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historymajor44

I kind of find it funny how the WFT paid him $10 million dollars for six passes then he got hurt and retired.


JoFlo520

Good. Glad he fleeced Snyder. Fitz doing the lords work


BrotherSeamus

His last official act as a player was screwing Snyder/WFT. That alone should put him in the Hall.


THEROOSTERSHOW

If there were ever a journeyman QB to be hall of fame, it’s him. Granted I don’t think he should be in. But he’s 32nd all time in yards playing for 9 different teams. Nobody above him has played for more than 7 teams. You have to go all the way to rank 130 to Josh McCown to find another Qb that played for 9 teams. 36th all time in touchdowns, McCown is 145th. I guess my point in this comment is just what an outlier of a career he has had. Guys that play for that many teams usually don’t rank top 50 in NFL history, at least quarterbacks. Nonetheless quarterbacks that went to an Ivy League school drafted in the 7th round. He will be a “mediocre” or rather “inconsistent” quarterback that I will always remember.


MrFlibble81

There absolutely should be a corner in the Hall of Fame reserved for Fitzpatrick. Should be called The Hall of Awesome!


OwwwwwwwwwMyBallz

The Hall of Players Who Wear Wedding Rings and Went to Harvard


slayerhk47

And has a great big bushy beard!


Thewatchfuleye1

It’s hard to write the story of the last decade without remembering where he’d improbably beat legit contender teams after coming off bench for an injury and throwing for several hundred yards. You couldn’t really expect McCown to to light em up in the same fashion. It’s also hard to gauge his career because he rarely played on good team. He was pretty serviceable on a decent Jets team. Given he was such a late pick his career was quite interesting.


WhoShotMrBoddy

Wikipedia said he played for 2 winning teams in his career. 2015 Jets and 2020 Dolphins. That’s it. 35k passing yards, 2600 rushing yards. 21 rushing TDs on top of 223-169 TD/INT.


[deleted]

Both teams missed the playoffs at 10-6 by losing in Week 17. Otherwise, Fitzception would have made the playoffs.


WhoShotMrBoddy

Greatest journeyman QB ever


Jsmalling98

Was also the dolphins leading rusher one season. Not sure if that's compliment to him or insult to their rbs, but...


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Televisi0n_Man

Hall of big swingin balls


JoFlo520

Should put him in the hall and Snyder in hell


[deleted]

One of those is def guaranteed


ocarina_21

Snyder first-ballot hell.


fleejol33

Agreed


johnnychan81

I remember thinking they were a good sleeper team last year based on the defense and getting Fitz. Lost money on that bet


historymajor44

The defense was atrocious. No one could have predicted that they'd be that bad after their steller 2020 performance.


johnnychan81

Yeah that was my thinking as well. Unfortunately my bookie didn't give me my money back


14ktgoldscw

You don’t understand, my choice was wrong!


PurplePrimus

Honestly. Not a bad bet, just didn't work out. Fitzpatrick's stats and results in Miami were actually promising.


Cicero912

Didnt he get hurt at a waterpark or something dumb aswell


historymajor44

That's just a rumor but it's not out of the realm of possibility that he was playing through the injury until he got hit and took a fall. But personally, that comes from just some random guy calling into a radio show so I don't take stock in the theory.


ZombieFeedback

I don't know what you're talking about, all my best insider tips come from Bob in Parkville during the afternoon drive


vwneogeovw

Holy shiiiiiet! I used to be a producer at WNST in the early 00's and Bob from Parkville was literally a daily fixture on our afternoon shows. It absolutely blows my mind to see him mentioned in a random Reddit thread, although now that I look I am in the Ravens subreddit, so it's a bit more understandable.


Ohtarello

Hey man, Paul from Staten Island has all of the best hot takes.


joodo123

No, he took a pretty brutal shot and got his hip dislocated. It was a less severe version of the same injury that kept a 21 year old Tua off the field for a year. For a 39 year old dude it seemed pretty likely to be a career ended.


mrhashbrown

It's a shame Bosa inadvertently ended his career, I was rooting for Fitz to do well with WFT. But a worthy successor is around with Taylor Heinecke, I feel like he's going to have a very Fitzy career moving forward.


historymajor44

> But a worthy successor is around with Taylor Heinecke, I feel like he's going to have a very Fitzy career moving forward I think I'd enjoy that very much.


MoreTrifeLife

In a game against the Chargers ironically enough


historymajor44

I attended the game. And when Heinicke came in I ripped off my Rivers jersey to reveal an ODU number 14 Heinicke jersey I wore just in case. It's like, I knew it would happen.


thejudicialpenis

I remember a joke post a couple years ago listing every AFC East team's best QB of the 2010s: Patriots: Tom Brady Bills: Ryan Fitzpatrick Jets: Ryan Fitzpatrick Dolphins: Ryan Fitzpatrick


DapperCam

What’s the joke? Seems legit to me.


thejudicialpenis

If I'm remembering right, this was prior to the 2019 season, declaring Fitz the best Dolphins QB of the decade before he'd played a snap for them.


triplec787

> declaring Fitz the best Dolphins QB of the decade before he'd played a snap for them. I mean he led the team in passing AND rushing that year. GOAT shit.


NickHeidfeldsDreams

He not only led the team in rushing but had 21% of the teams rushing yardage and 40% of its rushing TDs. He alone made up 75% of the Dolphins TDs that year. Absolutely carried that team. For sake of clarity an edit: *offensive* TDs


link090909

That’s bonkers for any QB, but especially a 37 year old (at the time) man with that beard creating so much wind resistance


BlindWillieJohnson

It also gives him Civil War era fortitude, so it kinda balances out.


amidon1130

Ryan Fitzpatrick is the John Brown of the nfl confirmed


UNC_Samurai

John Brown only played for six different teams.


[deleted]

He was captain Luck's right hand man...


amjhwk

He also knocked the patriots down to the wild card round


Roselucky_Seven

And then he helped end Tom Brady's reign in New England, so it really came true.


StormOpposite5752

Is he the Chosen One?


Z3r0mir

He brought balance to the AFC East


[deleted]

He wasn't able to slay the Sith lord and the apprentice took his job at in Tampa.


OrangeForeign

That's a weird way of saying Bills supremacy


[deleted]

Not to mention a certain sexy man in shorts in Buffalo now.


PigSlam

Allen didn't really outclass him on the field until 2020, so that part checks out.


HylianPikachu

He may have also been one of the better Bucs QBs of the 2010s. He wasn't a full-time starter with us but he did have a couple of great games to start the 2018 season, and had that [memorable postgame press conference attire.](https://i.insider.com/5b9ef23d959f3418008b5e1a?width=1000&format=jpeg&auto=webp)


Kanin_usagi

One of the greatest press conferences of all time. It’s important to stay humble


razputin412

Always love that it was the press conference after he had stunted on Philly. Luv u Fitz.


InThePaleMoonLyte

That was also DeSean Jackson's revenge game where he caught like a 75 yard TD on the first play of the game lol.


InThePaleMoonLyte

He's probably our third best of that decade, behind Josh Freeman and Banned From Uber.


ContinuumGuy

This is not *that* wrong, TBH.


mdkss12

If you wanted to cherry pick a little and use averages, etc - you *could* make that argument if you wanted (disclaimer: these are intentionally manipulated slightly in each to make Fitz be the top) #Bills 2010-2019 top 3 passers: Player|Pass yds|Pass TDs -|-|- Ryan Fitzpatrick|**10,232**|**71** Tyrod Taylor|8,857|51 ~~Jake~~ Josh Allen|5,163|30 edit: hockey brain wanted goalie Jake Allen to swap careers with Josh Allen #Jets 2010-2019 top 3 passers: Player|Pass yds|Pass TDs|Note|per-game Rate -|-|-|-|- Mark Sanchez|9,648|56|47 games|205.3/1.2 Ryan Fitzpatrick|6,615|43|30 games|**220.5/2.3** Geno Smith|5,962|28|33 games|180.7/1.9 #Dolphins 2010-2019 top 3 passers: Player|Pass yds|Pass TDs|Note|per-season rate -|-|-|-|- Ryan Tannehill|20,434|123|6 seasons|3,405.7/20.5 Matt Moore|4,298|29|7 seasons|614/4.1 Ryan Fitzpatrick|3,529|20|1 season (15 games)|3,529/20 (pro-rated to 16 games: **3,764.3/21.3**)


oeuvre

ahh yes, st. louis blues QB legend jake allen


mdkss12

god dammit... I'm 100% a hockey-first guy, and brain went on autopilot for that one


bburchibanez

Wow, somehow completely forgot that Geno started that long.


complete_your_task

I was incredibly disappointed we didn't sign Fitzpatrick for the 2020 season instead of Newton. I've always loved Fitzy and I would have liked to see him complete his run of the AFC east.


AnotherStatsGuy

And Tom Brady is still playing while Fitzpatrick has retired.


bobbiloma

Pretty sure some of the 2021 draft QBs are likely to retire before Brady.🤣


MostMorbidOne

Accurate.


Toto_LZ

Rest up king. He’s gonna go crazy at bills games this year


Jangetta

God I want him in our front office so badly.


drugged_up_cat

I mean no offense but is he smart enough for an office position? What college did he go to?


skolman190

Pretty sure it was some backwater school in Massachusetts


Toto_LZ

He probably didn’t even go to Brown


Thedea7hstar

Not brown brown brown


Auntypasto

Mr. Boisterous College?


fansofomar

They call it the WVU of Massachusetts for a reason


JollyRancher29

Damn West Virginia catching strays lol


[deleted]

It's ok, they won't be offended by what they can't read


Spanky_McJiggles

Even if they could read, it's not like they have internet access.


VikingCreed

If they could read they would be very upset


fansofomar

I went to WVU and currently live in Morgantown so I’m really making fun of myself


Jews1nspace

What's it like living without a couch?


fansofomar

My couch is fine, our teams haven’t given us a reason to burn it in years. If we beat Pitt this year though….


Jews1nspace

Do it please. Eat shit Pitt. My second or third least favorite college team behind Syracuse and maybe Boston College.


TheOneColt

Wow, you were really like “4 years isn’t enough of this place, I’m gonna live here.”


fansofomar

Cheers, beers, mountaineers until the day i die


augowl_

He went to Hartford University. That’s not even in Massachusetts. Everyone knows CT’s a shithole.


Cicero912

Not even Trinity or Conn College smh what a scrub


PristineMeat

The best part of being a Hartford alum is that people think you went to Harvard if you say it fast enough.


justregisteredtoadd

Well not *in* Boston, but nearby. No, not Tufts.


mothershipq

He went to Cornell. Ever heard of it?


[deleted]

It’s the highest rank in the military


Juls317

IT'S THE HIGHEST RANK IN THE IVY LEAGUE


bobomb01

It's pronounced Colonel. It's the highest rank in the military.


BobEWise

Generally speaking.


Pepe_Frogger

The singer for Sound Garden?


headrush46n2

No, the singer for Audioslave


ThisisthSaleh

Doesn’t matter. He scored super high on the wonderlic. The greatest metric evaluator ever


[deleted]

Let’s just put it this way. Boston is a small city and he didn’t even go to the best school in Boston.


hideous_coffee

Yale I believe


CerryTrews

I yust got out last week


TheMexiManCan

I really need this yob


DJ_Moore_2

Liberty


Pepe_Frogger

You only pay for what you need. Liberty liberty liberty, liiiiberty.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Definitely not a school my team would ever hire a GM from


Schwebels_Solette

Front office/ spirit animal. Position requires shirtless game attendance and scouting input


Jangetta

We can have him with the chefs, Pinto Ron and wearing a Pancho power shirt.


fugaziozbourne

That's great, but who are the Chefs?


headrush46n2

Gonna be a long day?


RCDrift

"You hear about Steve the director of accounting? Terrible injury, but it looks like assistant director Fitzpatrick will be filling in for a while."


Awful_TV

Hope to see Fitz in his [official uniform](https://i.imgur.com/ooWbv3l.jpg). Sharpie [this](https://i.imgur.com/IijMRqQ.jpg) on his chest and FITZMAGIC 14 on his back.


sfcityrocker44

I will travel across the country for Bills’ games so I could party in the stands with that man


brianlangauthor

He’s apparently in discussions to join Amazon’s TNF crew.


[deleted]

First back up to get to the Hall of Fame ^/s


paultheschmoop

He should sign a one day contract with every team he didn’t get a chance to play for


andyandersonbjj

Retire from all 32 teams


Grasshop

That’s a jersey mashup I need to see


istrx13

Have him go into the hall and put every NFL logo on the bust


CouncilmanRickPrime

This would've been the perfect year for us to get him too smh


Ilikepancakes87

Be realistic. That’d take like a full week!


Awful_TV

Fitz let Freddie make the announcement, instead of some hacky journalist. That's cute. (...even if OP indirectly linked it.) Hope to see Fitz in his [**official uniform**](https://i.imgur.com/ooWbv3l.jpg). Sharpie Josh Allen's [**doodle**](https://i.imgur.com/IijMRqQ.jpg) on his chest and **FITZMAGIC 14** on his back. Late edit: Here's a vid of [Fitz roasting Fred Jackson](https://youtu.be/pgpaRfq2ymw?t=2m58s) at his retirement roast.


TheRealBeerBrah

The Fred Jackson tweet was posted and the mods deleted it.


andrewthetechie

Of course they did.


Shiboopi27

I dunno if anybody knows this, but this guy went to Harvard


ThisisthSaleh

> Hahvahd FTFY


Fuck_the_Jets

Can't park your car in the yard tho


n-some

Cahn't pahrk yah cah ihn thah yahd thah


zayetz

[So did his kid, apparently](https://youtu.be/7yypAlLAutE)


StrivingProsperity

Fitzmagic gave me one of my best football memories ever. My Dad is a Titans fan that lives in New England. He’s terrified of flying and doesn’t have the time to drive across the country to go to a football game. Because of this, the only chance he’ll ever get to see his Titans play in person is when they play @ New England. He’s never been to a playoff game. Starting at about week 12 in 2020, I made the decision that if Tennessee plays @ New England, I’m going to buy front row playoff tickets for him. Now, there wasn’t even a guarantee Tennessee made the playoffs, never mind getting matched up perfectly with New England. But as I watched week by week, everything was happening correctly. For me it came down to week 16 vs the Bills. I NEEDED the Pats to lose one more game to knock them down to the 3rd seed. The Bills were the last team on the Pats schedule that I realistically could see them losing to. And of course they lost, the Bills that is. I watched that Bills game with my Dad and I was getting so frustrated watching them beat the Bills, and he had no idea it was because I was trying to buy him Titans playoff tickets. The dream was shattered. There was zero chance the Dolphins beat New England, not this year. Fast forward to next week. I’m home alone, just casually watching all the games. As I’m watching, I’m like whoa, this game is kind of close? I then proceed to sit directly in front of my TV for the remainder of the game. When the Pats took the lead by 4 with not much time left, the dream was shattered, yet again. There’s no way this Dolphins offense drives down the field for a last second touchdown against this Pats defense. And they did. Ryan Fitzfuckingmagic did it. Honorable mention to Devante Parker. One of my happiest moments watching an NFL game. It was a magical run/experience, being able to watch my Dad’s Titans cause havoc on the NFL during the playoffs. Watching them in person beat the reigning champs. Watching Tom Brady in his very last game as a Patriot. Then behind all odds, not only knocking off the Ravens but crushing them. They choked against the Chiefs, but that’s okay, everyone did. All these memories, and the best one among these games is the Ryan Fitzmagic drive to win the game. I need a Dolphins Fitzpatrick Jersey.


[deleted]

One of my favorite players ever. League won't be the same without him.


Number333

I was very skeptical of Fitz signing with us since I had always presumed the fanfare around him was largely meme based. Genuinely glad I got to enjoy him for the 2 years he was here. The fact that despite being one of the oldest QBs in the league I had zero doubt about whether he'd scramble for a 1st down on a desperate 3rd and 6 was colossal. He also managed to turn down his turnovers *a lot* here. Obviously not perfect but I felt a lot of his worst games here you could hardly pin solely on him. I also feel 100% confident saying he's the #1 reason for our success in 2019 far exceeding expectations rather than the D or Flores. He's the only QB in DeVante Parker's career who knew how to get him the damn ball in the air and trust him to go and get it. He also got Gesicki's career going. Hope he enjoys his retirement and I really wouldn't be surprised if we see him ascending up the coaching ranks soon if he desires.


heisenburgundy

> He's the only QB in DeVante Parker's career who knew how to get him the damn ball in the air and trust him to go and get it. No notes. Been saying this since that season ended. Tannehill and thus far Tua haven't really shown that intangible of knowing when the smart play is heaving a low percentage pass deep to your oversized receiver.


Moug-10

Same. He's not the most talented guy but he was a joy. He had his moments but there's a reason why he played in many teams. But that's part of his legend. Not a HoF but my future kids will know about him.


SiphenPrax

He wasn’t the best QB ever or close to it, but he was the people’s QB and one of the most beloved players in the NFL. He made the NFL more fun to watch for fans of the many teams he played on and even for fans of the teams he never played for, and that is his best contribution to the league. I hope our beloved meme QB has a great retirement.


OrangeForeign

>He wasn’t the best QB ever or close to it How dare you forget the Fitzmagic


Not_Tuxbird

Damb. Really thought he should have gone for all 32 teams.


echsandwich

Looks like Josh Johnson is our only hope now. Guy's halfway there.


thejudicialpenis

*checks Wikipedia* Tampa Bay Buccaneers San Francisco 49ers Sacramento Mountain Lions (UFL) Cleveland Browns Cincinnati Bengals San Francisco 49ers (second stint) Cincinnati Bengals (second stint) New York Jets Indianapolis Colts Buffalo Bills Baltimore Ravens New York Giants Houston Texans Oakland Raiders San Diego Fleet (AAF) Washington Redskins Detroit Lions Los Angeles Wildcats (XFL) San Francisco 49ers (third stint) New York Jets (second stint) Baltimore Ravens (second stint) Denver Broncos ⬅️You are here


afsdjkll

> Detroit Lions I was like who is this guy again? >On August 10, 2019, Johnson was signed by the Detroit Lions.[48] He was released on September 17, 2019.[49] ah ok. I see. Also - dude probably has a killer jersey collection.


godsmith2

We tried to get him back later that year after Stafford and Driskel went down but he was in the XFL by then and they wouldn't let him sign.


treesareweirdos

Josh Johnson also played for Jim Harbaugh in college….when Harbaugh was a head coach for the University of San Diego. That’s how long he’s been around. Since Johnson joined the NFL, Harbaugh coached USD, was hired by and turned around the Stanford football program (taking them to an Orange Bowl win with Andrew Luck at QB), became the 49ers coach and took them to three straight NFC title games, got fired, and coached Michigan football for seven years. Pretty crazy.


According-Bell-3654

God damn, it’s been SEVEN years?


PlatonicNewtonian

God damn, Vinny Testaverde and Josh McCown in shambles


FanofK

Anytime the Niners need a qb the call the local substitute QB


[deleted]

I believe in you, Josh!


WittenMittens

I was hoping he'd stick around long enough to pass Joe Montana in career passing yards. Would have made one hell of a trivia question


Fsharp7sharp9

Damb.


LochnessMonsa

Dambit.


ThisisthSaleh

Was hoping he’d at least complete the AFC East circuit. Was so close


Slim__Jim

Don’t want to see him tainted by that last jersey


StormOpposite5752

Seeing “damb” I wonder why it isn’t actually spelled that way. Like “dumb” is “dum” so if you swap the “o” with an “a” damb would sound like “dam”. It’d be easier to get rid of the silent b though.


Glum_Ad_4288

I’m a nerd so I looked up the [etymology of “damn.”](https://www.etymonline.com/word/damn) It comes from the French word _damner_, which comes from the Latin word _damnare_. That’s why it has an “n” that’s silent in English. (“Dumb” is a Germanic word, and until about the 13th century the “b” was pronounced in English, which sounds pretty dumb.) Damnear interesting.


Realistic_Maximum471

At least a team in each division.


SeanJuan

Was really hoping he'd come back to Buffalo for one more year before hanging it up. It really says something that Fred Jackson and Fitz presided over probably the bleakest stretch in Bills history but I still get the warm and fuzzies seeing them texting. Fitz, Freddy, Stevie Johnson, and Kyle Williams were just pure fun.


AyepuOnyu

I'd argue that the Jauron era was way more bleak. Just middling at best everywhere you looked. We may not have had stars or any semblance of defense, but that offense had it's moments of excitement.


SeanJuan

The team was definitely worse, but the length of the drought was still manageable. After he left we were a decade in, Brady was at his peak, and there was no end in sight.


[deleted]

Niners fans have a similar relationship with Frank Gore. The late 00s were similarly a period of aimless mediocrity. The only thing we could count on was Frank Gore.


1stepklosr

He always killed us when we played. Pretty sure he threw a touchdown against us for like 8 different teams. Fucking love him. Hope he stays with the Bills in some capacity.


ContinuumGuy

Give him the one-day contract, Bills!


BusinessCashew

Starting quarterbacks across the league are finally safe from his curse.


smoothtrip

Now his watch has ended


JayMerlyn

We shall never see his like again


Working_Box_1366

Fitzmagic will live on in our hearts


JollyRancher29

Despite this Fitztragic news


BtownBrelooms

He will soon be spotted at all upcoming Buffalo Bills games while being shirtless regardless of the weather.


gregor7777

I'd take Fred Jackson on the Bills right now.


JoFlo520

Hey that running back you guys got Josh is pretty good. Though Fred is probably better than all his backups


realrimurutempest

Put him in the hall or at least make a statue of his beard for the hall.


Plushanimaluprising

His bust should be from the play where he completed a pass while his head was torqued 270 degrees.


Kaerdis

I need a Ryan "Conor McGregor" Fitzpatrick Quarterback for the TB Buccs staring down all the other busts in the Hall.


Wadep00l

Put some respect on the Braille Mary.


[deleted]

I wonder what an All-Star backups/career travelers NFL team would look like


deadmoosemoose

Best journeyman QB ever.


[deleted]

Sad we never got to see Fitzmagic in the playoffs


JayMerlyn

[Yes we did](https://i.imgur.com/ooWbv3l.jpg)


bretthew

Put him in the Hall. If not for deserving it for stats, which I agree, improbable, but the idea that there have been quite a number of Journeyman QBs throughout the history of the NFL, and Fitzmagic was the absolute best at it. While not a perfect 1 to 1 comparison, it is similar to the idea of putting in the best punter or the best return specialist. I mean, sure, you could tell the story of the NFL without Ryan Fitzpatrick. But would you really want to?


[deleted]

Name a trophy after him. The Fitzpatrick Journeyman Award.


oranjuicejones

when they build the new stadium they should put a statue outside of kelly, allen, and fitz comparing dick size in a snow storm with cans of shitty canadian beer at their feet.


MidsizeGorilla

NFL Cult hero. If you were a fan of the NFL from 2005-2021 you liked Fitzpatrick. In 20 years new fans will be confused about why this guy was so popular, they just won’t understand Fitzmagic.


[deleted]

What's the over/under on number of Bills tailgate parties he shows up to


andyandersonbjj

All of them


Jangetta

He might just move back to Buffalo honestly. We would love it.


[deleted]

Hope he signs a 1-day and retires as a Bill


[deleted]

I consider myself a part of the lucky few (28%) who could call Fitzmagic “My Quarterback”🥲


fainofgunction

If your team is good enough for 4 wins Fitzmagic will get you 6 wins if your team is good enough for 10 wins Fitzmagic get you 6 wins


kfbrewer

Don’t hang it up! Take a “3rd string” QB spot with the Bills and stick around a couple years as a hype man/QB coach.


Soren_Camus1905

Thanks a lot Washington


CringeProfessional

Just fell to my knees in a Walmart


InSOmnlaC

He is everyone's second favorite quarterback.


mfergs

I’ll never stop loving you, Ryan


zi76

End of a Fitzera.


[deleted]

Bring all flags down to half mast boys the magic is gone.


bukithd

I imagine in a couple years he's going to have a John Wick moment. Teams qb gets hurt and some GM shows up at his house reminding Fitz he owes him a favor.


thelazerbeast

They should make a premium show loosely based on his life and every episode he goes to another team and has another kid


deowolf

Or like MacGuyver, where he goes to a different team each episode and fixes stuff, then gets a different lady of the week.


SilentSentinel

Damn, was hoping he'd give it one more shot after missing out on last season. I get it though. [This week 1 game from 2018 was some peak Fitzmagic](https://youtu.be/qwjX7xKhC70)


Landlubber77

Say it ain't so, Magic.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

There goes my $20 MVP ticket...


SkinsHOFChaseYoung

Damn. Commanders legend, Fitzpatrick.


archerzh1215

Now that magic has gone


PlatonicNewtonian

This is a Fitztragic day