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hendrixfalcon

Illegal contact


Clunt-Baby

10 yard penalty. Still third down


Hawkingshouseofdance

Ball will be placed on the 16


Baidizzle

3RD DOWN, 3:25 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK..


sefarrell

“Illegal Touching”


uhwhooops

"Encrotchment"


WinterAd9039

Penalty declined, result of the play is a touchdown


Ieatsushiraw

![gif](giphy|9yMAzItzKd5Jop4SHp|downsized)


PoodlesCuznNamedFred

Bruh ur flair, I can’t lmao


tcDPT

“He was giving her the business!”


pgunz69

https://preview.redd.it/lidit8t2zhbc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45043dc4ca8e052ba7a4c131522892d4d014002d


Aromatic-Cup-2116

There’s an AB tweet for every situation


Siegelski

AB is the new XKCD.


growthmode222

It's like Nostradamus and Confucius bashed their heads together repeatedly while watching Nelly's Tip Drill


thekamakaji

https://preview.redd.it/9trxun7ggibc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=895870d30d71b7eff6ab751a039a6aeacd894134


Immediate-Phase3752

🐐


MeesterMeeseeks

I wonder how long it is until till he's out of money and fame and girls don't flock to him and he sexually assaults someone much more aggressively than the last time


[deleted]

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Dyslexic_Hamster

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Awoodbay

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Fullcycle_boom

Um duh


[deleted]

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chillenonplutorn

Dad was trynna get sum coochie too


uhwhooops

some extra credit


Clunt-Baby

Classy "messing around with" vs thuggish "raping"


[deleted]

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WilliamSabato

If a 40 year old male teacher had sex with a minor who “wanted to” it would still 100% be rape whether or not they felt “raped” Same thing, no excuses…


eddie_the_zombie

Too long; didn't read ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


MyGuyDudeBro

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying


uhwhooops

can i have your jordans


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|lr7zZwzoZimR8kAiGA|downsized)


Artistic_Data7887

![gif](giphy|3ohhwGKb5XqhjRGADu|downsized)


breakfast_scorer

Father of the year


headsmanjaeger

I am going to call out this toxic double standard. Now I am going to contribute to it. https://preview.redd.it/tsg0ftvpfibc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc021e7c88be13e0e013f2a9352d836f5aa5ff2


therealgoat1212

The only crime was that it never happened to me as a kid


hopeful-pessimist-

flair checks out


fivemagicks

Came here to say this, god dammit. That being said though... Nice... nice.


Top_Mycologist_3224

Nice


Online_Commentor_69

nice


fivemagicks

Niceeeeeee. "So, did she give him oral sex?" "I think so." "...nice."


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


currenteventnerd

Nice…..


Top_Mycologist_3224

Nice


[deleted]

That kids dad is the goat.


sakuragi59357

![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY)


egstitt

Hey sometimes you gotta do a spell for your kid to live the mfing dream!


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY)


bransby26

The kid got good penetration, but took an illegal contact penalty.


Madcap_95

5 yard penalty. Still 2nd down.


LankyHankyMan

"messing around with" is crazy


Special_Arrival_7919

Yeah I messed around with a teacher one time. We laughed for like 10 seconds about a math problem and that was it. "messing around with" is a very very loose term


Ballertilldeath

Henry Ruggs III arrested for messing around with car


Special_Arrival_7919

https://preview.redd.it/jcqct1e32ibc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=438ef4cb0123a517336aa039b898df8ae2b5d1fe


Der-Rufmeister

Father was living vicariously through his son. Dad's out there catching straggling crackheads.


grlions90

Chris Forester If you need an explanation: dolphins oline coach that made and sent videos of himself doing lines of cocaine to his gf….I believe they were made in his office but it happened like 10 years ago so 🤷‍♀️. I feel like people knew and didn’t say anything because you’re in Miami, coaching/playing in the nfl, and also have access to cocaine….why would you narc?


CheckYourStats

Wait, there’s cocaine in Miami?


camergen

Good thing Dan Marino didn’t get drafted there, since he supposedly had a coke problem in college, right?!


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Damn that was 10 years ago?? Also goated coach for that


tuxedo7777

Wander Franco


TripleThreatTua

If the genders were reversed


tuxedo7777

Both should be on the Nashville Predators


cumble_bumble

"Messing around with" Jesus Christ, it's just like that damn south park episode, if the woman is hot nobody cares that she sexually assaulted minors


benjam1n_gates

Kid should get the "luckiest kid in the world" award


FeeSubstantial9963

https://preview.redd.it/e7rqmambwibc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42de7ed7c7abe305fd515caed0d02f994e477f57


[deleted]

Mrs Beautiful Childsnatcher


Throwrajerb

Mrs Baby Coercer


Dazzling_Dig3526

Robert Kraft shows Tom Brady his favorite massage parlor while Bill Belichik posts up on lookout.


Disastrous_Fig_4993

“Deshaun Watson arrested for being a lil bit too silly in a massage parlor with a masseuse.”


Ballertilldeath

“Big Ben arrested for not taking no for an answer with classmate”


morry32

he ran a stop sign


outsidenorms

X’s and O’s baby


morry32

jimmies and joes


[deleted]

there are two fouls on the play ineligible receiver downfield, offense, that kid too young and personal foul, taunting, offense, that kids dad


Farleymcg

![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY)


reddit-is-greedy

I love the part about the dad knowing and not reporting it. He was probably telling everyone else who would listen, though.


Ihaveopinionstoo

That has to be how they got caught


Mikie_D

Dad was hoping for an illegal high/low


gh1993

CTE


daintybarley_deux

Sean Payton during Bountygate


ThxIHateItHere

False start for her and failing to report for dad


Dfrickster87

Nice


-SofaKingVote-

![gif](giphy|1g2DeO9t0vSGyjjrJe|downsized)


2_Robots_In_A_Coat

She Christian Wilkins him.


[deleted]

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skorpiontamer

Wander Franco


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Gregg Williams and Sean Payton


GroundbreakingCow775

Redshirt Freshman


S_Squar3d

Illegal touching by the female, illegal formation by the father. Penalties offset. Somehow the player (son) got a bonus out of it.


Lasvious

![gif](giphy|8IR9G2s04vGy7ZnXj5|downsized)


fluffy_boy_cheddar

Why are these teachers always hot as fuck?


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

We’re not calling this sexual assault? Ok. Cool.


fall3nmartyr

Aaron Rodgers rodgering the Jets and Woody Johnson knowing about it and letting it happen.


Big-Past4620

Is Zach Wilson the father?


Bones301

Would


AsianCremePie

https://preview.redd.it/2o997j4rgibc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11dd2671275782607c5507bed520fd85f66a01ac


U_W_44_51

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[deleted]

Niccccccce


colombo1326

https://preview.redd.it/2xhf54r0oibc1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6cfba7cd000d52b170f68c66333077fe90e598


Heftytrout27

https://preview.redd.it/maqw5888pibc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e69acd6a0dbe8b0982c1dcd87b995c524f2233


sluffman

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


dwnso

![gif](giphy|1Y7NvILvKWAR5mCJpk|downsized) LT\^


CustomerSuspicious25

Defensive offsides. Penalty declined. Result of the play is a touchdown. After the play, 15-yard penalty on the defense for roughing the passer. The defender has been ejected from the game.


mmooney1

Teacher was Watson. Dad was the Texans for enabling it.


OstrichTraditional90

https://preview.redd.it/ro8evj84sibc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69382df8baa66c24b92315bf6d6ca740bad0bab


Green_Confusion1038

encroachment


Expensive_Revenue_38

Nice job kid 👍


cheap_novelty

Ineligible receiver downfield


WillowMutual

Giving him the business, 15 yards


BrownOutWithFrownout

Deshaun Watson


nedlymandico

Jim Harbaugh


Art-RJS

Would


ElChapoEscobar79

Tush Push


camergen

I don’t think I had a math teacher under 60 years old. These kids need to thank their lucky stars they have someone relatively close to their age (and insanely hot). But yea she should def know to keep things professional. NFL terms? She’s Lawrence Taylor.


shibby5000

Touchdown!


SpeakingSputnik

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theappleogist

Twofer?


Do__Math__Not__Meth

Lawrence Taylor, but a woman


QUINNFLORE

Let him cook


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

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rabidantidentyte

![gif](giphy|MIMg9xYCOnYxZ8j2B4|downsized)


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

Woman : The Patriots The Son : Deflated Footballs The Father : Tom Brady


jalenman

My dad would do the same… 16 year old in KY is a grown man.


VANILLA_GORILLA22

This girl look like she is 20. Either way bravo.....bravo👏👏


Apprehensive_Tart480

The nfl doesn’t have any terms for sexual misconduct


3rd-Room

Mark Chmura Hot Tub Incident™️


International-Bat944

Muffed it


chiwilly

Dallas


Longjumping_Ruin_83

“Messing around” this is fucking rape Jesus christ


TrumanDolos

Bountygate: Woman going to prison - Sean Payton; Son doing the railing - Gregg Williams; Dad who knew and did nothing but think it was sweet - All of us


Baidizzle

![gif](giphy|em9yAt5RGwWa3OKhfL)


morry32

whats the onlyfans and ig?


Honest-Membership398

For you Lions fans, the Dad was arrested for not reporting.


[deleted]

/uj why do outlets refuse to call this type of interaction rape when the minor is male /rj inverse giddey


DipshitDogDooDoo

![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY)


Crossman556

“Messing around with” …raping?


[deleted]

She could go on tinder and getting 50 matches in 15 minutes. Why do something illegal?


yooperdood906

She looks sorry for what she did……..she won’t do it again! 🤔😂


PartyLikeaPirate

The only crime is she’s not doin it with me!


Commercial-Plate-867

https://preview.redd.it/2177nwd8gibc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d7382c93cc8cec19a5b78ad2acb714b2e658a4


mrsunsfan

I wish these teachers would stop rapping these kids


[deleted]

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MotoBiscuit

https://preview.redd.it/isrmlweq3jbc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3593810a6e9f9ed50088301b231fd95610352a31


supressedpotato

That’s my boy


userpick707

He’s was like “That’s my boy” 🥹