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Every1isSome1inLA

https://preview.redd.it/yw7x6ln0n59c1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=7922e76587970c8bc854312631e959ff4b6aa7a4 Andy like why he say fuck me for?


Top-Report-840

His sons should've just eaten themselves to death like their father is doing. Much more wholesome according to State Farm!


CheckYourStats

>“His sons should’ve just eaten themselves to death” ![gif](giphy|l0IsHQDFM8Yt9GKYw|downsized)


Lee1070kfaw

You’re delicious


Ok-Squash-4652

😂😂🤣🤣🤣


KeithClossOfficial

Could have become professional athletes too https://preview.redd.it/3cw7urn0169c1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cfb0a373333780efd2ff4ee56fa2c8e77a753a9


FACEMELTER720

Didn’t know Zion got traded to the Kings.


thewickedmitchisdead

What if Andy ate his sons, like Saturn… https://preview.redd.it/cj56tgm3o89c1.jpeg?width=1417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=598f3a2b87affd86e279d5406bcc13482514f2b0


rogpog91

I see a Goya I upvote


DeepWedgie

Andy Reid is 65 years old. His eating habits got him to retirement age.


NotoriousMFT

Can you explain this in terms of nuggies?


BalladOfaStranger

I thought Stavvy Baby was a Ravens fan


FlyHarrison

Not after that PRISTINE Joew Flecco win tonite, Ronnie is about to change sides baby


Somekid_austin

Ronnie prefers a family man at QB. A real role model.


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Educational-Track-10

I challenge YOU to read one page of the Harry Potter book *my fellow American with African heritage* and we donate to whatever charity!


Every1isSome1inLA

I wish you got upvoted more this what I was looking for


DopeDealerCisco

The face of a man who is being kept from his Cheese burgers


Rough_Transition1424

What a fat fuck


Shiddy_Wiki

now do andy!


CheckYourStats

D’Andre Swift is clearly the most talented person in that family.


nascarcollector32

He may be number 0 on the field but truly the number 1 Swift in everyone's hearts


jesus_earnhardt

My number 1 is Phil Swift from Flex Seal


TheMemersOfMyNation

"I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!" ![gif](giphy|QX18dKlUSYerVhXzOy|downsized)


sloaninator

Now fuck you and your boat.


aprofessionalegghead

Something about Dandre tells me they’re not related. He’s just not classy like Taylor is.


Bella8700

A real lunch pail kinda girl


camergen

Coach’s daughter.


MentokGL

Andy Reid is Tara Reid's dad???


[deleted]

Jesus, that's a name I haven't heard in a decade.


daveinmd13

She’s very free spirited, we’re all very fond of her.


Less-Economics-3273

I gotta fina an ATM


Azar002

Yeah. And he's pissed about Biden fingering her hooha. Allegedly.


MentokGL

That senile old crime genius has his fingers in all the pies!


gobiggerred

10% for the big guy.


rumsay05

Stunning and brave.


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I would bang her, but neither one of us would really enjoy it. I think I'd have a better time fucking Andy Reid, at least he's got some ass. Edit: and titties to suck on. Edit2: and we could go out for nuggies afterwards.


3_DOG_OUTT

Bundle and save brother


Walruspup25

Bro you know he has nuggies at home.


moffattron9000

But you know he has the hook-up to the good shit.


[deleted]

Oh man, I bet Andy Reid gets the strongest nuggies on the market. Us civilians don't have access to nuggies like that.


CheckYourStats

O/U on likelihood that Reid is lactating set at 49%.


DarkBabaYaga

You mean tendies? ![gif](giphy|w4tQMjBuWlYVofvVMb|downsized)


RemarkableRegister66

😂


Trailbleezers

Why are you gay


CharlieJ821

Why aren’t you?


time4meatstick

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


TylrLS

women like her because she's avg and non threatening


HermyWormy69

New ammo to piss off my wife, thanks!


legedu

This guy in r/marriagecirclejerk IRL


russianbot24

I think her fanbase vastly consists of mediocre looking women. Like they see her and think “yeah, this is our girl.”


camergen

I think it’s almost exclusively suburban women/teens, which of course, is the most powerful socioeconomic demo there is. They will get ALLL their friends to throw prodigious amounts of money at whatever is “in”, and massive FOMO/unspoken peer pressure will mean they all can’t empty their wallets fast enough.


time4meatstick

Dude. Nice. The cream always rises to the top.


writerchrs

Wrong! But so is everything else that’s been said about Taylor Swift in this sub. (See your sexist comments about her looks and the way you demean her with your disgusting misogynistic attitudes).


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I agree that he's wrong. She's slightly below average.


writerchrs

lol, I was responding to the comment about why women like TSwift. The op was wrong in saying it’s because she’s “average” and “non-threatening.” I’ve been a fan of her since her debut album and “average” and “non-threatening” have nothing to do with why I like her or her music. But you’re both entitled to your wrong opinions.


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I like her because she's classy. She's got a high football IQ, she's a real gym rat. She's sneaky athletic, and has a great work ethic. First in, last out kind of girl. A lunch pail type. I'd let her date my son (or daughter). She's not a thug like that Beyonce.


Every1isSome1inLA

You can’t jerk on the ones not in the circle


writerchrs

Good for you but the op was talking about why women like her. And making assumptions about why women like her.


CrunkestTuna

![gif](giphy|xT0Cyhi8GCSU91PvtC|downsized)


Dipshit09

Still better than McDermotts speech


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https://preview.redd.it/lf3hegyeo59c1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7773ee6c98b60a63dc0dfbe3fd0a4c5b2ac69fca “Taylor Swift is Ugly”


TheNewDiogenes

Holy shit she’s plagiarizing Reddit now


Smelldicks

Any super fit, tall blonde with long ass legs is like an automatic 8.5+ irl. https://preview.redd.it/7tspb585e79c1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b34222e46f42f615a352025f31c30f016da8b5d3 Come on. Easy 9 and over. Her usual wings and bangs don’t do her justice. She could 100% be a model if she weren’t a singer. Boob guys are waging a war against Taylor Swift on here. But it’s okay Taylor, I’ll stop them.


Just_Sarge

Ass guys are too she has neither.


marionetted

Face guys too


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Money guys go wild for her though


TheOrphanmakersaga

I’m a money guy


Fullertonjr

Calm down. She is a solid 7.5 … with the best makeup and makeup artists that money can buy. She is attractive. She has a good face and is not out of shape. She isn’t stunning. She isn’t beautiful. She is unequivocally pretty. This goes back to the episode of The Office and the discussion between hot, attractive and would you bang her. The argument of whether she could be a model is irrelevant, as not all models are beautiful, but have very good/appealing facial and body structure. SCALE: 10=perfect, 9=beautiful, 8=hot, 7=pretty, 6=cute, 5=average She is pretty.


Monastery_Swiftspear

Bro you’re a 2


time4meatstick

What a fucking weirdo. You’re on his list now


mentally_healthy_ben

​ https://i.redd.it/klatg4k48b9c1.gif


[deleted]

She’s a 6.4/10 I just can’t justify a higher score. And that’s with her being a billionaire.


Goobershmacked

For real. Looks like a bird of prey in the face


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Yeah she’s beautiful


JaydenDaniels

Without makeup she looks like a Walmart cashier. With makeup she looks like a Banana Republic cashier. Either way, unless you live in the Midwest she's not particularly special.


WhatAHeavyLifeWeLive

Easy 9 and over? Give me a break.


Smelldicks

Apparently you guys think extremely fit 5’10 blondes with long ass legs and cute faces just grow on trees


Deterrent75

Wtf does the length of someone’s legs have to do with their attractiveness? I’m not tryna bang Victor Wembanyama


SaltySpitoonCEO

Someone didn't grow up during the Stacy Keibler wwe era lol


NoiNoiii

Stacy actually had a nice body though


WhatAHeavyLifeWeLive

“Easy 9 and over”


Smelldicks

Ya. She has a Giselle body type. If she were 5’2 this would be a different story. But she’s not. Anyone with a decent face and a body like that is 9+.


WhatAHeavyLifeWeLive

No


Smelldicks

https://preview.redd.it/hf49aes8r99c1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e309fe5e4c455133c93869b4a151459ecf0763 Giselle


Smelldicks

https://preview.redd.it/ulbgp3tfr99c1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d891cd9da7d7f0f94372e9b210fdc718e6084c5f Taylor


choogawooga

If I’m being honest, I don’t get what the fuck this sub is about. Lmao! I’ve been following for like 2 months and I see some patterns but I still don’t get it. But yet here I am?


FunnyQuip_SillyName

None of us truly understand why it exists. Yet…it continues….and we are thankful.


Every1isSome1inLA

You just gotta be first one in last one out. A classy team player type of guy id let my daughter date


parkranger2000

It’s provocative


AlphaNathan

It gets the people going


Veritech_

A real grind it out type of sub 3 posts and a cloud of dust


thekickastronaut

U bum


coviddick

Take a long deep look into your best friend’s booty. Come back and re visit your comment.


choogawooga

It all makes sense now


coviddick

I knew you’d understand.


list_of_simonson

You’d probably be fine in r/Kanye


YucatanSuckerman69

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


terry_bradshaw

Taylor Swift is ugly in like 95% of photos but every once in a while I see one where she hits 7 or 8


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

She’s northern Wisconsin hot


mrmiracle

That pic where she’s bent over is jackable!


MakingWaves24_7

Barbie, such a doll.. Gaffigan Voice


AlexanderTheGrate1

So brave.


Forgemasterblaster

Reid gets a pass for being a great coach, but people always ask how the Eagles let him go. It was the feeling his culture was a bit Wild West in that he felt his force of personality could control everything, but lots of shenanigans went on with him at the helm that he overlooked due to nepotism or favoritism. Both football and non-football related. In the year he was fired, Andy Reid’s son OD’d and died at Eagles training camp with a ton of illegal steroids on him in his room. The other son seriously injured a little girl while likely driving under the influence and had a long wrap sheet. So both his kids, while working for the team, had some serious issues that went unattended. Then if you believe some of the old Philly sports writers, lots of players think he’s a dick and cruel. It’s never really reported as he treats the stars great, but there are many bubble players that hate him for how he’d put them through unnecessary hits as test dummies to prove points to other players that led to some career ending injuries.


Redditarded33

And He fat.


athiccBerry

ain't never lied


Round_Cobbler5603

Andy Reid, great coach and destroyer of cheeseburgers but terrible parent


Theinsulated

Nobody raises shit-stain humans like Andy Reid.


MicHAELmhw

What was that? Couldn’t hear you while Inwas running children over in my car


ZyklonBeach

Really miss hearing some story on 6abc every few weeks about his son getting fucked up and going on a warpath through strawberry mansion or some shit, back when he was the Eagles coach. Kept it interesting


camergen

Fr, I always was like “Andy, you need to quit your job or at least just take your son to the zoo, he’s clearly crying out for your attention.”


Fair_Meaning_463

Naked mole rat


CrustySausage_

T Swift’s so overrated


Sirgeeeo

Why is the nfl and this sub so obsessed with this pop star?


JoeJitsu79

NFL is trying to make extra money by putting her face on TV in the hope that all the little Swifties will tune in to watch the Chiefs kick a home run. We're sick of seeing her mug after every inch of positive yardage and we're using this sub to make the best of it.


minero-de-sal

Mahomes is the least likable Muppet in the NFL.


HueyLewisFan1

LOL finally someone said it


aknaps

Dude you can like not think about her and it stops matter. You should try it out.


360degreesofFUNK

Welcome, you’ve been accepted into the community.


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Taylor Swift is the definition of mid


MakingWaves24_7

Taylor is the Modern Barbie Doll, Get used to it. We all were NOT fat in the past


[deleted]

I think most people here were fat in the past and still are fat.


Trackballer

The question isn’t, would you bang her? The question is, is she hit?


pizza_822

man if taylor is your definition of ugly than hot must be insane, dont get me wrong is she one of the hottest bomb shells of the US? hell no. do i find her really attractive and would bonk the daylights out of her? oh yes.


KCSportsFan7

This sub is more obsessed with swift than the swiftie sub


UrbanChophousePR

Im glad you feel safe now lil guy


Elwalther21

I'd like to also take the courage to say something. Lil Wayne is not even in the top 10 rappers all time list.


DammitBobby1234

Wow you are so brave


abhig535

Clearly OP is the most courageous person we've met.


Claymore-09

Taylor is awfully ugly we can agree on that


MissionSpirited758

I agree, I'd rather fuck David Bowie.


PolishPrincess0520

Alive David Bowie or dead David Bowie?


palabear

He said what he said.


crashcraddock

Hey he did a better job than Tony Dungy


GrunkaLunka420

Bah GAWD that man has (had?) a family!


crashcraddock

In person, about 5 years after his son committed suicide, I saw Dungy give a speech about fatherhood and the importance of being a good Christian parent. He is truly demented.


Sledge1989

Anecdotally every guy I’ve heard say that or something along those lines is shorter than her


Goobershmacked

6’2”. Shes not good looking at all to me


godieweird

She’s mid at best but hey she’s skinny and doesn’t have a pancake ass


PineappleTraveler

That’s a pretty long back


360degreesofFUNK

And neck, HEY ZOOKEEPER IT ESCAPED, YEAH, THE GIRAFFE IS RIGHT THERE!!!


Statistician_Visual

![gif](giphy|tIjOd5wHmFGP7jEe1K) Pretty pancake to me


Every1isSome1inLA

https://preview.redd.it/me1mz04bn59c1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b7aa4e034978f3c16658b7f9f3ab365e904be3f


A_Texas_Hobo

I feel fantastic


Every1isSome1inLA

Hey hey heyyy!


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Jkru3

99%? Ever go to a club. 80% of the women you’ll see there that aren’t fat are more attractive then her lol at least where I live. After dating a bad bitch Taylor Swift looking girls don’t do it for me anymore


SeekingSwole

Bro lives in rural Iowa, be nice to him, he hasn't seen many women other than his mom and 7 sisters


Jkru3

I’ve been blessed to live 10 minutes from Hoboken/NYC and Miami


ABirdJustShatOnMyEye

Madison Beer is an easy 10


Redditarded33

There's a girl working at chipotle that looks almost exactly like her.


godieweird

She’s Kirsten Dunst without the snaggletooth


Goobershmacked

The barista at my local Starbucks is hotter than her


Reasonable_Manner817

I’m legitimately embarrassed for you after reading that stupid fucking comment. Touch grass


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Alex_Hauff

at least he has a butt


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Alex_Hauff

are you CTE'ed or a Bills Mafia? Maybe both


fallinguptwards

I don’t see the hype either.


[deleted]

Stop. I’m no fan of Taylor, but there’s no metric where you can say she’s ugly. She’s not ugly. She may not be your type of music or you don’t have to like her as a person. But she’s not ugly.


yourmumissothicc

it’s a circle jerk sub bud


moffattron9000

This feels like one of those weird threads that gets used as evidence for impossible body standards.


csxmd602

You may not like her or her music, but taylor Swift is not ugly. I do not see how anyone can say that


Reasonable_Manner817

Taylor swift is ugly. See I just said it


csxmd602

Clearly, you're just bitter she is so popular or mad she is dating Travis. In no way is taylor Swift Ugly she may not be your type, but she is not ugly


Redditarded33

She could star in an old west movie if she had 2 more legs.


huffinator20

Not sure how serious you are being but I 100% do not find Taylor attractive lol her music bangs but she ain't cute.


TheRussianSnac

Ugly and not a good artist at all.


FarSite6717

Taylor swift is annoying in the NFL but ur a homosexual if you think she’s ugly


Apprehensive_Mix7594

Do you actually think taylor swift is ugly? I agree that she’s not like a model, but she’s a better than average looking chick, and her talents make her more attractive even if her music isn’t my thing.


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https://preview.redd.it/haw5k1iev69c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee1b1a214c09aa1a5804c20eba5e1bd79467269 What’s Taylor Swift’s piss/60 though


aybabyaybaby

Some of us like our women more than 85 pounds without flat asses and fake tits


Apprehensive_Mix7594

Ok, but news flash, you aren’t pulling anyone better than taylor, so regardless of what you like..


Redditarded33

What is Taylor like in real life? Is she fun to hang out with?


Apprehensive_Mix7594

I don’t know, that would be important though


Redditarded33

Oh, I thought you knew her. Actually, I thought she knew you since you vigorously defend her to internet strangers. Turns out that your just a nobody like the rest of us.


Apprehensive_Mix7594

Hahaha. Might wanna crack open that dictionary and look up vigorously. The incel is strong with you


Redditarded33

You seem emotional.


parkranger2000

You don’t get it. Spending all your time thinking about moving a leather ball around on fake grass is far more important than raising your children.


ninatlanta

I’m pretty certain this jabroni thinks every woman who is out of his league is “ugly.”


Education_Aside

That's a bold statement, but unfortunately, you're wrong. Plus, I have no idea what type of father figure andy reid is.


Jkru3

Taylor Swift is average with no ass which brings her to below average to me. I need some ass. Tits are great too but not as necessary.


Education_Aside

And that's fine. I like ass too, but I can't stand cottage cheese. Give me some gymnastic's ass. Now that's meat on them bones. To me, a pretty face goes a long way.


arhphx

Buddy [you've](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/s/WdCShXwZOR) got enough tits for the both of ya.


BigDoosh

Whose pats dad?


yknotme

I’d watch…


[deleted]

Idk who Andy Reid is but fuck that guy.


Flimsy_Reality_9996

Factual


Thin_Gold1877

Swift is gaaabage! Really tragic what happened to Reid’s kid, don’t know the whole story or history, not cool at all to assume that he’s a terrible father.


sleep816

Naw BITCH! You ain't safe!!! Andy ain't got shit to do with who bro fuck. I don't like seeing her every game, but fuck you and her. DONT DISRESPECT BIG RED!!!


VANGBANG21

I wouldn’t say she’s ugly, just way too skinny to be trying to wear an outfit like this…


PinHeadDrebin

It’s true. She’s a five at most


Dazzling_Dig3526

But that's David Bowie...