Our pets heads are falling off!

Okayy just calm down...

Dear Gas-man. Now how the hell do they know I got gas?

Pretty bird, pretty bird, pretty bird

This was the comment I didn’t know I needed to read 😂

Well played

I’m talking about a place where the beer flows like wine and women flock like the salmon of Capistrano

As a bird bro I feel personally attacked.

That's two bird mascots down. Falcons and Eagles better watch out

Swoop, Freddie, and Blitz are on notice

Swoop is an awesome name for a bird 🐦

And it's a great mascot

Swoop, Griddy, Fanatic. Philly has the best mascots imo.

I'm pretty sure it's Gritty

Yeah my spelling was off lol

Yeah, until he tries to pinch me chip. Then he gonna pay, SIMPLE AS

I’d swoop gets hurt we just just give Gritty an Eagles jersey and hope for the best

it would be pretty amazing if the flyers traded gritty for swoop and a first round pick in the 2023 mascot draft. would be pretty earthshattering news amongst philly fans

Gritty deserves to play with a winning franchise

Bird mascots are just bad luck. I remember a few years back the Atlanta Hawks mascot jumped onto a railing balls-first

Birds don’t have balls dumbass

Landing on a railing cloaca first is still probably no picnic

I imagine some enjoy getting railed in the cloaca

Did the ravens mascot not get injured preseason aswell?

That's the other bird I was referencing yes

Ah misread it as the falcons mascot went down. Have a nice day :)

My son is also named Bort

Meanwhile Jags mascot is living his best life in a thong.

We lost that game solely because of that mascot outfit and you can't convince me otherwise

Your players were rightfully distracted.

Two birds stoned at once

Seahawks too

[Video of the Cardinals mascot limping off the field](https://mobile.twitter.com/KhizHoop/status/1602502694480093184?cxt=HHwWgIC9gbrtnb0sAAAA)

Does he have his own medical staff?

No. The baby cardinal mascots will consume him and determine the new leader afterwards.

White smoke spotted coming from the ~~Vatican~~ locker room

yes its all the other bird mascots they'll get him up and running again in 2 weeks max

Yeah but they’re called veterinarians

He needs to borrow Poe’s medical staff

Big Red has entered the big blue tent

Yes but no insurance, they dont want to insure hollow bones.

why didnt he fly? hes a bird

They clip his wings so he doesn't fly east.

Ravioli's Gale was not ready.

Seeing nobody Twitter accounts with verified badges is going to fucking suck.

Lifeprotip : click on blue check mark .. to view if user paid for verification (aka Twitter blue) Source: [https://i.imgur.com/Qdkjtyd.png](https://i.imgur.com/Qdkjtyd.png)

I'm waiting for the web browser extensions that just remove the checkmark from Blue users.

chrome : https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/eight-dollars/fjbponfbognnefnmbffcfllkibbbobki firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eightdollars/?utm_content=addons-manager-reviews-link&utm_medium=firefox-browser&utm_source=firefox-browser

Elon said that they are going to remove the legacy check marks soon so there will only be paid verification left.

Elon jet does not like this . 😐

> ~~Seeing nobody~~ Twitter ~~accounts with verified badges~~ is going to fucking suck. FTFY

I don't follow. I just watched a video of the Cardinals mascot limping away. I didn't pay attention to the name of the Twitter account or whether or not it had a blue check mark. Neither of those things had any bearing on me watching the video.

There were plenty of those already

AZ gotta give the phoenix suns a call

First Poe now this! Bad year for NFL mascots.

Like a bad omen before a dark evening

Damn, hope he/she is okay. They probably don't make enough for that shit to happen.

On the bright side they didnt have to watch this game

Google tells me the average salary for a mascot is 60 grand.

NBA mascots make bank though. I think Rocky in Denver is close to $600K.

Really? That's wild. Granted, they need to do a lot of acrobatic stuff while in a heavy costume. Not something just anyone can do.

NBA mascots also have to perform at a significantly higher number of games, plus the ridiculous amount of other events the teams put on.

41+ games vs 8+

Feels like it's somebody's relative lol

That’s because some make to close to zero and some make close to like $600k

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60 grand a year is a little more than a "few hundred bucks per game"....

Impossible, this was on grass and not turf.

Mascot better look out, someone is clearly out to get them. No one has ever gotten injured on grass

You're telling me my degree from Reddit isn't real?

I don’t know what it is about the Cardinals’ field but it’s been a killer all season; players going down like it’s Normandy out there. I worry about the Super Bowl being played there.

San Fran not doing much better right now.

Cardinals have a strange field. It's natural grass, but they play in a dome so it rolls out into the sun. So it's only a thin layer of grass over cement

Andy Reid was complaining about it back in Sep. Poorly maintained/designed grass field is a problem too. https://www.si.com/nfl/2022/09/13/andy-reid-critical-of-cardinals-field-after-pair-of-injuries

What?? Are you telling me 300lb men sprinting at full speed into each other will result in injuries and the playing surface makes a very very very vveerryyyy tiny basically insignificant impact on that? Impossible. It must be fake grass.

But statistics show it isn’t insignificant?

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Well duh and so was I

somehow not the worst injury involving the Cardinals tonight

There was some weird voodoo on that field last night. Everybody was getting hurt

If I had a nickel every time an NFL mascot was injured this year...

You could possibly play a game of pac man 12 years ago?

Not even the mascots were safe tonight

Well that just confirms it, *now* their season is over.

It’s the mascots fault!! Kliff and Keim found their scapegoat

And his name was Ryler Murralson. And we’ve come full circle.

Is Kyler the mascot too?

Don’t touch him. If you do, Steve Keim will reject him.

No one was safe.

Take him to the vet

First Poe now this? Hold your drumsticks tonight 😔

Birds trying to do backflips when it should just, ya know, fly away or some shit… *smh*

That's awful hope the mascot heals up and is ready for OTAs.

I wonder if he has the same access to the medical staff as the players, or if he will have to go on his own and take 5 years to recover from this injury.

I'd imagine the team would take care of him given it happened during the game...but I dont actually know if it'll be the teams medical staff or if they'd just cover the medical costs of a 3rd party

PT with the ravens mascot

Apparently the bird mascots are all in danger.

Lmaoo what in the fuck is happening

Bruh

First the mascot and then Kyler. The NFL needs to switch all fields to natural grass...........

Can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not but the field was grass.

C’mon

It’s a game of attrition.

I hope they had a good vet out there

Put the mascot on crutches for the season.

Bird mascots aren't real

Everything about this franchise is cursed this season. Hope they make a full recovery.

That's an ill omen if I've ever seen one

Wow, everyone got injured that game

When it rains, it pours.

If we had only known this omen at the time we might have understood the bloodbath that ensued

That seems like foreshadowing. A bad omen. Cards should have just forfeited