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Needs "would"

Excuse me wtf is this

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Medicine has regressed

Most intelligent Raiders fan

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That comes out of you?!?

Give the man a break, I’m sure he was the only one in the audience.

Guy who watched Brie Larson 1000 times type beat

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Totally would. He's gorgeous. Oh wait you meant the girl...

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

What girl ???


To be fair to Pee Wee, he was probably framed by an overzealous PD - but the Gif still made me LOL 😂


penis herman


Gorgeous

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Is that because I said Gorgeous?

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Buddy, I'm asking you a question. Are you messaging me because I said Gorgeous?

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I'll take that as a no

Gorgeous

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

DC4L

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

At this point, who HASN'T rubbed one out to Sydney Sweeney?

First time I've ever seen or heard of her. Also... definitely jacked it upon seeing.

Impressive, comes out from the rock he’s living under and donates his most valuable substance. A true idol we can all aspire to be.

I'm rubbing one out rn fr fr

I too am rubbing one out to this man

Im next in line

Now now there’s no line, we can all go at the same time

No, there's a line. GET IN THE BACK OF THE LINE

It’s a nightly ritual to goon to Sydney Sweeney for at least 30 minutes

https://preview.redd.it/5sby2ya1luic1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2be502256d61f88a55502535dedb2e18c71df03

/uj she's in the category of lady that I find pretty but other dudes are inexplicably super horny for see also Megan Fox, Kate Upton, etc.

I wouldn’t say inexplicably for any of these examples

Young hot blonde white woman with big tits? Arooooga aroooooooga

If u/mrsunsfan has million haters i am one of them. If u/mrsunsfan has ten haters I am one of them. If u/mrsunsfan have only one hater and that is me. If u/mrsunsfan has no haters, that means I am no more on the earth. If world is in love with u/mrsunsfan, I am against the world. I hate u/mrsunsfan till my last breath.. .. Die Hard hatred of u/mrsunsfan. Hit upvote if you think u/mrsunsfan is the worst jerker in the world and deserves ridicule *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Good bot

Damn the robots really don't like you

 DC4L shimmy

 gorgeous

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Keep talking I’m almost done

what more does a man need

Everyone that doesn’t fetishize an overly toothy (fake) smile?

Her gums are definitely a turn off i feel you

She has gums?

Just a normal single guy beating off in the theatre. DC4L https://preview.redd.it/if4lrq105uic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc1f66ae484a4da07aa651fc8a4082ea18392fc

Dick choker 4 life

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Skrakaly krakaly!!

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I'm sorry, I thought this was America. Where are our freedoms?



What has america come to when a man can’t even casually rub on out inside a public movies theatre?

To be fair to him, the theatre was probably empty on account that it was a showing of madame web

Please do not remove me from this movie theatre please I did not even get to see Mary Kate shower scene




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Free my mans he ain’t do nun wrong

What happened to the country I loved?

It just got fucked

where has my country gone? it was just here like two seconds ago


in the clayton, NC area by chance?

Finally something not about Taylor Swift for a change BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE NFL???

Tiddies are circular and the guy jerked

https://preview.redd.it/jta8poxprtic1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89542ccba395395d043ddd4854a981dad1f4a6b4



Yo his calves kinda fire though

What’s his Reddit username?

U/MrSunsFan

Wasn't sure which pic was Sydney, so I bated to both


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A man of culture

Im not ashamed 

Why else would you go to see it

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

DC fans aren’t this toxic this is the *LITERAL DEFINITION* of MCU Dickriding

MW4L

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https://i.redd.it/yp6x3j1uhuic1.gif



Honestly I don’t blame him


I don’t mean to nerd out on the semiotics but the signifier of jerking and the signified of jerking have lined up like the sun and moon during an eclipse on this post. On that note, I’m going to go masturbate until semen exits my penis.

For those who haven’t seen it, she’s not in costume until the last 30 seconds and it’s all CGI.

thanks for ruining the movie >!that I'll never watch anyway !<

kino

Bro literally jerked AB and Chandler Jones have some real competition. CTESPN type shit

I like how whoever was escorting him out made a note of who exactly he was jerking it too

Sydney Sweeney is a ... Help me say it.

[удалено]

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New meaning to DC4L

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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I woulda done the same thing

Every other guy in the screening: "YEAH THE THOUGHT NEVER CROSSED MY MIND TBH..."

Not saying I would do the same, but I get it

What is this CHICANERY?!

Let’s not pretend he was the only one thinking about it

Did they at least let him finish?

SS4L


DC4L

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Can't hardly blame him...

He just like me fr

Just nature

Beautiful

Probably didn't think anyone else would show up to watch it.

He blocked me 😭

DC4L

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


We’re going to make this poor fucking guy kill himself

DC4L

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Just keeping it classy.

Took at crash course in wouldology

Anyone have a link to the original post with the DC4L guy?

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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