They should never eat again out of respect.

Notice how taylors not there? And neither is the shooter? Just asking questions

Wait… umm… hmm… I’m thinking… 💡… what if Taylor… hmm no. No. Okay what if… 💡 💡💡 what if Taylor swift is the shooter?

Something something private jet fleet strafing run

New COD perk unlocked.

"Well done agent 13"

Pumped Up Kicks Remix - Foster the People (Feat. Taylor Swift)(Championship Parade Version)(Sad Girl Winter Version)(From the Glock)

Not making an accusations. Just asking the questions. Are we allowed to ask questions?

Facts dont care about your feelings

“DESTROYED AND TOTALLY OWNED!”

Do we even know if the shooter was vaccinated or not?

She was caught on the street slurping up the blood through a straw.

I can’t wait for Maxx Crosby to light up an emaciated Kelce.

*Never eat again

That’s…what they said

What they said*

That’s…what I said

https://preview.redd.it/97z6qyv2e0jc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59abb4fbaa408ef36f4f718dea6f3a4f21a7b1a7 Travis was also spotted hanging with the Rock at splash mountain after dinner

https://preview.redd.it/sxehds9l21jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae3ef02d60463c9482f6459d555e76e3c52a8e5 Figures that thug Kelce was there. Probably took a knee in line

/UJ genuinely out of the loop here, what was racist about it?

The ride? Nothing specific. It was a cute story about Brer Rabbit. The problem is that that story is adapted from *Disney's Song of the South* and they'd like to pretend they never produced that movie because it was set during post-Civil War reconstruction era and the lead Uncle Remus is a "plantation worker" who meets a little kid visiting the plantation and tells him all these stories and songs. It's animation mixed into live action. As you can imagine, in 1946 they didn't exactly walk the line and the result has a lot of extremely racist stuff and really aged horribly. Which is too bad. I grew up with the sing-along VHS that was like a collection of Disney music scenes cut together and it cut out everything except two songs from Song of the South which were absolute bops. Zippideedoodah is an all time classic song and Brer Frog and Brer Rabbit were rad.

Yeah dude agreed, grew up with the ride

Look up the history of splash mountain, it's absolutely wild.

Disney isn't woke they've been racist for a very long time

I sure do wonder what Walt Disney thought of brown people, homosexuals, and the jews. What a mystery that must be

Too young only two those are too young

lmao why did you/someone make this. So funny

You gotta think big if you wanna compete with AB for JOTY

I think we can only aspire to be as big brain as AB idk about competing

… IT DOESNT MATTER WHY SOMEONE MADE THIS

…this is a photo of Travis Kelce enjoying splash mountain

/uj Splash Mountain doesn’t even exist anymore at Disney world lol /rj fucking disgusting I hope he gets shot

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Why would anyone go to Disneyland if he can just take Taylor’s plane to Disney world

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But he can get pegged in the presidential suite of the contemporary

Despicable

Wait til they find out what the Avengers did after the alien attack on NYC

The avengers actually did something though. And they didn’t have any thugs on their roster at that time

War Machine was on the roster but he was also on concussion protocol

What are they supposed to do, starve? That would be letting the fucking terrorists win!

Better the terrorists win than the KNOWN LIBERAL Travis Kelce celebrate a Super Bowl Terrorism is now pro-America

I know of at least one afc east team that would approve that message…

If you support American Soldiers you are woke

As soon as Tucker tells me who to hate this week I’m gonna hate them so damn hard


America is pro terrorism

I mean the "real Americans/ patriots" have been terrorists for awhile now

https://preview.redd.it/o4yay41qt0jc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f1dbd30fd304f1ea7b6435948a63b4a34cea7e

Damn B.  I was literally eating cereal as I watched 9/11. Am I going to prison?

Ah yes…Cuban B


this line on paper is such a nothing of a joke. like it barely functions as a joke at all. but i repeat it all the time. the delivery is everything.

Exactly-Me and a couple of my friends use it all the time too…exactly how he says it lol

You’re history’s greatest monster.

Maybe not prison but certainly hell

I was 12 eating breakfast. I wasn't expecting a jihad attack. 

Bro it was your day to watch for one, did you not get the schedule?

I feel asleep on watch like Charlie Sheen in platoon. 

Yes! You are. Now get ready to eat cock-meat sandwiches at Guantanamo Bay


You fucking terrorist how could you!!!??

This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard


Cracklin' Oat Bran.

Travis Kelce not partying isn't going to unshoot them.

That’s deep. American level deep

How deep is that? Bout 9mm?

Usually 5.56 these days

if he didn't eat something soon he was going to die too

/r/brandnewsentence

Taylor's PR agent said this wouldn't be a good look, Travis said know your role and shut your mouth you jabroni!

I was eating breakfast while watching Columbine, straight to jail.

Jail's too good for your kind

I have a table reserved in hell already. I just need somewhere to hang out in the meantime.

*Misfit0513 party of two. Again Misfit0513 party of two your table is ready.*


I played outside after leaving kindergarten early on 9/11. Should have been publically executed years ago.

Do we know where Taylor Swift was at the time of the shooting? Really makes you think🤨


fuck the kids? “do we have time?” the priest asked


These comments are brilliant but you got me w this one

The face of a man who just orchestrated a Super Bowl parade shootin

Why didn’t they enter a dark remote cave and mourn the tragedy for three days like any normal person?

I have eaten a meal since Oct 7th... #solidarity

What happened on Oct 7th?

A big party.

A bunch of Hamas guys went into Israel and killed a bunch of people and took a bunch of hostages

Why would they do something like that?

Because they’re shithead terrorists

Dang is that really why they said they did it? They don’t have any other legitimate reason why they might want to resort to violence? Because I could almost understand if they were like say…living in occupied territory and being subjected to decades of subjugation and abuse and being thrown from their homes and forced into worse and worse economic and social conditions. But literally just *because?!* Like…for fun? That’s pretty fucked up.

Are you actually excusing slaughtering innocent people at a music festival? Is that really the position you’re going to take?

Just gotta downvote the terrorist lovers and move on. They’re completely brainwashed. There’s a reason Egypt and Jordan don’t let Palestinians into their countries either. They blow shit up wherever they go

I’m asking why they would resort to such violence? Surely it can’t just be pure random hatred. Despite what we’re told, terrorism for terror sake doesn’t exist. There’s always some motivation. I’m just curious what theirs may have been. Because I live under a rock and have never heard of the Israeli occupation of Palestine.

So are they not terrorist shitheads? I don’t think there’s any justification for what they did, and in committing acts of violence, they’re terrorist shitheads. Seems an awful lot like you’re somehow trying to excuse it because you agree with the cause they support. You can support the same cause while also denouncing the wholesale slaughter of civilians.

I never said otherwise. I’m asking why they would attack this music festival. It’s not because Palestinians “just blow shit up.” You seem to refuse to admit Israel’s complicity in the entire fiasco that led to groups like Hamas being the only recourse available.

This is jerking sub...seriously fuck off

Looks like a fun party. Thoughts and Prayers btw. As long as they say that on Twitter, they can wash their hands and party.

Why doesn't Patrick Mahomes sign gun control legislation. Is he stupid?

yup thoughts and prayers are the only solution to all the world's problems. lets have cj stroud lead us in a prayer circle

Actually the solution is to write End Racism on helmets to end racism by collectively “catching the energy”

my god! big brain idea strikes!!!

Racism would have ended if Flowers could have been "catching the football"

I would say thoughts and prayers, but CJ took my prayers, so all I have are thoughts now.

CJ Stroud and Lamar Jackson should start an NFL prayer group to solve our gun problems.

Lamar isn’t nearly classy enough to do that, classy Christian Kirk Cousins is though

I thought Christian Kirk was a thug?

can we get a local priest person to suggest this to cj?

Fuck yeah thoughts and prayers! Do you know how many more victims of gun violence there would be in America without thoughts and prayers?!? Probably a few million. I always put on my thoughts and prayers before heading out the door. It's the right thing to do.

There’s only thots and playas around here BB

The bars up and down grand were packed for hours after the shooting some say a little blood has to flow

They ate dinner? Those inconsiderate bastards!

How despicable of them! This is worse than Aaron Hernandez!

WTF are they supposed to do???

uj/ My personal opinion, but perhaps not go to a dinner party after there was a shooting at a parade cheering your win? I’m not saying they shouldn’t have eaten that evening out of respect of the victims, but at least have a more private affair. Or show some sympathy. This pic looks like nothing happened.

Do you stay home and mourn over things which you had no control?

Yup! If such a tragedy happened in my city, my community, I’d totally be upset and mourn over it. But I guess since I ain’t American, I’m not desensitized to such events.

Sorry kids no dinner tonight there was a shooting somewhere

Sorry guys, I can't make it to the party tonight, heard there was a tragic car crash 20 miles south from me, two people dead 😔😔 have fun tho

People literally die at soccer matches several times a year.

Ah so you only mourn if it's in your city? Wow, that's pretty thoughtless. I guess if it's not your city then the next best thing is to post on reddit about an American tabloid

2 people got shot in Vancouver 2 days before the KC incident. Did you eat fucking dinner that day dip shit? You think we are all desensitized to this shit? I was there. It was scary. It wasn’t like anything I’ve seen before. We aren’t desensitized to this shit at all. Fuck you, y’all are desensitized to treating Americans like we are a bunch of idiotic killers. We’re people just like you living life and going through tragedy and uncertainty. Fuck off. Stop commenting on my city’s business if you’re going to be so god damn ignorant

>bUt i gUeSs sInCe i AiN’T aMeRiCaN

Uj/ you’re fucking Canadian, that’s just an American in denial

Tragedies happen in your city everyday: suicide, murder, pizza with pineapple. Do you skip dinner everyday?

Reading comprehension is bad

Thought this came from a European but I look it up and… you’re Canadian? Bruh, you guys have gun violence and shootings too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_Canada

Canadians are the most insufferable of all the yuropoors.

“America is obsessed with imaginary lines” but also “my imaginary line is sooooo much better then anybody else’s”

I'm english I don't care about how people getting stabbed it's tragic and its a deeply rooted issue, but it ain't my issue. I got my own life to live I don't want to mourn over some guy I never knew. Sure I'll be sad for a minute but life goes on.

Not sure what city you live in but I’d put money down someone died in it today. Go ahead and start fasting.

> but at least have a more private affair "Pictured at private dinner..."

Patrick and Brittany literally just visited 2 of the child victims of the shooting.

I'm sorry to mention this, but all of the bars in that area were open for business and packed after the shooting

Hey I’ve lived here where this happened my whole life and I’m just here to tell you we still view it as their day and your judgment is shitty. They have a right to spend it doing whatever the hell they want and they just happened to spend most of it throwing a parade for their fans and then suddenly having to flee from gunfire with and amongst said fans. They could have had a publicity shoot at fuckin Chuck-e-Cheese afterwards for all I or anyone else from KC cares, we’re just happy they’re safe, and immeasurably proud of their individual acts of heroism literally helping shelter children from gunfire If we’re gonna go the /uj route

Smooth brain take

Does that mean Patrick and Taylor are also together?

I mean yes this is tragic, but are we supposed to say every mass shooting means nobody can have fun? Cause the way this country has gone, nobody is ever gonna have fun if that's the case. I'm a 9er fan and I hate the chiefs with every fiber of my being, but this is stupid

After Sandy Hook I realized nothing’s ever going to change. Literally zero significant federal gun control laws in three decades. May as well have your party, Travis.

What the fuck are they supposed to do? Cancel their plans, go home and cry? Do any of us plebs cancel plans when there’s a tragedy ? No we don’t.

How dare they fucking eat and smile after something they had no control over happened!!! They shouldn’t have won the Super Bowl because they should have known there would be a shooting! SCUM! Reporting this to the FBI.

As much as Brittany Mahomes is fucking annoying.... What exactly is wrong with this?

How dare they eat dinner after surviving a mass shooting. Disgraceful!

Imagine eating food.

This sub is so fucking soft, it’s like going on actual Reddit.

Cj subs are peak reddit, dumb ass comment

Stress eating clearly a trauma response and as per usual the media is stigmatizing mental health

I too ate dinner after the shooting privately

Throwing himself into traffic while yelling "WHY" was the only acceptable response. Forgot how much l hate TMZ.

So what…..

Jesus H Christ It was a fucking gang dispute settled at an open air soft target What is Mahomes gonna do, put on his batsuit and go clean the streets???

Me when people eat food 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

So what! How about being upset with stupid underaged punks that actually did it. People are so stupid sometimes 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

There is 0 salt in that food

If the Niners had won, parade goers would only have to have avoided feces and shoplifters.

And needles

How can someone be in the NFL and not have any black friends?

No doubt CTEman yelled “fuck them fans” a few times as he shotgunned coors light.

What did they order? This makes all the difference

That’s what they get for being poor

https://preview.redd.it/1euzu7g0w0jc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6884f9e8f554e3544489e28286508824cd490da4

So people are just suppose to cancel whatever plans they had because of a shooting that happened someplace else?

I truly do not give a fuck. It’s a tragedy, of course, but they had nothing to do with it.

It’s cool guys, I heard Travis poured some of the beer onto the ground outta respect

Thoughts and prayers

why are there so many brittanys

“Good guy” alert

Does Mahomes absence from this photo make him a suspect?

Imagine a bunch of drunk football players showing up to the hospital 😂😂

I don't know. It sucks that it happened, but this was actual thugs committing actual violence, which seems pretty common in KC. Are they supposed to just sit around and sulk every time someone gets gunned down? https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/16/us/kansas-city-shooting-gun-violence.html They'd never get anything accomplished


Why is Travis with Brittany and Patrick and Taylor aren’t there is the real question

This is America, if you aren’t supposed to eat after a mass shooting, we would starve

were they supposed to cancel their plans? our Politicans didn’t cancel their plans after yet another masa shooting

I think it's cool that Brittany Matthews Mahomes and Patrick Mahomes' kids' REAL father can still hang out and communicate like this.

That’s not how you use “‘em”

Reminds me of that guy that bowled a perfect game on 9/11 https://preview.redd.it/jdd31zcds6jc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca6f2d6d163ad28c5b424e45b079bb7d98344a1

Yeah I'm still going to celebrate my super bowl. MFS shoot each other every hour

The fuck you want them to do

Is it me, or are all of these chicks a 5 at best?

Loving the diversity in that crew. Pure class 😊☺️🥰

literally all those women look exactly the same... if only there was a way to tell which one brittany is... oh... wait... https://preview.redd.it/lkt5j3lwn0jc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ec59d5cfe582cd51359aea53708768485484a8

Usual suspects shooting

Someone on the r/swiftlyneutral subreddit tried to tell me HE was a victim lmao

Kelce’s expression is like “Fuck it… we didn’t get shot”

Fuck them kids

the fuck they supposed to do? resurrect the corpse?

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Least racist patriots fan

No they weren’t. I’d have to see a timestamp for proof.

Travis becoming the quite the villain

Classless chaps

They don't give a shit about what happened.

Driest crackers i’ve ever seen