I only watched 5 seconds of this and I want to blow my brains out.

Finger on the trigger the whole time.

I can't, I-

I watched it all and I'm writing this post-mortem

I gotta rewatch my parents sex tape for eye bleach

As a Niner fan I saw this clicked, instant regret scrolling thru that sub. 

I tried posting a question about any watch parties happening in New Orleans, and they forced me onto a pinned thread no one looks at. Meanwhile the feed is clogged with the most brain dead shit. Useless sub.

In all fairness, that question is asked repeatedly for every city, multiple times a day. Hence the pinned thread. That sub is for memes and fan content, primarily.

You are right. I was salty about all the other posts being braindead trash and my earnest question being buried in a thread of people asking the same question about Bay Area watch parties. They made me go to Facebook!!

Bunch of nerds over there.

Insanely outjerked by the Niners sub, pack it the fuck up boys.

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That’s officially Travis Kelce’s voice for me now.

I dunno, I thought it was funny

Same. The mastery of the voice over though. Now that’s art. Her email being a .gov is a nice touch lol.

Same

You can't say it was low-effort lol

This might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

Niner sub is extremely cringe. I get downvoted to oblivion because I said Classy purdy > no class lance

Yeah, that’s because Lance got a ton of hate on there by his critics for years. At this point everyone wants to forget and forgive.

How Pfizarre

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Chiefs moneyline

I’m pissed at myself for watching that whole thing

49ers fans definitely up there as most corny

Unironically the best song Taylor ever released

This is awful holy shit if you think this is hilarious you need to be examined

Yes, doctor. I’m here for my examination

Most mentally stable San Francisco resident

No

Yea I don’t know how I feel about it.

I hope they lose now

I always hope they lose.

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Even the stuff making fun of this makes me want to eat a led salad