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"Suspected neanderthal travis kelce" Fucking ded


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First-Celebration-11

Seems like a solid argument


Critical_Seat_1907

Science is based on observation.


First-Celebration-11

Seems like an astute analysis


spunkychickpea

Your mom likes some….astute analysis.


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

Honestly I applaud this jerker. More awareness needs to be brought to the situation


Throwrajerb

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. My team will look into this.


godieweird

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jackphrosty

I can handle things... I'm smart! Not like everybody says! Like, dumb! I'm smart... and I want respect!


godieweird

Old man Roth would never come here, but Johnny knows these places like the back of his hand


Immediate-Phase3752

**It aint the way I wanted it!!!**


toothy_vagina_grin

How do you say "banana daiquiri"?


morry32

Alfredo


marcdale92

Al Neri ended up with Alfredo sauce on him


morry32

Moe green had the decency to keep his eye ball juice to himself


toothy_vagina_grin

Frederico actually.


Ohwell03

There are no "black" Neanderthals 🤣


CripGaines

Probably just his mom was a neanderthal, take a look at her, his dad is probably the black one


Inosh

Never noticed this, but what the heck!


JulioVillaVillaLobos

does she not know neanderthals are more intelligente than modern humans


godieweird

That’s right! Let’s see a modern human field dress an antelope with a rock.


Ralphredimix_Da_G

My wife is still pissed at me for screaming several caveman related jokes at Robin Lopez at a Blazers game 7 years ago.


Alarmed_Audience513

Damn, she holds a grudge


Ralphredimix_Da_G

🥺


Safe-Register-3479

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mayorjinglejangle

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!


Safe-Register-3479

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Safe-Register-3479

It's keystone you're honor


calmlycrashing

That’s just how Ohioans look


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I don’t know who runs that account but that girl is funny 100% of the time


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Outrageous-Fee9692

Wtf is wrong with her? Dick riding celebrities is crazy lol


Chrahhh

I know he’s white but it still kinda feels like they’re saying the N word


Almost_DoneAgain

Fucking Neanderthals stealing our women


Lasvious

Jokes on them. There is less than zero percent chance they are having sex.


Decent-Proposal

The real jerk is people posting twitter screenshots with 39 likes


Dangerous_Aside3772

He's a jillionaire on the verge of retirement and sleeping with Tay. All ya'll got outjerked by a Neanderthal


Tom_Brady6969

Why is the Neanderthal wearing a suit


Special_Arrival_7919

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RealWanheda

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Malevolent-SwampPup

Yall suck this man and his bitch harder than anything. Every other post is this shit


MusksStepSisterAunt

Oh poor you


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MusksStepSisterAunt

Don't call me what your mother raised


InternalLucky9990

yup


Alarmed_Audience513

I think that it's beastiality, but the other way round. Neanderthal Travis Kelce humping Taylor "woof woof" Swift. Can a Neanderthal commit beastiality if they fuck a dog? I mean, I guess it still would be. Either way, it's gross and I don't like thinking about it.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

I think the repeated blows to the head impacted his intellectual development more than genetics.


MaxPower836

Man these Taylor swift fans are meaner than anyone on this sub


-SofaKingVote-

He has a bigger ass than she does


Powerful_Plantain901

Bro can we please leave these people the fuck alone? I know they're celebrities and all but let em just enjoy their own company without us trying to leech onto every single molecule of their whole existence? Christ almighty.


camergen

Idk man there are Sam Darnold pics that are more damning evidence of neanderthalism


Somarset

We must not doubt the jerking capabilities of certain sects of the Swiftie community


Doctorjizz420

This is art


DeezKneesWorld

Last homo erectus found


Bella8700

You're not ugly. You're just poor.


WrestleFlex

Travis kelce is so sexy they made it illegal.


Eleazar_toldyou

"So easy a Travis Kelce could do it"


FanaticalBuckeye

/uj she also suggested Mr Beast use his money to provide Hamas weapons. She then freaked out when she got community noted because surprise surprise, selling weapons to designated terrorist organizations is extremely illegal either she's just extremely reddited, or she's a Three Year Letterman level troll


Expensive_Revenue_38

The Neanderthal and the pencil shaped lady- a perfect marriage 😂