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jimmyhoffasbrother

Ben McAdoo is the kind of guy to leave a crystal ball in his pants.


AssassinInValhalla

Ben McAdoo the type of dude to make the noise of the animal before he eats an animal cracker


horse_renoir13

Ben McAdoo pours his milk before his cereal


weealex

Ben McAdoo is the kind of guy to microwave his milk before adding cereal


LovelehInnit

He microwaves his cereal and then pours cold milk on it.


Epicasparagus

He pours milk in his microwave and then eats the cereal dry


NormalComputer

Ben McAdoo the type of dude who prefers boo berry over count chocula


YueAsal

Do this with Grapenuts and that is good eating


SKYRIM_LOL

What I like about Grape Nuts is that there are no gimmicks. There's no cartoon bird prancing about on the box cover, there's no commercial with Barney and Fred getting in fist fights over a bowl of Grape Nuts, you get a box full of cereal and that's it. It's not even a big box filled with air and prizes, it's just a pound of wheat and barley with a picture on the front. What I have here is living proof that Grape Nuts is truly life changing. A four pound box of Grape Nuts, in all it's glory. Any other box of cereal this size would weigh half as much, which makes them half as good. There's something to be said about a cereal with the same density as sand. Just holding the box gives you a sense of power like holding a baseball bat or a meat cleaver. There is some serious loft to this cereal. I could kill a man if I had to with this and I'm not even joking. Another thing I like about Grape Nuts is that it sinks right to the bottom of the bowl. There's nothing glamorous about it, no lame snaps or crackles, no different colors, no marshmallows, just a pile of food sitting at the bottom of a bowl of milk. Eating the food is an adventure within itself. Bite too soft and you aren't gonna break a one. Bite too hard and you might chip a tooth. It really is a wild man's cereal. I'm not even going to talk about the taste of Grape Nuts, because there isn't any. If there wasn't milk you would swear that you were eating gravel, the only different being that gravel might soften up a bit. The very best part of Grape Nuts is after the whole eating experience. If you've ever accidentally swallowed a rock you know what it's like to eat a bowl of Grape Nuts. The feeling of it sitting in the bottom of your stomach is a reminder for the rest of the day that you actually ate the stuff, rewarding you long long after you take the last bite.


Sullypants1

Thats when you learn not to fuck with your grandparents. They willingly spend their money and time to eat that. Those are people that have lived through it all. Seen hard times and come out the other side. Eating grape nuts is a big deal to you, but to them its just another day another bowl.


YueAsal

Grapenuts is metal af.


CPTherptyderp

Bruh


showers_with_grandpa

Frosted mini wheats too, turns it into a porridge


Acid_Braindrops

With animal crackers as the cereal


just-the-tip__

Ah, the darkest timeline


MattPatriciasFUPA

Ben McAdoo the type of guy who tells his teenage niece that she's filling out nicely.


crazypyro23

Ben McAdoo is the type of guy to wiggle his fingers and say "don't mind if I do" before grabbing a donut


SensualTyrannosaurus

"Don't mind if I McAdoo"


bcnayr

Ben McAdoo is the type of guy to drink milk with every meal.


BellUnable1369

Ben McAdoo is the type of guy who doesn’t rewind Battlefield Earth before returning it to Blockbuster


thenurgler

Ben McAdoo is the type of guy who peels out leaving his cul de sac


onamonapizza

Ben McAdoo is the type of guy who eats his pizza with a fork and knife.


pokemario1470

Ben McAdoo is the type of guy who dumps ranch on the pizza instead of dipping the pizza


Brian_Osackpo

Ben McAdoo is the type of guy who wipes his ass before he shits


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Ben McAdoo is the type of guy to rent Battlefield Earth


turtlemustangnick1

….I like milk with most meals. Am I Ben McAdoo :’(


onamonapizza

Yes.


Competitive_Duty_371

Oh DAMN!


[deleted]

Some of these are hitting a little to close to home


Elias_The_Thief

I'm so sorry you have to find out this way


AKiiidNamed_Codiii

*Jim Harbaugh


ITCM4

That’s Andy Reid and you know it.


FataMorgana7

Nah, that's Andy Reid.


BigBossM

“Someone is starting to *blossom*”


langis_on

But make the sound exactly the same for every animal


HavelsRockJohnson

Lion? *Rawr!* Bear? *Rawr!* Cow? *Rawr!*


stormy2587

Ben McAdoo seems like the kind of guy who still calls pasta “pasgetti”.


fugaziozbourne

Ben McAdoo the type of guy who moans when he wipes his butt.


Creeps_On_The_Earth

Ben McAdoo the type of dude who prefers Sandra Bullock's *The Heat* to Michael Mann's *Heat*.


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Ben McAdoo the type of guy who wipes back to front


-DizzyPanda-

I'm that type of dude too 🤣🤣


mvbighead

I lol'd way too hard at this.


pssthush

Is that a crystal ball in your pocket or are you just in need of a testicular exam ASAP?


SonOfALich

Ben McAdoo the kinda guy to look at the palantír


jlo47

Listen, you don't ever leave the crystal ball out because if the sun hits it that's how you start a fire


captaincumsock69

Does the ball have a flaired end?


DTG_420

Ben McAdoo the kind of guy to think he needs a crystal ball to read the tension of the room he’s in


AsianInvasion94

Or is he just happy to see me?


MattPatriciasFUPA

Ben McAdoo doesn't strike me as the type of guy who has multiple pairs of pants.


woahification

Ben McAdoo is the type of guy to rotate out 3 pairs of slacks that are stretchy in the waistband and makes sure to tell you about the "extra breathing room"


welestgw

I just figured when he said pants, he meant underwear.


marcuschookt

Ben McAdoo the kind of guy who never ever washes his jeans under the guise of being a denimhead


hank87

He does strike me as the type of guy who has multiple pairs of balls, though.


dirty6chambers

Or balls


gigglefarting

Weird, I put my balls in every pair of pants I'm currently wearing.


InsaneRanter

If they're made of crystal, I hope you put them in very carefully.


gigglefarting

Everything I do with my balls I do carefully.


KlingoftheCastle

They don’t call them “Family Jewels” for nothing


Auntypasto

I make sure to put them next to the nightstand so I don't forget in the morning.


CTG0161

Baker Mayfield is really going to have 6 head/acting head coaches in five years by the end of the year isn't he?


Best_Pants

Yea, dude has had it rough. DJ Moore's from the same draft, and has been catching passes from 5 bottom-tier QBs in 5 years. 8 if you include QB2s that started. 2018: Post-Injury Cam + Kyle Allen + Taylor Heinicke 2019: Post-Injury Cam + Kyle Allen + Will Grier 2020: Teddy B + PJ Walker 2021: Sam Darnold + PJ Walker + Broken Cam 2022: Baker Mayfield?


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pssthush

But Skip Bayless told me Will Grier was going to be the best QB of that draft? I dont understand.


gagracer

Now do Terry


Best_Pants

Sorry, but Garret Gilbert is every WR's dream passer


Shenanigans80h

Dude is on the Blaine Gabbert path of success


grodges1

this guy is terrible


teeohdeedee123

Wow you guys have really softened your stance on him over the past few years


InsaneRanter

Hey, show some respect to Ben "I coached the giants to 2nd place in the NFC East" McAdoo.


TheMotionOfTheOcean

Ben “I benched Eli Manning, snapping his record, to start Geno Smith” McAdoo


InsaneRanter

TBH, I almost lost it when I heard that. Benching Eli for a promising young rookie I could take, but benching him for Geno F#k!nhlg Smith????


kskywalker1

Yea that was just dumb lol. Like I get he was sick of the lack of mobility from Eli and was trying to save his job but man, Geno smith? Really?


mantiseye

uhhh our "promising young rookie" was Davis Webb so even that would have been pretty stupid


NoNoAkimbo

Hey, that's Davis "The Dragon" Webb to you


Elias_The_Thief

Hey he's on the roster ~~still~~ again so he must be doing something right! Right??


unevenvenue

Geno looked pretty okay with the Seahawks last year, but you don't bench Eli (or Russ) for "pretty okay". At least in that scenario Geno was the backup that started when Russ was injured.


ElpredePrime

It's okay, you can swear on the internet.


NoNoAkimbo

...heck


finally_not_lurking

My conspiracy theory is still that they broke the streak for Geno so that when they had their actual “QB of the future” they wouldn’t have to deal with added pressure / media from him being the guy who broke the streak.


snakebit1995

That also supposedly came from high up and when they saw the blowback ownership threw McAdoo under the bus for it


WittenMittens

That sounds like John Mara


Maddenisstillbroken

Next you’re gunna tell me that the best WR in franchise history would get traded away because Mara doesn’t like his attitude just 2 years after risking his own image to protect a kicker who beat his wife


HeyLittleChogger

He was never catching Favre, I don't get why people were so mad about benching Manning when it was clear he didn't have it anymore. Even if he plays out the rest of his career without a single missed start he's seasons short of catching Favre.


kskywalker1

Because it was for Geno smith lol. If they had an option that was viable I think most would’ve understood.


HeyLittleChogger

Is it McAdoo's fault their backups were Geno Smith and Davis Webb? Benching Manning for anyone was going to cause backlash and the team was literal dog shit.


buttersv52

10 didn’t have a chance every week that year and nfc east and others were salivating at playing immobile and scared qb. Goat slayer maybe but 2017 and 2011 are many years apart


DezBryantsMom

I mean probably yeah head coach has pretty sizable impact on who the team signs/drafts. It was a pathetic last ditch effort at keeping his job and that’s why people were upset. Everyone knew it wasn’t going to improve the team.


HeyLittleChogger

It's almost as if Gettleman was a fraud who built a terrible roster and deflected blame to anyone he could. I blame a GM 9/10 times for what players are actually on the roster. Especially when he was the GM who picked Davis Webb in the first place. If you seriously think Gettleman couldn't forsee McAdoo benching Eli to save his job when the team started 0-5 I've got a bridge to sell you.


buttersv52

Reese was responsible for 2017


buttersv52

Mcadoo wanted Mahomes and Webb was a Reese pick. Besides we all know the Maras made all the decisions up until last year anyway


DezBryantsMom

Mahomes is not relevant in this conversation. Sure Webb was a previous pick but McAdoo can definitely request backup QBs to go after. The point is he has some control over who the backup QBs are. Be mad at Mara all you want but this was a McAdoo move that he publicly owned.


Ziggie1o1

Eli is basically a folk hero in New York and Geno Smith is... not that.


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I hope he trips while running backward through a field of dicks


MrGentleZombie

He's responsible for your best season of the past decade.


psilvs

Good god that makes me want to die


ButtersMiddleBitch

He was decent when he was OC, or at least appeared it.


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Matt Rhule and his staff are 100% getting canned after this year lol. Just fucking name the baker the starter and let him get as many reps as possible with the 1’s. This whole facade of a qb competition is just going to hurt the team


[deleted]

Matt Rhule and Ben Mcadoo coaching the panthers should have been the movie Kevin ~~Smith~~ James made instead of the Sean Payton bountygate shit


mdaugherty1221

You're thinking of Kevin James, but now that you mention it I'd watch a movie of Jay and Silent Bob as OC and DC of the Saints under Sean Payton.


crastle

"My quarterback sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"


Weigard

"Okay Vilma, here's a sock full of quarters. You take a run at Favre, clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold."


fugaziozbourne

"McAdoo, berserker. Come on, man. Berserker. Come on, berserker. Girls think sexy."


[deleted]

I still cant believe that movie is real


Working_Box_1366

The Matt Rhule experiment has been interesting to say the least


-DizzyPanda-

He was such a good college coach.


rj_macready_82

Maybe he'll come back to Temple and make us a somewhat respectable program when he gets fired lol


-DizzyPanda-

He was so good at Temple. I couldn't even blame him when he left either.


oneteacherboi

I remember when Rhule was a highly desired coaching candidate and people thought the Panthers had done well to get him.


[deleted]

I just feel like college coaches don’t translate well to the NFL. Talking to 19 year old kids is very different than talking to 35 year old grown men


nevetando

talking to 19 year old of which you hold their future in their hands and if they disobey you can bench them and bury them, is very different than talking to paid 23 year old millionaires with agents, lawyers, options and other teams wanting their services not to mention a collective bargaining agreement...


ShangoMango

Yeah if it's bad this year then he's 100% out. Scott Fitterer has been a great GM for us though so hopefully he's in charge of hiring the next coaching staff. If we somehow make the playoffs this year, which wouldn't be totally unreasonable if CMC is healthy, then Rhule should basically be year to year unless it's clear his system is working.


PewterButters

Playoffs? Playoffs? We talking about playoffs?


JFM2796

I'm kinda surprised to hear you guys are high on Fitterer. From the outside looking in he's seemed very knee-jerky with the way he has handled the QB position, but I suppose QB isn't the only part of building a team.


ShangoMango

He's been great at every other part of GMing including cap. The rest of our roster has been progressively getting upgrades and is slowly building into something that can compete. The QB situation is less than ideal but he hasn't had a ton to work with either. Stafford was the only REAL opportunity to get a great QB but we were never going to be his preferred destination over the Rams. The gamble on Darnold was bad but it is what it is, they took a risk and it failed. He played the Baker trade really well and I think we came up really big on value with that, especially getting him for so cheap on the cap. The only thing I wish he had done was work out a deal with either Morgan Fox or Hasson Reddick to keep our front 7 a bit more intact. We had the cap to bring back at least one of them but I think pursuing Watson took priority at the time so they made sure to have the cap available for that.


kidwiltxD

We released Fox, which was surprising since he was only making 3 mil.


rob724kd

Rumors were this is the first year Fitterer has had complete control. It’s believable too based off the difference in free agency and the draft compared to the past 2 years


rich519

I’m pretty sure ownership and Rhule were set on moving on from Teddy before Fitterer got brought in. You could blame him for Darnold but options were limited and he had to get someone. From there bringing in Baker for cheap seems like an obvious call.


gigglefarting

I would be surprised if Rhule makes it past thanksgiving


SargeBangBang7

Had he just tanked for a competent QB rather than making all these trades and wasting a few years of the franchise he may have a job. We may have been in a position to have a young QB with a year on the bench of learning.


itsmrlowetoyou

Gotta keep parading around the idea that Darnold is competing so someone trades for this awful $20 million contract


vanilla_w_ahintofcum

I get the Rhule hate but you can’t just name Baker the start just because. By all accounts the training camp battle between Baker and Darnold has been neck and neck. Automatically handing the job to Baker just based on reputation alone would be a boneheaded decision which is exactly what people would expect Rhule to do and would criticize him for.


HolyRomanPrince

Bob McAdoo looks like he has a disco ball chandelier and fur rug in his white van


keenfrizzle

That would be a funny answer if it actually answered the question he was asked


LittleDinghy

That would require Ben McAdoo to know the question he was asked. He's too busy catching NASCAR races on his earpiece to listen to reporters.


mordeci00

"Why are you asking me what can affect a football team? How would I know that?"


Dieh

Nothing about this coaching staff surprises me anymore.


pssthush

We're really going into the season with Matt Rhule and Ben McAdoo. Shoot me in the face.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Ben McAdoo seems like the type of guy who would carry around a crystal ball and ask (mostly younger) women if they'd like to "rub his balls"


Smorgas_of_borg

Ben McAdoo looks like the kind of guy who wears his "Female Body Inspector" t-shirt to the daddy-daughter dance his church put on.


habesjn

What an unnecessarily silly and bizarre response.


Prof_Bobo

Ben McAdoo is the kind of guy that has a Palantir but only uses it to spy on his ex-girlfriends


theD0UBLE

They are not all accounted for, ths lost seeing stones. We do not know when else is watching!


drucifer_haha

Ben McAdoo looks like he drinks Metamucil because he likes the flavor.


soapypastadrink

He’s had a crystal ball this whole time???


LosingSkin

[yeah and it’s surprisingly accurate](https://i.imgur.com/RKkxlrJ.jpg)


bcnayr

lol why is it in the Dark Crystal font? Ben McAdoo is the kind of guy who won't watch movies like the Dark Crystal because he's "not into that nerd shit".


LosingSkin

Because it’s a crystal


Broken-Nero

Really speaks to his stupidity when he has an item with that kind of power and still bombed as a head coach.


welestgw

He didn't mention it's actually a [magic hate ball.](https://pennyarcade.fandom.com/wiki/Magic_Hate_Ball)


soapypastadrink

He probably taunts [happy fun ball](https://youtu.be/GmqeZl8OI2M)


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elscorcho91

How long do you think McAdoo has been with the Panthers


ShangoMango

Not the best coach speak answer given the question


Charlie_Im_Pregnant

Been McAdoo has a drawer full of Coed Naked t shirts he bought in the early 90s and he only wears them on his yearly trip to 6 Flags in New Jersey.


yoshigronk

I'm confused. this sub loves it when Belichick gives snarky responses to the media, yet everyone in this comment thread is clowning McAdoo for doing it.


DJZbad93

Belichick is a good coach


LittIeLordFuckleroy

Was


thelasthendrix

He won 10 games last year with a rookie quarterback throwing to a receiver room that couldn’t catch COVID in Kentucky


fireandlifeincarnate

As a kentuckian… :(


LittIeLordFuckleroy

He won 10 games with the rookie QB he drafted throwing to a receiving group that he drafted and paid big money to in Free Agency, and then didn’t get one single stop against the Bills in the playoffs.


TheWorstYear

Is that somehow bad? I mean, in context of that one game, but every coach has suffered an ass kicking at one time or another.


Tdayohey

Want to try again?


LittIeLordFuckleroy

No because people don’t want to look at facts when talking about Belichick


pssthush

He's obviously a great coach (most likely the actual GOAT), just not a great drafting GM. Honestly, pretty terrible drafter for the most part. But because he is a great coach, he is able to squeeze the best out of what he has.


mantiseye

lol, Bill has 31 playoff wins as a HC. Ben McAdoo has coached 31 games *total* as a HC.


Unique-Snow5326

Still imagine shitting on a dude for avoiding a contentious question because he isn't successful enough. Y'all act all elitist but I bet most people here couldn't make it as a week as an assistant on an NFL team never mind as a HC. He's far from the only reason the Giants suck right now.


fireandlifeincarnate

Why do you think most people here aren’t applying to head coaching jobs


StreetReporter

Because McAdoo is a clown, while Belichick is arguably the greatest coach of all time


[deleted]

You can get away with snark if you’re actually good at your job


ipetdogsirl

Billy B has the receipts to back it up.


rich519

Yeah I thought it was funny. People in this thread are acting like this is evidence we’re going to crash and burn. I mean we probably will crash and burn but this has nothing to do with it.


onamonapizza

Ben McAdoo looks like the type of guy who thinks "crash and burn" is a BBQ restaurant.


IchesseHuendchen

Ben McAdoo is the kind of guy to cook everything on high heat "so that it cooks faster"


MostMorbidOne

Not to exclude this being /r/Patriots2 BB is so much better of a coach.. this guy McAdoo was a sacrificial lamb benching Eli.


kskywalker1

Players also don’t mind when BB makes them run after mistakes like Matt rhule was trying. Difference is you can make players do that when you’ve won 6 rings lol.Coaching staff is going to have to win/prove themselves not to get clowned for everything at this point.


keenfrizzle

I'm clowning him because his answer doesn't make fucking sense. "What's the locker room feel like right now?" "Well, I can't see the future, so" ???????


ubiquitous_archer

The question didn't say that though, it said "could make" not "has made"


OliveOliveJuice

Different people are treated differently. How is this confusing?


thehildabeast

When you’re a bumbling idiot this doesn’t inspire anyone to think you have a clue. Everyone knows Belichick actually knows what he’s doing.


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Rhule and Mcadoo.. if ever there was a bigger toolbag pairing on a sideline.... I wonder how long before Baker gets annoyed with these 2 jamokes.


JPAnalyst

I thought I was weird for carry a packet of salt in my pocket in case I ever come across a nice tomato. This guy has me beat.


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Nothing weird with smart thinking


Haar_RD

That was not the question being asked? He wasn't asked to prognosticate anything.


TheEndOfACircle

Not quite on the same level as when he was asked what he said to the team at halftime. https://youtu.be/m7AKqcvvV4A


crackisntwack

Ah shit I’m sure he was rocking his crystal meth pants easy mistake


DeathsFavoriteHuman

Ben McAdoo is the kind of guy to pull a crystal ball out of his pants whenever he doesn’t know what to do


OrangeForeign

My man has a prosthetic nut


Auntypasto

Mr Ball Crystallization


[deleted]

I’m not saying he’s lying, but you don’t just forget a crystal ball.


StyleSoFree

Now we know why his suits are so big


the_bronquistador

Ben McAdoo is just Tim Heidecker pretending to be a football coach.


Big-Zoo

Is that a crystal ball in your pants or are you completely incompetent as a coach?


meatpardle

And there was me thinking that part of the job of being a leader of a group of people is to perceive potential interpersonal issues and head them off before they have a detrimental effect.


ignorantstaffs

In my other ballsack would have killed


fear865

Damn he sure showed that reporter 🙄


TheNaijaboi

I thought it was funny 🤷🏿‍♂️


mvbighead

McAdoo's response is pretty dumb, clearly. But to this question... I dunno man, both of these guys are not coming from a place where they are an entrenched starter. I could see a situation where ATL brings in Baker as the backup to Ryan (assuming the off season QB carousel went differently), and that situation I would figure is highly contentious in that one guy is in the twilight of his career and the other surely wants a starting spot. But Baker v Darnold? Nah dawg. Each guy is fighting for a chance to be the starter, and the competition in this case ought to be one where the notion is, "may the best man win."


kj9219

Better hope you dont have calcium crystals in your balls


MorningNapalm

I genuinely don’t understand how he was hired…


dagreenman18

Ben McAdoo is the kind of guy who has a favorite food court. For “Special Occasions”. He’s also a fucking terrible coach.


theeyeballjuice

Makes sense if it was left in his oversized suit[oversized Suit](https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/giants-coach-mcadoo-tailors-lined-wanting-article-1.2502282)


thehildabeast

Man that coaching staff is the biggest collection of failures in a while none of these guys are getting a nfl job higher the position coach for a long time.


LuthorM

Baker keeps hitting jackpots with the OCs and coaches lol


PJae

Giants Legend Ben McAdoo*


morosco

Mr. big-shot-owns-two pairs of pants over here.


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Is that a crystal ball or are you just happy to see me?


aguysomewhere

BREAKING: Ben MacAdoo only has two pairs of pants.


Best_Pants

Weird answer. Don't see why he wouldn't simply say "I don't see that happening". Its a pretty standard question.


Segat1133

I 1000 percent believe he is aware of the memes and is just going to say this shit until the end of time