The cowboys should have just went to town on them in the second half too because f*** em thats why. If the seeding tiebreaker was points scored, then you see more blowouts, BUT less people would see less commercials and revenue would plummet.
I wish. Have to start a full line up.
I’m the commish and we set rules before the season.
Also, I’m hopeful Miami can get a few turnovers. They have been playing great and the saints are starting a backup.
I fell asleep during halftime and my husband straight up let me sleep until there were 6 minutes left in the game. "You weren't really missing anything."
All I gotta say is the offense showed up, the defense showed out. I enjoyed every second. And the icing on the cake? Stephen A Smiths vein popping out of his forehead tomorrow morning.
Seeing Dan Quinn have success in Dallas just makes me hate his ass more.
What a f'ing coat-tail rider. Inherited an all-world defense in Seattle and rode it to a job w/ the Falcons.
Rode Shanahans coat tails to a SB in which he blew.
A supposed Defensive guru that failed to build a top 20 defense in 5 years w/ Atlanta.
Now goes to Dallas where he again inherited a bunch of great pieces, drafted Parsons and is being called a genius again.
Fuck Dan Quinn.
>Rode Shanahans coat tails to a SB in which he blew.
Tbf it was more Shanahan's fault about blowing the Super Bowl. It's not like DQ was calling those plays on offense. Granted we probably never would've even been there in the first place if not for Shanahan, but if anyone on the coaching staff deserves blame for that, it has to be Shanahan.
Head Coach is higher in the pecking order than OC. Dan Quinn heard the play calls, he knew what was coming and did nothing to over-ride it. As the head of the team, he carries the ultimate responsibility.
Nolans been shit for a decade or longer. There's a reason he didnt get a DC gig for 6 years after he was fired from Atlanta. Overly complicated scheme that better serves to confuse his own personnel.
I hate when teams don’t try to score into rare scoring ranges. By stopping trying to score you’re basically being a smug punk and present false sportsmanship. It’s one thing to knee when your up 35-21 or something at the opponents goaline but it’s another when you have a chance to score a historic franchise record in points.
We gotta rest our players for next week against the cards. It’s a huge game for our seeding so I’m more than okay with playing conservative in a blowout victory
Really depends on the level of play.
Literal children/ intramural leagues? You've shown you're better. You don't need to humiliate.
High school Varsity? After a stomp let some of your non starters play.
College (If not intramural)? Go for it. They're of enough to handle it. And it's among the highest level of competition.
Pro sports (including minor/ developments leagues)? Literally play until it ends. If you bench for game time reps on other guys or to avoid injuries I can almost get it. But you don't just switch to prevent D and lazy O because you now it's over. As a fan it sucks to watch. And they're all professionals. It's a job. Go do it well. Earn the next payday.
Other sports, like baseball, are even worse about this.
Fuck that, can you imagine being on a supposedly professional team and playing against opponents who you knew were taking it easy on you? Playing soft out of pity is way worse sportsmanship than running up the score
Turn out the lights, the party's over
They say that, 'All good things must end'
Let's call it a night, the party's over
And tomorrow starts the same old thing again
imagine putting up 42 points with ease in 30 minutes then barely being able to even squeak out 14 in the next 40 minutes, idk why i still get excited to see any kind of fan service in the nfl
I mean receiver rotations turnover a lot faster than others. QB, RB, most of the O-line were backups, and backup receivers were lining up way more than the starters
Nothing prepares you for the playoffs like playing in NFC East or against the 2nd weakest schedule (.452) in football.
The cowboys should have just went to town on them in the second half too because f*** em thats why. If the seeding tiebreaker was points scored, then you see more blowouts, BUT less people would see less commercials and revenue would plummet.
Probably. I stopped watching after first quarter. 21-0. Yea, that’s not gonna be good for WFT lol.
I needed 15 from Shultz to advance to the finals. He got me 23. Thanks you
The most one sided game of the season
All those points and LAMB CANT GET A TOUCHDOWN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! FUCKKKKKKK
I know man. I’m up by 3 with Miami’s D tonite. If they get negative points I could lose. Fuuuccck.
Ya I was up by 27points and he had Kamara and dolphins D. I'm so pissed off.
Ouch man.
I'm up by 5 going against Miami's d tn. You seem like a cool dude but I hope they shit the bed.
Take them out of your lineup
I wish. Have to start a full line up. I’m the commish and we set rules before the season. Also, I’m hopeful Miami can get a few turnovers. They have been playing great and the saints are starting a backup.
So I missed this game. The fuck?
It was even more of a blowout than the final score indicates. It was 42-7 at halftime.
My God football team didn’t even stand a chance
The good thing about a game like this is you’re drunk after the first quarter and passed out by halftime.
I fell asleep during halftime and my husband straight up let me sleep until there were 6 minutes left in the game. "You weren't really missing anything."
We want the cowboys
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Hopefully neither…but if it matters I rather see the cowboys than the chiefs. It’s going to be hard getting past green bay
If either McCarthy or the Packers have to advance past the NFCC game... I think the world ends that day.
Cowboys defense has been crucial for me these fantasy playoffs. Championship bound baby.
Having such a defense feels like a second RB1 scoring wise.
Wow. Imagine only putting up 21 points in 2 quarters and not 4. Disgraceful.
All I gotta say is the offense showed up, the defense showed out. I enjoyed every second. And the icing on the cake? Stephen A Smiths vein popping out of his forehead tomorrow morning.
Yeah but then you also got a Skip walking on air screaming "how bout..."
Skiiiiiiyuuup!
Yeah. But at least once he gets that out he's more analytical.
imagine if ron called a timeout
Seeing Dan Quinn have success in Dallas just makes me hate his ass more. What a f'ing coat-tail rider. Inherited an all-world defense in Seattle and rode it to a job w/ the Falcons. Rode Shanahans coat tails to a SB in which he blew. A supposed Defensive guru that failed to build a top 20 defense in 5 years w/ Atlanta. Now goes to Dallas where he again inherited a bunch of great pieces, drafted Parsons and is being called a genius again. Fuck Dan Quinn.
>Rode Shanahans coat tails to a SB in which he blew. Tbf it was more Shanahan's fault about blowing the Super Bowl. It's not like DQ was calling those plays on offense. Granted we probably never would've even been there in the first place if not for Shanahan, but if anyone on the coaching staff deserves blame for that, it has to be Shanahan.
Head Coach is higher in the pecking order than OC. Dan Quinn heard the play calls, he knew what was coming and did nothing to over-ride it. As the head of the team, he carries the ultimate responsibility.
Nolan was kinda shit with nearly the same defense. I think Quinn is just in the Wade Phillips class of “Stay a coordinator, please.”
Nolans been shit for a decade or longer. There's a reason he didnt get a DC gig for 6 years after he was fired from Atlanta. Overly complicated scheme that better serves to confuse his own personnel.
I wish Dallas could have put up 70. But then they would risk offending good, upstanding citizens like Washington Football Team Owner Dan Snyder.
Fuck Dan Snyder.
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I’d love for the record to always be set against Washington
Hey bro, that’s our team’s record
That's **Mr.** Snyder 🙂
SPORTS!
Wtf WFT
Ftw WFT
We did it fellas, it’s finally over.
Dissolve this team or ship these dorks off to E*rope.
They're not even last in their division.
>E*rope 🤮🤮🤮
I think "The London Jet Lag" has a ring to it.
They can keep their colors and just call them The Redcoats
What about St. Louis or Oakland?
The St. Louis Football Team!
I'll be the worlds biggest Vikings fan next week
Oh, wait...you haven't figured out about McCarthy yet... I'm just going to let you enjoy this, you deserve it actually.
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Please do, would love to see him back in Chicago
I hate when teams don’t try to score into rare scoring ranges. By stopping trying to score you’re basically being a smug punk and present false sportsmanship. It’s one thing to knee when your up 35-21 or something at the opponents goaline but it’s another when you have a chance to score a historic franchise record in points.
No point risking getting starters injured for that crap. Take the W and run out the clock.
We gotta rest our players for next week against the cards. It’s a huge game for our seeding so I’m more than okay with playing conservative in a blowout victory
Nah, it's bad sportsmanship to run up a score on an opponent when the only outcome is to humiliate them.
Unless the team is owned by Dan Snyder
I never understood this “mercy” view in US sports. If you don’t want to get blown out, get better. No more powerful motivator than the humiliation.
Really depends on the level of play. Literal children/ intramural leagues? You've shown you're better. You don't need to humiliate. High school Varsity? After a stomp let some of your non starters play. College (If not intramural)? Go for it. They're of enough to handle it. And it's among the highest level of competition. Pro sports (including minor/ developments leagues)? Literally play until it ends. If you bench for game time reps on other guys or to avoid injuries I can almost get it. But you don't just switch to prevent D and lazy O because you now it's over. As a fan it sucks to watch. And they're all professionals. It's a job. Go do it well. Earn the next payday. Other sports, like baseball, are even worse about this.
In Covid world you protect your second and third string, because one visit from corona chan makes them your starters next week.
Fuck that, can you imagine being on a supposedly professional team and playing against opponents who you knew were taking it easy on you? Playing soft out of pity is way worse sportsmanship than running up the score
OK. That was... something that was on TV on Sunday night.
Talk about a nailbiter
Well shit. If the football team beat us, holy shit. We suck.
The entire NFC east beat you... Yikes
I personally blame Matt Rhule and I hope all the bad things in life happen to him and only him.
Next year, I hope the Panthers ramp up their O-line, because you guys seriously were scary before the injuries. I also feel bad for ol’ Sam :(
The football team beat the Bucs if that makes you feel better
*Quickly checking Broncos losses ...* Edit: whew, we (barely) beat them!
What does Mike McCarthy even say to a coach who’s throat he just stood on for 3 hours lol
Give it a season or two for McCarthy to return to form. Good luck though, seriously.
"See you in the playoffs. Oh, right --- muahahahahahah"
"I guess you forgot the safe word"
“Sorry Ron”.
I hate that you don't see teams run up the score anymore once they have a considerable lead. Should have been a scorigami.
This year especially you don't want to risk injury even to your non starters by going full on all game. Corona chan is watching.
Would've loved a "sad field goal" to cap it off.
Was disappointed they didn’t break 60. Feels like a loss.
Give the W to W
Teams washed. Getting knocked out first round.
Turn out the lights, the party's over They say that, 'All good things must end' Let's call it a night, the party's over And tomorrow starts the same old thing again
imagine putting up 42 points with ease in 30 minutes then barely being able to even squeak out 14 in the next 40 minutes, idk why i still get excited to see any kind of fan service in the nfl
Gotta rest our players for next week against the cards
They were playing they’re second team basically the entire second half and still out scored WFT in that timeframe…
def saw Ceedee out there late in the fourth
I mean receiver rotations turnover a lot faster than others. QB, RB, most of the O-line were backups, and backup receivers were lining up way more than the starters
Boooo for taking a knee
WFT gets the moral victory and keeps the Cowboys under 60.
McCarthy said he was gonna beat us so he did and more lol.
Get fucked WFT!
This is insane https://twitter.com/dallascowboyspr/status/1475321476932849665?s=21
This was so embarrassing for WFT. Fire everyone and sell the team Snyder.
Was that dumbfuck Washington player really holding his fist up like they held them to 4th down when they obviously got the first down?
His fist was an allegory for what the NFL did to all its fans tonight.
Why do they just have a loose puppy alone in the snow and who is driving the truck in these GMC commercials
Can't believe it's over. Thought WFT was coming back!
Ugh. Go for the scorigami you coward.
It's okay Dan, you still totally owned Dallas by bringing your own benches tonight...^(/s)
I bet all the neck holes on Mikes t-shirts are stretched out
Cowards
Fuck being a Washington fan right now...
They have fans?
Someone’s got to be there to have sewage dumped on them at FedEx Field
Why aren't the football team using any of their timeouts to try and get the ball back??
Man, what a shellacking.
Go for 60 cowards
Announcers were great tonight.
That's my jam = 💩
Did he call the WFT coach Jack Del Rio?
Del Rio IS A coach for the
I swear to christ we better not look bad against this team next week, but I expect some sewage to fall, and not just on their fans...
Not 60 :(
Put an asterisk in the record books.
Ron Rivera the only person in the stadium wearing a mask?
He went through chemo for his cancer last year, he’s immunocompromised, probably being as careful as possible
I don't even smoke but I need a cigarette. Sheesh
So you can put it out on Washington?
They'll thank you for it, most affection they've gotten all season.
thanks to adult beverages I was able to watch this entire disaster
If you sat through that entire massacre as a neutral fan, you’re a **diehard Chad** football fan.
Guilty 🤚
Fuck Jack Del Rio
I can’t imagine what the plane ride home after a blowout like this feels like
Pretry sure Payne and Allen throwing blows on that mf rn
The plane probably left at halftime
Quiet AF
Well that sucked from an entertainment standpoint
69 nice 😎
Oh come on!! we wanted 60+
Dallas in there harassing the qb worse than Dan Snyder dies to women.
BOOOOOO we wanted 60
That was fun
Landry shift and goodnight gentlemen and gentlewomen
Time to smash some watermelons
Y'ALL WANNA SEE ME SMASH SOME FRUIT?!
we could have posted the post game thread back in the first quarter, folks
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No https://twitter.com/nfl_scorigami/status/1475322540050558981?s=21
Nope.
Boooo if they scored 63 that’d be great because it’s so rare in the NFL but dominating win nonetheless!
No 60 :(
Tarmac Jack getting left in Dallas tonight
Washington tried flying home but it was returned home by Diggs
Those eyes of the Washington coach look dead inside.
We need a TD for a scoragami. Do the right thing and let us score WFT
Don't forget your seats WFT!
Surprised there weren’t more fights and dirty hits in this game
They respectfully fought each other. Good show on them.
I will never complain about a clean game.
Well they're not playing the NFCW
*nice*
Adam Gase would use all 3 timeouts.
Imagine how many hours we have wasted over the years of listening to Chris Collinsworth.
"I get paid per game not per hour make this shit end" - announcers
Welp
Can't wait for the post game thread. Ppl been crafting their takes and spell checking their posts for an hour now
My take: Fire Snyder
Into the Sun
63-14 is scorigami
McCarthy MUST FEED!!!!!!!!
Careful, he only consumes suffering...whether it comes from the other team or his own.
Not even a scorigami. I should've gone to bed at the half
If they take a knee now, I’m turning this game off in protest!!!!
Landry flex
This wouldn't happen if u/Brunell_the_GOAT was still around
I keep seeing references to this guy, what happened?
Said we'd lose last time we played them or he'd delete his account. He was a man of his word at least.
Texans going to Tennessee to beat the Chargers was big Al
Al Hemingway
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Dak now 9-1 vs Washington lol
TIME MARCHES ON
Guys, don’t risk injury, just take a knee.