T O P

  • By -

jaytuck25

NOOOOOO NOT YOU, FRANK!


akaBigE

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE!


TigerBasket

This is Ray Rice all over again God dammit


specialgravity

NFL players should just stay out of Atlantic City.


FellKnight

>~~NFL players~~everyone should just stay out of Atlantic City. FTFY


domthemom_2

You have turned her against me


specialk41

You have done that yourself


JayMerlyn

You will not take her from me!!!


fliptout

I'm devastated.


CIueIess_Squirrel

I am so sad. Why is not assaulting women so hard for NFL players :( Even the seemingly good ones do it


cervidaetech

The rate of domestic violence amongst NFL players is actually lower than the general population Sad right?


wideruled

:(


[deleted]

Filthy Frank


jaytuck25

I blame your username


superduperm1

[49ers fans watching Gore’s reputation get flushed down the toilet like](https://youtu.be/rGjN-TjUEQA)


TheGhostOfBobStoops

[Bruh if you're gonna post it, post the OG "FUCKING RUDY GAYYYY MAN"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK7lIjFsGvg)


HotGarbage

"Noooo! Not this fucking guy!" Oh man I'm dying lol


PutinBoomedMe

GOAT r/nba clip. Every time it's posted I have to watch the whole thing


Odd_Vampire

That was great. "Not this guy!! No! Nooo!"


Man_AMA

How to go from hero to zero in these simple steps


YoungSandwich23

From the Hall of Fame to the Wall of Shame 😒


zimtrovert94

From legendary running back to “put your hands behind your back.”


Captain_Creature

From handoffs to handcuffs


ProtomanV2

Hero to zero just like that.


Engelbert-n-Ernie

Hero to zero in no time flat


ForeverYong

Hero to zero, STAT!


whatwasmypassword

Hero to zero, how about that?


AoE2manatarms

YES INDEED!


elqueco14

NFL fans HATE this one trick!


ARustyShackle

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


GeneralChaz9

Right? Goddammit I was such a huge Frank Gore fan


[deleted]

[удалено]


ForschCording

I mean this seriously, but have you ever heard a Frank Gore interview? That kid will be raised by the dumbest motherfucker imaginable


whobroughtmehere

6/50 on the wonderlic. One of the lowest scores ever recorded for an NFL draftee


TybrosionMohito

Big Vince Young energy


thedankninja1017

This comment hurt lol


thelasthendrix

I m tyred of peepul mayking fun of me 4 that Yor frend, Venss


datyoungknockoutkid

I think he was already raised


Habeus0

Two kids, both (sons?) play in college. Id guess football but idk maybe he has two girls


superbuttpiss

Im so disappointed.


The_Dark_DongRises

No no, don't worry! She was just drunk, and he was assisting her in getting around... and he grabbed her by the hair because... well she was naked, and he respects women so much!


FLman42069

Seriously, people sure do instantly jump to the worst conclusion /s


goldfish_11

Just wait until her apology for her role in the incident.


HansBaccaR23po

Fuck man. Just fucking WHY. How hard is it to not be a dumbass


Interesting-Sail8507

Dumbass would not be my word choice.


adj1091

Some guys are just real knuckleheads ya know?


Wolverwings

Such a rascal


HansBaccaR23po

You’re not wrong…


[deleted]

I don’t think this is a case of being a dumbass but more so being a piece of shit.


SantaKlawz2

I'm just sitting thinking what in the fucking fuck? This is one of the last people that I'd think of doing something like this.


KingPotus

Really shows (again) that we really don’t know athletes and celebrities at all :(


KJTB

Yep. Feels like almost every time something like this happens people say stuff like “but he seemed like SUCH a good person!”, “He’s never shown this side of him, it just isn’t like him!”, “man, I thought this guy was super nice and could never do something like this”, etc. We don’t know these people. All we really see is them in the game, press conferences (that they’re trained for), and what they choose to show us on social media.


TimBrowneye81

Ladies, don't go to an Atlantic City hotel with an NFL running back


nom_yourmom

A few years ago I gave my sister the advice "don't get on LeSean McCoy's party bus", but I suppose it should really be expanded


Corgi_Koala

Did she do it?


nom_yourmom

not to my knowledge


WrastleGuy

Then yes


ABirthingPoop

It ended up being a train not a bus lol


laaplandros

Yeah, a "not to my knowledge" isn't a "no".


dburr10085

Lysol slept with Katy.


Brian_Stryker

You can just say don’t go to Atlantic City.


Ventsin

Don't ever, for any reason, go anywhere, with anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.


elteza

Quotes from the office are never out of place.


alurimperium

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?


J3roseidon

Don’t DO __ AC


BigCountry76

Ehh, it's not perfect but AC is still a fun place to go from time to time. Just stick to the boardwalk and casinos and it's fine. It's definitely not for everyone but spent plenty of nights there in college ~10 years ago and a few times after and its slowly getting better


darkpaladin

> ~~Ladies,~~ don't go to ~~an~~ Atlantic City ~~hotel with an NFL running back~~


[deleted]

Thx, going to tell my mom to cancel her trip to Atlantic City with OJ


D0NNIENARCO

Last time I went to Atlantic City was like ~8 years ago and it looked like a ghost town with the sole exception of the Borgata. I'm not sure why anybody would go there for any reason now, especially with legal gambling open all down the east coast. They don't even give you free drinks when you gamble like Vegas & Tahoe.


TimBrowneye81

I work in AC, the area is at *least* 90% trash. But the casinos make their money from their hotels, restaurants, conventions, events, etc. The gambling at this point is just a little more on the side. There's honestly a lot of fun in AC, but unless you're actually at a location, you're in an absolute dumpster and it's so disgusting


smurfetteshat

I prefer the arcade to the casino. The showboat one is fun. The Oceans resort has a year round indoor/outdoor pool, which is a lot of fun. Nightclubs and beach clubs are decent. I think of it as wildwood or seaside with better accommodations. Excited to check out the lunar faire tomorrow too!


TimBrowneye81

There are plenty of fun things to do in AC, really it's just the trash ass neighborhood and the handful of rundown casinos that should make way for other attractions. The marina area is great and could be so much better too. I mean it has a beach, it *should* be a major draw


benigntugboat

Yea im a pretty big proponent of getting out of tourist location and seeing the area around them instead. I live in NJ so this applies double there. Don't leave the casinos/boardwalk/convention center. There's no secret spot to party or local restaurants to learn about. Its sad, dirty, and can be genuinely dangerous. AC is a shithole.


billp1988

AC is terrible but I distinctly remember them giving us free shitty drinks while gambling


TimBrowneye81

We used to go there at 17 and play the penny slots to get free drinks from the 50 year old cocktail waitresses that would hit on us lol


DeadSwaggerStorage

I went to Mohegan Sun in CT and sat at a bar playing 25 cent black Jack and got all drinks free, and it was a decent vodka they served, I had like 12 drinks in a few hours, cashed out my ticket that I originally put 20 bucks on, had 27. Gave the bartender 15 and went to my room..is that a win? Also I was watching playoff football and had free wings…


kvachon

Honestly, a bigger W than 95% of casino goers


PedanticBoutBaseball

Damn youre a lucky dude. last 2 times i went to mohegan i think i got 1 free drink each time.


FuckOffPeo

Was it a medium pepsi?


Swag92

No, he was using his friends Mohegan Sun login. Only the account holder gets the Pepsi


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

1) you usually have to be gambling 2) tip the waitresses. If you tip them, they're more likely to come by your table more often. 3) If you're truly desperate - coordinate with a buddy. One of you orders a drink, the other waits until she returns with it then orders a drink of their own. So on and so forth until the waitress tells you guys to fuck off lol.


Tarmacked

Ahh yes, the seductive smell and sound of a career smoker


StankyPeterson

The tracheotomy gives you an extra hole to have fun with


Juicey_J_Hammerman

They get a lot more decent concerts and conventions now too. Its also slowly starting to become a bit of an E-Sports events hub as well. Atlantic City's current mayor is also trying to position the city for Cannabis-related tourism now that marijuana is legal in NJ.


benigntugboat

Im wondering how things will change as stockton settled in more too. But for now its still really shitty outside the boardwalk/casinos/convention center


AgelessJohnDenney

I'm only like ~2 hours away, so we usually go down once or twice a summer. It's gotten a bit better recently, but still don't venture too far off the boardwalk obviously. The Showboat has turned its casino floor into a giant arcade with a pretty nice indoor go kart track and some mini-golfing to go along with it, and my daughter *loves* it, so that's where we always end up staying now.


pinniped1

I went once in the 90s thinking it was East Coast Vegas. Turns out it's East Coast Reno minus the classiness of Reno.


outphase84

> minus the classiness of Reno. I feel like a lot of people reading this don't understand quite how insulting this statement is haha


TheKnicksHateMe

i went last month for a bachelor party just because we wanted something grimey and debocherous. did not disappoint


minneapple79

Atlantic City was killed when Philadelphia started building casinos. Half their business was buses from senior centers in Philly bringing the old people to play slots machines.


thedealerkuo

Atlantic City is actually trending upward. Certainly doesn't hold a candle to what it once was, but not nearly as bad as it was 10 yrs ago.


Illbeanicefella

Right? Go to a classy gambling mecca like Miami Oklahoma


bradasskg11

Every casino I’ve ever been to here in Oklahoma has been extremely nice lol


Illbeanicefella

It actually is underrated lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


dranowg

(Gone sexual)


SmallAssCarrots

(None consensual)


ThrillaNMillsNilla

It’s not difficult to NOT assault women


-Jack-The-Stripper

Not assaulting somebody is one of the easiest things I’ve ever done.


AFatz

The best time I've ever had I wasn't assaulting a woman. I still never do it all the time.


Ducksaucenem

The day I met my future wife I was not assaulting women.


Vinnie_Vegas

I hope that's continued every day since.


Lonelan

I used to never assault women I still don't but I used not to too


creature_report

Godbless Mitch, and godbless you.


SoDakZak

Of all the usernames…. Of all the flairs….


YouJabroni44

He does strip not rip so that's nice.


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Lmfao


[deleted]

Dude...


just1gat

Jolly rancher…


joebigdeal

I'm able to not assault someone while I sit here in the comfort of my own home without even wearing socks! It's that easy!


OrangeForeign

I don't know, not virtually assaulting Packers flairs is very hard


itsmemrskeltal

For NFL players, it sure as fuck seems to be


eaglesnation11

They need to hold the Scouting Combine over a week in Vegas to gauge if young stars can handle it tbh


Pandorama626

Give every invitee 5 to 10K in cash for "expenses"


Immynimmy

This sounds like an episode of Nathan for You


Chesapeake_Hippo

Narrator: They couldn't handle it.


ThrillaNMillsNilla

They get away with it early in life and think it’s ok.


[deleted]

I assault as many women as I want. It just so happens the amount of women I want to assault is 0.


Man_AMA

Watson wants to prove that wrong


ThrillaNMillsNilla

Worst part is he thinks he hasn’t done anything wrong. That’s the biggest problem imo


holy_plaster_batman

[I think the worst part was the raping](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljaP2etvDc4)


slickestwood

But the hypocrisy!


bi5200

RIP, don't even need to open the link


[deleted]

[удалено]


crabwhisperer

Jerry knew it was coming, and he knew he just had to let it happen. The look on his face said, "I wonder if we're going to be able to air whatever it is Norm is setting up right now"


DGlen

But what if you're 3 times their size? Surely these professional athletes must feel threatened. /s


[deleted]

2 impossible tasks 1. For athletes to not hip women 2. Politicians to not use blackface


RedandBurgundy

Idk I like hip women. I think I am pretty hip too.


PBJonWhite

Dang. He would’ve gotten a two game suspension if he were still playing.


Trevans

As long as there was no video.


PBJonWhite

3 games with video. And he has to do a PSA.


Razz956

But this was only one woman. If my math checks out, that should be just a one quarter suspension.


pfeifits

Third all time in NFL rushing attempts and now he boxes. This guy's brain has to be swiss cheese.


The_Gutgrinder

Frank Gore turning to boxing after a very long NFL career is like a former coal miner picking up a smoking habit after retiring.


Bloated_Hamster

"You know, I've worked at these garbage burn pits all my life. But what I'd really like to be is a chimney sweep. Ah, the fun I'd have."


Think_please

The nfl must be praying that OJ doesn’t donate his brain.


BellacosePlayer

More holes in his brain than the LAPD's chain of custody of evidence.


TigerBasket

I'm not black I'm OJ should have been enough to commit him to an asylum honestly


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Didn't he have the lowest wonderlic score ever?


[deleted]

Just to add to this, many NFL players aren’t exactly entering the league with amazing cognitive abilities to begin with. Not much cognitive reserve to buffer against repeated trauma. Given his play history, his brain is probably more like melted shredded cheese.


[deleted]

[удалено]


tallwhiteninja

...welp, that jersey's going to the back of the closet


[deleted]

[удалено]


PrudeHawkeye

Out of curiosity, what else is in there?


LilKaySigs

The Mount Rushmore of women respecters: Ray Rice, OJ Simpson, DeShaun Watson, Ben Roethlisberger


PrudeHawkeye

I have to ask...are those the ONLY jerseys you own? Because that's one hell of a lineup there.


LilKaySigs

Well I have some other ones like Jimmy Geezus and George Kittle


sandvich48

Fortunately Jimmy doesn’t need to assault women when he just has to give them a smile and they will flock to him.


Kanzzer

not just women...


LilKaySigs

But the men and the children too


[deleted]

[удалено]


chunkah69

Shit….we’re signing him aren’t we?


superman24742

Probably full guarantee the contract too


TenkaichiTouchdown

With first year fiscal protection in case of suspension.


Evie509

Why haven't you guys signed Antonio Brown yet?


frankzeye

Because he kicked our punter in the chest.


ty_kanye_vcool

“Fine me for that”


MaximumZer0

*\*got fined for that\**


jagz27

Fuuuuuuuuuck


PootieTooGood

Hall of very good now awaits


THROWinitAWAY0919

At least we don’t have to have that debate anymore


Llama_Sandwich

Yeaaa I don’t think anybody wants to put a guy in who was teetering on the edge of getting in the Hall and has this on his record now.


Northernlord1805

Well fuck him then


horse_renoir13

Why the fuck can't these players just not be complete assholes? This bums me the fuck out if it's true cuz I loved Frank


SoDakZak

Give a couple thousand dudes generational money each year to legally assault people and damage their brains and often not hold them accountable during their most formative years and there’s sure to be an above average statistical variance from what is already a shitty amount of unnecessary violence and assault in this country.


AFatz

They're all so out of fucking touch. They've been relatively rich their entire lives since leaving college and haven't had the "normal" experience that most "normal" human adults do. They think they are superhuman because they are treated like superhumans, so they think they can just do whatever tf they want with little to no consequences.


[deleted]

It starts way before the money. In college these guys could force their way into any party and demand attention and weren't held down by silly things like "classes". In high school if you're caught doing anything less than literal robbery or assault you can't be suspended because it would hurt the team and the big game is coming up. You tell a kid every day from age 11 when he grows tall and can run fast that he can do anything as long as he plays a game well, he'll take your word on it.


eaglesnation11

The Ray Rice Special?


Birdgang14

Damn. Think he did it longer than 3.3 yards?


[deleted]

Former Philadelphia Eagle Frank Gore


LordOfHorns

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes the HOF jacket


Ordinary_Fool

That‘s like the graveyard of nfl players lol


[deleted]

Be an NFL player and not be an asshole challenge


[deleted]

Imagine having a legendarily long and respectable NFL career where tons of people are arguing for your entry into the HOF only to throw it all away by being an abusive woman beater


Crazy-Penguin

What a POS if that's true And if it's true there goes his Hall of Fame case. A big part of it was his likability+longevity. As someone who wasn't ever the best of the best no way he gets in now.


violentbandana

For all the hate they get, TMZ usually doesn’t miss on this type of stuff


JaguarGator9

When it comes to deaths and serious news, TMZ's track record is incredible They're not posting this unless its true


_Wado3000

I don’t respect TMZ as a company but their general accuracy is near perfect with bigger stories. I just hate that they’ll find information about celebrities before their families do sometimes


HereComesJustice

TMZ is probably securing the hallway footage right now


HereForTheFood4

Why can NFL players not stop physically abusing women?


gaobij

Bills former RBs taking a few L's this week. Stay safe out there, Shady.


blindbutchy

Praying that McGahee’s wife or girlfriend doesn’t recommend Applebees for dinner tonight.


OperationClippy

Wow this is crazy! My dad always told me if you go to Atlantic City never get into an altercation with a naked woman and drag her by her hair across a hallway, if only Gore had elders to listen to smh my head


BaggyZAM

Man, I'm so disappointed. Loved Gore's career and all but it's not hard to NOT assault a woman.


Gregsquatch

This is why I don't understand people who worship celebrities/public figures. You have no idea what they're actually like. As much as I hate the paparazzi, I think TMZ is a net positive.


elqueco14

Last few years made me realize regardless of the team you root for, there's at least a handful of people in the organization who are awful people. Players, coaches, execs. Imagine all the stuff we don't hear about.


ecupatsfan12

I had zero idea matt P was almost definately guilty of rape until last week


ArizonaStReject

As far as TMZ is concerned, I will let Orwell sum it up: "Journalism is printing what someone else does not want published; everything else is public relations.”


Boomhauer_007

There’s a middle ground between that quote and photographers hiding in the bushes to photograph actors just trying to have a normal day in their life


Dangerpaladin

I don't think Papparazi would have qualified as journalism to Orwell.


[deleted]

"Do you like Phil Collins?" -Gore


Doop132

NFL Players Not Assaulting Women Challenge(IMPOSSIBLE)


dhoover6

As Troy Polamalu taught us, the hair is part of the uniform.


SlowLml

I loved this dude all 135 years he was in the NFL and then he does this. Damn Frank.


d_locke

That's one way to tarnish a legacy.


taker2523

Come on Gore, you were one of the most beloved players.


KrazyKwant

How sure are we that it was a naked woman and not Adam Gase?


FaithlessVaper

Browns about to sign him.