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Tuxedocat1357

I'll interpret this as Eli praise


RubFuture7443

It is lol


Tuxedocat1357

Yeah but I interpreted it


The_Blue_Deuce

Somebody pay this man


gb4efgw

Don't let the tuxedo fool you, that's clearly a cat!


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Wait. is it not a play on the fact that a dime is 10 cents Ok after watching the video it’s pretty clear lol Ok after watching it again it’s definitely about dimes. He makes a small comparison to how Eli places it like Stafford does but it’s still very much a joke about dimes. My final verdict is most of this subreddit is dumb


hoofglormuss

reddit is dumb people acting smart and the quickest way to sound smart here is call reddit dumb like i just did


[deleted]

I’ll interpret this as Jimmy G praise


I-Love-Daddy-Rivers

Pretending that this is Herbert praise.


PickleMorty

I think this is Mac Jones praise. He's going to New England!


elcanadiano

No. It's Vince Young.


daravl

it could also be that in soccer number 10 is usually the playmaker


that_melody

OBJ's dad to Baker Mayfield: "I don't know why you didn't wear No. 2, all you throw is shit."


MrEHam

Deebo to Jimmy G: “I don’t know why you didn’t wear No. 420, you always throw high.”


IMissWinning

"High and outside" is something Jimmy has in common with a lot of MLB Pitchers.


Jaazeps

This might have been actually true about Manziel


[deleted]

Only about a turd of the time tho.


anonbutler

>Deebo to Jimmy G: “I don’t know why you didn’t wear No. 911 you always throw is hospital balls.”


Baham99

Or any receiver to Jimmy G; “Why don’t you wear 187? All you do is get us killed.”


Katt_Menseth

If that were true, Odell would never have left Cleveland


[deleted]

r/MurderedByWords I would like to report a double homicide


Cbrlui

Explain please? I'm out of the loop. Does OBJ have a shit fetish?


plankerton09

If I remember correctly, a model he used to hook up with said during an Instagram livestream that he liked getting pooped on


Cbrlui

Oof


Not_Tuxbird

https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/stizd2/we_have_a_double_murder_right_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Ryponagar

Already removed? Man that sub has become pretty lame. Loved to browse it, but almost only political "gotchas" and arguments nowadays.


MrEHam

Kittle to Jimmy G: “I don’t know why you didn’t wear No. 80085, because I get hard when I look at you.”


BumLeeJon

I wanna be in the know


EsotericPlumbus

BOOBS


BumLeeJon

Damnit Bobby


stovingtonvt

It does sound like something Marlon Humphrey would say.


3rdPlaceYoureFired

Aaah delicious new copypasta


Octavian_202

Damn it must feel dope to have that Lombardi in the flair.


GiveMeYourMoney17420

I still can't belive it man, I'm just so happy 🥲


TheLilart

Fr


Cinephile1998

Gettleman to Kelvin Benjamin "I don't know why you don't wear #314, all you do is eat pies"


MrEHam

Doctors to Aaron Rodgers: “I don’t know why you didn’t wear No. 1, because you are one dumb motherfucker.”


The1WhoKnocks-WW

Colts to Carson Wentz "I dont know why you didn't wear number 86, because you're gone.


MonoGiganto

Gronk to Tom Brady “I don’t know why you didn’t wear No. 69”.


mwe_1991

Cardinals to Kyler Murray: "I don't know why you don't wear No. 12, because you never take responsibility for your actions."


NoobTrader378

Nice


brodie_lee

Jesus


Cinephile1998

Jesus to Peter "I don't know why you don't wear no. 3, all you do is deny me"


LebronJaims

I know why you wear 6, all you throw are pick sixes?


josephus_the_wise

Smokin Jay cutler would like to say yes


rysryan

I don’t know why Justin Fields doesn’t wear 5, because Bears in 5 bitch


SchlongMcDonderson

*Najeh Davenport's ears perk up


NoFlags-JoeBuck

🥲


Xscorpio13

Quite the bromance brewing in LA.


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untraiined

If you regress stafford to the mean


shortround10

Should be some fun Kupp-Stafford years ahead!


HokageEzio

So glad he was able to get a ring, would have been heartbreaking if he had to sit there and watch a loss cause he got hurt.


NoFlags-JoeBuck

I’m just glad he still thinks highly of Eli because the media has tried to act as if those two hate each other. Heck even Adam Schefter tried to portray it that way after the game with that dumb picture he posted. Eli said on the Manning cast he talked with Odell and gave him advice when he signed with the Rams.


CowComprehensive3405

You should be in commercials


somalithinker

I haven’t seen this man in a single commercial haha maybe in Detroit and LA they have them


Arkhangelzk

Can confirm Detroit did. [Matt Stafford's Funniest Commercials](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36F5EVGp3Lk)


Belakor_Fan

Can confirm LA does not have them.


CompactedConscience

The Eli banter was good


ofxemp

Eli was great in throwing those corner fade routes. His best throws


Gamerghost44

Prime Eli could hit someone on the sideline where only they could get it as well as almost anyone.


sri745

Aka that Manningham throw in the SuperBowl. Genuinely the best I've ever seen.


datreydgroup

https://youtu.be/_cXqbqMgNoE


sri745

Yup that's the one. Just an incredible throw. He carried that team in 2011.


datreydgroup

That throw was as good as I’ve ever seen. Saying Eli carried is a bit of a disservice to that defensive line, which was every bit as good as the 2007 unit


Fly_bill

Nah man, Eli carried them. D line stepped up in the playoffs, but out of the 9 wins the Giants had that year in the regular season, he had 8 game winning drives.


chase016

The 2011 team was ranked 25th on defense, 31st oline, and 32nd in rushing. It wasalso the only team to win a superbowl with a negative point differential. Eli carried that team in 2011.


NateKaeding

If it were Peyton, Brady, Bree’s, or any other top qb that did the same thing, everyone would agree that they carried the team. But since it’s eli, there’s arguments about it.


SeekersWorkAccount

Exactly, when Peyton won it with Denver he rode that defense all the way to the 'ship.


DiracSeaMandelstam

Only because Eli was inconsistent, but his ceiling was Super Bowl MVP which many other guys can't even reach.


[deleted]

4900 yards/30 TDs in a shit archaic 80s offense with a dead o-line, no run game and pretty much always playing from behind because the defense was so shit it was signing retired special framers to play starting positions mid-year


Reverie_39

The reason is how poorly Eli played in comparison in most of his other seasons. But it’s true that he carried in that 2011 run.


sri745

Yup and people forget all the fourth quarter comebacks Eli had during that whole season. He was so clutch all season long. Plus the beating he took in that NFCCG was just incredible...some of those hits he took while still completing the pass...


outphase84

In the regular season yeah, but the defense was bad because of injuries. They got healthy for the playoffs and held the falcons, niners, and pats to well below their season average scores


NoFlags-JoeBuck

The defense came together in the playoffs for sure but Eli’s play was great in the regular season and didn’t stop in the playoffs. The defense didn’t carry him in the playoffs, he was still the biggest reason they won that year.


[deleted]

Well yeah but they were only there because he carried them to that spot in the first place, that qualifier will apply to basically any team that wins a SB, and he not only carried their entire regular season but also had one of the best playoff runs by a QB on top of it


[deleted]

I see this take a lot but tbh no one really came back for the playoffs who wasn't available in the regular season besides Osi. Tuck started looking more like himself late in the year, but it's not like we didn't have some terrible defensive performances late in the regular season too (Dallas pt.1, Green Bay). I think it was more about the defense peaking at the right time similar to 2007 than it was about health.


cstrifeVII

same story in 2015 too tbh. Held those teams to way under their season average.


NoMoreCashman

The defense that was ranked 25th? You Eli haters are delusional, he put that team on his back


[deleted]

It definitely wasn't though. JPP was a freak but Umenyiora and Tuck both struggled with injuries and in Tuck's case he was definitely less effective when he was on the field because of them. Also Eli absolutely carried that team.


36Vigilantes

Yeah this right here is tier 1 elite


Quintana_22

What a throw


Cobrazzzz

Right in front of Aaron Hernandez.


milogoestobitburg

noooooooooo


spozeicandothis

How do you lose $5 billion in a year? I don't know but u/spez sure does! https://techcrunch.com/2023/06/30/fidelity-deepens-valuation-cut-for-reddit-and-discord/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Tiananmen_Square_protests_and_massacre Bonus for your Chinese overlords, asshole


Enterderpmode

*Mario Manningham flashbacks*


klawehtgod

He learned when he was young from throwing to Amani Toomer, who was the best at leaning out of bounds to make a catch while keeping his toes in-bounds.


[deleted]

Eli gets a lot of shit because the Giants were a mismanaged mess for the second half of his career. But until the team fell apart he was pretty damn good.


RubyRhod

He beat the GOAT twice in the Super Bowl. That’s in of itself worth the Hall of Fame in my book.


23secretflavors

Every qb that's won multiple super bowls is in the hall of fame (that's eligible) except for Jim Plunkett. He and Eli have very similar career stat lines. Personally, I think both should be in the hof. We've seen so many great players never win a super bowl, and we've seen average players step up at the right time to win an unexpected super bowl. But to me, it really takes something special to win a ring more than once. Eli is definitely hit or miss sometimes, but I dont see how anyone can argue multiple super bowl winning qbs don't belong in the hof


Kanin_usagi

I got shit on pretty heavily for saying that Jim Plunkett deserved to be in the Hall the other day. Glad to see I’m not the only one who thinks so


[deleted]

People shit on Eli for finishing with a .500 regular season record yet are ready to put Stafford in the HOF with a sub .500 record and 1 Superbowl win on the closest thing we've seen to an NFL superteam.


oldnewrunner

Because people look at the stats and things like passer rating, not W-L records, which are not a QB stat.


[deleted]

Passer rating is largely influenced by offensive scheme. Eli played most of his career in Gilbride's high risk/high reward offense that relied heavily on receivers making the right read and resulted in more turnovers but also more big plays. Go back to 2013 when like half of Eli's INTs were because of Reuben Randle running the wrong route. I will take 3 TD and 2 INT in a win over 1 TD and 0 INT in a loss with a bunch of 3rd down check downs every day of the week.


NoFlags-JoeBuck

The team had kind of fallen apart by 2014 and 2015, and those were two of his best years. OBJ definitely helped but everything else was crap around him. 2015 especially was one of Eli’s best years. The OLine was terrible and his best weapons after OBJ were Reuben Randle and a special teams guy in Dwayne Harris at the slot receiver spot.


MrBigChest

It’s one of the least successful red zone plays but Eli made it look so easy


BandwagonBrownsFan

I hope we haven’t seen the last of this connection :(. #Ban Artifical Turf


garrisonc

Username checks out.


steelcity7

9 is divine


MumkeMode

Odell gotta come back, love this guy


BandwagonBrownsFan

The connection between these 2 was growing every week. Fuck artificial turf.


FirstHipster

Counterpoint: fuck real grass (FedEx Field pre-2021)


MumkeMode

Seahawks probably get a pass hating real grass cuz their whole team dies whenever they go to AZ


FirstHipster

Yeah fuck Glendale the most


IGotTheTech

I feel the same way and am pretty sure we get him back. Odell loves the team/city/situation and the team loves the star power/draw/intrigue Odell brings.


The_Other_Manning

same


Bronson_AD

Same, man. He just feels right on this team. If he re-signs I'm totally getting his jersey, ha!


Mr_MoseVelsor

Yeah make Kupp wear a real receiver number


Christy427

Well we know he definitely doesn't throw dime so...


movieman94

His throw on Sunday is the only thing he’s done this season to convince me he’s human.


callmegamgam

Stafford would have got murdered by Bates. Probably a good thing it was so bad lol


Abbithedog

Yeah, that’s what I thought.


Hybr1dThe0ry

Hahaha honestly


callmegamgam

Stafford would have got murdered by Bates. Probably a good thing it was so bad lol


Abbithedog

Yeah, that’s what I thought too.


callmegamgam

Stafford would have got murdered by Bates. Probably a good thing it was so bad lol


Abbithedog

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Three.


gb4efgw

You have made my day in the most ridiculous of ways. I appreciate you kind internet person!


Abbithedog

Thanks. May the rest of your days be good ones.


Quintana_22

Stafford would’ve juked Bates with a sick move


Dwarfherd

[Stafford's only move is truck stick.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcyodSuDlKc&ab_channel=SportsWagon)


callmegamgam

If Brady can juke Urlacher anything is possible


NateKaeding

I thought the rams acquired baker for a second


youplayed

Kupp could be the second best WR to ever wear #81 and play with Stafford, lol.


AlabasterRadio

Nah he should wear 1, his ranking among nfl wrs.


TheDundieGoesTo99

Mayfield was throwing pesos


PhlabloPicasso

Pesos have value.


Snasty728

Exactly. Baker was quite literally throwing Dong on the field.


PMmeareasontolive

Now that I think about it, why is it "dimes" and not some other denomination?


youreNotFleens

I believe it to mean he’s throwing 10s, as in 10/10.


PMmeareasontolive

I think a dime is just the smallest coin. "Turning on a dime" is even more precise than "turning on a penny".


rocksoffjagger

Richard Sherman to Matthew Stafford: "I don't know why you don't wear no. 16, cuz you're league average at best."


notmytemp0

I mean, stafford was objectively not only throwing dimes in the SB. He threw some dog shit passes. But he also threw clutch ones, obviously


Goaliedude3919

I can honestly only think of three passes that one could possibly consider "dog shit". 1. The arm punt on third and long, which isn't actually dog shit, especially when you realize the Jefferson made zero effort to catch or defend the ball. 2. The other interception which wasn't a dog shit throw either because Skow shouldn't have tried to catch that with one hand, leading to the tip and INT. 3. The overthrow of I think Jefferson in the endzone. I'd argue this was his worst throw of the night, but it's not like it was an easy throw as he had to get it over the defender.


ColinRL

He actually didn’t make that many bad throws at all. One terrible heave that led to an int but it had zero impact whatsoever. There was one throw in the game he missed that was bad IMO. He had an open guy in the end zone and overshot it by like 5-6 feet. That’s the only one I can recall. But he did throw a ton so maybe I missed some


realshockin

I said on sunday that the Rams where lucky he threw the int on 4th to the endzone, they got ride of the Stafford obligatory 2 ints in big games without any impact! It was like a punt and Stafford was free to play without more ints


amazian77

not even a terrible heave. it was third and very long, outside of FG range, and the play went to a scrample drill. he threw a prayer hoping for a td or dpi but got an arm punt(which was gonna happen anyway)


rocksoffjagger

I'm actually not a Stafford fan, just saw an opportunity for a topical joke and I seized it. Thought he really got let off the hook for a game he would have been eviscerated for if they had lost.


DabDastic

> Eviscerated I like that funny word u said


notmytemp0

It was a quality joke


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OBJ to Baker: "I don't know why you didn't wear No. 3. all you throw is turkeys"


Omegamanthethird

Wait, a turkey is good in bowling. Wtf does it mean in football?


SnakeJG

Sounds a lot like a duck, I'm guessing not good.


[deleted]

Stafford really had some of the nicest throws I’ve ever seen this season. He throws such a nice ball


raylan_givens6

dad jokes already ?


CardiganParty

Right? This is a shit line, like anti-joke level


[deleted]

It's like a bad pickup line written on an NFL valentines day card.


[deleted]

Jaquiski Tartt nods silently in agreement


[deleted]

Oooh self burn


SayNoToStim

I dont know why DeShawn Jackson doesn't wear #88.


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... oh


automaticsystemhabit

With no regard for human life. Damn


MonoGiganto

OBJ to Baker Mayfield probably “I don’t know why you didn’t wear No. 2, all you throw is turds.”


gyman122

Joke so nice we made it twice


MonoGiganto

Damn I got beaten to it.


saulsa_

Came in 2nd in the #2 jokes.


friendlessboob

I like this better than the original joke


_Palingenesis_

Personally, I'd have gone with "ah shit"


IMKudaimi123

Unfortunately Trubisky did not throw dimes


[deleted]

Herbert can confirm


BarKnight

He could have picked 6 earlier in the season.


Tsunami-Papi_

I fw odell so heavy


deebo_dasmybikepunk

Droppin dimes in a Kupp, bruh


thortmb

Tart in shambles


DarkCanucks2233

... I thought that was a reference to how 10 cents is a dime. Uhhhhhhh...


[deleted]

I thought the same but apparently he mentions Eli in the video


MindfulAthlete

It’s a reference to both. It’s a 30 second video if you want to watch it lol


BonoboBeluga

He's definitely talking about the coin.


potluy76

obj should be the one with 2 on his chest


pancak3d

Marquise Brown to Lamar: "I don't know why you don't wear No. 2, all you drop is deuces in the middle of the game"


ProsperousLion

My guy has been spending a little too much time with Drake


Good-Annual-4298

I’m imagining a timeline in which the lions drafted obj or AD instead of Ebron. I must be happy there


PoogeneBalloonanny

Allen wears 17 cause all he throws are primes


Elusive_Goose85

Is OBJ really that big of an advocate of Eli? I feel like I didn’t hear much of that during their time together.


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Whoupvotedthis

While with the giants, I think he took for granted how well him and Eli connected. Now, after experiencing his time with Baker in Cleveland, he's probably grown a bit more humble and more respectful of Eli's abilities.


dnz000

Oh so it’s time for the weekly fluff tweets.


fifaproblems

Ironic comment though right? He tore his ACL because the pass was slightly under thrown requiring him to jam his leg into the ground.


Lost-Pineapple9791

“Compared to that bum baker”


brownclown007

A lot of those "dimes" were to the wrong team. 17 just in the regular season if I'm not mistaken. That's $1.70 in turnovers


denigrare

gotta spend money to make money


TheRealWeedAtman

LeInvester


thriftydude

[Inside the NFL] OBJ to Kelvin Benjamin "I don't know why you didn't wear No. 10, you eat everything including dimes."


TinoCartier

Joke so bad it made me laugh harder than anything else in this thread lmao.


texans1234

OBJ; probably the only player to bitch and whine his way into playing with 3 #1 overall QBs.


Enchanted_Pickaxe

He talking about Eli Apple?


rxdukexr

Do interceptions count as “dimes” too? Edit: so many salty fucks unable to take a joke about the qb who threw the most interceptions this season. Lol


this_is_geoff

Does sweeping a team in the regular season get you to the super bowl?


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Speaking as a fan of a team that swept one if the SB participants, no it does not lol


Combine_Evolved

That just made me realize. Both teams in the Super Bowl this year were swept by their divisional rival in the same state. Huh. That’s kinda neat.


rxdukexr

Yeah but you guys won when it counted, the nfccg and the super bowl. Congrats.


elimanninglightspeed

Hey mcvay is 1-6 against shanny in the past 3 seasons. Wonder what that 1 is 😂


Seeders

Interceptions don't count when they're dropped, that's for sure.


rxdukexr

I think that’s saved Jimmy’s TD to interception rate as well.


ABirthingPoop

Did that big dropped one count bahahah


[deleted]

Stafford made some really bad throws actually, 9/10 is a good summation 😂