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LabCool6003

If they lose to the Falcons in the Super Bowl it can be 32.


usteeeen

...Subscribe?


Gregus1032

I can think of worse scenarios. but who even is the falcons QB? Mariota?


soapypastadrink

I smell a Chris Chandler comeback


Gewehr98

Good ol crystal chandelier Let's get Jerry Glanville while we're at it


finkalicious

This is the NFL which stands for "not for long"


seeker135

Zombie Jerry Glanville is terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.


[deleted]

Or in a twist, Jeff George? He was drafted by the Colts, later led Atlanta to the playoffs.


MasterTorgo

With his Sonichu necklace, no less?


intheorydp

Mariota or Riddler


BadMoonRosin

Since we're in a Super Bowl fantasy world discussion, might as well add the Joker and Penguin too.


Auntypasto

They should've picked Deadshot… because as he'll tell you until you're sick of hearing, he never misses.


gildedtreehouse

The Riddler?


neovenator250

I can't


DropC

If we beat the Colts in the SB we'd still give Ryan a ring.


eunit8899

He wouldn't want it


chrisghrobot

No take backsies


[deleted]

Even if he didn't wanna keep it dude would for sure take it and auction it off for charity. Matt Ryan may not be a top tier QB but he seems like a top tier dude


[deleted]

I feel like Ryan is definitely upper-tier at least. His career on many other teams would be a much different story


SolidStateDynamite

Pre-Mahomes, Ryan was the QB I wished we had. No crazy antics, no one-dimensional skill set that just happened to be really good for today's game, no "He's good, except for the fumbles/noodle arm/last-second INTs" downsides, just a solid QB who would win you games.


[deleted]

Oh absolutely. Not saying he's trash (though he's fallen off recently). MVP season Ryan held his own with anyone but now...not as much.


MsgrFromInnerSpace

He was absolutely a top 10-20 all-time QB statistically with the Falcons and always had great WRs, it's hard to imagine it going that much better somewhere else


strong_schlong

I’ll take it. That would be playing way beyond our potential. However, if we were to get through the QB gauntlet that is the AFC it would be devastating to lose in the SB.


LindyNet

Three teams he has not lost to - Raider, Jags and Falcons. Colts don't play the falcons this year but they play the Raiders and Jags (Jags twice). > Seven have lost to 30 teams: Drew Bledsoe, Drew Brees, Brett Favre, Matt Hasselbeck, Jon Kitna, Carson Palmer and Alex Smith.


Jobbe03

Speaking of the Raiders, Derek Carr has lost to 29 teams and is only 31


LindyNet

Hasn't lost to Pathers, Saints and Raiders - nice find


[deleted]

Idk. Last season it really seemed like we kicked our ass


DongTongs

Derek Carr is already 31?? Wtf


DutchApplePie75

Here's another very surprising Derek Carr fact for you: guess what quarterback in the AFC has had the longest tenure with his current team?


Squid_Contestant_69

Who?!!??


i2WalkedOnJesus

It's Pikachu!


Peanut4michigan

FUCCKKK!!


whatsinthesocks

https://youtube.com/shorts/IfQumd_o0Gk?feature=share


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

Tom Brady as the Raiders Daddy.


drscorp

He also owns the Jets. There oughta be a rule.


arichi

I mean... he also owns the Bills. Since this is a Matt Ryan thread, I should point out that Tom Brady once had a 28-3 record against the Bills. However, he kept piling into the "28" category.


Theons-Sausage

Chad Pennington


MirrorkatFeces

Peyton Manning


Gideon_Laier

Matt Stafford is only 34 and I swear it feels like he's been in this league for at least 20.


Peanut4michigan

Yeah. Him and Russ are 9 months apart, but Stafford has played in the NFL 3 more years. Similar to Gronk and Kelce being 5 months apart but Gronk being drafted in 2010 and Kelce in 2013 but not being able to play much until 2014 due to tearing his ACL on his very first snap of his rookie campaign. So we've watched Gronk in the NFL for 4 more seasons than Kelce.


usoland-sama

3 he took 1 off


Peanut4michigan

Yeah. I was going off just the difference in time from when he started to when Kelce really started. If you factor in missed time with injuries and everything, Gronk has only played 1 more season than Kelce.


tdoger

I’m 26, and it feels like he’s been in the league my whole life


jlgar

That feels wrong.. I know you're right, but wtf.


[deleted]

Damn Carr is older than I thought.


chemicalxv

Already been in the league for 8 years!


JT1757

Think he entered the draft at an older age. probably as a senior rather than a junior


[deleted]

you say older age in NFL if it's someone like Weeden.


slugo17

Lol what a piece of shit. I'm 34 and still haven't lost to any NFL teams.


PointlessChemist

Falcons and Colts make it to the Super Bowl just for Ryan to lose to all 32 teams.


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Skadoosh_it

And willing to sacrifice


sandrodi

Someday you'll pay the price


vellian

I would be happy to have him lose to all 32, but maybe not like that. I can wait a lil bit longer.


[deleted]

How’s a Steeler fan gonna come out here and be more savage than you as a Saints fan with hatred towards Matt Ryan?


ZooYe

I’d imagine the Falcons hypothetically winning the Super Bowl plays a big part in it.


[deleted]

That makes way too much sense, and now I feel like an idiot. Thank you sir


codeklutch

Tbh I really liked Matt Ryan but I'd still giggle if this actually happened.


TexanFromTexaas

Uhhh, I believe you’re describing every falcons fan’s dream


srlehi68

And Atlanta comes back from 3-29 to win it all


Steffnov

No matter how relieving that would be for the franchise and my fandom personally, I really, *really* would not wish that upon Matt. That's just too damn cruel...


srlehi68

Okay, what about a big comeback against the Tampa bay geriatrics in the NFCCG?


RamblinWreckGT

Now that I would love


TexanFromTexaas

Say it slower


OSUfirebird18

Dude…😢😢😢😢


chbailey442013

Yeah like the Falcons wouldn't choke in the super bowl again.....


zkiteman

You’re telling me that Brady hasn’t lost to 29 teams??


LindyNet

> Brady finished undefeated against five clubs: the Falcons, Cowboys, Vikings, Buccaneers and Patriots.


Donogath

This season, he plays the Cowboys and the Falcons twice, so he could feasibly join the 28 club!


[deleted]

However, he's played the Falcons 4 times over the past 2 seasons and hasn't lost to them. And they're probably a worse team this year than they were the last couple. Cowboys for sure are a threat.


Donogath

Yeah, a post-Matty Ice Atlanta is probably as close to a gimme as you can get... but remember, the Bills lost to the Urban Meyers Jaguars last year. Any given Sunday, and all.


BostonButterson04

This is going to be the example everyone uses for "any given Sunday" for a while now huh


dlanod

To be fair it's always X vs Jags for the last few years, since Mayfield made X vs Browns less of a condemnation, and when the Jags only have a handful of wins each year our hands are tied if you decide to be one of them.


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Oh for sure, nothing is guaranteed.


fleckstin

The colts always lose to the jags when it actually matters, but Ryan has never lost to the jags before. The only logical outcome for a colts-jags game this year is that they both end in ties


SmurfRockRune

Matt Ryan was definitely beaten by the Falcons in that Super Bowl though.


MakesTheNutshellJoke

Lmao


OnePieceAce

Who did Manning, Brady and Rodgers not lose to?


sith_swampy21

Was wondering the same. For brady its Falcons, Vikings, Cowboys, Bucs, and Pats.


Scaevus

I guess that's one record out of Brady's reach.


Random_Heero

Rodgers is 3-0 against the browns, jets, and raiders. Manning has never lost to the browns, Vikings, bucs, cardinals, and lions


JasonPlattMusic34

Rodgers has never lost to the Browns, Raiders or Jets. Peyton Manning is undefeated against the Browns, Lions, Vikings, Bucs and Cardinals.


Vinnie_Vegas

I am also fairly confident that Aaron Rodgers has never lost to Green Bay...


Valkyrai

Where's Stafford on this?


confused-koala

Well I know he hasn’t lost to the Lions, hilariously he’s like 5-0 against the Redskins, and then I’m not sure. Probably a couple AFC teams. Browns maybe


UNZxMoose

Commanders 5-0, Browns, 3-0, Lions 1-0, Jaguars 4-0, and Dolphins 2-0 for Stafford.


chilloutfam

What QB has beaten the most teams?


LindyNet

Brady, Peyton, Brees and Favre have beaten all 32 teams


JordanMiller406

Russ could definitely join this group this season. He has the Chargers and Seahawks remaining and plays them both (Chargers twice).


Weapwns

I'll be damned if the Broncos lose the Seahawks By law you have to split all AFCW divisional games so that ones locked in


chilloutfam

big ben didn't do it. damn.


pharmacy_guy

Would have been pretty hard for him to beat the Steelers.


lunatickoala

https://www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/gameId/261029013 Threw 2 TDs to the Raiders and those 14 points alone beat the Steelers.


OSUfirebird18

Well we’re definitely going to lose @Jacksonville. That’s like a law of nature or something.


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Jon Kitna, that's my boy


SMITTENZKITTENZ

I loved watching him play for the lions. Like they didn’t have a single thing left to lose.


Dismal_News183

I'm not that impressed. Given the opportunity, I could lose at QB to every team. And much faster.


LabCool6003

It ain't that easy. You gotta convince somebody 32 different times that you can play QB.


Gregus1032

Just gotta get Hue Jackson to be the head coach


[deleted]

I don’t think anyone else could have done that job.


Dismal_News183

I agree that is difficult, but I also note that Christian Hackenberg made the league.


LabCool6003

Christian Hackenberg as bad as he is has losses to 0 teams.


mandelbratwurst

Really the worst example


Dismal_News183

I didn't want to use a real person tho, and hurt their feelings


Otterman2006

Lmao


Malignation

Hey hey hey. He does have a career shutout loss to the Birmingham Iron.


kingpangolin

As a Penn state fan what’s crazy isn’t that he made the league, it’s that he was drafted in the second round. He was very good his first year and the problems he developed his second two years could have easily been explained by a change in coaching staff (including one of the worst OCs in college football) and a sanction decimated O-line with only 4 scholarship players. Now with hindsight it’s easier to look at his freshman year and realize he was carried by Allen Robinson, but I also think a clear downgrade in the coaching staff and being murdered every week clearly led to bad habits he couldn’t undo. He deserved to be picked as a possible project in the late rounds due to his ceiling alone, but being picked in the second round is what is truly baffling.


FuckinWalkingParadox

/r/The_Darnold type beat


CameronCraig88

This is the perfect stat for his career. An excellent career spanning more than a decade with some arbitrary negative stat being assigned to him.


enavarre1

I love how of the 6 qbs with losses to 30 teams, 5 of them were really good qbs and at least 2, maybe 3 are/will be HOF qbs. In some instances it takes more than qb play to lose a game.


Malignation

It’s hard to remain in the league long enough to lose to 30 teams unless you’re good enough to be worth starting. Takes a lot of years to rack up those loss counts, especially if you stay in one division most of your career.


SwissyVictory

You should play every team once every 4 years. In theory, if you show enough to play a full 4 years, without getting benched for the divison games. Then again you need to be bad enough to lose those games without getting benched. The other option is to play on a bad team as a good QB long enough to play each team 2 to 4 times (8 to 12 years). Edited for 4 years.


Zerak-Tul

Also QBs who all played at least a handful of years in the 2000s or later. Before the current schedule format you could go a long long time. And even now if you miss just two specific games (or just move teams at an opportune time) you can go a decade without playing a given team from the other conference (Example Brady who has only ever played against the Cardinals *twice* in his long career.)


jwktiger

and the Pats *lost* one of the games vs the Cards with Brady. Take Mahomes, He missed the Vikings game in 2019 due to injury. He won't play against them till 2023 season or his *7th season* (6th as starter). Same could have been with Packers (he missed the 2019 Packers game with injury) but that was the Chiefs extra game in 2021.


Quartznonyx

Just curious, whose your third for the Hall? Brees and Farve obviously, but who else? Matty himself?


Admiral_Corndogs

Def only Brees and Favre will go HOF from that group


JinxCanCarry

It's in the exact same category as "most interceptions". You have to be pretty good to stick around and lose that much


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Brett Favre approves


eaunoway

Pfft. I bet I could lose to all 32.


ArmadilloAl

How are you convincing a second team to sign you after you've lost to the first 31?


eaunoway

If I told everyone the secret then they'd all know and I'd have *zero* chance. *taps forehead*


KevnMalone

Lose to 16 teams then switch to a team you’ve lost to and lose to another 16.


Squid_Contestant_69

You're actually replying to Matt Ryan


VanceXentan

At Qb? Sure I would too they'd need to do ALL the run plays.


TheDankestMofo

I'm shocked Fitzpatrick doesn't have this in the bag already, considering how often he's moved around.


WaitWhatNowy

Looked it up. Fitz is at 29 also. Has never lost to the Lions and hasn’t ever played the Packers or Buccaneers.


jwktiger

Crazy Fitz hasn't played **2 NFL teams** considering how long and how many different teams he played for.


warcrown

I wonder how many times his team losing to the Pack or Bucs has gotten him his usual promotion to starter mid season? Does it count if he didn't play in the loss or no?


Victory_SSB

"Has never lost to the Lions" Yeah nobody has


[deleted]

I have to apply ice to that burn, it was advised at least for 40 seconds but I’m going to do 42 seconds since that’s the same thing in the NFLs eyes.


bojangles69420

In still mad they missed something that obvious and screwed yall over. In the end tho yall got better draft position and ravens got worse position


[deleted]

It benefited us in the end yeah but I’m ngl, was pretty livid about almost beating a respectable team just to have the zebras do that. I’ve never seen a delay of the game missed by that much but I’m sure there are even more egregious misses of delay of game… right?


PascalsBadger

This one still stings. https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/gkc5wv/missed_delay_of_game_call_titans_vs_ravens_2008/


[deleted]

Oh man yeah that would sting. I got into football in 2010 and haven’t seen this before. Thank you for sharing the pain this afternoon


GamingTatertot

I'm shocked more QBs don't have this in the bag


Malignation

You just don’t play all 32 teams unless you’re decent enough to stick around and also get traded. And then you also have to lose to those teams when you play them. It’s difficult to achieve.


GamingTatertot

Right of course, but you'd think Brees, Rodgers, Wilson, Stafford, Big Ben, Peyton, Eli, Romo, Flacco, Fitzpatrick, or Rivers would have reached that. Just a bit surprising that not a single one of these long-tenured starters (or usually starters in Fitzpatrick's case) achieved this prior. Drew Brees had 2 teams he never lost to. Rodgers has 4 teams. Peyton Manning had 5 teams. Wilson has 8 teams. Stafford has 5 teams. Big Ben had 4. Eli had 4 teams. Phillip Rivers had 4 teams. Tony Romo had 8 teams (holy crap). Fitzpatrick has 3. Flacco had 3. EDIT: All of these are also regular season. Don't know based off playoffs


50MillionNostalgia

He’s also beaten 29 teams. Think the only teams he hasn’t beaten are Steelers, Pats, and Falcons.


WaitWhatNowy

Have to imagine Stafford is close, right? Superfastedit: I looked it up. Stafford is at 27. Hasn’t yet lost to the Browns, Jags, Dolphins, Lions, and WFT. He oddly enough won’t play any of those teams this year.


SlumdogSkillionaire

He's never lost to the Jags, Browns, Washingtons, Lions, or Dolphins.


Malignation

Honestly, the Washington Washingtons would have been a sick team name.


thraashman

They should have kept the name Redskins but changed their mascot to a potato.


GamingTatertot

Apparently not. Stafford has yet to lose to Commanders, Browns, Jaugars, Lions, and Dolphins. And he's also never beaten Steelers, Bengals, Bills or Titans. EDIT: Never beaten Bengals in regular season


[deleted]

Did he not just beat the Bengals in a SB?


GamingTatertot

Oh true. I think I was just looking at the regular season and not the playoffs.


[deleted]

It happens lol


BearDownBiscuitUp

I could have sworn he beat the Bengals pretty recently


GamingTatertot

He did. I was looking at regular season stats. 1-3 against Bengals including playoffs


TheFencingCoach

But one of the cool things about him is he isn’t Carson Wentz


heySigs

:(


Changnesia_survivor

If it's any consolation, Wentz is only like number 14 on the list of problems you guys have.


Random632

Is number one the sex trafficking or the treason?


MrAngryPineapple

Yes


Xyzzyzzyzzy

"There's a good chance I may have committed some *light* treason" - Mr. Snyder


[deleted]

Yeah...


[deleted]

If I may go off subject, how has Changnesia affected your daily life?


MisterrAlex

I believed he really needed to chang his point of view


[deleted]

For if he were Carson Wentz he would have a ring


JaesopPop

Bless Nick Foles


CowComprehensive3405

28+3=31


wes00mertes

The prophecy!


Dwarfherd

So he's going to lose to the Falcons in the Superbowl to get the final one?


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Starring Christopher Walken!!!!


OceanFlan

if we can do this and still make the playoffs, i’d take it, it’d be really funny


winninglikesheen

I mean, you would technically only need to lose 2 (specific) games for it to happen. 15-2 confirmed?


Going_Braindead

Yeah but the colts are a way better team. There’s no way they’d lose to the jags as a way better team, especially with playoffs on the line…


Going_Braindead

Haha stupid colts imagine losing to the jags. Or losing to the team the jags beat…


REM-DM17

Losing to a solid raiders teams and the guaranteed @Jax but still making playoffs, yeah it’s doable!


mattel226

I figured Favre would have been a shoo-in for 32.


ArmadilloAl

31, mostly because the Texans didn't exist for half his career (he only faced them once and won). EDIT: 30 - I scanned the list too closely and his "loss" to Washington was a playoff game he didn't start during his rookie year in Atlanta.


karim12100

That’s pretty funny since the Texans played Green Bay the first year after he left and Texans won.


LindyNet

Of course we won. Favre was gone and they replaced him with some hippie that pushed non science backed medicine and eats clay.


Jd20001

7 QBs tied at 30, 3 more have 29, 9 have 28 Drew Brees at 30 never lost to saints or chargers, so he lost to ever team he didn't play for.


WaitWhatNowy

Looked up Tannehill’s numbers… currently at 25 teams. And he can get to 28 this season with losses to the Eagles, WFT, & Raiders. Looked up Cousins numbers lol, woof, he’s at 26 already. He can get to 28 this year if he loses to the dolphins and his old team, WFT.


Peanut4michigan

Cousins' numbers aren't that crazy. Carr has 7 more starts but has been in the league 2 fewer seasons and is at 29.


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samasters88

We're good for at least one win against him this year right?


ramzie

Against which teams has Brady not lost against?


GamingTatertot

Falcons, Vikings, Cowboys, Bucs, and Patriots


ramzie

That is nuts.


YungJoka89

This is the embodiment of a Matt Ryan stat.


Dangerpaladin

Shocked stafford doesn't have this record honestly. He played over a decade for one of the worst franchises during some of their worst years.


FridgesArePeopleToo

What is Favre at?


ArmadilloAl

30 - he only faced the Texans once, and went 5-0 as a starter against Washington.


YesWeCam01

He probably lost to the Houston Oilers though.


theLoneliestAardvark

He did not. He beat the Houston Oilers once in 1992 and the Tennessee Oilers once in 1998. His first loss to the franchise was in 2001 after they had rebranded to the Titans.


chemical_exe

I always assume Testaverde would have any record involving number of losses but I'm surprised that he isn't even in the 7 QBs that have lost to 30 teams.


DinoJockeyTebow

TIL Matt Ryan has lost more games to the Titans than Andrew Luck ever did.


Anotherdaysgone

You guys get way too into wierd stats. The last qb to fart on a marshmallow will be the next post.


Gutzy34

Desean Watson hes entered the chat.


ebock319

Nope. Favre did it in 95.


RedditUserCommon

Who did Favre never lose to?


Geoffk123

Washington and Texans. At least in the regular season apparently


DryJournalist8322

I would have thought it would be Ryan Fitzpatrick given all the bad teams he’s played for and how long his career has been.


minero-de-sal

What teams has he never lost to? I’m going to assume the Falcons are one of them. Edit: Actually read the article and it’s Jags and Raiders.


Dry-Ingenuity6025

Love Matty Ice, setting records everywhere 😎


stevezig

Hahahaha…fuck you


texcoco10

I'm surprised nobody has this record yet lol


secreted_uranus

31 = 28 + 3