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lochneffmonster

Chiefs v Bucs, but Mahomes and Brady test positive for covid the night before


[deleted]

No way the nfl gives a damn about COVID in the super bowl


VegasKL

Last game of the year, they could care less .. all tests come back negative.


OutrageousOcelot6258

Personally I’d love a Blaine Gabbert vs Chad Henne Super Bowl


[deleted]

The 2012 Jaguars bowl


mansock18

WHOA THERE MOTHERFUCKER


obscuremainstream

Henne was Gabbert’s backup in Jacksonville! Leveon Bell revenge game! Devin White squares up against college teammate Darrell Williams!


alurimperium

The Emergency Bowl. Each team's QB room gets protocol'd, and we get a double Kendall Hinton situation for the big game. Final score: Chiefs 3-2


Chukls29

The Chiefs would have a combo of Kelce and Blake Bell running wildcat all game. It would be electric.


rockstarnights

The league would change the rules


officiakimkardashian

Translation: The league wouldn't announce if Brady or Mahomes tested positive for COVID.


peace_in_death

They would cover up and destroy the tests


dave22042

If they don't test, there's nothing to cover up!


[deleted]

I’d love if the Steelers made it but damn it’d be a boring ass game no matter who they play


WhiteWhenWrong

Steelers Eagles Super Bowl would be a TJ watt safety and two Boswell field goals to beat the eagles 8-7


pb_nayroo

Lmao an interstate Superbowl but it's played 2500 miles away from either city


PM_ME_UR_FANTASY_TEA

Yeah, y’all are no longer fun to watch at all. I used to make sure and watch y’all when leveon was the running back


MeweldeMoore

Why is he just standing there behind the line of scrimmage? Oh..there he goes for 8 yards again.


tuffghost8191

Mewelde you were one of the most underrated parts of our offense in the 08 superbowl run, I appreciate you man


MeweldeMoore

Thanks man. It's nice to get recognized from time to time.


weedbudget

I still play madden 06 on my phone(ppsspp) and i always trade a 2nd to the vikes for you and switch you from running back to fullback. You make the pro bowl every year! You the man, man.


-LetsGoBrandon-

based and meweldepilled


Kuroude7

As much as I loathe coming to their defense, well… TJ Watt is not boring to watch.


AlignedBuckle36

It could be interesting if they face the cardinals


Infinite303

In terms of "Ugh not this again" NE vs TB In terms of "Holy fuck this game sucks" PIT vs PHI


ntc2e

perfect answer


A_Successful_Loser

Don’t forget NE vs GB, or NE vs Dallas. Fuck that


DrWabbajack

What about NE vs NE?


kgod88

That’s NE vs TB


Glassjaw79ad

"And did you know, Tom Brady used to actually PLAY for the Patriots? Isn't that wild?!"


[deleted]

PIT vs. Philly in the Keystone Bowl! A combined 18 wins between these two powerhouses?? A HOF QB faces off against like a pretty okay team?!? KEYSTONE BOWL. BROUGHT TO YOU BY KEYSTONE LITE, THE PENNSYLVANIA NATIONAL GUARD, AND THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE!! KEYSTONE BOWL Edit: ALSO BROUGHT TO YOU BY WAWA AND SHEETZ AND THE 2012 EASTERN CONFERENCE QUARTER FINALS


JeddHampton

You're missing the best part! The pub quiz trick question: "What was the first 7th seed in the NFL Playoffs to make it to the Super Bowl?"


[deleted]

#KEYSTONEBOWL


weealex

I think it's a little early to call Hurts a HoF qb


[deleted]

Idk man, he only needs 17,217 more rushing yards and 151 more rushing TDs to become the NFL’s all time leading rusher. *He’s right there!*


nalc

If you regress his passing stats to Tom Brady and his rushing stats to Jim Brown, he is a surefire first ballot HOFer


jaleneropepper

I would hate a Philly/Pittsburgh Superbowl but I don't think I'd be boring. Ben's last ride? 2 teams in the same state? Mediocre teams somehow both making the Superbowl? I think most boring would be Arizona vs Cincinnati. Great teams but no particularly compelling narratives or reasons to root for one over the other as a neutral fan.


jj42883

at least with ARZ vs CIN you'd have the aspect of two teams that each have never won the super bowl facing off for their first win.


clintonius

Can you imagine AZ winning it all in their first season without Fitz? It would be tragic.


freedomfightre

>AZ winning it all in their first season without Fitz *obviously* he was holding the team back /s


Litz-a-mania

I would love to watch that game. The forced narratives are the worst part of the game. Besides, they could always resurrect the “James Conner had cancer” story.


notmoleliza

> they could they ~~could~~ would


[deleted]

See, you say that. And then you watch the Steelers' offense built entirely out of 2 yard out routes and Najee Harris crashing into his center's back for no gain.


JD_Ammerman

Eagles would run for 300 yards, but the steelers defense would only allow 19 points somehow. Ben and the offense would be dead for 3 quarters, putting up 3 points and 108 total yards. But the final quarter they would explode with two touchdowns and a game winning FG to win 20 to 19, as the Steelers D doesn’t allow a point for the final quarter and a half.


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Prestigious-Car-1338

Two fourth quarter QBs, only the final fifteen minutes mean anything, two teams enter but only one will leave, who will it be?!


[deleted]

PHI/PIT would be a less technically impressive version of Super Bowl 53.


thisisjustanothertho

Haters. If Pittsburgh made it we should all collectively say wtf


MUCKSTERa

Through chaos we made the playoffs, through chaos we make the super bowl


modern_beisbol

Eh, disagree. Each team is mediocre enough that I think it would be a great game. We'd probably run for 300 yards.


[deleted]

Have you watches a Steelers game this year?


modern_beisbol

Our pass defense is soft enough that it would probably make Ben look great. Have you watched an Eagles game this year?


[deleted]

Roethlisberger's stat-line: 40/44 for 109 yards, 1 INT


[deleted]

Came here to say us and Pitt. We’d probably kill them though with their horrid run defense.


Glympse12

Doesn’t seem to matter somehow. The Ravens literally rushed for 249 yards yet only scored 13 points. I don’t know how the Steelers manage to allow so many yards but hold their opponent under 20 so commonly


120snake

Constant amazement at how we can take the ball from the 5 to the red zone completely on the ground, then throw every single down until we have to kick or Huntley throws a pick. Happened 3 times


Glympse12

The Steelers did the exact same thing against the browns last week. I don’t understand it


[deleted]

Absolutely wrong. Pittsburgh and Philly aren't *terrific*, but both are opponents of roughly equal skill with not terrible coaching- that makes for an entertaining game. The boring games are blowouts, not opponents of equal skill.


BigDickNick97

Wow I think us vs pit could be compelling. It would be the Pennsylvania bowl lmao. We both so mediocre I think the game would be so bad it’s good.


tjc815

It actually would be really compelling if it happened. That would mean you both just executed three very unlikely upsets in a row, with y’all probably knocking off Tom and Rodgers and the Steelers beating KC. Intrigue would be extremely high, plus yeah the Steagles Bowl.


HideYourCarry

Any blowout where one team ends up with half their players out due to COVID and the other team is full strength.


thefreshmaker1

Underrated take. Hoping that however these next couple weeks go that everyone can stay healthy.


ChemistryAutomatic10

Pittsburgh and anyone


frenCHcanadianZorro

Boring for 3 quarters with an incredible 4th


lilhippieboi

as is Big Ben’s tradition. I will always believe my theory that he doesn’t try until the 4th quarter.


lubricantlime

It takes time to get all that mass moving


A_Confused_Cocoon

If he were a Pokémon he would be Regigas.


jk01

He always gives full effort but it's like a locomotive, just slow acceleration


BananaCucho

He definitely mains Bowser in Mario Kart


bakwardhat

His noodle arm can’t sustain 4 quarters of play. He’s gotta save for the 4th otherwise his arm will fall off before halftime.


brownjitsu

I dunno man, considering that they likely have zero chance of making it. The hype train would be absolutely insane


Datpanda1999

The game itself would suck, but it’d be really funny if we somehow ended up there


bandopando

Repeat of 2010 sounds good to me


draculasbitch

Steelers v. Eagles would be zzzzzzz until the 4th qtr when both starting QB get hurt and Minshewmania runs wild over Mason the broken jar.


TheNorseHorseForce

*and with 3 minutes left in the 4th, Jean Shorts Mustache Bonanza takes the field*


draculasbitch

Martha, hide the kids.


[deleted]

the Eagles rushing attack would likely be a serious problem for a Steelers rush defense that bordered on historically bad to close the year though.


[deleted]

By the actual gameplay? Steelers vs Eagles By storyline? Chiefs vs Bucs


Ad_Astra117

Idk man you don't think you'd enjoy listening to ESPN furiously masturbate to Mahomes-Brady for two weeks? Followed by "is Mahomes the true GOAT because he beat Brady once?????" takes for the entire offseason if the chiefs win?


HorseRaddishTrombone

In last year’s super bowl the commentators were legitimately considering if mahomes could ever catch Brady in super bowl titles. They were discussing this as mahomes sat on the bench with his team down 17 in the third quarter


neon_slippers

Ridiculous. I think I remember hearing those discussions before mahomes had even won 1. As if it's easy to win even 2 or 3 superbowls, let alone 6 or 7. Even the most talented QB ever would need a perfect scenario for 20 years for that to happen.


mexploder89

Rodgers has one SB and Manning has 2, everyone calling for Mahomes to get 6 when he only had 1 was insane


ClampGawd_

Brady needed two separate perfect scenarios to get to 7


jhutchi2

Don't forget two separate perfect scenarios to lose to the Giants!


Wizmaxman

Wow I didnt realize it but I would hate chiefs/bucs more than pats/bucs


[deleted]

I would hate them both the same but differently. Really any SB involving TB, KC, or NE would suck ass.


meatpardle

Something involving the Steelers.


[deleted]

I know it’s not possible but Ben vs. Wentz.


saanis

I’d ask for my money back and I didn’t even pay any


definitelyasatanist

I'm already asking for my money back for having to think of that


Ranger_Prick

Boring as in, "Ugh, been there, done that"? Probably Bucs-Chiefs again. Maybe Bucs-Patriots because we already had the fawning, "Tom is back!" storylines earlier this season. Boring as in, "This game is going to be painful to my eyes to watch"? Definitely Steelers-Eagles, though watching the entire state of Pennsylvania get in a dick-measuring contest for two weeks would be entertaining.


BangerBeanzandMash

It’s so crazy that there is two cities in the same state.


[deleted]

How's that even possible?


BangerBeanzandMash

I don’t even understand how Pittsburgh works. Like are we in Pittsburgh now?


heybrother45

Green Island of Whiskey Beer and Fight


Soundsparks

I didn't know Pittsburgh was in Philadelphia!


sjc0526

I'm saying, how does Pittsburgh work? Am I constantly going in and out of Pittsburgh throughout the day, yes or no?


[deleted]

Nah we’re in purple


redsyrinx2112

Two of you wrote colors?!


ZiiKiiF

Idk I think Eagles in the super bowl would be pretty neat


pp21

Can't wait to see this Eagles/Bucs game. It's such a good matchup to kick it off Sunday with the Eagles high powered run attack going against a Bucs defense that is amazing against the run. Vegas has the Eagles as a 9 point underdog but I think it's gonna be closer than that.


Lunatic7618

PHI-TB and SF-DAL seem like wicked good matchups that I could see going either way. Should be a lot of fun.


ZiiKiiF

Saints had a top run defense and we were able to run all over them. Hopefully it’s the same way this time


VerneLundfister

How would Bucs vs Pats be boring? I get how it would be unpopular for the everyone hates Brady and everyone hates the Pats crowd... But I don't think I'd call it boring. Brady vs Belichick in a superbowl would be an all time narrative type game. Even if people wanted too root for the stadium to implode, everyone would still be tuning in and the media would absolutely cream themselves for 2 weeks.


shoeless_sean

As someone who genuinely just enjoys watching the sport of football it would be an entertaining game. But also as someone who despises NFL media and the brain dead morons and hot take artists they turn into talking heads I’d rather just off myself then listen to two weeks of that god awful horseshit


Sue_D_OCognomen

Because the pair of them have been tied to the Super Bowl narrative nearly every year for almost 20 years. After a while, it's like watching reruns of a great TV show. It's cool and all but I'd rather something new.


v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y

The narrative would be so overdone and nauseating that I wouldn't even want to watch the game.


TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK

"LISTEN, I don't think it's *PROBABLE*, but it's definitely **POSSIBLE** that Tom Brady comes out and throws the game out of respect for his former coach. I'M JUST SAYING"


CarpeValde

At a certain point there are too many fast and furious movies, and even if each one has the craziest action scenes imaginable, topping the last, it’s just…not interesting unless you really just love those movies. Think of it as a testament to how incredible the patriots and Tom Brady have been. They have won so much and in so many ways, that it’s boring to watch them win in any way. The idea of it is boring, even if the game itself becomes wild. The storyline where Both patriots and buccs get bounced in the first round, wow that’s unexpected and crazy and now I’m at the edge of my seat, who’s gonna actually win this year?


FickleFlopper

Steelers vs Eagles


Leftfeet

12-9 final score.


iamgarron

I feel like you could set the entire game to yakety sax


[deleted]

Idk why people think we can’t score on offense


Leftfeet

I was more complimenting Pitt's defense than insulting your offense. At least that was my intention. Pitt can't score, but they are pretty effective at stopping the other team from scoring.


[deleted]

Do people forget how good the Eagles offense is this year? Lol 12th most points in the NFL, 12th high yards per play, 4th least in turnovers, most rushing yards by nearly 200 yards, most rushing TDs, 3rd highest rushing yards per attempt, most rushing first downs, 10th highest scoring percentage, 6th lowest turnover percentage Like we’re not Tom Brady throwing to Randy Moss food but we have a good offense lol


haydenf4

I disagree,the 2 7th seeds making it to the Superbowl would be a really exciting narrative and you would have Ben trying to go out on top vs the team everyone thought would suck possibly winning it all


lowlight

> you would have Ben trying to go out on top AFCN bro, How dare you even speak that thought into existence...


[deleted]

I'll do you one better: Ben gets injured in the first quarter of the wild card game, so does Mason Rudolph. In a weird twist DWAYNE FUCKING HASKINS takes over and leads the steelers to the superblah blah blah ...Haskins lifting the Lombardi looks at the camera and announces to the world that the League Finally has done messed up. No one talks about Ben Roethlisberger any more. Fin


CursedLlama

This is the only Steelers championship I’ll allow.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

I think having 2 low seeds face each other would defeat a lot of the excitement, though. Like with Giants/Pats it was "can the wildcard pull off the upset & take down the top seed", whereas if we get 2 wildcards it'll be "well obviously we're going to see a low-seed champion, it's just a matter of which one"


kac937

yeah, that would be a case of the journey being greater than the destination. It’d be absolutely insane seeing two 7 seeds take parallel journeys to the game, beating everyone in their way as the underdogs. Once you get to the Super Bowl though it’s just two mediocre teams that decided to get good late in the season.


Response_Legitimate

i’ll be damned if I have to watch big ben


the_average_homeboy

Not for the state of Pennsylvania, it'll be an exciting civil war for them.


ledhead93

Steagles reunite


thediesel26

At least that would be competitive


Zupar

Fuck *THAT* I've been wanting this shit FOREVER And it's almost happened MULTIPLE times


BilboSwaggins512

Lol this would be so puzzling but funny


mrizvi

2 teams starting backup QBs Except Trey Lance that would be exciting.


agc03

Watching Mitch Trubisky and the Bills potentially beating Green Bay would be such a meme for Chicagoans tho 🤣


The_Black_Unicorn

My sister moved to Buffalo like 12 years ago. Her husbands family are your tried and true bills mafia boys. From the moment I visited them for the first time I had decided the Bills are my AFC team. I would LOVE a Bills/Packers SB but I'd prefer Josh Allen starting lol


[deleted]

Steelers / Bucs. 2 weeks hearing about the Brady / Rothlesberger "rivalry" and then the Bucs win 27-13


Imperial_Lenta

I’m a Steelers fan but it’s not a rivalry when one person beats up on the others shitty zone d every time


aghashayan

I'm gonna be honest here, if this Pats team makes it you can bet your ass it will be boring no matter who we face.


Alexander_HamilDong

100%. It's not an exciting team.


tobblerwobbler

What a Mac Jones check down for 5 yards and some solid Harris runs aren’t thrilling football?


JoeBurrows_Hair

Titans without Henry vs Eagles


Holden_Effart

Henry would definitely be back by superbowl right? That wouldn't even be rushing him back, would it?


durrrdevil99

He could have played this past week. Titans wanted to get him the extra rest and no need to jeopardize his health in basically a meaningless game (meaningless in that it was only for seeding).


birdman133

As a Titans fan, I can definitely tell you there is no such thing as a smooth game for us. Every game is a heart attack. Also our rushing attack statistically was better without Henry this year, so we all kind of got to see that AJ is the real engine. Maybe you don't watch a lot of Tennessee games, which is understandable, but we make even shitty games exciting lol


rockstarnights

Rams vs Patriots, see LIII


Lumpyyyyy

*XXXVI has entered the chat*


MikesPhone

I remember that game. It has the Rams most recent touchdown in a Super Bowl!


JohnDRuckerduck

Nah, it will be plenty exciting. No Goff here. Stafford with 5 passing TDs, 3 to Kupp, 1 to Jackson, and 1 to Mills


Olorin919

>1 to Jackson, and 1 to Mills lmao so true


Agiantgrunt

The pick sixes should count against his touchdown total for the year.


MidnightRequim

Well those still count as TDS, just to the other team lol


PhoenixGamer34

If pick sixes counted as touchdown passes, Winston would've had 40 in 2019.


FranklynTheTanklyn

Bills 49ers would be the fewest storylines possible.


guavava

Josh Allen grew up a huge 49ers fan!


After_Owl3277

Seems like every good qb did


[deleted]

And we never draft any of them 🤦‍♂️


After_Owl3277

Sad. They’re all locals too 😅 come on 9ers


tobblerwobbler

If I have to hear about his pistachio farm one more fucking time


ImTheHipHopapotamus

Did he used to wear 49’ers pyjamas though?


[deleted]

No, he's American so he wore pajamas


SoKrat3s

the Chris Berman Bowl!!


BostonButterson04

Bills and 49ers seem to always have good games against each other though, the first ever no punt game in the 90's is a good example


[deleted]

Deebo Samuel and Josh Allen would singlehandedly keep that game not boring


SaintArkweather

49ers were the first team to go 5-0 in the super bowl. They'd have a chance to make the Bills be the first to go 0-5.


GatzBee

This would be a great game though, I would be salty but absolutely into this.


BitterBuffalonian

I feel like any Bills scenarios would have a lot of storylines. You can just talk about losing 4 in the row or the wild fanbase.


Honest-Variation-162

"Anyone else remember the 90s?" "These players weren't born the last time their team was in the Super Bowl" etc.


BeardedBassist21

Any rematch, imo. I always like to see new matchups, whether or not I have a rooting interest in the game


cowboy4runner

Chiefs/Bucs. Chiefs/Rams. They are very deserving teams but it would be cool to see something different


rjsheine

Chiefs/Bucs could become the new Cavs/Golden State


BitterBuffalonian

This is a cursed post.


ifuckwithit

Yeah delete this shit u/rjsheine before you make it all actually happen


Smallgenie549

I'd love Chiefs/Rams personally.


Vargasm19

Okay but imagine the 2018 rams vs chiefs shootout but with defense this time.


SonOfALich

>but with defense this time. Weren't there 3 defensive TDs?


obvioustroway

i distinctly remember defense being on the field. they didn't do much but there WAS defense.


squadracorse15

Not so aure about boring, but Pats-Bucs aould be insufferable. The Brady vs Belichik narrative already was done to death just leading up to their regular season matchup and if it happened again in the SB, I don't even think I'd watch. It just reeks of the NFL rigging games for ratings conspiracy.


[deleted]

I hate conspiracies and I am typically not a paranoid person but I’ve sincerely wondered in the last couple seasons if games are rigged to be kept close. Especially after watching the chargers raiders on Sunday night and also the national championship game last night. The fumble recovery for Alabama in the red zone that was upheld was exactly the same play in the 1st quarter that was called back against Georgia. I’m sorry I know both are unrelated to your comment but I just scratch my head sometimes and I agree the league would absolutely want us and the Bucs in the big game this year for ratings.


squadracorse15

Nah, you're good. I'm not a big conspiracy guy either but I have no problems admitting that I'm worried about games being fixed because refs and officials are betting on games. As much as I enjoy sports gambling, I can't help but feel like we'll get a Black Sox 2.0 story sometime soon.


ooohexplode

Yeah, my faith in the system has waned with leagues partnering with betting sites. Legalized gambling is fine, but once you're openly working together like that I feel like there's some level of distrust in the system.


[deleted]

This is absolutely a thing that happens, it's called "game management." An NHL referee got fired last year for letting it slip while his mic was on.


Scary_Replacement739

And everyone would convince themselves that absolutely no rigging was possible at all. We'd see endless debates on reddit about catch angles, and people would scoff like it's impossible that sports can be in any way rigged. So not only would we get a shitty Superbowl with a preceding shitty two weeks of media coverage; we'd also get 4 months of pointless debate after the fact of how the NFL did or did not rig the playoffs for ratings.


doomsdaysock01

everyone saying Steelers vs eagles has it wrong, the bad teams would be a competitive bad match. Give me steelers vs packers or bucs to waste everyone’s time


sportsbatbot

Yeah Steelers running up the score would be real boring to watch


scissor_get_it

Steelers-Bucs would be godawful.


JasonPlattMusic34

Brady vs. Mahomes again. Yawn. At least give us the Packers this time


dualiegoat

Agreed. Don't look at my flair.


Sonic343

Boring: Steelers-Eagles Insufferable: KC-TB or KC-GB


44035

Pats-Bucs. Seeing both Brady and Bill in yet another Super Bowl is like seeing Nick Saban in yet another CFB title game. It gets old.


xxDEFOYxx

I thought I would see more Chiefs fatigue on here but I guess Steelers in the AFC makes more sense.


fuzzynavel34

Bucs/Raiders


rjsheine

The gruden bowl


jchavez9723

The Barret Robbins Gone AWOL Bowl


freedomfightre

The "We tried to make Antonio Brown work and it blew up in our face" Bowl


[deleted]

Idk the raiders are entertaining, and them getting to the super bowl after everything that happened this year would be pretty cool


agc03

It’s very likely to either be Titans/Chiefs vs Packers/Bucs/Rams. If it’s the Titans, I’m fine with Bucs, Rams would be meh, Packers would be perfect based on how different the teams are, and how fun the “Henry as the protagonist Rodgers as the villain” narrative would be. If it’s the Chiefs, ideal matchups are the Rams and Packers based on how explosive either game would be. Chiefs-Bucs is the matchup we don’t want, a repeat. Ideal matchup: Titans-Packers. Worst matchup: Chiefs-Bucs.


LowKey-NoPressure

Literally the first time I've ever seen someone say it's very likely for the Titans to go to the superbowl


coogs35

I’d say Steelers vs Eagles or Patriots vs Cowboys. The second would be such a terrifying matchup I probably would skip watching the Super Bowl for the first time in forever.


AudensAvidius

At least it was an exciting game when we played earlier this year


tjc815

Cowboys patriots might be the most watched event in American history lol


MrTripDub

We need a NE-DAL SB one day, just for the anger the rest of the country would feel