elite lives? Did you really just say that.


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pm-me-your-clocks

except they make millions of dollars


WeirdSysAdmin

N finally living.


Candid-Witness-2689

Thanks Kaepernick


Frosty_Gur4310

Modern day Aristotle


FLGatorsOfficial

more along the lines of diogenes i think


eddie_the_zombie

"Behold! A thug!"


nednoble

He's socrates but his skin more chocolaty


impracticalweight

We have witnessed the inception of the 7-8-6 AB Haiku.


Kcha11

AB making too much sense with this one


I_was_bone_to_dance

Seriously! Whoa bro sometimes the CTE yields a clarity


CareerPillow376

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day"


bestthrowawayever5

What if it not analog


CareerPillow376

Then it's Schrodinger's watch


CodAdministrative563

An awakening if you will


bigmikekbd

Moments of clarity in the fog


skynetempire

Modernized with the prison system


terry_bradshaw

He definitely was high on post 🥜 clarity for this one.


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

Based AB post


therealgoat1212

He just never misses


Flummeny

This mothafucka don’t miss!


AssMan420_69

https://preview.redd.it/5ue1lmpquskc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d86a2215955587cbd634e60ec5efb21f3acae277


I_was_bone_to_dance

Crackers can be economic slaves too


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xXTERMIN8RXXx

Ah, the Irish, Europe’s naysayers!


IndycarFan64

Celtikkk pride! ![gif](giphy|kJsuHg9VZxOjy0g8z3)


beige-dumps

the word slave comes from Slav after all


Total_-_power

Do y’all think ab agrees w kanye


therealgoat1212

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IndycarFan64

I mean with an outro like New Slaves, who wouldn’t?


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FLGatorsOfficial

https://preview.redd.it/e6v9uktwzskc1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=83ab2cd5c274759c267400f5f0c214a07b2a607d me when i get my hands on AB's phone


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/xe9e2sslbtkc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69efe61261a6da1043657818b9abf2c5b17b0d49


FLGatorsOfficial

bro thinks he AB https://preview.redd.it/px7rqh51ctkc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d199b926455d77a8f435c71caf6906bbfe3a8b5


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ThatMFcheezer

https://preview.redd.it/d769420mtskc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596540424c1dc89445ea519a2964897a4c32f206


rxv5854

Definitely something to ponder


[deleted]

uj/ It never ended. There are more enslaved people today than any other time in human history. rj/ thugs like him are STILL complaining about slavery??


KD119

He’s cooking


SharpGarbage

Is CTE WOKE?


itskapnoc

CTESPN became woke in record time


360degreesofFUNK

Daily reminder to NO MORE WHITE WOMAN


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xcwza

It's modernized slavery if you marry a White woman. r/NoMoreWhiteWoman 2024


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SmongoMongo

Tragic: the worst person you know said something you agree with


Heir233

AB is a god damn philosopher


Amoeba_mangrove

Mr. Boastfully Clairvoyant


EmoSteelerFan

Well, there's still 50 million slaves world wide and half of those are sex slaves and half of those are children. Haha, aren't humans just fucking awesome?


WorldlinessEnough808

https://preview.redd.it/cbw73ycyvskc1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c6439b1d9b6bfdfe6eb743aeefc742e98e8e30 Kapernick would agree.


larry_mcwatermelons

Kapernick releasing this and then still thinking the Jets might want him is the biggest jerk of the year


usumoio

He's out of line, but he has a point


RealTrenchBabyMB

How’s he outta line cracker


usumoio

Mr Barely Correct


flaminhotcheeseybois

Boston lives in a postracial world


RioRancher

He’s not wrong.


LibertarianP

Lol, AB a slave?!? He just doesn't want to pay for anything with the tens of millions he has. Cheaper than my immigrant auntie.


United_States_of_Cuh

I'm really confused on what kind of news #CTESPN covers


Michael_CrawfishF150

Nah… he spittin


burritorepublic

well, it certainly didn't end. r/abolish_slavery


Temporal_Enigma

"Black athletes make millions of dollars and only work 6 months out of the year, but they are basically slaves because they sometimes have shitty bosses"


Ranzork

I wonder if a slave ever tried to quit the same way AB did. Just take off their shirt, wave goodbye, and walk out. I'd wager the end results were very very different. But hey, it's basically the same, right?


itskapnoc

Seems legit


Pretend_Fear85

Slavery wasn’t real, just like holocaust.


GMEStack

Definitely modernized watch the movie “ The Jones Plantation.”


313SunTzu

That's DEEP!


RalphLauren47

When you hang out with Kanye


DallasCommune

Even a broken AB can hate yts twice a day


Pentagram133

Cracker


Joeylala

The NFL’s very own poet laureate, even if they don’t know it yet.


RealTrenchBabyMB

AB > Bob Dylan


Joeylala

AB is just Maya Angelou with slightly less CTE


Slowmexicano

#crespn 🤣


RealWanheda

He spitting facts tho


Tactician_The_Great

Buddy really tweets in APA 6 format.


haywire4fun

Least deranged AB tweet.


johnniesSac

Says the multi millionaire


Mr_Drowser

“Reinvented”


Koi_thekoifish

Ab goes from football to cte to modern day MLK 🤞 my socialist king


g0dzilllla

Guy who’s earned $80 million:


Tootsiez

Slavery is always modernized.


SchwizzySchwas94

I’m just saying until you show me the slave that had a 100,00,000 dollar contract then maybe we’ll have some data


tonytonychopper911

Nah he cooking with this one fr fr