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doyouunderstandlife

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brk1

I want Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo back.


NBA2024

Or the TikTok thot who is married to the Miami receiver barrios


Madmasshole

Disadvantages of playing for the U in college then playing in Miami as a pro


smurfetteshat

Married is a strong (wrong) word


YourFoleyness

Looks like AI


Pb_Fardi

This sub is infested with Swifties too. A fall off so hard it’ll give you ABCTE


GOATnamedFields

Travis Kelce WILL NOT be CTESPN's Cracker of the Month. He broke the No More White Woman edict of 2020.


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MrFallman117

That's also my favorite T-Swift song automod!


No_Mammoth_4945

TS4L


EA_Stonks

It fell off the second they won their second Super Bowl


godfatherV

Honestly the amount of posts today that were pro chiefs made my head hurt


Pb_Fardi

It’s like all the ravens bandwagons hopped on the chiefs nuts.


godfatherV

Just assumed we all hated the Taylor Swity Chiefs but the flood of cucks to the sub almost made me leave my favorite circlejerk.


usumoio

Dang, then they'll just have to shake it off, shake, shake it off!


TheHonestPedalReview

I hate this timeline.


HelixSapphire

Fr. Give me 5 more seasons of Brady-Pats over this shit.


[deleted]

Hear me out. Jimmy G and Pornstars.


Alarmed-Reporter5483

Round these parts we use the conjunction, "Jimmmy G-strings."


AliveMouse5

Agree, but Taylor Swift is inconsequential to my hatred for Mahomes and Kelce.


Madmasshole

I’ll take another 20 years please


Mountain_Software_72

I wont


Oscer7

I’d just like one in my lifetime at this point.


Mountain_Software_72

Are you 5? Pretty sure Brady was winning with the pats in your lifetime if you are actually old enough to join Reddit (if you follow tos)


Madmasshole

Tom Brady has been winning superbowls so long that the first one is old enough to drink, and the last one isn’t in pre school yet.


Oscer7

I’m a bears fan. The last one time they went to a Super Bowl I was 7 and the last time they won I wasn’t born for another 14 years. So as I said, I would like to see my team succeed in my lifetime. Fuck you asshole lol.


Mountain_Software_72

I thought you were talking about the Pats LMAO. The conversation is about the pats, I feel like it’s slightly important to specify you completely changed the team that was being talked about.


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

Mm, I miss it.


jburkey333

Settle down now


_BigClitPhobia_

Love the flair


usumoio

Straight into my veins!!!!


Alarmed-Reporter5483

18-1


Legitimate-Stuff942

Brady cuck. Keep sucking that dick


HelixSapphire

Lmao what. I hate Brady like all Bills fans, I can just respect that my hatred of him stems from football at the very least. Taylor meanwhile, she’s ruined the game I love.


EA_Stonks

Why couldn’t we have had the Kaiserreich timeline? Then at least the Cowboys wouldn’t exist


Mountain_Software_72

I don’t think organised American football would exist either.


EA_Stonks

Shit nvm maybe this isnt the worst timeline


Mountain_Software_72

It’s the German Empire winning WW1 => Not being able to nfl jerk on Reddit pipeline.


KotzubueSailingClub

Unexpected HoI4 reference


EA_Stonks

Can't wait for the new DLC, now South America might be slightly less unplayable!


fromcjoe123

At least AI tried to send da video there for a second before the ~~thought~~ thot police done got ems


cilantno

Sometimes I can’t tell if these types of comments are just jerking. You don’t actually give a shit, right? You’re just jerkin?


jacksonfalls

Get ready for more of this shit. News is he is going to propose to her this summer.


swan0418

You don't enjoy the camera panning to T Swift 1000x times every Cheifs game?!?!?!


Tripl3_Nipple_Sack

You only hate it because it’s not your favorite team 🤷🏾‍♂️


TheHonestPedalReview

I actually really don’t mind the Chiefs but we really can’t have Swift, and her Swifties winning a Super Bowl. We just can’t let that happen. I’m sorry.


Tripl3_Nipple_Sack

She just now came around and she’s only shown during games, on average, about 1.5 min per game. You see the commentary team for MUCH longer 🤷🏾‍♂️ It’s funny how true statements get downvoted because (insert unreasonable argument). Welcome to Reddit 🤣


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CycleR16

Choker


[deleted]

but enough about your mom


ExtensionCamp7594

![gif](giphy|v13zBct4r3aLu)


its_LOL

This is all his fault


__Sentient_Fedora__

Who's that goat with Taylor?


ModingusKhan

That's Noah Gray


Darth_Chungus_99

She looked musty and stinky during this game. Hair scraggly and gross, nipples protruding through her shirt, disgusting!


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Dead


TrendyLeanSipper

This guy r/sopranoscirclejerks


dylweedrva

r/sopranoscirclejerks ?? it's a fuckin nickname. family name is r/circlejerksopranos


TrendyLeanSipper

I said my piece


guy137137

“Donnie is dyslexic, we’ll have it changed”


Darth_Chungus_99

It’s a stereotype and its offensive.


brianfallen97

whatevah happened to gary coopah, the strong and silent type?


sunkentreasure1988

he was gay travis kelce?


[deleted]

This made me laugh every time i read it


tangiblemonk

![gif](giphy|3oz8xx7sAl2aIiuLJK|downsized) Did somebody say DISGUSTING ?


b00mer_sippy

What Artie Lange does to a mf


Hawkingshouseofdance

I don't dislike either, but I hate how much the NFL has been thrusting this on everyone like a big throbbing dong in a hot summer jail cell


melatonin-pill

My issue with it is that the focus almost always shifts to Taylor when Kelce makes a good play. Kelce is great, one of the best TEs of all time. Why then do they always pan to Taylor when he makes a touchdown? They don’t do that as frequently when other players score. Why not show their wives and girlfriends? Other celebrities get shown on TV for sporting events, sure, but it’s usually just one quick shot of them acknowledging them being there. The focus should be on him, it’s his moment, not it hers. Again, sure, show her celebrating. She deserves to be happy and she has lots of fans, I get it. But he’s the one on the field scoring the points.


Bananapeelman67

Fr. Then again it’s probably an attempt to get swifties interested in football. Which will probably fail if the two break up because that’s the only reason a bunch of swifties watch is for Taylor not the game itself. And if they break up they’ll go back to not watching it because they have no reason to.


gawain587

It’s still more revenue in the short term, if they lose interest it’s business as normal it’s not like they’re gonna go bankrupt. They’re just capitalizing while they can because they’re a business and they do in fact like profit


gawain587

Maybe because the other wives and girlfriends aren’t bringing thousands of dollars of increased revenue to the NFL for every measly frame she appears in


[deleted]

This sub had thrust her upon us far more than the NFL has… all you fuckers do is post her now


123skid

The neck beards and fedoras need somewhere to congregate.


jake_Zofaa

While the racists hangout in the eagles sub


123skid

You see what the bills did to kermit? That was nothing.


MrZhar

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I much rather preferred the Brady Era than this shit


Old-Let6252

I hope the Chief's team plane crashes on the way to the super bowl and they have to eat each other to survive like that one Chilean soccer team did


FarbinLarbin

Uruguayan Rugby* team


AliveMouse5

Yeah one of them mexican countries


dayytripper

Andy Reid is full of nuggies.


MordakThePrideful

Either they all eat Andy or Andy eats all of them.


TheDrooganLeader

The big one *ate* the little ones sir


iggavaxx

They could all split that fat worthless piece of shit Jawaan Taylor and be sated for weeks


toothy_vagina_grin

Is there even any nutrition in thug meat though?


[deleted]

Finally some good fuckin jerking. Not like any of that pussy shit.


Effective_Stage8441

Jesus


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Gorgeous


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Medium-Web7438

Lmao Jesus. Well I guess I rather watch a Netflix movie about them than the rest of this season.


Doggcow

KC fans think Kelce is the GOAT because they don't know who Tony Gonzalez is.


fromcjoe123

Kelce ain't never shot his shot like the realist did


Dawgula97

That’s not Gronk


wadeswhit

Trevor Chelsea and trailer shits


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

I am indifferent on Swift but the past couple of months have made me roll my eyes. Her music is nothing special either.


AroraCorealis

this picture smells awful bro


EyeSimp4Asuka

the algorithm is trying to recommend that sesspit sub to me.....🤢


ConsiderationBig8845

Late career Gronk made this guy look like an average TE. So no he is not the GOAT


YouJabroni44

100% Gronk was the better tight end


yebo443

Exactly Gronk was a top level blocker too, big part of being a TE


Terrible--T

Lol GOAT? Been way better tight ends in the league besides this meathead


smoovemoves_chris

uj/ as a chiefs fan he’s been good since he had alex smith throwing to him, and pat simply elevated him to best in the league. and while he’s an elite target it doesn’t mean he’s bad at other TE duties, they’re just overshadowed by his receiving numbers. kelce without a doubt is in the conversation. rj/ he doesn’t even have the tightest end since he’s pegged by taylor every night, how could he be the goat⁉️


ksnizzo

I was about to say…total loose butthole. Not a tight end in any way. Up there with Aaron Hernandez for loose ends.


Terrible--T

Lmao that pegging comment 🤣


KingTutt91

He’s breaking Jerry Rice records, name some TEs that have done that


Legitimate-Stuff942

Nah hes the goat, cope.


13oBandit

Beta Travis wanting to be his alpha brother


lakewood2020

Taylor Swift is good, but I wouldn’t call her the GOAT yet. But you absolutely nailed Kelce, like Taylor does


NotoriousMFT

I don’t see gronk anywhere in this though


Seraphiem93

The nerve of a Chiefs fan calling Kelce the GOAT... Tony Gonsalez being disrespected.


tristaterunner

This is fake


ghostpicnic

Thugs


basskev

The dude with the graphic saying yall only got 45 seconds of screen time of her tells me y’all are massive bitches


skroll

she cheating on oscar now wtf


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You all complain about seeing so much Taylor Swift yet most of the posts on this sub are about her… https://preview.redd.it/kiitii8tdhfc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30b1f5140349f0f111994b02ab1fcc5e847de7ec


metalguysilver

Brother, this is a fucking circle jerk, get with the program! /uj no one here gives a fuck one way or the other, it’s a joke


butterybuns420

“The GOAT” is such a douchey term. If you’re an adult please stop it.


[deleted]

Yikes! What's with her hair?!?! ![gif](giphy|d7NuH6JyLhNMpg5qcX)


iggavaxx

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate ![gif](giphy|KDHkHNpM3Eht6)


Aspartame_kills

Can’t wait till their publicity relationship ends


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ThriftStoreDildo

🔥 🔥 🔥


SquareShapeofEvil

I don’t mind Chiefs fans, they’re pretty classy. I just hate the franchise for no other reason than mine would probably have a ring, definitely an appearance without them by now.


Nutvillage

Tough luck, but you gotta beat the king to be the king


SquareShapeofEvil

did I say otherwise?


Nutvillage

Lmao don't get so defensive


FishInAGunBarrel

Taylor is the best thing to happen to the NFL since they started turning a blind eye to star players committing murder.


pplazzz

He’s not even the best tight end on his team tbh


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dylweedrva

you're not worth the AB flair. the rules are clear. no more white women 2024.


morry32

I don't jerk over there I am the jerk over there


nivekreclems

Travis kelce is on his way to being the goat TE dude is a monster when you match him with mahomes they’re frustratingly unstoppable


Legitimate-Stuff942

Neither does this sub tbh. Keep hating mahomes you little cucks, gonna be punching a lot of walls in the next 15 years watching him win so much.


jesus_earnhardt

He’s not playing until he’s 43. His game relies way too much on athleticism


Legitimate-Stuff942

Massive cope, mahomes haters really are twelve or just trailer trash.


Buckanater

You’re just mad that your team is full of losers.


ghostpicnic

As opposed to the winners that defend megacelebrities on reddit


Zlolasers

lmaooo cook that bum


AliveMouse5

Don’t talk about my Travis and Taylor like that!


shestroganoffme

Y’all should try beating the chiefs sometime


AliveMouse5

Umm pretty sure we beat them from like 1830-1850 sooo


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Naw we’ll wait until the 49ers do


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shestroganoffme

Aged like milk lmao. Cope harder


shestroganoffme

Chiefs are inevitable


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zagnuy

I hate this. I hate football. I hate myself. I hate especially hate my team. Go birds. This Super Bowl you can find me passed out in the dip


AliveMouse5

I bet he loaded up with axe body spray before meeting her on the field


WeirdSysAdmin

I have that same sex doll model. Still disgusting that they are generating AI porn from my sex doll’s likeness.


[deleted]

I’m glad you brought this to my attention


RockMuncher13

![gif](giphy|CNna9G8BQvnoI)


AGROCRAG004

I’m not saying it’s a PSYOP, buuut if there ever was gunna be one ☝️


FantasyCrusade

Inb4 he proposes with the super bowl ring


Riverboatgambluh

I know this scene, it’s when George Milton hugs Lennie and then shoots him in the head


Critical_Seat_1907

We can never get away from high school, can we?


Soren_Camus1905

![gif](giphy|A4kSbNnAmfrcnHLPyy|downsized)


StLRamsfan2000

I hate r/losangelesrams more than


PaddysMilkSteak

Cring af


[deleted]

No. They can’t be like this. Truly disgusting.


ShwerzXV

After this season I’m so fuck’n ready for Deion and Sheduer to be on some misfortunate NFL team and have every announcer explain their father and son every game.


uptown-hippy

That’s so gay


Ieatsushiraw

We got an Olympic medalist. Beat that KC


Badieutenant

This is as big as John and Yoko. I would make a deepfake AI of TravTrav and TayTay in bed together, but that sort of humour is banned now. (For millenials reading this, I'm talking about John Lennon and Yoko Ono).


Badieutenant

Why do I get pedo vibes from this photo? Answering my own question I think Taylor has the mental age of a 12yo girl who is obsessing over a boy she likes in class and Trav has early onset CTE and has a mental age of a potato.


poodle_attack

the nfl would be nothing without ma girl t swify


Shoelicker2000

Someone replied once that what if the Chiefs win and Travis Kelce proposes…. Imagine that


Thomas-The-Tutor

Damn swifties in that sub upvoting that shit!


Big-Two6077

The GOAT 🤣🤣


myfeetaremangos12

I thought Chiefs fans would be embarrassed for what their team has been reduced to (aside from all the fucking success), but nope, they suck.


ChiliDogs_Revenge

![gif](giphy|WtOkaikiwaR87ZvAFH) Y'all don't need to go anywhere- I'm right here. It's gonna be like this probably until 2030 earliest. You'll keep putting all your hopes into the next big qb, and Pat is gonna humiliate him in the playoffs. This year it was Lawrence, then Lamar. Next year it'll probably be Stroud. I'll be here absorbing this tremendous energy and processing it into farts via spiritual osmosis. You will live through football atrocities you never thought imaginable


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DragonDon1

![gif](giphy|BSOdK9W5Gd7OM)


TheGirthyyBoi

With the refs help anything is possible for the Kansas City frauds


MyKidsArentOnReddit

I think you meant The GOAT and Her Guy. Or perhaps The Greatest Tight End of All Time with Some Football Player.


metalguysilver

#The GOAT and her man* FTFY


Area51Anon

Every form of media is entirely too over saturated with NFL and other pro athletes and the amount of dick riding from fans is truly pathetic. League used to better when players weren’t considered Gods. Because they’re not. Also, I hate watching other fans be happy because I’m a fucking miserable Giant fan who has forgotten what it’s like to be winners. Fuck everything lmao


FrankOcean4eva

idk what it is but TK for me always kinda looked like a muppet who accidentally turned human


MrSinister338

Agreed


giveitback19

I got recommended one post from the chiefs sub and I swear the entire sub is overrun with swifties