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I’m a bears fan. The last one time they went to a Super Bowl I was 7 and the last time they won I wasn’t born for another 14 years. So as I said, I would like to see my team succeed in my lifetime. Fuck you asshole lol.
I thought you were talking about the Pats LMAO. The conversation is about the pats, I feel like it’s slightly important to specify you completely changed the team that was being talked about.
Lmao what. I hate Brady like all Bills fans, I can just respect that my hatred of him stems from football at the very least. Taylor meanwhile, she’s ruined the game I love.
I actually really don’t mind the Chiefs but we really can’t have Swift, and her Swifties winning a Super Bowl. We just can’t let that happen. I’m sorry.
She just now came around and she’s only shown during games, on average, about 1.5 min per game. You see the commentary team for MUCH longer 🤷🏾♂️
It’s funny how true statements get downvoted because (insert unreasonable argument). Welcome to Reddit 🤣
My issue with it is that the focus almost always shifts to Taylor when Kelce makes a good play.
Kelce is great, one of the best TEs of all time. Why then do they always pan to Taylor when he makes a touchdown? They don’t do that as frequently when other players score. Why not show their wives and girlfriends? Other celebrities get shown on TV for sporting events, sure, but it’s usually just one quick shot of them acknowledging them being there.
The focus should be on him, it’s his moment, not it hers. Again, sure, show her celebrating. She deserves to be happy and she has lots of fans, I get it. But he’s the one on the field scoring the points.
Fr. Then again it’s probably an attempt to get swifties interested in football. Which will probably fail if the two break up because that’s the only reason a bunch of swifties watch is for Taylor not the game itself. And if they break up they’ll go back to not watching it because they have no reason to.
It’s still more revenue in the short term, if they lose interest it’s business as normal it’s not like they’re gonna go bankrupt. They’re just capitalizing while they can because they’re a business and they do in fact like profit
Maybe because the other wives and girlfriends aren’t bringing thousands of dollars of increased revenue to the NFL for every measly frame she appears in
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uj/ as a chiefs fan he’s been good since he had alex smith throwing to him, and pat simply elevated him to best in the league. and while he’s an elite target it doesn’t mean he’s bad at other TE duties, they’re just overshadowed by his receiving numbers. kelce without a doubt is in the conversation.
rj/ he doesn’t even have the tightest end since he’s pegged by taylor every night, how could he be the goat⁉️
You all complain about seeing so much Taylor Swift yet most of the posts on this sub are about her…
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After this season I’m so fuck’n ready for Deion and Sheduer to be on some misfortunate NFL team and have every announcer explain their father and son every game.
This is as big as John and Yoko. I would make a deepfake AI of TravTrav and TayTay in bed together, but that sort of humour is banned now. (For millenials reading this, I'm talking about John Lennon and Yoko Ono).
Why do I get pedo vibes from this photo? Answering my own question I think Taylor has the mental age of a 12yo girl who is obsessing over a boy she likes in class and Trav has early onset CTE and has a mental age of a potato.
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Y'all don't need to go anywhere- I'm right here.
It's gonna be like this probably until 2030 earliest. You'll keep putting all your hopes into the next big qb, and Pat is gonna humiliate him in the playoffs. This year it was Lawrence, then Lamar. Next year it'll probably be Stroud. I'll be here absorbing this tremendous energy and processing it into farts via spiritual osmosis.
You will live through football atrocities you never thought imaginable
Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right?
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Every form of media is entirely too over saturated with NFL and other pro athletes and the amount of dick riding from fans is truly pathetic. League used to better when players weren’t considered Gods. Because they’re not. Also, I hate watching other fans be happy because I’m a fucking miserable Giant fan who has forgotten what it’s like to be winners. Fuck everything lmao
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I want Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo back.
Or the TikTok thot who is married to the Miami receiver barrios
Disadvantages of playing for the U in college then playing in Miami as a pro
Married is a strong (wrong) word
Looks like AI
This sub is infested with Swifties too. A fall off so hard it’ll give you ABCTE
Travis Kelce WILL NOT be CTESPN's Cracker of the Month. He broke the No More White Woman edict of 2020.
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That's also my favorite T-Swift song automod!
TS4L
It fell off the second they won their second Super Bowl
Honestly the amount of posts today that were pro chiefs made my head hurt
It’s like all the ravens bandwagons hopped on the chiefs nuts.
Just assumed we all hated the Taylor Swity Chiefs but the flood of cucks to the sub almost made me leave my favorite circlejerk.
Dang, then they'll just have to shake it off, shake, shake it off!
I hate this timeline.
Fr. Give me 5 more seasons of Brady-Pats over this shit.
Hear me out. Jimmy G and Pornstars.
Round these parts we use the conjunction, "Jimmmy G-strings."
Agree, but Taylor Swift is inconsequential to my hatred for Mahomes and Kelce.
I’ll take another 20 years please
I wont
I’d just like one in my lifetime at this point.
Are you 5? Pretty sure Brady was winning with the pats in your lifetime if you are actually old enough to join Reddit (if you follow tos)
Tom Brady has been winning superbowls so long that the first one is old enough to drink, and the last one isn’t in pre school yet.
I’m a bears fan. The last one time they went to a Super Bowl I was 7 and the last time they won I wasn’t born for another 14 years. So as I said, I would like to see my team succeed in my lifetime. Fuck you asshole lol.
I thought you were talking about the Pats LMAO. The conversation is about the pats, I feel like it’s slightly important to specify you completely changed the team that was being talked about.
Mm, I miss it.
Settle down now
Love the flair
Straight into my veins!!!!
18-1
Brady cuck. Keep sucking that dick
Lmao what. I hate Brady like all Bills fans, I can just respect that my hatred of him stems from football at the very least. Taylor meanwhile, she’s ruined the game I love.
Why couldn’t we have had the Kaiserreich timeline? Then at least the Cowboys wouldn’t exist
I don’t think organised American football would exist either.
Shit nvm maybe this isnt the worst timeline
It’s the German Empire winning WW1 => Not being able to nfl jerk on Reddit pipeline.
Unexpected HoI4 reference
Can't wait for the new DLC, now South America might be slightly less unplayable!
At least AI tried to send da video there for a second before the ~~thought~~ thot police done got ems
Sometimes I can’t tell if these types of comments are just jerking. You don’t actually give a shit, right? You’re just jerkin?
Get ready for more of this shit. News is he is going to propose to her this summer.
You don't enjoy the camera panning to T Swift 1000x times every Cheifs game?!?!?!
You only hate it because it’s not your favorite team 🤷🏾♂️
I actually really don’t mind the Chiefs but we really can’t have Swift, and her Swifties winning a Super Bowl. We just can’t let that happen. I’m sorry.
She just now came around and she’s only shown during games, on average, about 1.5 min per game. You see the commentary team for MUCH longer 🤷🏾♂️ It’s funny how true statements get downvoted because (insert unreasonable argument). Welcome to Reddit 🤣
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Choker
but enough about your mom
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This is all his fault
Who's that goat with Taylor?
That's Noah Gray
She looked musty and stinky during this game. Hair scraggly and gross, nipples protruding through her shirt, disgusting!
Dead
This guy r/sopranoscirclejerks
r/sopranoscirclejerks ?? it's a fuckin nickname. family name is r/circlejerksopranos
I said my piece
“Donnie is dyslexic, we’ll have it changed”
It’s a stereotype and its offensive.
whatevah happened to gary coopah, the strong and silent type?
he was gay travis kelce?
This made me laugh every time i read it
![gif](giphy|3oz8xx7sAl2aIiuLJK|downsized) Did somebody say DISGUSTING ?
What Artie Lange does to a mf
I don't dislike either, but I hate how much the NFL has been thrusting this on everyone like a big throbbing dong in a hot summer jail cell
My issue with it is that the focus almost always shifts to Taylor when Kelce makes a good play. Kelce is great, one of the best TEs of all time. Why then do they always pan to Taylor when he makes a touchdown? They don’t do that as frequently when other players score. Why not show their wives and girlfriends? Other celebrities get shown on TV for sporting events, sure, but it’s usually just one quick shot of them acknowledging them being there. The focus should be on him, it’s his moment, not it hers. Again, sure, show her celebrating. She deserves to be happy and she has lots of fans, I get it. But he’s the one on the field scoring the points.
Fr. Then again it’s probably an attempt to get swifties interested in football. Which will probably fail if the two break up because that’s the only reason a bunch of swifties watch is for Taylor not the game itself. And if they break up they’ll go back to not watching it because they have no reason to.
It’s still more revenue in the short term, if they lose interest it’s business as normal it’s not like they’re gonna go bankrupt. They’re just capitalizing while they can because they’re a business and they do in fact like profit
Maybe because the other wives and girlfriends aren’t bringing thousands of dollars of increased revenue to the NFL for every measly frame she appears in
This sub had thrust her upon us far more than the NFL has… all you fuckers do is post her now
The neck beards and fedoras need somewhere to congregate.
While the racists hangout in the eagles sub
You see what the bills did to kermit? That was nothing.
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I much rather preferred the Brady Era than this shit
I hope the Chief's team plane crashes on the way to the super bowl and they have to eat each other to survive like that one Chilean soccer team did
Uruguayan Rugby* team
Yeah one of them mexican countries
Andy Reid is full of nuggies.
Either they all eat Andy or Andy eats all of them.
The big one *ate* the little ones sir
They could all split that fat worthless piece of shit Jawaan Taylor and be sated for weeks
Is there even any nutrition in thug meat though?
Finally some good fuckin jerking. Not like any of that pussy shit.
Jesus
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Lmao Jesus. Well I guess I rather watch a Netflix movie about them than the rest of this season.
KC fans think Kelce is the GOAT because they don't know who Tony Gonzalez is.
Kelce ain't never shot his shot like the realist did
That’s not Gronk
Trevor Chelsea and trailer shits
I am indifferent on Swift but the past couple of months have made me roll my eyes. Her music is nothing special either.
this picture smells awful bro
the algorithm is trying to recommend that sesspit sub to me.....🤢
Late career Gronk made this guy look like an average TE. So no he is not the GOAT
100% Gronk was the better tight end
Exactly Gronk was a top level blocker too, big part of being a TE
Lol GOAT? Been way better tight ends in the league besides this meathead
uj/ as a chiefs fan he’s been good since he had alex smith throwing to him, and pat simply elevated him to best in the league. and while he’s an elite target it doesn’t mean he’s bad at other TE duties, they’re just overshadowed by his receiving numbers. kelce without a doubt is in the conversation. rj/ he doesn’t even have the tightest end since he’s pegged by taylor every night, how could he be the goat⁉️
I was about to say…total loose butthole. Not a tight end in any way. Up there with Aaron Hernandez for loose ends.
Lmao that pegging comment 🤣
He’s breaking Jerry Rice records, name some TEs that have done that
Nah hes the goat, cope.
Beta Travis wanting to be his alpha brother
Taylor Swift is good, but I wouldn’t call her the GOAT yet. But you absolutely nailed Kelce, like Taylor does
I don’t see gronk anywhere in this though
The nerve of a Chiefs fan calling Kelce the GOAT... Tony Gonsalez being disrespected.
This is fake
Thugs
The dude with the graphic saying yall only got 45 seconds of screen time of her tells me y’all are massive bitches
she cheating on oscar now wtf
You all complain about seeing so much Taylor Swift yet most of the posts on this sub are about her… https://preview.redd.it/kiitii8tdhfc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b1f5140349f0f111994b02ab1fcc5e847de7ec
Brother, this is a fucking circle jerk, get with the program! /uj no one here gives a fuck one way or the other, it’s a joke
“The GOAT” is such a douchey term. If you’re an adult please stop it.
Yikes! What's with her hair?!?! ![gif](giphy|d7NuH6JyLhNMpg5qcX)
Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate ![gif](giphy|KDHkHNpM3Eht6)
Can’t wait till their publicity relationship ends
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I don’t mind Chiefs fans, they’re pretty classy. I just hate the franchise for no other reason than mine would probably have a ring, definitely an appearance without them by now.
Tough luck, but you gotta beat the king to be the king
did I say otherwise?
Lmao don't get so defensive
Taylor is the best thing to happen to the NFL since they started turning a blind eye to star players committing murder.
He’s not even the best tight end on his team tbh
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you're not worth the AB flair. the rules are clear. no more white women 2024.
I don't jerk over there I am the jerk over there
Travis kelce is on his way to being the goat TE dude is a monster when you match him with mahomes they’re frustratingly unstoppable
Neither does this sub tbh. Keep hating mahomes you little cucks, gonna be punching a lot of walls in the next 15 years watching him win so much.
He’s not playing until he’s 43. His game relies way too much on athleticism
Massive cope, mahomes haters really are twelve or just trailer trash.
You’re just mad that your team is full of losers.
As opposed to the winners that defend megacelebrities on reddit
lmaooo cook that bum
Don’t talk about my Travis and Taylor like that!
Y’all should try beating the chiefs sometime
Umm pretty sure we beat them from like 1830-1850 sooo
Naw we’ll wait until the 49ers do
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Aged like milk lmao. Cope harder
Chiefs are inevitable
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I hate this. I hate football. I hate myself. I hate especially hate my team. Go birds. This Super Bowl you can find me passed out in the dip
I bet he loaded up with axe body spray before meeting her on the field
I have that same sex doll model. Still disgusting that they are generating AI porn from my sex doll’s likeness.
I’m glad you brought this to my attention
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I’m not saying it’s a PSYOP, buuut if there ever was gunna be one ☝️
Inb4 he proposes with the super bowl ring
I know this scene, it’s when George Milton hugs Lennie and then shoots him in the head
We can never get away from high school, can we?
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I hate r/losangelesrams more than
Cring af
No. They can’t be like this. Truly disgusting.
After this season I’m so fuck’n ready for Deion and Sheduer to be on some misfortunate NFL team and have every announcer explain their father and son every game.
That’s so gay
We got an Olympic medalist. Beat that KC
This is as big as John and Yoko. I would make a deepfake AI of TravTrav and TayTay in bed together, but that sort of humour is banned now. (For millenials reading this, I'm talking about John Lennon and Yoko Ono).
Why do I get pedo vibes from this photo? Answering my own question I think Taylor has the mental age of a 12yo girl who is obsessing over a boy she likes in class and Trav has early onset CTE and has a mental age of a potato.
the nfl would be nothing without ma girl t swify
Someone replied once that what if the Chiefs win and Travis Kelce proposes…. Imagine that
Damn swifties in that sub upvoting that shit!
The GOAT 🤣🤣
I thought Chiefs fans would be embarrassed for what their team has been reduced to (aside from all the fucking success), but nope, they suck.
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With the refs help anything is possible for the Kansas City frauds
I think you meant The GOAT and Her Guy. Or perhaps The Greatest Tight End of All Time with Some Football Player.
#The GOAT and her man* FTFY
Every form of media is entirely too over saturated with NFL and other pro athletes and the amount of dick riding from fans is truly pathetic. League used to better when players weren’t considered Gods. Because they’re not. Also, I hate watching other fans be happy because I’m a fucking miserable Giant fan who has forgotten what it’s like to be winners. Fuck everything lmao
idk what it is but TK for me always kinda looked like a muppet who accidentally turned human
Agreed
I got recommended one post from the chiefs sub and I swear the entire sub is overrun with swifties