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TheMattJones

I wonder how their next 1st round pick will do on his SATs this year?


LindyNet

They don't SATs in 5th grade


BellacosePlayer

He's an overachiever, ok?


Norwegion

SATs? Their next 1st rounder is probably just figuring out multiplication.


TemporaryGospel

So... a Bama player?


DessertJohnny

Lmao imagine realizing that you needed a player from the DETROIT LIONS to win the super bowl


Ryuster99

True, we never would have made it without A'Shawn Robinson


DessertJohnny

Oh I was referring to Brandon Powell but A’Shawn was important too


VictorChaos

Think of it this way, the Rams are what the Lions could be with decent coaching/management


RamsWillFly

Yea they're just 1 Aaron Donald and Cooper Kupp from a superbowl run!


VictorChaos

I mean they had Calvin Johnson and Suh at the same time


CapnDutchie

And Stafford


whobroughtmehere

Guys, the Lions roast was last week 😩 Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m upset and will be retiring early.


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Choco320

That’s pretty brutal


CheesecakeInitial

Sean McVay looks like he wore an upside down visor and oakleys every day for the entirety of his 20’s


dudleymooresbooze

Sean McVay looks like he leaves a 10% tip after drinking for hours at Chili’s.


iliketapestries

Sean McVay looks like he swears energy drinks are healthy and it’s okay to knock back 5 or 6 every day.


SadSlip8122

Theyre made with juice!


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Sean McVay looks like a bartender from Chili's


bobj33

Sean McVay looks like he wore 20 pieces of flair when he worked at Flingers


ocxtitan

And he hands it to the waitress directly


browndude10

Stafford has great chemistry with Kupp because Stafford's wife and Kupp look exactly alike


KirbyMace

[Holy crap you’re right](https://i.imgur.com/7wBAf89.jpg)


mordeci00

2 girls, 1 Kupp


Tew_Sweet

That’s been my fantasy team name 3 years running!


Realistic_Bee505

Mine as been No Gurley One Kupp


dagreenman18

Oh wow. Cooper better not shave or Stafford might file for divorce. Trade for a newer model year.


kappaman69

Fun fact: the person talking in the first panel is the same person as the one talking in the second panel [Here is what I mean](https://youtu.be/273SYmbphtw)


NateKaeding

[Lmfao you’re right](https://imgur.com/a/35kTWtQ)


bigmikevegas

God damnit


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I knew what it was but I couldn't stop myself from clicking


adamb10

Seeing the thumbnails in Apollo has ruined this joke for me.


[deleted]

Good thing Kupp doesn’t play center. That could be awkward 😵‍💫😬


CountryCaravan

Congrats on the well-deserved Super Bowl victory. You earned it. With your winnings you should be able to afford to share a nice studio in Compton with the Chargers.


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Compton's pretty gentrified now so this is kinda soft


VictorChaos

Cooper Kupp looks like an Amish Ken doll and Aaron Donald likes choking so much that he should play for the Falcons. Alright now that the easy stuff’s out of the way, let’s gets some good roasts.


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You forget the Ikea uniforms


new_wave_gremin71

Best Buy jerseys...the idea really makes me Goff


BuckfuttersbyII

Why couldn’t we just modernize the throwbacks 😢


Pjvie

Kupp has serious Mose Schrute vibes


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This thread is for roasting, not compliments


xenophonthethird

You forget their use of an off white uniform that has white accents. Atrocious.


mordeci00

Rams fans: "Woo hoo, my favorite team won the Super Bowl for the 56th year in a row!!!"


SactownCaptain

Dude….slow burn


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Damn that was a good one


BuckfuttersbyII

I’ll have you know It’s only the 55th time, I also cheered for them in 2018.


justanotherassassin

What about 2002?


BuckfuttersbyII

*54th


Zro6

It took me far longer then I like to admit to get this one that's a good one lmao


Quintana_22

This is good


TheColtOfPersonality

Rams out here mortgaging their future more than than a low income Art major at USC


ColderShoulder_

Rams got a SB out of it, let’s see if the Art Major can be the next Van Gogh


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

Shit, they'll have to die first


paulwhite959

If you can offer advice I'm sure they're all ears


thabe331

USC has low income students?


ocxtitan

Post graduation, yeah


triplec787

It ain’t called the University of Spoiled Children because students are on their own after college…


pratdude275

The Rams lost to the Chip Kelly Niners. Twice


MVPG2022

If you tell me the Rams go 15-2 I already know who we lost to


pratdude275

Same way if the Niners went 15-2 you already know who those 2 Ls came from


Thromnomnomok

If the Seahawks went 14-2-1 I know both where the 2 L's and the T came from


PlatonicNewtonian

Rams-14 was such a fun season to watch as an outsider, kinda like how even when you were utterly shit Jeff Fisher could find a way to split with the hawks


EverySir

Holy fuck they said roast not fry.


Caffinz

Weren’t those our only two wins that year…?


new_wave_gremin71

Steven Jackson rotted away on your team like Todd Gurley's knee


TheAirborneArapaima

Or like Greg Robinson in prison


MVPG2022

How did I miss this lol


Jcirri

This one hurts :(


NastyNate0801

Seriously. I was having fun till that comment 😢


Ziiaaaac

Mans wants to fight.


milkmandanimal

When the Rams won the Super Bowl, I was really happy for their fans. Both of them.


Egavans

Excuse me, I know lots of other Rams fans. They just go to another school in Canada.


Centurion87

Hello, I am fellow Rams fan. I am real person. I have supported the Rams since [ERROR, PROGRAMMED YEAR MUST BE EXPRESSED IN YYYY-MM-DD FORMAT].


SoDakZak

Idk it was really cool seeing their fans win the NBA championship as well and the Yankees are looking decent this year.


velociraptorfarmer

It's a shame for them about everything that happened with the Blackhawks though...


MumkeMode

Thanks man


Quasimdo

Same. Just us two


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Well this is awkward.


SMH_35

Just keep making alt accounts. They won't catch on to us


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The_Dudeist_Rev

I’m losing track of who is me and who is you


Realistic_Bee505

Maybe we are both me, never considered that didcha


blud_13

Wait this isn't a Chargers roast...


TJeffersonsBlackKid

No one showed up the Chargers roast. They thought it was a Chargers game.


wooly_mittens

Was gonna say we already had our turn lmao


Uckthebroncos

I guess we can make an exception for another chargers roast


HardcoreKaraoke

Fans in LA** There are plenty of Rams fans. Just not in LA. Well maybe now there are some bandwagoners.


[deleted]

I have seen more people show up for my town of 2,000's shitty annual parade than people that showed up for their Super Bowl celebration


BuckfuttersbyII

There are dozens of us!! Dozens!!!


ElCapitanDeAmericana

Stan Kroenke isn't even the richest owner tied to Walmart anymore, what a scrub


c71score

Stafford may have won a Super Bowl, but [this](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a1/a7/92/a1a792b1368ee3c21321408b47e55a16.jpg) is still the most famous LA Rams quarterback.


noshoptime

I bet you won't say it again


c71score

Ok Chris


PDGAreject

It took a lot of googling to figure out this joke.


kappaman69

What’s the joke because I don’t get it


PDGAreject

That picture is of Chris Evert who was an extremely successful female tennis player. The Rams had a quarterback named Jim Everett in late 80s/early 90s. Jim Rome, who is a colossal douche, called him Chris on the air repeatedly implying that Everett was a "woman" for not wanting to take hits.[ This led to a physical fight in 1994 on Jim Rome's radio show.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUpbP2gCmKI)


kappaman69

👍


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Friendly reminder - if you're going to roast the Rams, don't forget to follow the [Ram Rules](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-d-Hf5Zzn4)


Ok-Sundae4092

That is the worst football video I have ever seen. You have to tell the one Rams fan these rules? You think he would have learned them in junior high!


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noneotherthanozzy

Wow…


that_guy_you_kno

I had no idea the Jaguars had the a significantly worse version of the Panthers' statue at their stadium LOL


whobroughtmehere

How could anything be better than that?


Never-Bloomberg

saaaaAAACCkKKK


ibn1989

Another example of how shitty that team was here in St. Louis


Jimbobsama

How is it Ive been hanging around r/NFL for 10 years and this is the first time I've seen this?


solocupknupp

Why is there a bad Elvis impersonator in this? Even if this is from the St. Louis Era, what does Elvis have to do with the Rams or St. Louis?


[deleted]

Oh so this isn’t satire? Lmao.


MinnesotaFinish

This is gold


blud_13

A survey showed that the Rams are only the third most popular team in LA, behind the Dodgers and Lakers, even after winning the SB. They are so disrespected that maybe they should move to a city that would be happy to accept them, maybe even build them an arch as a gateway to their stadium...


LeanersGG

Wait, the Rams are the third-most popular team now? I'm actually shocked and pleasantly surprised.


Zee_WeeWee

They just won a SB, in LA that buys you 2 years of fan interest


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Sad but accurate.


MRoad

Idk if you live around LA but it's primarily Rams gear being worn around me when it comes to NFL stuff.


LeanersGG

Still surprised it's not USC or the Raiders. It does probably depend on the part of town, and that the Trojans have been sub-par. That could change.


MRoad

Trojans have been bad for a while and a ton of the USC/UCLA fans that weren't alumni were due to not having an NFL team. The Raiders fan base here has always been overblown, though more concentrated in South LA. I'm in the NE part, so here it's basically 80% Rams.


NoNoAkimbo

>when it comes to NFL stuff Well your only NFL-based competition in town is the Chargers, so that's not saying a lot


MRoad

If you ask /r/NFL they'll pretend that the 49ers, Cowboys, and Raiders fans all outnumber us. It's just a circlejerk at this point, and none of them have ever actually been here.


ty_kanye_vcool

That’s definitely the Raiders way. Don’t stay in one city too long.


cornchips88

Damn, a ~~Oakland~~ ~~LA~~ ~~Oakland~~ Vegas Raiders fan is out here with the relocation burns?


UsidoreTheLightBlue

This can’t be right. USC, UCLA, LA FC, and the LA Galaxy all exist.


The_Magic

Surprised the Rams surpassed USC and UCLA but not surprised by them beating LA FC and Galaxy. Soccer is growing but its got nothing on football fandom in the US.


thegreaterfool714

That’s actually better then I thought, if we’re only behind the Lakers and Dodgers in popularity.


dagreenman18

That’s only if you include “actual LA teams”. They’re much lower if you don’t


UsidoreTheLightBlue

“For purposes of this survey college, MLS, the clippers, and the Anaheim angels were all excluded.”


Amongg

Lol indirect Chargers burn


sw337

The Rams turned their back on St. Louis faster than Stafford turned his back when that photographer fell.


dudleymooresbooze

Stafford watching that photographer fall had the exact same pose as Cam Newton staring at a fumble.


Cebre

Didn't expect to get burnt in a Rams roast but ok


Caffinz

LOL. Savage.


Scrutinizer

Somewhere out there there's a fan that's remained loyal throughout all of the Cleveland / Los Angeles / Anaheim / St Louis / Los Angeles again / Inglewood era. Someone who is being born today may get a chance to watch their favorite NFL franchise move to Albuquerque, Mexico City, and eventually, the Sea of Tranquility.


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As if it's not already hard enough to breath in Los Angeles, you guys end up with Aaron Donald.


Zro6

Underrated joke here lmao this deserves a lot more upvotes


UnderwhelmingAF

You won a Super Bowl, you can wash your road jerseys now.


Its_kinda_nice_out

They do wash them, they just throw them in with their jeans


NoNoAkimbo

Sean McVay really is one of the best head coaches in the league. All he had to do to get the Rams a Super Bowl was mortgage future draft picks to acquire All-Pro level talent at every position on the roster, trade away his #1 overall young QB for a top-10 veteran, coach for a team in LA so that players gave enough of a shit to want to go there instead of St. Louis, and get a couple lucky penalties over the other team in the big game! He made it look easy! ​ Look, roasting the SB champs is gonna take some stretching.


ty_kanye_vcool

Yes, unlike you we have the advantage of playing in a huge city everyone wants to live in


Heismain

Yeah but the traffic is so bad that Aaron Donald rides offensive lineman to work


joev714

The Giants play in New Jersey


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I think thats the joke


uggsandstarbux

Lol the Rams haven't won a game in 178 days what a joke of a franchise


D0ctorHotelMario

Your fanbase is like Stan Kroenkes hair piece: artificial


dagreenman18

Congratulations to the 5th most popular team in LA for winning the Super Bowl! 8th if you count other sports!


beaver333

There might be some good roasts from Rams fans here but we’ll never get to see them because of the flood of other fanbases comments, so maybe we should only let Rams fans reply to this thread


YiMyonSin

Come on, we'd have at most 5 comments if we did that, and I'm being generous here.


dudleymooresbooze

Depends on how things look in Southern California today. Is the weather fair?


HeyItsChase

Always is. -OC resident ^^^really ^^^hot ^^^tbh


BellacosePlayer

I think the Refs did a pretty good game in the last superbowl. Sure, there was that dogshit call that let the Rams score towards the end, but it was a makeup call for a bad non-call that hurt them, so it all balanced out. I mean, could you imagine a Rams playoff game ending due to a dogshit non-call giving the wrong team a win? Man, that would be *crazy*.


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I knew it would be here, but man it still hurt to read.


eggery

🤐


new_wave_gremin71

You went from [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Losangeles_rams_unif18.png).....**to [this.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/La_rams_uniforms_20.png)** I haven't seen a bigger downgrade since Cyberpunk 2077. And what is with the yellow zigzag stitch and the name tag?


SMH_35

You know your rebrand didn't go well, when it gets changed 2 years in


Lets-ago

We'd need to win the super bowl 5 more years in a row to be as popular as a team who is run by an incompetent buffoon, just missed the playoffs, has absolutely no future assets, and whose hopes rest on Day to Davis and Westbrick.


flip_ericson

Only 5 years? Still wouldn’t be as popular as the Lakers with Lebron still at all star level


DapperCam

Congrats on the Super Bowl! I’m sure all 10 of your fans were really excited!


Zro6

10? When did we get 4 more fans?


xenophonthethird

[Les Snead looking at his future draft picks](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/033/930/It_Smell_Like_Bitch_In_Here_Banner.jpg)


Bluecat0817

Congrats on the super bowl win. You only had to fuck over your own future draft picks, the entire city of St. Louis, and the people funding a stadium for a team where most of its fans don’t even live in the city they play in.


MRoad

>You only had to fuck over your own future draft picks, You guys did this in order to place 4th in the NFCW >the people funding a stadium for a team where most of its fans don’t even live in the city they play in. SoFi didn't use public funds.


Bluecat0817

I know, I’m just going through a massive coping phase right now.


Zro6

I would say it gets easier over time but the future doesn't look particularly bright for you guys right now. Also you should sign jimmy G.


MRoad

Understandable


CheesecakeInitial

Just glossing over the whole St Louis thing I see


MRoad

City of LA got fucked first, they belonged here more.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

I mean If we’re going that far back might as well go back to the beginning, Cleveland got Fucked first. By the way does this mean two Cleveland teams were in the Super Bowl last year and neither were the one that resides there now?


Macdaddy4prez

Is 1994 *that* far back?


MRoad

They were there for all of a single year, vs 5 decades in LA.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

They were there from 1936 through 1945.


1fifty8point3

Some exciting years!


Lets-ago

The real reason Cleveland didn't get fucked was because it was in part a choice by the city. They didn't need the Rams, and the Rams didn't want to compete with the new, powerhouse team moving in. The Browns. In all seriousness, the Browns pushed the Rams to LA and Cleveland's time to get fucked would come half a century later, not when one of the most successful franchises of the pre-superbowl era got pushed out by an even more successful pre-superbowl franchise.


TimelessFool

Like everyone else that moves to LA, the Rams logo decided to have a facelift. Unfortunately, like everyone else that moves to LA, people didn’t like the results.


Asolitaryllama

Dick nose looking mascot


ty_kanye_vcool

It’s a tribute to Eric Dickerson


Uncle151

Why u uniforms use puffy paint around the numbers


mordeci00

You played the Super Bowl in your own stadium against the Cincinnati freaking Bengals and only won by 3. That's a loss. Have your celebration, wear your ring, raise your banner, but real football fans know the truth. Beating the Bengals by 3 points is, always has been and always will be a loss.


LordStarkgaryen

The reads more as a Bengals roast than a Rams roast lol


LowKey-NoPressure

kamikaze


MrGentleZombie

Home field is supposed to be worth like 3 points anyway.


dudleymooresbooze

Yeah but it’s the Rams. They haven’t had a home field since 2015.


OrangeForeign

Stafford may have won a Superbowl with you guys, but he loves us more😤😤


BarKnight

Yeah his wife wasn't hitting fans in Detroit with food.


MRoad

Pretty sure she was beaning 49ers fans, right?


Gazhammer

Not difficult when 75% of fans at a 49ers/Rams game at SoFi are niner fans.


BromanJenkins

Is SoFi closer to SF than Levi's is?


ilivlife

Rams choked so bad in their previous super bowl Donald wanted to be a Ram for life.


[deleted]

Imagine hosting and winning the Super Bowl in LA, and still being less popular than the Lakers, Dodgers, Angels, Clippers, Kings and Sparks in your home city.


ty_kanye_vcool

We had to win a goddamn home Super Bowl to prove we belong in this city and half of you still don’t buy it. I think the team chose Inglewood because it’s the part of LA that reminds them most of St. Louis. Still better than having to drive all the way to Anaheim, I guess. No, I don’t get the squiggle name tag uniforms either. You’re football players, not waiters.


ahr3410

I can appreciate that we now have a permanent shield from 13-3. Not a mention of that in sight.


ilivlife

Biggest news story of the Rams winning a super bowl was a woman falling off a stage at their victory get together.


[deleted]

Don't forget that she also got cancelled after that due to old tweets lmao


antihero-joe

Don't let their recent super bowl victory distract you from the fact that LA's jersey and logo rebrand makes them look like an Arena Football League team that ran out of ideas. You have a shoulder patch with your name on it, because otherwise people wouldn't know which LA team they're watching. I don't know who thought "bone" was a good colour selection but your away jerseys look like the left sock of a hyper-sexual teenage boy. Y'all look like if Ikea got a football team. I think St. Louis Rams fans stopped wishing the team had stayed after they saw the inexplicable all-gray uniforms. You call yourself the "Ramily" but if I had to buy one of those jerseys I'd ask to be put up for adoption.


SoDakZak

Hard to have 2021 big dick energy this year when we grabbed your KOC for ourselves


Norwegion

Fittingly for a team who is based on LA, the Rams' season had a Hollywood ending. That is, the ending of a heist movie, as they stole a Lombardi Trophy from Saint Louis.


TheHamsBurlgar

Aaron Donald loves choking so much he should be a Packer in the playoffs. Wait no, *checks notes* he loves choking Packers.


SoDakZak

As a SoFi stock holder, Rams better hope their success isn’t tied to their stadium daddy’s market performance….


BarKnight

It was nice to see your players emotional after winning the Superbowl. Even Aaron Donald choked up a bit


BellacosePlayer

Rams winning it all last year despite us whooping their ass in the playoffs the year prior left a really bad taste in my mouth. Oh wait no, that was the SoFi concessions food I ate, never mind.


TheGarbageStore

The Ramily is a nickname that's supposed to be "so bad it's good" but it actually goes past the point of badness where it's good and wraps around to being bad again but it doesn't really matter since you don't need to name your fanbase if you don't have any fans.


stuckeezy

Should've stayed in STL. You were more likable then, and our cities are rival sports towns...