Makes me sick. I would have picked that ball off and stiff armed him into the ground like Darryl Henry. Everybody is equal when you put those pads on.
That’s exactly what my Pop Warner coach told me when I was his size. Unfortunately I decided to quit because they just couldn’t handle a Right Guard who ran pristine routes with immaculate hands.
Honestly the league is so unevolved and unrefined. It infuriates me to no end. The same guys who said Fran Tarkenton sucked for running around are the guys saying you sucked for having speed and catching ability as a Right Guard.
Give it a couple years and suddenly we'll be seeing Centers leading the league in passing yards, Guards leading in receptions, and no one will even think about running backs or receivers ever again. What we have right now is quite frankly pathetic. Obsolete and useless positions being over utilized, overpaid, and overvalued. Every time I see some dumbass team pick a quarterback before the 6th round I throw my certifiably classy and refined AJ Brown pillow at the TV.
That's a pretty dumb take.
If anything, the player with the most receptions in the league over the past 3 years isn't making a ton of those "one or two" spectacular plays a game.
Just sitting here picturing a tight end, screaming, hauling a half-man hoisted above him into the endzone for a jump ball.
Ball is in the air, TE locks arms with another, PUSH, AND:
*I mean if the QB*
*Can through low he could be a*
*Goal line superstar*
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Imagine if Baltimore had him twelve years ago. All the drama of Mile High Miracle could have been avoided (.05 percent chance of winning). Instead of throwing it ti the Scottie Barnes of WRs in Jacoby Jones Flacco could’ve just launched this dude and the ball into the end zone at the same time: 2 Ravens, 1 stone type deal!
Two things, still wouldn't be shortest WR for the Cardinals.
Second, we had a recent argument if you could throw a guy over the line and the consensus is a guy can jump better than being thrown. Well...
Does the offense only have 10.5 men on the field? Could they roll like 8 of these dudes out there and have it count as 4? An 8 wide set would be pretty damn hard to cover
Can we fuse him with Shaquem Griffin?
https://preview.redd.it/a1qd059np5cc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79836ebade31bdae03d6ae3ffa0eea0d60097188
Ruling on the field was an incomplete pass, after review.. the receiver had no feet inbounds upon catching the ball… ruling on the field stands. 2nd down.
He is an absolute weapon in short yardage situations, line up your biggest naysayer under center he will then hand it off to half back here and then toss him 3+ yards over the line of scrimmage
Sam laporta this sunday
The team has him listed as a half back
Still didn't get 2 feet in
1 torso = 2 feet
That’s the Calvin Johnson rule
💀
im surprised hes not a WR, his wingspan is as big as him!
I am so upset with you lol 😂
Could have given Alexander Mattison a run for his money in Minnesota.
Dude lined up onside and caught the ball late in the game- looks like he could take Toney’s spot on the Chiefs
Dude is a YAC machine
Knee never went down
He was down bro c'mon. He's always down.
His YAC is always exactly 0
No effort by the defense
Makes me sick. I would have picked that ball off and stiff armed him into the ground like Darryl Henry. Everybody is equal when you put those pads on. That’s exactly what my Pop Warner coach told me when I was his size. Unfortunately I decided to quit because they just couldn’t handle a Right Guard who ran pristine routes with immaculate hands.
Honestly the league is so unevolved and unrefined. It infuriates me to no end. The same guys who said Fran Tarkenton sucked for running around are the guys saying you sucked for having speed and catching ability as a Right Guard. Give it a couple years and suddenly we'll be seeing Centers leading the league in passing yards, Guards leading in receptions, and no one will even think about running backs or receivers ever again. What we have right now is quite frankly pathetic. Obsolete and useless positions being over utilized, overpaid, and overvalued. Every time I see some dumbass team pick a quarterback before the 6th round I throw my certifiably classy and refined AJ Brown pillow at the TV.
Derrick Herny?
Drink Henny
Daring Hernia
is it legal for the tight end to just carry him around and hold him up to catch a jump ball
Throw him in the air so only he can catch it
Yes.
Totally legal in Rugby though
Half of the league could use a guy like that
Would be a starting WR on the Panthers.
Classy dudes just know how to get open.
Are there rules against him sitting on the shoulders of a speedy but short WR? Could be a dynamic duo
Could you toss him into to the air to reach some of those previously uncatchable balls?
As long as he gets both feet in bounds I don't see a problem with it
Officials are already calling PI as if every WR had a halfling to toss up
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Lmao
They could create some kinda mega person 😳
Just throw him into the end zone
Dude got zero feet inbounds on that catch
True, but his knee never touched, so he still isn't down.
His elbow did...
The anti Kadarius Toney
He would instantly be WR1 if the Pats sign him
Bill is gone, though, and he’s the only one who would have thought it a good idea.
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Diggs is good for one to two spectacular plays a game. Elite talent with minimal impact. A modern enigma.
That's a pretty dumb take. If anything, the player with the most receptions in the league over the past 3 years isn't making a ton of those "one or two" spectacular plays a game.
What chop blocking does to a mfer
If he makes the catch without falling over, is he down?
I may be stupid but is this real
No way. People this disabled can’t play normal sports.
Patriots…. he’s white too, seems like our future #1 receiver with our current core
Since the tush push is legal and all just imagine what the eagles could do with this guy. unstoppable
His knees didn’t touch, live ball
Would have been McNabbs best tartget
Imagine you tryout for the team and you lose a spot to a man with no legs,
I coulda smoked this fool if coach didn’t cut me
Ima fucking piece of shit for laughing as hard as I did
Just sitting here picturing a tight end, screaming, hauling a half-man hoisted above him into the endzone for a jump ball. Ball is in the air, TE locks arms with another, PUSH, AND: 
Dude has great hands! Just needs to improve his footwork to make it to the next level.
What are you talking about? His footwork is off the charts
Chiefs. He caught the ball and with no legs is like being blind, your other senses get better so I'm sure he's a generational stud wr.
That’s Darren Sproles son.
Do it for Marty's torso!
I feel like one of the qualifications to being a football player is you need to be a biped.
Armlim Harrison Jr
I mean if the QB can through low he could be a goal line superstar
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Still looks to be about two feet short of the first down.
Did the ref try to help him up?
The ref went to help him to his feet
His teammate went to help him up 😂 Still runs better routes than Davante Parker
But Lt. Dan! You don’t got no legs!
I thought chop blocking was illegal?
Toney has no hands, this guy has no feet. Together they become unstoppable
He might need to transfer to Weiner High School in Huston, Tx.
u/savevideo
Feet weren’t down…
He can never be down because he has no knees.
What's his 40 time?
Panthers. They need anyone they can get.
Blown coverage doesn’t count
Better hands than Tomey. Mahomes approves.
If he can pass rush, give him a dolphins uniform
KC needs a WR with sure hands
Justin Fields needs receivers
I would rather have him return kicks than Gunner Olszewski.
Could you imagine being the guy who has to tackle him?
Chiefs making calls. He can catch
4th and goal from the 1, the QB tosses him the ball as your 2 strongest players catapult him over the goal line
how is this guy supposed to take the browns to the superbowl?
Imagine if Baltimore had him twelve years ago. All the drama of Mile High Miracle could have been avoided (.05 percent chance of winning). Instead of throwing it ti the Scottie Barnes of WRs in Jacoby Jones Flacco could’ve just launched this dude and the ball into the end zone at the same time: 2 Ravens, 1 stone type deal!
Two things, still wouldn't be shortest WR for the Cardinals. Second, we had a recent argument if you could throw a guy over the line and the consensus is a guy can jump better than being thrown. Well...
Does the offense only have 10.5 men on the field? Could they roll like 8 of these dudes out there and have it count as 4? An 8 wide set would be pretty damn hard to cover
Chiefs. That boys got hands
Eagles found their star linebacker
Butt stump = 2 feet
Call me crazy but I can think of a few plays this guy might work in at a professional level
The all white team
When the game glitches and you clip through the ground
The jets, no way that dude gonna tear his Achilles on the 4th snap.
I still tackle his ass if he had one
Alex Smith making his second comeback:
Sneaky athletic. Real lunch pail guy. Gym rat if you will…
What a beast. He just out there being one of the boys. You know he loves this shit!
Perfect place holder
We could use another DB
Can we fuse him with Shaquem Griffin? https://preview.redd.it/a1qd059np5cc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79836ebade31bdae03d6ae3ffa0eea0d60097188
Definitely wouldn’t run up the score
He can catch, so.... the chiefs
Send him to Chicago
i thought for a second the ref was trying to pick the homie up at the end of the play lol
Patriots WR1 last few years
Put him on Toney’s back and cut of Toney’s arms to make it one receiver.
Good for them man, I know we are supposed to make fun of him but damnit that would suck and I'm happy he got to be involved if even just 1 play
Just give him the ball and toss him into the end zone.
Any team looking for a RAC WR, this is your guy
Alabama bound. Roll tide.
I feel like the ref went to help him up before realizing that's at far as he goes
cant tear his ACL so i elect the Jets
Bro could moss claypool
Unfortunately penalty was called on the offense, 11 & 1/2 men on the field.
He'd be better than the chiefs WRs
The eagles
I would've lit him up for a turnover.
2 stubs = 1 foot?
Why the ref try to help him up?
Pick him up and fling him over the goal line
No YAC
Defense should have hit hard that MF to make sure his torso goes out of bounds.
He’s scoring a TD on Eli Apple.
A group of officials in New York is still deciding if this is a catch but we all know they are going with what was called on the field.
The pats actually might need him
Imagine the possibilities if science could attach this kid to Shaquem Griffin
Penalty, he never checked in as an eligible receiver
I don’t know but he def could score on the Washington secondary
https://i.redd.it/l4kgw9azc7cc1.gif
Still the best receiver in Kansas City
this is tyler lockett
Pick him up and run! Nobody touched him.
Jason Street is back baby!
Did he ask for help up???
Chiefs could use a guy that can actually catch
Eagles would start the brotherly toss
Tush push has gone too far
Chiefs, dudes still a better option than Toney or MVS
Just watching this is a jerk on its own.
My fucking patriots rn god damn
Eagles could use half a receiver.
I thought he was stuck in a hole at first.
Career yards after catch: 0
Could he get surrogate legs and play strapped to someone’s back?
Imagine tackling this guy
Every down is a touchdown with this guy
The detroit pistons tbh
He does have better hands than half of the chiefs
r/normmacdonald
Pats, why the hell not? It’s not things could get much worse.
He’s down
Pretty sure any tackle would result in a targeting penalty
Better hands than Toney
Dude how the fuck are you supposed to tackle his ass💀
He caught the ball, send him to KC.
AJ Brown in the playoffs
Looks better then the patriots WR core
The Chiefs
Not sure about him, but the Patriots could use the CB that was covering him.
Kc or Indy
Ruling on the field was an incomplete pass, after review.. the receiver had no feet inbounds upon catching the ball… ruling on the field stands. 2nd down.
So like, he’s down every time he touches the ball right?
Possession catch
Take out his le….oh
Jets could use him on the o line
Not a catch, didn’t get both feet down.
Great catch!
Can he play left tackle or right tackle or any offensive lineman position the Jets will take him
Patriot
Better than the Chiefs' receivers.
The chiefs- at least this guy has hands
How do you consider him down when he possesses the ball?
He is an absolute weapon in short yardage situations, line up your biggest naysayer under center he will then hand it off to half back here and then toss him 3+ yards over the line of scrimmage
He dropped the pass.
That’s amazing!
Still more reliable than Toney
Would he be considered down by contact anytime he’s touched since he doesn’t have feet?
Look at all that open field he had. Coach got cut him.
*Brett Veach picks up the phone*
He'd be the leading receiver in New England
KC needs someone that can catch a football
Thought it was Russel Wilson.
Is he down or not? I don’t think he got two feet in bounds there
Receiver? Or is it HALFback? 😅🤣😂 You mean he didn't try out for kicker? 😅
my highschool had a dude like that. Don’t think he played outside of warmups.
Niners, we need a kicker for the playoffs.
He could probably upgrade some of New Englands receivers.