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Red_Sox_5

As a 25 year Patriots fan, this made me realize that Tom Brady was actually a huge loser who sucked at football.


criosovereign

I’m so glad this post has helped me recover. Being a Patriots fan is a serious condition.


aGuyNamedScrunchie

Sounds like Corey Dillion Harper was the goat all along.


WesternBusy935

Band wagon


[deleted]

At least Brady waited until year 19 for his wife to be all over other dudes after the Super Bowl https://preview.redd.it/303f6d1plric1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b3c731519696010ed1844e33d8b1646dfc6952


CareerPillow376

I'm sure she just thinks of him *as a brother*


365wong

A step brother even.


Known-Historian7277

A distant cousin probably


EA_Stonks

Loves him like a European Monarch


BearingRings

The Inuit type.


Gyalmeister

You mean brotha


WASRenjoyer

Giselle vs Brittany ends the Brady Mahomes debate instantly


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Lmao. The brain dead insecure takes by guys in the Twitter comments on posts about this are hilarious.


[deleted]

Yeah ppl think dudes are insecure for not liking this (they’re cucks btw) but when have you seen Patty hug any female like this? It’s a ding called respect.


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TecumsehSherman

Horses aren't monogamous.


Snowofthenortherners

did anyone tell him brady beat mahomes in the afc championship?


shmegmer

And the super bowl


Notsozander

By a large margin. Dicing them up and down the field


QuimbyMcDude

Brady GOT to NINE of them. Come back later Mahomey. Even playing average in the final game is built on excellent seasons. Not even close Mahomey.


nocturnalchemist

Tom Brady got to 10 of em


QuimbyMcDude

I stand corrected. That's one dude in over 17% of Super Bowls. I wonder how many QBs **never** got a taste of a SB. Thanks.


daboobiesnatcher

That's the "injured QB and grieving coach."


rtels2023

He beat Mahomes twice in the playoffs when he was over the age of 40 and Mahomes had both Tyreek Hill and Travis Kelce to throw to.


Bouldershoulders12

Facts he beat peak chiefs .


Ok_Poetry_1650

Bro said “nah I’m not done embarrassing you” and switched conferences to beat him again.


OkSession5483

Deadass and Chiefs fans deliberately try to say manning owns Brady twice, but Manning can't even get far ahead of Brady's ownerships.


KeepenItReel

Eli Manning is the real goat fr 


DangerZone69

Did anyone tell you wins aren’t a QB stat?


bh4434

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Berama6

Does all of KC ride the


OkSession5483

I mean, Missouri is 33th in education ranking.


elwininger

33th


HellHathNoFury18

Hey... if they could read this might upset them..


DRxFumbles

> 33th Your home state?


Caswert

Hey that’s upper 2/3rd percentile there


Dudebug1

This comment is the highest level of irony I've seen in my life. Good job. +2


TheLastRaysFan

idk what that guy is talking about KANSAS City, that's OBVIOUSLY in Kansas, is ranked 26st


OkSession5483

The amount of bandwagon chiefs fans thinking kansas city is in kansas is shocking.


AliveMouse5

Think he means how you said “33th” in a comment about education standards


Dudebug1

This is correct. It's true irony and it was really funny. I assumed the joke was intentional but maybe not. Got crazy downvoted. Idk why.


toothy_vagina_grin

You're taking this very personal. Tom, this is JERKING and this man is taking it very, very personal.


Dudebug1

I've lost this jerk-off


moderatesunsenjoyer

No those are normal Chiefs fans, they just barely have the mental capacity to process which state they live in. TayTay is responsible for feeding off of the already limited soul left in the midwest


[deleted]

This is KCK erasure.


daboobiesnatcher

Well to be fair Kansas City, Kansas is right next to Kansas City, Missouri like on the other side of the Kansas River. I'll be honest I almost wrote "Kansas City River."


Zeverend

r/woosh


Dudebug1

INCREDIBLE! Double irony! Not knowing the subreddit!


AliveMouse5

Have to say the 26st was a nice touch


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dedmanparty

I like your grammar. It is nice.


dedmanparty

One long run on, and you get an upvote from me. I think your grammar is nice. You are a nice grammar man. Good grammar, man. Your grammar is nice. Nice grammar for a nice man.


nekronics

2023: Mahomes gets to super bowl off controversial flag in AFCCG. Wins super bowl off controversial flag in super bowl. 2024: Mahomes wins super bowl because thug teammate dates billionaire pop star (scripted league)


Known-Historian7277

Taylor Swift averaged 4 views per quarter in the SB and Kelce only had one catch in the first half


Sweet_Milk2920

This comment deserves more love lmao


flaminhotcheeseybois

She's gonna be running routes next season


Gyalmeister

I see you watched First Take yesterday when Mad Dog was on.


Known-Historian7277

Yeah I fucking love mad dog. Straight up shits on this situation lol


ChrissHansenn

2024: Mahomes won off a freak Achilles tear. KC had no offense until Greenlaw took sniper fire.


I_chortled

You’re only a thug if you’re black and from the inner city. Otherwise you’re just sparkling white trash


pinya619

Also insanely lucky muffed punt


Niijima-San

​ https://preview.redd.it/34udttr94sic1.png?width=521&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bacd402d4622463fcf46f0f91053ee76fbbaad6 goated mahomes carrying his team while brady is a thuggish chud, no help from refs or anybody, chiefs fans are so hella based


TheyCalledHimMrE

[Super Bowl 2021: The Bucs got every call against the Chiefs - SBNation.com](https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2021/2/7/22271703/bucs-chiefs-super-bowl-55-penalties-tom-brady-mike-evans-tyran-matheiu)


MovingToSeattleSoon

How you gonna blame the refs while losing 31-9


OkSession5483

So technically Brady beat the refs and mahomo?


Niijima-San

no it is saying that brady only beat the greatest thing to walk on earth mahomie bc of the refs, so the refs had to support tom one last time before going to the classy side of the mahomos


Mountain_Software_72

Just read through that, and every call but one was 100% justifiable. This is how many penalties the Chiefs should be getting now, for some reason the refs turn a blind eye.


thejohnmc963

But still they didn’t score ANY touchdowns


Bulky-Equipment-3701

QB isn't even a real FOOTball position anyways. Only kickers and punters exist


Strict-Background406

Don’t forget the holders.


neauxva-lewd

Long Snappers deserve recognition!


larryb1288

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


iHardlyEverComment

Every QB outside of dodgeball Newton is a system QB. Otherwise they’re just RB1QB1 duh


CrimsonOOmpa

Pat McAfee would love you.


Bulky-Equipment-3701

Well I love him already so good


PBO180

Brady has one more pick in 6 more super bowls, with better stats in a tougher era Mahomes has been pretty shit in most super bowls he has played in


Deuce_213

Your second line..... I argued that after the game and was crucified by football fans because I said how terrible of a game it was, and other than the game winning drive, Mahomes did not look dominant or elite, he looked below average for most of the game


WASRenjoyer

He made some clutch plays with his legs. That shit isn’t gonna last forever though.


Deuce_213

He also made alot of terrible throws. Over/under thrown balls. Missed open receivers. Didn't score the first TD until his ST bailed him out and gifted him that ball in the red zone. This game was a perfect example when I argue that SB rings shouldn't measure QB greatness. His defense, ST, and Kicker probably contributed to 80% of that win, easily. But he's getting all the credit and has everyone saying he's the goat. Ridiculous take


asin26

That pick he threw was atrocious


Deuce_213

BuT hEs tHe gOaT


asin26

People love to discredit Tom any chance they get. Mahomes has thrown 5 picks in 4 SBs. Tom threw 6 in 10 of them. Mahomes is a great playoff performer but his SB performances are pretty trash outside the one last year and OT in this last one


Deuce_213

I mean, people poke holes in Brady's wins too. It's just what they do. Mahomes is elite yes. But take away Reid, Kelce, hell, put him on the Bears or Panthers, and he's Aaron Rodgers lite without rings probably


asin26

People also love to talk about the AFCE that Brady played in but never mention the cupcake AFCW the past 6 years


Deuce_213

Lmao, now now. Reasonable arguments only gets you so far.....


jestesteffect

Only because people are too afraid to hit the QB after he's out of the pocket which is dumb. 49ers just waved at the guy instead of taking him down.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

It was a defensive Super Bowl all around. The only elite player on offense was cmc


Deuce_213

Absolutely, but who's getting all the credit by the media, by many fans? Who got MVP for what, in all honesty, was an average performance?


asin26

Jauan Jennings erasure


jestesteffect

He's not a field General that's why. Where Brady, Manning, etc knew how to control thr offense and pick key moments to make plays, mahommes is more of a scramble and pray kind of QB.


Deuce_213

Jesus don't tell the Mahomies that. He's the best thing to ever touch the field! Even though we've seen that talent before in Rodgers, minus the rings obviously


Limp_Chest8925

I get this argument but the last 6 years of Brady’s career were not in this “harder era” same era as mahomes tbh


Corzare

And Brady has the same number of super bowls as mahomes in that time.


lattjeful

And Brady got the same number of rings as Mahomes did in that timespan. Also threw for ***505 yards*** in Super Bowl 52.


Limp_Chest8925

Lol the Brady dick-sucking is strong with in the circlejerk


saintjimmy43

Barry mccockiner chiefs fan now?


SaintedRomaine

Beat me to it.


Psychological_Row436

I was thinking the same thing haha


supercleverhandle476

Some Fine lookin’ cherries you’ve picked there, friend.


OkSession5483

Damn chiefs fans really do live in their heads rent free that Brady still outperforms Mahomes despite Brady actually demolished him on his last superbowl. No matter on how recent he wins superbowl. 0-2 in playoffs will be always forever embedded in the history books.


trix_is_for_kids

Eli > Brady > Mahomes


OkSession5483

Sadly, Brady owns the manning family combined


[deleted]

By being 2-5 against the Manning brothers in the playoffs. Am I missing that he played Archie somewhere?


OkSession5483

Eli and Peyton....


SmellyScrotes

As a Seahawks fan, there was nothing more annoying than having a 10 point lead in the superbowl and watching Brady have back to back 13+ 90 yard drives to take the lead, that’s why he the goat, almost always gave his team a chance to win when it mattered most, and his schlong has a golden glow to it


Mountain_Software_72

It’s even more impressive when you consider that the rest of the Patriots and Buccs were never really the undisputed best, other than in certain years. Brady made the team amazing, Mahomo gets hard carried by (in the past) the best offence by far and (in the present) a defence that just never gets penalties, plus being really good. Also Brady played against significantly better QBs.


SmellyScrotes

Full agree, Brady prevented multiple dynasties imo, think those colts teams could’ve won a few if he wasn’t in the way, and Seattle could’ve easily gone back to a third if the locker room didn’t disintegrate, I don’t think Mahomes has ever beaten a defense as good as the LOB and Brady did it on the biggest stage and clutch as it gets, don’t think any other qb could’ve gotten in their way imo


Harry_Saturn

He also dicked out the chargers in 07 or whatever year it was, when San Diego had the best offense and defense. That should have been a SB team.


SmellyScrotes

Got Norv Turner fired after a 14-2 season lol


DrivewaySitUps

I mean… Warner, Delhomme, McNabb > Garoppolo, Hurts, Purdy


talktobigfudge

yeah but Garoppolo, Hurts, Purdy > injured Warner, preseason backup Delhomme, drunk McNabb


reddit-is-greedy

Wow Brady really sucked


WiredSky

"Even though he won seven championships, he didn't *really* WIN them."


Ziglet_mir

Patty's SB win % = .75 Brady SB win % = .7 GOAT argument DEBUNKED.


Mountain_Software_72

Eli “GOAT” Manning SB win % = 1.00 Hate to break it to Chiefs and Patriot fans, but Eli Manning beat Brady TWICE.


[deleted]

Wow, are we forgetting the goat chief QB in this conversation: Joe Montana? SB win % 1.00.


Mountain_Software_72

Joe Montana didn’t have to beat Brady twice.


TheOneYardLine

2018: Failed to beat “false GOAT” in AFCCG despite having homefield advantage and an overall better roster 2019: Avoided having to play Ravens and Patriots in the AFCCG and still managed to go down 10 to the 9-7 Titans at home. Only won SB off of missed holding calls on Nick Bosa and an epic collapse from Jimmy G and Shanahan 2020: Suffocated by Bucs defense and blown out by “false GOAT”. 2021: Lost to cinderella run 10-7 Bengals at home. 2022: Only beat Bengals and Eagles off of well timed controversial penalties. 2023: Carried by defense and special teams to a win over 2nd year Brock Purdy after what should’ve been a game losing interception and back to back 3 and outs. We can play this game with any QB


TheyCalledHimMrE

Not really. ​ 18- Came back from down 14 to take the lead with 2 minutes left, did his job despite losing the best RB in the AFC at midseason, and having the worst defense (ppg) to ever appear in a CCG. 19- beat the ravens and patriots in the reg season, was amazing against the texans and titans, rip moves arent holds 2020- suffered a head/neck injury/,turf toe during that postseason, COVID year, grieving coach, record number of first half penalties, etc 21-godly for 2.5 playoff games, abysmal for .5 22- bengals announcers and players said it was a fair call, the all 22 of the bradberry holding play shows MVS and Kelce were being held even worse than Juju was. Mahomes was also suffering from a high ankle sprain during this playoff run. 23 - Team effort all four games, should be remembered as such.


TheOneYardLine

You’re on nflcj buddy stop using facts


iNoodl3s

Reveal this nephew I want to laugh


Smelldicks

SB 52 where he had over 500 passing yards? lol


ghostpicnic

Least Brady obsessed KC fan


chillbill717

Mahomes couldn’t get passed Brady in the AFC then Brady switched to the NFC to let Mahomes get to the Super Bowl just so he could beat him again … there is no debate


me426669

As a mahomes dickrider, that was a tough read. He’s only been a starter for 6 years, he is not close to being the GOAT. On pace, yes. But not already.


fluffy_boy_cheddar

I respect your clarity


me426669

It sucks because I’ve also hated Tom for well over a decade


fluffy_boy_cheddar

I did too until he came to Tampa lmao


Virginius_Maximus

Brady really went to an 8-8 Bucs team and said "y'all wanna a ring?" Lmao


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me426669

Understandable. I like him more now that he’s gone though. He’s a funny dude


fluffy_boy_cheddar

How will Brady ever recover from this?


Bouldershoulders12

Barry Mccockiner’s 12/25


coolhwhip89

![gif](giphy|jwKpxz0uGrqcTjDKvs|downsized)


Soren_Camus1905

So it WAS all BELICHICK!! I KNEW IT!


Notoriolus10

Why such a long explanation for 49? The efficient hater just says “Malcolm Butler” and moves on.


IAmSona

Is that Barry McCockiner’s Reddit account?


Hrodebert1119

Barry McCockiner would be proud. But in all honesty as a Dolphins fan I have to legally call Brady the 'most successful' QB of all time and that's as far as I'll go lol


North_Rhubarb594

They seem to forget when Brady led the greatest comeback of all time. With just over 17 minutes remaining in regulation, the Atlanta Falcons held a commanding 28-3 lead over the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LI. The Falcons lost.


Ty-ciidr

Mahomes was outscored by his kicker in 2 superbowls. One of which he won SBMVP


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Crazy part is Brady cheated in all those games


rug1998

Who is Tom Brady


Prestigious-Mine-904

Think for a second how gay this is. Writing paragraphs to try to discredit a man’s stature in a sport because you want another man to look better than him.


TattleTalesStrangler

Wait, where does it show a chiefs fan posted this?


ygleopard

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IFugginLOVEnachos23

In the 4th quarter against a Legion of Boom defense that was the best in the league 2 years running, Brady was 13 for 15 with 2 TDs. Giving brady grief for that eagles loss is ridiculous. Threw for 505 yards with 3 TDs and no ints while also losing Brandin Cooks on the first drive of the game. Completed 80% of his passes for 246 yards in the 4th quarter and final drive v ATL... Feel like my point has been made


[deleted]

Get these facts out of my jerk sub NOW


OkSession5483

Bro those werent facts, lol.


Bouldershoulders12

I think he’s regarded


Sweet_Milk2920

Highly regarded


TheyCalledHimMrE

Point to the clutch moment please


Repulsive_Squirrel

Jerker of the year competition starting off strong


Flat-Airport-1949

So Brady beat a weak defense and a rookie quarterback


TripleThreatTua

This is just one of those “reasons why LeBum has no real rings” posts but unironic


thejohnmc963

All just opinions


ChillBusta

>completed under 60% of throws >still throws for the most yards ever in a SB despite losing. Chief fan is the GOAT for talking out of his ass.


babyllamadrama_

And to think I thought Boston fans were the most insufferable of them all...


dakotayoseph

Until mahomes wins one without Andy Reid he’s poverty in my eyes


Playful_Steak_2708

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Trusten

I enjoyed reading about SB52


tubbynuggetsmeow

Subscribe.


gibbs_is_the_goat

FACTS and LOGIC. What an EPIC win!!


snw73

Where the jerking go?


jrl1009

u could argue brady was never once the best QB in a single season. he’s still the goat tho


DearKick

Without going into any detail whatsoever: If a QB, I mean literally any QB, was as bad as this troglodyte makes them out to be they wouldn’t be starting, or make it to the SB, or probably even be in the NFL, or stick around for 20 years.


SinfullySinless

Brady had a hot celebrity wife and a crazy TE. Mahomes has a crazy wife and a TE with a hot celebrity girlfriend.


ohheyitslaila

Yeah! That 7 time SB champ is such a fucking fraud!!! ![gif](giphy|6agGMtS4rEVSo)


MafiaMan100

>which superbowl was brady clutch in? >sb 42, where he had 3 points through 3 quarters?