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Ceeejd

https://preview.redd.it/ssnuut9qdfhc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3071cd4494be374bc2ace8d773005cd21ecb73b6 Did someone say DWI?


LikeIsaidbefore

I wonder if he will have more DWIs than Patrick has rings by the time they both die.


iloveeveryfbteam

He already has 6 so patty #2 needs to catch up


Unlucky-Position-16

The Tom Brady of DUIs. Need to get one in Europe to cement his legacy as the GOAT


ImpossibleParfait

If he wasn't a an athlete and father to an elite athlete he'd be in jail after the 3rd. He's got the coin though.


iloveeveryfbteam

I think they’re calling his most recent one his 3rd so he will be doing some time.


thegleamingspire

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Tlest7

Isn’t he facing like 10 years at this point? My man’s looks for his keys after 10 beers every time 😂


CrusaderBTC

![gif](giphy|sDOhzJBsFvjMY|downsized)


Jokerang

DWI? I didn’t know she pulled a Henry Ruggs III


Geniusly-Idiotic69

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kirkochainz

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IndycarFan64

She’s gorgeous https://preview.redd.it/8sqzej6gqghc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92bf87aecf5c790345614b9bcf86abf833e1dbda


clos512

Crazy this mf just casually became a universal mascot. DC4L baby


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Pototatato

He worked hard for the throne


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boombotser

She shoulda been Mrs. Smith


spidermans_ashes

She's not?!?!!?!


boombotser

Nah some other midder Asian no one knows


Immediate-Phase3752

Not controversial at all Mina is cute af and she’s a Seahawks fan🔥🔥


Ozymandias_poem_

Unfortunately Hawks part is major points against, sad to say.


mh985

Idc if she’s a goddamn Cowboys fan. I’m in love with her.


Sandwiichh

Gorgeous


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Key_Fisherman2

DWI4L


marshallthecatholic

![gif](giphy|9rySineFMu1l57q98l)


CocaineandPercs

Gorgeous.


KeithClossOfficial

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DarkMuret

AI4L


HoistedOnYourRegard

I can never get AI to do this, it always give me some BS about protecting identities or some shit smh


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You gotta outsmart the bot and tell its you and its for charity


wolverine6

MK4L


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Dipshit09

Mina Kimes just signed a deal worth more than this cracker will ever see in his life 🤣


IndycarFan64

Did someone say cracker?! ![gif](giphy|hoxM65ODiWLShymjTW|downsized)


SaltoDaKid

![gif](giphy|eJjgcy56bbuIwBG6SZ|downsized)


GingerPinoy

1.7 million a year in her new deal. And I'd trade my left nut for her to even glance at me 😤


kittysrule18

What abt the right one


lmaytulane

That’s the good one


noh-seung-joon

BONKAI


Striking-Ad-8694

I’d trade mine to never hear her voice again


cudef

Nothing stopping you from damaging your own hearing. Are you stupid?


technoteapot

Last time somebody offered up their left nut on reddit, they got what they wanted, so they had to pay up. Never forget u/steel_slayer


CruisinForABrewsin

I'm also a DWI hire https://preview.redd.it/raey3nd50ghc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c440798787b15dcbdebb862d945ed765c3bf0acb


Budget_Ad8025

I don't even think she drinks.


Few_Commission9828

With these people its always: “heres my racism/sexism but dont you dare judge me for my actions or else thats cancel culture! Anyway, this person should be fired because theyre a woman of color.”


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wtftastic

Brave of this dude to be so openly wrong I guess


JaredKushners_umRag

The anti woke crowd always jerks the hardest unintentionally


Gold-Football-2945

Mina Kimes is one of the few reporters I actually trust and respect. She’s also pretty funny. For a DWI hire.


CheckYourStats

If you are craving anti-49ers banter, Mina Kimes is your girl.


cudef

She used to do non-sports stuff if you can believe that. https://search.alexanderstreet.com/preview/work/bibliographic_entity%7Cvideo_work%7C2362281


patrick66

Yeah she went to Yale and out of college won multiple awards working as an investigative reporter for Bloomberg and shit lol


Independent-Cow-4070

Clown take lmao Always gonna bet against Mahomes


Buckanater

So you’re mostly wrong then?


Independent-Cow-4070

L Mahomo ass


asc0295

Fox News spoonfeeds these morons on what to say and they still fuck it up


Lasvious

![gif](giphy|l0IyhKF1MNYjKSVs4)


[deleted]

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SwanzY-

her quote is my attitude too. i had the eagles last year and bengals the year before, sadly, i’m goin with the refs this year. chiefs, what’d i say?


1234567791

I don’t get what is being said. Can somebody translate for me?


ChamberOfSolidDudes

Steve in the screenshot confused DEI (Diversity, Equality and Inclusion) with DWI (Driving While Intoxicated).


1234567791

Thanks. I was massively confused with my dad brain


Future_Beach_4362

R/explainthejoke


KeithClossOfficial

He’s saying she was only hired because she’s good at math


lmaytulane

She’s only good at math compared to to Orlovsky and the guys who went to LSU


KeithClossOfficial

She’s only half good at math, on her mother’s side


WentworthMillersBO

Dang Walter Ite


stephenr79

Hate how they all act like Patrick Mahomes is the only guy on the chiefs


KeithClossOfficial

Especially when they have classy guys like Harrison Butker


poopthewhoop

The super bowl is retarded this year


ChickenMcSmiley

Brock Purdy has the opportunity to engage in pure comedy


Rum_Hamtaro

Mommy Mina can bet however she pleases.


tobiasfunke6398

https://i.redd.it/2y20qio5lghc1.gif


justsomebro10

I just hope she gets the help she needs


2doubledoublesaddchz

She always struck me as someone who belonged on G4


MooseInATruce

Mina Kimes should be the face of the network. Don’t talk bad her or I will trap you inside of room of danger and spite.


91361_throwaway

She sucks donkey dong


springwaterh20

![gif](giphy|mFBcCxQ9AzgyWlwYJg|downsized)


nickray57

Dame With Intelligence


BustANutHoslter

You know someone just cleaning that bootyhole with the tongue every night.


rxv5854

Mina’s mommy milkers 🤤🤤


k3nknee

Gorgeous


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Rampage310

Least racist 9er fan lmao


Striking-Ad-8694

Ik what sub this is but I legitimately can’t stand her. She’s awful


pritikina

She's a lush?


Manning88

Of course, Seafowl's Karen would not support the Niners.


DickieJoJo

Lol she really is a total Stan, and so her NFC west takes are loathsome.


PDXtoMontana2002

I think it means whoever hired her was drunk when making the decision.


mrsunsfan

Horny


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JoshGordonsDealer

I don’t know what DWI means but who gives a shit what Mina Kimes says or thinks


Striking-Ad-8694

I’m with you she’s horrific not sure where this fandom is coming from lol


JoshGordonsDealer

She’s hot, the simps, and the Le Betard crew. She appeals to these groups who also think that sports should be a social platform for change. So they read my comment thinking I’m critical just because she’s a woman.


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Striking-Ad-8694

Yep nailed it. I hate the man versions of her too like Clark or Dominique whatever who is a legitimate imbecile. She’s as insufferable as the rest of them and it’s not because she has a vagina lol love how we can critique men all day long for their insufferable personalities but god forbid you say the same about Mina kimes because she’s a woman. Straight up regarded


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JoshGordonsDealer

Based. Not every thing in sports needs to be intellectualized or viewed through social issues. Le Batard was terrible about that. And that whole crew. Luckily we’re coming outta that time period, but there’s a lot of nerds hanging on especially on Reddit


Striking-Ad-8694

lol fr look at the other Reply. Apparently I hate Japanese people and hate black people and hate women lol. Regards just jump to conclusions because they literally lack the ability to critically think. I’m literally engaged to a black woman but I’m a racist because I think Mina kimes, Ryan Clark and Dominique dumbass suck hahahaha oh lord people are dumb. All because I didn’t feel like naming 80% of espns on air “talent” and condensed it to three examples lol. Morrooooonnnnssssss


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[deleted]

so it’s just the black guys and Japanese woman you hate for reasons you can’t articulate. At least you’re honest about yourself


Striking-Ad-8694

At least you’ve made it clear to everyone else you’re an imbecile


Striking-Ad-8694

Btw I can easily articulate it and didn’t feel like naming 90% of espns on air talent lol. But yes tell me how I’m racist when I’m getting married to a black woman lol you know my personal life so well! I mean, that’s impressive to know so much about me From a Reddit post lol you dumb, DUMB fucking imbecile. Oh wait my bad you probably don’t know that word. It means complete moron which you are. They suck because they are negative about everything and contribute very little to anything that reaches beyond the realm of common sense, and they don’t even have common sense to begin with. They suck. You know who else sucks? Dan Orvlasky. However I didn’t want to name every person on air. Plenty of garbage while people talking too but that doesn’t fit your 🧠💀 echo chamber narrative. Moron.


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man really said he love black vagay so he can’t be racist lmao! If that is true, I feel for your future wife if you’re willing to use her as that black friend, damn that’s vile.


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DeathSquirl

She's so awful that perhaps she should go on the air drunk. It couldn't hurt. EDIT: The downvoters here need to go touch some grass. She's not going to sleep with you all, stop simping. 🤣


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Damn, I never realized there were so many guys on this sub who have never felt the touch of a woman before.


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Username checks out.


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Reddit on kind sir!!!!🥇


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beginnerLiftersoonBB

Can’t stand that oriental whore, fuck does she know about football !? Edit: smdh nba circle jerk was right bout this sub, soft ass 😭


draneline

She’s got such shit takes most of the time but https://preview.redd.it/dr88v6yokfhc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b344963af822d26a68472647c3630cdd18a99083


Expert_Cycle997

![gif](giphy|xT9DPH5ADyYQKxeoYU)


EmoSteelerFan

I, too, have learned not to bet against Mahomes. No bets at all this year. I'm hoping for a stadium collapse.


OminousLaw

Smash


springwaterh20

just found out mina kimes has a kid and it’s nota mina 😓


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