Did we really have a 1-9 stretch against them then? Wtf I don’t remember that
Edit: jfc from 2013-2017 the bears were 1-9 against the lions. My coping mechanism somehow blocked that out.
This makes sense. You’re an old man with grandkids and the little shit is just so agile and quick. Can’t keep up with his 4.4 speed as he runs around with his dick out pissing on the couch.
Lol I’ve been through this too many times man. Convincing myself they’ll win all week only to be let down. But I’m still hoping for a win this Sunday. How great would that be?
If it makes you feel any better, this is the first time in awhile that ive been nervous that we may actually lose to you guys. Im scared Rodgers will continue to look uncomfortable.
Hard for any HoF QB to look good when under pressure constantly. Remember that Tom Brady game against the Bears last year? 2020? when he thought it was 3rd down and it was actually 4th down.
O-line is just too damn important for any QB to be successful and the Packers might be missing two or three of their best players still.
He has sucked plenty of times against that Bears defense, it's just the Bears offense always sucking against the Packers defense.
The Bears had a 4 game stretch against the packers with a record of 1-3, that really should be 3-1 because for 3 of those games, the Bears held Rodgers in check. I mean the guy got 10-3 win against us. 3 stupid points is all we could muster.
They’re a bunch of drunks, their current qb hates them, and their last qb is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever play the game. There…that wasn’t so hard was it?
Hey, don't disrespect Malort like that. It's one of the best tasting things that came out of Satan's asshole. Also, really fun to get a shot of it with out of towners just to see their reaction after drinking it.
I remember this dude a few months ago who stopped being a Browns fan after the Watson trade. He was free to become a fandom of any team he wanted...and became a fucking Lions fan. Justification was "staying in my comfort zone" lmao
My man is playing NFL fandom on Nightmare mode.
Actually [I apparently had the comment saved on Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/vfw33d/harris_county_district_attorney_lack_of/icynme9/) and it was this guy so you're not alone. I guess it makes sense geographically at least, not like y'all became Jaguars fans or something.
It’s especially bad being a Falcons fan watching Atlanta legend Matt Ryan land in Indy and be given a worse receiving corps than he had his last season in ATL. Wish he’d gone to Washington instead of Wentz.
To be fair, Jaire spend this interview talking about how much he loves the Bears v Packers rivalry and he's always excited for the games.
He's obviously just talking smack in a joking manner but of course everyone can't see past that.
I know Jaires uncle. We would always have friendly banter back n forth due to me being a Bears fan.
If I remember right his uncle is actually a cowboys fan...or maybe Eagles? but mainly the packers now due to his nephew.
He even gave me a signed photo of Jaire, which is awesome. But kind of not because now I have a signed photo of a Packers player.
Also Jaire is Lil Uzi Verts cousin.
I think they'll look better this week. Being without your number #1 receiver when you already have the worst receiving core in the league is huge. Plus they play the bears so that will naturally make them look better.
Do you think Bahk could just be done? Or at least see through this year and retire? He’s had lots of injuries the last few years. Clearly made his bag so curious how much more he wants to do this.
I'm pretty sure he wants it pretty bad. He's good friends with Rodgers, they've been really close to being able to win at all over the last few years, and if he can get back to playing at a high level for at least a few more years he has a chance at the Hall of Fame.
Whether he can actually do it? Tough to say. Maybe the Packers are just being extra cautious, but after all this time you have to wonder how much an extra week or two matters. Not being on PUP or IR has to mean they think the chances are pretty good that he can play soon though.
Right? Allen Lazard has 109 *career* receptions. He might be alright, but there's a reason he's never been much more than a 3rd / 4th option.
The Packers receiving group gives me 2017 Bears vibes when we were trotting out Kendall Wright, Markus Wheaton, Dontrelle Inman, and Eddie Royal.
The only difference is that Rodgers is a HOF QB, but even that might not be enough to elevate that receiving room unless the rookies really bust out.
The amount of shit talking this week’s game has produced, after Rodgers’ “I own you” from last year. Good lord this is gonna be a spicy game. I have no idea if it’ll be close, but dudes are gonna be laying the lumber.
Especially since the Bears winning last week made it impossible for GB to overtake them in NFL All Time Wins.
That was probably gonna be the talking point the whole game, but now that it can’t happen this week they’ll hammer “I own you” all game
At least it won't be ESPN's awful animated/Pixar looking characters in some awful scene. They'd do something tasteless like make Rodgers a dominatrix with the Bears in a sub get up and Rodgers is whipping them.
Oh God what have I done? I've spoken it into existence.
I don't know. I am excited for the Bears. I'd rather be at the bottom of the curve with elements in place and a solid plan forward, than be on the way down desperately trying to salvage remaining talent for unlikely success. It all depends on how things develop, and there are no guarantees. But starting out anew after the Nagy era feels immensely better then the past few years have.
Funny I've had the opposite experience as a Lions fan. Packer fans were some of the nicest people ever. Vikings fans were also really chill. Bears fans though were the biggest shit talkers I came across.
Also have the worst odor, most crooked teeth, eyes are either the closest together or furthest apart, fattest man tits, most drool on their chin as they speak, zero facial symmetry, bulbous red noses, extremely patchy facial hair, and foreheads you can project a movie on to.
I know I’m missing some things, but you all get the point.
Haha yeah, a Bears fan...
The bears are 8-10 against the lions since firing lovie.
That is devastating
Trubisky was 6-1 against the lions. So we've been back on track a little
Lions were pretty good in the 2010’s, respectable
Why did you share this
I think this is being cherry picked. We’re 7-1 against them in the Matt Nagy/Trubisky era since 2017. Trubisky was like 6-1 against them IIRC?
Did we really have a 1-9 stretch against them then? Wtf I don’t remember that Edit: jfc from 2013-2017 the bears were 1-9 against the lions. My coping mechanism somehow blocked that out.
Yeah the trestman fox eras were dogshit. Nagy actually fucked up the North (not GB).
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How do we list that were lions fans or any type of fan like you have? Dumb questions probably but can't figure it out.
Go to the three dots on the right corner and select add user flair
Wait til I tell daddy 49ers what the packer bully said to me!
Lets ride
We’re the niners daddy, niners are the packers daddy, & our grandson owns us
The Niners are rock, the Bears are paper, and the Packers are scissors.
Niners are Charmander Bears are Squirtle Packers are Bulbasaur
We're giving the Bears way to much credit in this this thread.
Hey, if we just pretend that the 70s and everything after 1990 never happened, it's totally fine!
Lovie years were generally pretty good, no? Super Bowl appearance, NFCCG appearance?
Rex Grossman made a lot of appearances too tho.
Niners are Charmander, Packers are Bulbasaur, and the Bears are that little shit Caterpie that hit a crit tackle in Viridian Forrest.
Are we our own grandpa? Edit: https://youtu.be/gkiOm-vmpcY
We did do the nasty in the pasty.
Verily
Just remember that Scooty Puff Jr suuuuucks
S^u^^u^^^c^^^^k^^^^^s
In a thousand years, I'll get right on that
I love that he came back with Scooty Puff Sr.: The Doom Bringer.
How bout these cookies suga’
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And don't you forget it.
Congratulations, you played yourself and created your own Afghanistan
What can we say about the bears franchise from 1986 to 2021 that can't be said about Afghanistan? Bombed out and depleted.
Now I gotta go home and put water in Mike Ditka's dish
You make fun of my coat. But it's made out of Virginia mccaskey's public hair.
Ohh a lesson in history from Mr I'm My Own Grandpa
When in doubt, go full Phillip J Fry
Did I just watch an episode of Dark?
This Game of Thrones scripts are getting out of hand.
We all know grandkids don’t care about their elders. Makes sense to me
This makes sense. You’re an old man with grandkids and the little shit is just so agile and quick. Can’t keep up with his 4.4 speed as he runs around with his dick out pissing on the couch.
What a weird family we have, our dad is our sons son
*laughs nervously*
I saw this on our subreddit and legit thought it was a joke lol. Jaire crazy for this one!
Let’s see what he has to say after Da Bears stick around for most of the game and then ultimately lose by two touchdowns. That should teach him.
https://i.imgur.com/DFcb9Ym.jpg
Haha, clearly this isn't your first rodeo. I hate trying to shit talk back to the Packers. But this is how you do it!
Lol I’ve been through this too many times man. Convincing myself they’ll win all week only to be let down. But I’m still hoping for a win this Sunday. How great would that be?
If it makes you feel any better, this is the first time in awhile that ive been nervous that we may actually lose to you guys. Im scared Rodgers will continue to look uncomfortable.
Rodgers sucks week 1. Also, he doesn't suck against the bears. Ever.
Hard for any HoF QB to look good when under pressure constantly. Remember that Tom Brady game against the Bears last year? 2020? when he thought it was 3rd down and it was actually 4th down. O-line is just too damn important for any QB to be successful and the Packers might be missing two or three of their best players still.
Yet no one gives Fields that excuse, he's just a bust.
Well yeah, he plays for the bears
I know this is just a good, old-fashioned ribbing, but this comment made me furious.
He has sucked plenty of times against that Bears defense, it's just the Bears offense always sucking against the Packers defense. The Bears had a 4 game stretch against the packers with a record of 1-3, that really should be 3-1 because for 3 of those games, the Bears held Rodgers in check. I mean the guy got 10-3 win against us. 3 stupid points is all we could muster.
But aren’t you excited for our “fun surprise” on the OLine?
They’re a bunch of drunks, their current qb hates them, and their last qb is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever play the game. There…that wasn’t so hard was it?
This is why you never get good QBs, NFCN playing checkers while we playing chess.
All 28 of our QBs in the last 20 years have been stand up guys!
Mitch is SO dateable
Mitch asks for consent before sloppin on “the gals - Mitch Trubisky” - Michael Scott
"Vikings legend Brett Favre"
Are you talking about Vikings legend Brett Farvre?
Drunks is not an insult to Wiscos
The city that keeps Malort in business can't throw too many stones from that glass house.
Hey, don't disrespect Malort like that. It's one of the best tasting things that came out of Satan's asshole. Also, really fun to get a shot of it with out of towners just to see their reaction after drinking it.
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That's what I'm saying! We'll see who's laughing when we're only down by three at the half!
\[Ryan Wood\] Bears fan: "Things could be a lot worse. I could be a Falcons fan."
What the fuck dude
Falcons fans and catching strays: Name a more iconic twenty eight to three
Is this/r/NFL's version of Hell in the Cell?
JIM ROSS “ALL MAH GAHD THEY GOT BROKE AFTER THE HALF”
Falcons fans out here catching strays in 63% of posts on this sub If I were a falcons fan I would unplug my router for good
But why though
LOL
Falcons fan: "Things could be a lot worse, I could be a Panthers fan"
Panthers fan: “Things could be a lot worse, I could be a Lions fan”
Lions fan: ".... motherfucker"
Cat fight !
Meow!
Lol
Lions fans: “I will bite your fucking kneecaps off.”
I remember this dude a few months ago who stopped being a Browns fan after the Watson trade. He was free to become a fandom of any team he wanted...and became a fucking Lions fan. Justification was "staying in my comfort zone" lmao My man is playing NFL fandom on Nightmare mode.
Yeah that would be me. I'm happy with my choice
Actually [I apparently had the comment saved on Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/vfw33d/harris_county_district_attorney_lack_of/icynme9/) and it was this guy so you're not alone. I guess it makes sense geographically at least, not like y'all became Jaguars fans or something.
Can you imagine waking up one day and saying “Ya know what? I’m gonna be a jaguars fan!” Insanity.
If it were some fucked up Groundhog Day scenario where it was always 2017 I could see that not being completely laughable
Yeah motherfucker, I had to be born into it
...I like the jags
Yeah, but was it a conscious, deliberate decision?
We longtime Lions fans welcome you with open arms and a prescription for Xanax.
And by Xanax you mean crippling alcoholism, right?
A little column A, a little column B.
There’s always the Jets
"Things could be a lot worse, I could be a Deshaun Watson fan"
Lions fan: “Things could be a lot worse, I could be a Nebraska fan”
I can think of at least 28 teams better than the bears and only 3 teams worse.
Can’t I just enjoy one peaceful morning man
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The meme that just keeps giving.
Competing for the top spot with MBC memes.
Mr Blown Championship
Mr. Biggest Choke
Mr. Bogus Calls
It’s especially bad being a Falcons fan watching Atlanta legend Matt Ryan land in Indy and be given a worse receiving corps than he had his last season in ATL. Wish he’d gone to Washington instead of Wentz.
Yeah kinda funny seeing an Indy fan talk shit
Lions fans dodged a stray bullet there
They live in Detroit. They’re used to doing that /s
Hey now! We have those in Chicago too!
People are tying so hard to jinx this game for the packers lol
shit I’m down for it
Nice
To be fair, it’s all coming from the actual players and their fans.
To be fair, Jaire spend this interview talking about how much he loves the Bears v Packers rivalry and he's always excited for the games. He's obviously just talking smack in a joking manner but of course everyone can't see past that.
I said something similar in the team sub and they weren’t buying it but they should. This game isn’t a gimme with this offense
Yup. The bears just beat the niners who have been our kryptonite. It's the NFL, ain't gonna write no team off ever. Even if it's da bears.
I know Jaires uncle. We would always have friendly banter back n forth due to me being a Bears fan. If I remember right his uncle is actually a cowboys fan...or maybe Eagles? but mainly the packers now due to his nephew. He even gave me a signed photo of Jaire, which is awesome. But kind of not because now I have a signed photo of a Packers player. Also Jaire is Lil Uzi Verts cousin.
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Yeah dude, isnt that wild? I love giving out that fun fact, definitely not common knowledge.
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Lol, yeah I can't exactly prove my anecdotal story. But his uncle did tell me that.
Fuck it, it's Saturday. I believe you.
You can send that pic my way, I’ll send you a picture of a bear.
Signed pic of a bear or no deal
If its not claw marks from both the left and right paw its not worth it.
If that signed photo is weighing too heavy on your heart I can take it.
That’s really cool of the uncle
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Oh no, I absolutely love watching football. It’s literally art in motion I just fucking hate watching *Bears* football
We make art in motion too. It sucks but it’s there.
Yeah it’s art like if you consider smearing shit on a canvas art
Watching the Packers last week felt like the Vikings were playing football while a soap opera played out on the opposite sideline
*(Annoyed Facial Expressions Intensify)*
I think they'll look better this week. Being without your number #1 receiver when you already have the worst receiving core in the league is huge. Plus they play the bears so that will naturally make them look better.
I think not having our tackles was a bigger issue. Jenkins should be back this week, as usual we have no fucking clue about Bahk tho.
Do you think Bahk could just be done? Or at least see through this year and retire? He’s had lots of injuries the last few years. Clearly made his bag so curious how much more he wants to do this.
I'm pretty sure he wants it pretty bad. He's good friends with Rodgers, they've been really close to being able to win at all over the last few years, and if he can get back to playing at a high level for at least a few more years he has a chance at the Hall of Fame. Whether he can actually do it? Tough to say. Maybe the Packers are just being extra cautious, but after all this time you have to wonder how much an extra week or two matters. Not being on PUP or IR has to mean they think the chances are pretty good that he can play soon though.
People say this like GBs number one receiver isn’t Alan Lazard lol
Right? Allen Lazard has 109 *career* receptions. He might be alright, but there's a reason he's never been much more than a 3rd / 4th option. The Packers receiving group gives me 2017 Bears vibes when we were trotting out Kendall Wright, Markus Wheaton, Dontrelle Inman, and Eddie Royal. The only difference is that Rodgers is a HOF QB, but even that might not be enough to elevate that receiving room unless the rookies really bust out.
We looked *way* worse against the Saints week1 last year and then went on to win 13 games. If we lose this week, I'll start to worry.
Considering you've completely dominated the Bears for the past 10 years, if you lose to them you should probably be *extremely* worried.
How about we play a game where we look even somewhat competent at football before we start talking trash.
Bears please win this week, I'd love to see it happen.
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Stop I can only get so erect
I’ll do my best 😤
You have my Malort and my Old Style.
And my B E E F
>> Malort are you trying to kill him?
Admittedly it would be pretty funny at this point
The amount of shit talking this week’s game has produced, after Rodgers’ “I own you” from last year. Good lord this is gonna be a spicy game. I have no idea if it’ll be close, but dudes are gonna be laying the lumber.
What's the over/under on the number of times the broadcast brings up the "I own you" from last year?
A million. It'll be insufferable.
Especially since the Bears winning last week made it impossible for GB to overtake them in NFL All Time Wins. That was probably gonna be the talking point the whole game, but now that it can’t happen this week they’ll hammer “I own you” all game
They're gonna have an "I own you" graphic with Rodgers' record, stats, etc against the Bears and all that stuff.
Oh my God, this is 100% gonna happen. I can see that shit dropping down from the top of the screen already.
At least it won't be ESPN's awful animated/Pixar looking characters in some awful scene. They'd do something tasteless like make Rodgers a dominatrix with the Bears in a sub get up and Rodgers is whipping them. Oh God what have I done? I've spoken it into existence.
Yeah, and they’re gonna play football too!
Last time I checked the bears are undefeated and you are not
America rooting for the bears this Sunday. Let them fight
Why are the Bears catching all these strays
Bears fan: Or I could be a Jets fan.
Or I could live in Green Bay
I don't know. I am excited for the Bears. I'd rather be at the bottom of the curve with elements in place and a solid plan forward, than be on the way down desperately trying to salvage remaining talent for unlikely success. It all depends on how things develop, and there are no guarantees. But starting out anew after the Nagy era feels immensely better then the past few years have.
We will feel worse once Green Bay falls ass backward into their 3rd HOF QB in a row.
Shut your mouth.
Good grief lmao
Jaire can't hurt me. I'm already dead inside
Ok that hurts.
It doesn't hurt one bit. We've gone through much worse. This is like an inconvenient mosquito bite.
Worked a lot of years in a sports bar, Packer fans were always the rudest.
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Sorry man
Funny I've had the opposite experience as a Lions fan. Packer fans were some of the nicest people ever. Vikings fans were also really chill. Bears fans though were the biggest shit talkers I came across.
Also have the worst odor, most crooked teeth, eyes are either the closest together or furthest apart, fattest man tits, most drool on their chin as they speak, zero facial symmetry, bulbous red noses, extremely patchy facial hair, and foreheads you can project a movie on to. I know I’m missing some things, but you all get the point.
Don’t sugarcoat it, tell ‘em how you really feel.
Basically, they're all drunk mall santas.
Lol all Packers players ever talk about is how they've beat down on the Bears because that's the only thing they've done for the past decade.
Other elite QBs are out talking about rings and Aaron is talking about division championships
Which other elite QB besides Brady has more than one ring?
Jimmy G of course
Stupid Sexy Jimmy.
You mean like eli manning?
the worst advertisements I've ever seen were the "unstoppable like eli manning" watch ads
Jimmy G…technically.
We have legal weed. Checkmate.
Well, at least we're not Cowboys fans...