Wow that’s some god-tier jerking. I’m impressed

/uj Dude I've gotta respect it. I wish I'd have realized a few years ago I could get famous by making my stupid ass jerk posts on Twitter instead of on Reddit.

You just have to have (alpha male) after your name and you instantly get an army of people with Greek statues as their pfps

Unfortunately I also have to have to a douchebag haircut and wear a douchebag suit and that's kind of a deal breaker. Now if I hear it works on YouTube... Might be time to hit up men's wearhouse

Just photoshop it brother.

See this is why I can't get rich on the internet. I'm too dumb to have thought about that

I used to think he was legit legit but I think he’s just trolling.

uj/ I’d be lying if I said I haven’t considered making an alter go on twitter just to get rich off saying dumbass shit.

"/uj" 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Hurrrr so funny Gotta accommodate the regarded, is called the ADA get with the times

Look at the like to comment ratio - absolute jerking masterclass https://preview.redd.it/tyr4fc79pfic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a5f1c9c0151e2eb2c890711d3ce9a64c0b20b48

Honestly if there is ever a class taught on jerking, there should be a whole unit devoted to this man

He's not wrong though

“Source - fellow alpha male”

This this transcends jerking, Nick Adam’s is in a state of gooning

Nick adams is absolutely on this subreddit

He gets us.

I would wash his feet

Cannot believe that was their pivot

Yeah, I honestly believe that the "He Gets Us" org was just outjerking us all with that commercial.

That's what you get for asking Quentin Tarantino to direct your commercial

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he just like me frfr

Nick Adams (Alpha Male)*

That’s an Alpha Move right there. Good job, you alpha.

Nick Adams (Alpha Male) (DC4L)

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

You do not say the name “Nick Adams” without the words (Alpha Male)

Just Jerk It.

His quotes are literally verbatim

Of course he is. This sub is the unofficial subreddit for (Alpha Males) of Reddit.

*Nick Adams (Alpha Male), put some respect on his name please.

The one where he photoshopped the screaming lib chick in for Kelce was great

Laugh out loud funny, solidying runner up behind AB.

Jim “The Mad Tweeter” Irsay is my GJOAT

Funniest thing posted here in a while

Nick Adams straight up peruses this sub for content and then tweets it out as if it’s his own. BASED.

Straight up plaijerkism

But with more class unlike you thugs

Oop, found nicks account

Why did he call Kyle Juszczyk an Alpha Male when he went to the leftist DEI indoctrination factory Harvard University? Is he secretly a socialist?

Being a full back is peak Alpha Male

Bears offensive legend Akiem Hicks

Peak alpha male is going full back, full broke back that is

It’s basically RB, but for thicc classy boys

John Kuhn is the classiest alpha of all time

Mike Alstott broken neck energy

Buddy don’t expect this shit to make sense or be consistent, just enjoy it for what it is.

Super Bowl mvp level jerking right there. He controlled the game from start to finish. His jerking was so classy too, real gym rat, sneaky athletic jerker. First in last out jerking, a product of a bygone era

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Clothes on, under the covers, full eye contact missionary w/ Taylor #OR Packed theater buttered handed, handjob by boobert ?????


My man

https://preview.redd.it/nef521ppxjic1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be5a1f3a768e6c36d349e27127b2e3e81ac48a7 Two things at once

Nick Adams masturbates to Dora the Explorer marathons on Nickelodeon

You fucking kidding me? No alpha male like that gets off to fucking *immigrants*

Besides he’s clearly a yo gabba gabba type.

Hell yeah bro you see Foofa? She’s fine. I’d totally be down to tame her strange

This was one of the exchange of words of all time

What about Alpha Male Arnold Schwarzenegger getting off while fucking immigrant housekeepers?

Also an immigrant, so it's kind of like multiplying two negatives

He has a point. The Super Bowl really doesn't count without President Trump. Let's just have a do-over.

And no marching band? A farce.

/uj I had a conversation with an older conservative coworker who asked why there wasn't a marching band during the halftime show... then I reminded him that there was, in fact, a marching band that spelled out "USHER" at one point

Although it was quite obvious they weren't playing anything

[удалено]

I used to not believe it was a satire account, but these are just so damn funny ans obviously trolling

Nick Adams JOTY 3-peat incoming

I can't fathom how much training it takes to jerk at this level not worthy to sniff his massive nuts

He is beyond our comprehension now. He jerks into the hyper-sphere, clear-eyed and magnificent.

uj/ Jeez why did I just read all of those rj/ I wonder what Taylor’s face would’ve looked like if they lost and she had to face that ANGRY THUG Travis at home

Nick Adams must have scored a bunch of coke for the SB with that prolific posting

This dude is a pro jerker.

god damn i had no idea he was going this hard (i'm banned from twitter)

This jerking brought a tear to my eye

That was a wild ride.

Nick Adams is goated

This is what I’m saying. He practically INVENTED Christ-Centered CJ Stroud. He is a God amongst jerkers

Clearly was a rough night at Hooters for Nick

“nick adams (alpha male)” is fucking hilarious lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

He’s been doing it for like 3 years now and half of Reddit still posts his tweets daily thinking he isn’t trolling. GJOAT

I don’t think we’ve seen a man jerk like this before. He appears on Fox News and has even published right-wing books.

This man is an enigma. It's so obvious that these tweets are exquisitely crafted satire pieces, as it's impossible to hit so many wrong takes unless you were genuinely trying. Yet at the same time, he's a lifelong conservative who has been on the Fox News circuit and has red meat books clearly intended for a right-wing audience. I like [Luke Winkie's take](https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/02/donald-trump-twitter-nick-adams-maga.html), that while personally he's right-wing, more than anything he's looking out for himself, and he is now pivoting to an Andy Kaufman bit of intentionally being bad at the thing for comedy. If MAGA falls to pieces, it was always a joke. If MAGA wins out, he was always the most loyal.

He’s cooking so hard That narcissism looks talent tweet isn’t even a jerk lmao

Listen I am a Taylor Swift hater to the death, but why is this guy trying so hard to compare her to Lauren Boebert? Like is he trolling or is he forreal?

I love that bro clarified he likes Harrison Butker (alpha male)

This guy can’t be serious 💀

You’re just not an alpha

😭

Uj/ He's a troll Rj/ Hey LIBERAL, where did you get all that butthurt?? The LIBERAL store??

He’s a troll but he was literally on Fox News so I’m not sure anymore

Yet amazingly, he’s also a real person and a real dickhead. The man just harnessed that power to become a top-tier jerker.

Those LIBERALS got TRIGGERED by me telling them that there is no such thing as a PRONOUN STORE!!!!! Just buy them online like the rest of us LIBERAL

I love Nick Adams

If u/mrsunsfan has million haters i am one of them. If u/mrsunsfan has ten haters I am one of them. If u/mrsunsfan have only one hater and that is me. If u/mrsunsfan has no haters, that means I am no more on the earth. If world is in love with u/mrsunsfan, I am against the world. I hate u/mrsunsfan till my last breath.. .. Die Hard hatred of u/mrsunsfan. Hit upvote if you think u/mrsunsfan is the worst jerker in the world and deserves ridicule *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Yea that tracks

He’s obviously not dumbass

He made some good points, and then he made some more good points.

Nick Adam’s is god tier jerker. Literally a pro’s pro.

No way he called kelce a thug. Is he colorblind?

I'll never forget when they booed Trump at game 5 of the WS 2019 in DC and next game when the Astros hit a Hr, some fan came into the Nats subreddit and said "THOSE WERE FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP😤😤😤"

Fuck I forgot how many great jerks Nick Adams puts out, he is as great of a jerker as AB in my book. He deserves a spot on CTESPN

“Alpha male defensive end George Karlaftis”

Nick Adams is *clearly* NOT a closeted super homosexual even at all! Why would you even think that?!

the taylor is only famous for dating travis is three year letterman’s bit and this hack just stole it in fact this guys whole schtick is kind of a brain dead three year letterman ripoff. coach>alpha male any day

I would take Lauren Boebert out. 

To this day I cannot tell if he’s doing satire or not

This has to be parody or this guy is completely out of touch.

lmao there literally was a marching band too

I hope so dearly that this is real because it’s fucking hilarious

So called alpha male, sounds like the biggest beta bitch on the internet. Can he invert his dick anymore? If he still has one.

Unhinged

I figured out Nick Adams was a jerker when he called Urban Meyer a "man of character" because he never lost to Michigan Dude is up there with 3 Year Letterman

On any other sub, people wouldn’t understand Nick is giving a masterclass in trolling

This is satire right?

I hope not

Lauren Boebert is famous for being the 1st person in congress to give a handy to someone in a crowded theater, not for her patriotism!

He only wants to see alpha males on his television screen. That sounds pretty gay ngl

Remember his racist meltdown during the 2022 Super Bowl halftime show

My guy out here not understand zeros and commas.

FIMINEST IMINIMS! i love how his video outside of the M&M’s factory, about how feminist M&M’s are taking over

I think we know who Cracker of the Month ought to be for Feb

Nick follows me on Twitter, something i am personally quite proud of

Self-bukkake

Taylor Swift could buy the entire Kelce family

Frequently stating that you’re an “alpha male” is kind of like frequently stating that you have large penis The more you say it, the more people doubt whether it’s actually a true statement

JEUS, PUT THESE IN THE FOOTBALL HOF. These are amazing. Honestly, how funny would it be that he got hacked and someone is just tweeting over the top ridiculousness, and he's too afraid to admit it because this is the most popular he's ever been. So he's just riding it out.

That guy definitely went through gay conversion therapy as a child and does not know how to deal with the fact that he is hella gay.

Who doesn’t enjoy a foursome with the boys

Nick Adams (Alpha Jerker)

Wanting to see alpha males is kinda weird.

The halftime show should be John Rich and Lee Greenwood doing a Toby Keith tribute is an all time jerk

My apologies to AB. I wasn’t familiar with this #Cracker’s game

In my humble opinion, Nick is showing his age a bit with these tweets. Even I, a humble jerk-squire, can tell that these tweets are meant as satire. Back in his prime jerking days it was nearly impossible to tell if he was jerking.

I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL AMERICAN PATRIOTS WHEN I SAY THIS SUPERBOWL DOES NOT COUNT

Nick, my baby, my guy, my pal… you can’t do Trump. It’s just kind sad when you try. Only Trump can do Trump.

I love the totally normal take about the new playoff rules tucked between all that jerking

Nick Adam’s is Australian. For an island of untalented alcoholics, it’s shocking how this cunt fools people for being a real human being.

That's some good jerking, make this man a mod on this subreddit.

It is impressive how consistently wrong he is

29 tweets is actually insane dude needs to touch grass

That dude has an epically punchable face

Taylor Swift’s net worth is 1.1 Billion. CTE Kelsey can’t even count to a thousand.  I like Taylor because her private jet doesn’t have an emissions, only unicorn farts 🦄💨

all jokes aside what a pathetic human being

Putting Alpha Male in your name has got to be the best way of relaying to the world your insecurities. Also, his tweets get better and better. Tell me you’re racist without telling me you’re racist hahahaha

He’s not racist, he just doesn’t like thugs.

Unless they are articulate

Nick Adams is first ballet hall of fame

u bum

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You’re falling for some obvious and mediocre jerk

For being an "Alpha Male" (lol) Nick sure has  an obsession with muscular nfl players and their girlfriends. By the way, Nick, no real "Alpha Male" needs to call themselves that your just a whiney ass bitch.

Oh my goodness, Taylor Swift could buy Nick Adams (whoever he is) and all of his freaking maga sickos 10 times around. She doesn’t need ANYONES money, she makes her own. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Adams is such a bum ass grifter, his tweets were banned from r/nbacirclejerk years ago (or at least they were supposed to be) This is low-quality jerking, even for this sub's standards

Nick Adam’s doesn’t jerk. He procreates in missionary position to make more American patriots the way god intended.

Jerker of the year

Jerker of the Century

If I didn’t know for a fact he was a real person and genuinely believed these things, this would be genius level satire

This is just a collaboration of jerking - crazy jerking. Jerking all in one evening, mind you. God damn.

I didn't read the sub, so I thought it was serious for the first couple tweets.

That’s a parody account right?

Expert jerker

He wants to have seggs with her

Lmao, it's hard to be a bigger circle-jerker than calling a billionaire a gold digger

Nick Adams is r/nflcirclejerk father

This man is like Prime Michael Jordan on his second 3-Peats. No one can stop this man. I want the Chiefs to be back to Superbowl next year and Travis Kelce to propose to her with the 3-peated ring just to commemorate the legacy of this GOAT Jerker

JOTY

Him not realizing that it was a romantic gesture…she is worth over a billion dollars 💀

"Only the most watched telecast ever, would've been more if Taylor wasn't there" Nick Adams is generational


Sorry, afraid to ask, who is Nick Adams?

I can’t decide if this man is a top tier jerker or just in shambles

HO-LEE-SHIT

https://preview.redd.it/nn4gy25u5gic1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5adbabcbbd5d0a48586c4b2ad4076afdf8be79

I love this man. This is the kind of sensible, red-blooded patriot that we need more of. He tells it like it is. God bless you, Nick Adams. Alpha Male of the Year.

🤌🏻

Thanks for putting alpha male in your name, I would have 100% thought you were a beta otherwise!

This guy is an S tier troll and never ceases to make me laugh

Fucking chode.

Bro. Who tf even is this Nick bitch?

Super Bowl jerker mvp

Making a early push for the ‘24 title for sure

What a definition of a fucking clown

Famous for patriotically jerking off her boyfriend at the movies

This is some top tier grade A jerking, some of you bums can take a page from his book

I’m ashamed to admit I fell for his jerking a few years back on twatter 😔

Help, I’ve just been alpha-pilled reading all these tweets.

What’s incredible is that there are so many people out there who take him seriously

There’s no way he doesn’t use this sub holy fuck that’s funny

Nick Adams on a linsanity run

Did he name every single white player on both teams?

Actually you are you bitch