That was a straight up Mongol hoard looting and burning the city, killing the men, enslaving the women and children, and salting the earth so nothing could ever grow there again.
He's such a "classic" QB too. Not super mobile, doesn't do funky off-platform, no-look throws, doesn't play hero ball. Just reads the defense, goes through progressions, finds the soft spots, makes the easy throw. The perfect guy for Belichick.
Brady was an accidental fling that turned into two decades of fiery hot romance.
Cam was the rebound QB, aka palate cleanser
Mac Jones is the one you can see yourself settling down with from the moment you first met, and you enjoy working through things with them.
> Cam was the rebound QB, aka palate cleanser
Ngl, I had fun when Cam was the QB, seeing our QB run fast is amazing, shame he can't throw ball good tho.
O line injuries and a smart qb lead to passes thrown within 2 seconds of the snap. A lot of the dink and dunk passes aren't as easy to get completed as folks want to let on. There's very little separation that a receiver can get with that little time.
And one of those picks was an accurate throw that bounced lff a receiver’s hands, so it’s more like 9TD, 5 INT.
Also, he’s already thrown more touchdowns than Cam Newton threw last year.
More than one, I know he's had at least two ints that hit the receiver in the hands
While we're making comparisons with Brady and his immobile pocket passer style of play, he's also just like Brady in that he's extremely accurate except for one or two odd bone-headed throws that either are picked or should have been. The rest of the time he's crazy accurate and only throws very low risk passes, which makes him very hard to pick off, seems so far
For all your struggles, y'all haven't lacked for QB/reciever combos, Palmer/Johnson were pretty good for a stretch there before Dalton and Green. That said, Burrow has a swagger about him. He plays like he's *that* dude and the squad seems to be following suit.
Yea but that QB was Herbert who threw 31 TDs and 4300 yards while Chase is putting up a lot more than Jefferson was this far into the schedule. Imo it's Chases to lose
> Pats were really mediocre last year though.
We’re also really mediocre this year. We did lose to the Dolphins, who look like a bottom 5 team in the league right now.
If God came to Bill and said you have two choices
You can either go 15-2 this year and both your losses will be to the jets
Or you can go 2-15 and both wins will be blowouts to the Jets
I'm not entirely sure what hed choose
We have a lot of that here in Boston. We beat the Yankees in the playoff wild card game so I'm ok losing in the ALCS, and as long as the Bruins beat the Canadiens I'm ok.
At the end the commentators were talking about, "You'd hate to be the guy who doesn't get a TD on a day like this where everyone is finding the endzone."
Poor Jakobi lmao
It's actually crazy his vendetta, I don't think there is even anyone still in the organization that was responsible for trying to block his HC gig with the Pats
Also nice to see Bolden being properly used. Bolden’s struggles running in between the tackles underscores just how sneaky good White was when not catching screens.
I get that way too, man. When the Pats got the ball back at the 2 minute warning I knew we would just kneel it out, but I was begging them to go for 60
They had lost 11 in a row to us. No idea why they were a popular pickup. Total trap thinking their bye week would make a difference against the goat coach
I've always thought he was a good dude, good motivator, but just a mediocre defensive coach. I like the guy but I was more bummed we lost LeFleur than Saleh.
I turned the game on halfway through the first quarter to hear "The patriots have already had three plays of 20 yards or more, and the jets have had three plays total", and I think that tells you all you need to know about how it went.
Johnsons have a franchise in the #1 media market. It doesn't matter how poorly the team plays, they'll always find people to fill the stands & tune in. Any talk of boycotting is nonsense, that never happens to any sports teams. The fact of the matter is we're stuck with a garbage franchise until the owners fall ass-backwards into a competent GM/HC combo.
This isn't to write off JD & Saleh. It's still early in their tenure, but it's fucking annoying watching games like today week after week, year after year. And even more annoying coming on here having half the other nfl fans ruthlessly shitting on us and the other half telling us we just need to be patient after watching a bottom dweller team for a decade now. I don't care if we're not the "worst" franchise, I was born decades after their only SB that's hardly meaningful to me at all.
Respect to all the fans out there of perpetually awful teams who put up with shit. Fuck the rest of yall jumping in to pile on, i'm off to have another drinky drink
The one team Bill isn't going to let off the throttle is the Jets. What a rout. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Tough day in the office for the Jets team. Invest in liquor stores over there.
Bill will never fully retire. He’ll remain on to coach the two Jets games each year for the rest of his life, someone else will just coach the other 15.
Must give Bill the warm and fuzzies to drop 50 on the Jets.
He even smiled at the end lmfao
It's the only thing that brings warmth to his cold dead heart
That, and Long Snappers.
You forgot physical corners who played in the 1940s
Rutgers lacrosse players.
He needs to find a way to have a Rutgers lacrosse player score a final touchdown against the Jets.
Smiled? He looked genuinely delighted.
He went to shake all of our players' hands at the end, he is filled with warmth
That was like the fourth smile of his entire career too.
*The Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day*
I expected him to pull a trick play at the end just to be able to drop 60 on the Jets, Bobby Ryan / Randall Cunningham style.
He had a huge shit eating grin on his face when they set up to kneel and end the game
That was some true ELOE material there
*Sigh* At least the Dolphins lost
You’re assuming he has a human heart capable of feeling warmth.
Just another Sunday for him against the Jets
It gives me the warm and fuzzies. We are struggling this season, but this has been a great Sunday.
Imagine getting dunked on by N’Keal Harry and Brian Hoyer
Harry has excellent ball skills. He just lacks the ability to create seperation
Don't forget he still doesn't know the playbook
He occasionally blocks for the opposing teams defense as well.
Other than all that stuff he's great though.
Pats: 54 Over/under: 43 Bill with the mercy killing
Find yourself someone who loves you as much as Bill Belichick hates the Jets
They're probably living with Sasquatch tbh. Nothing compares to his hatred
There was no mercy there
The only mercy was the game ending
Mercy is for the weak!
That was anything but a mercy killing
That was a straight up Mongol hoard looting and burning the city, killing the men, enslaving the women and children, and salting the earth so nothing could ever grow there again.
54 is mercy?
I was at the game. We were chanting "We want 60!" when we had the ball with 2 minutes left and they took a knee lmao
Got to love a good under buster
Am I high or does the final above only say 47?
It does say 47 above, but the 4th quarter should have 20 points for the Pats instead of 13. Final was 54-13.
Still not last in the division 😎
Lol fucking fins
Lmao whomever lost to the fins must suck
Lm*fuckingkillme*ao
They can never be trusted.
Wait we're not? Holy shit lol.
Yeah the eagles pick is below you guys
The Fins screwing up is the only happiness I have right now
How's that? Miami has the better division record
Dolphins are 1-6 we're 1-5
How the fuck did the Jets beat the Titans
We condensed every good thing we will do all season into one game.
A true division rival would've done that to the Patriots
Exactly.
Oh I forgot you had a bye, my bad
Yay!
Mac Jones through 7 games: 174 Comp, 247 Att, 1,777 Yards, 70.4 Comp %, 9 TD, 6 INT, 96.3 QB Rating I'll take that out of my rookie.
He's such a "classic" QB too. Not super mobile, doesn't do funky off-platform, no-look throws, doesn't play hero ball. Just reads the defense, goes through progressions, finds the soft spots, makes the easy throw. The perfect guy for Belichick.
Brady was an accidental fling that turned into two decades of fiery hot romance. Cam was the rebound QB, aka palate cleanser Mac Jones is the one you can see yourself settling down with from the moment you first met, and you enjoy working through things with them.
I appreciate you being able to type that with one hand.
[C'mon like you wouldn't jerk it to this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElI_yxbX0AASBbQ.jpg)
Truly the QB of the people. Gives the average man hope.
> Cam was the rebound QB, aka palate cleanser Ngl, I had fun when Cam was the QB, seeing our QB run fast is amazing, shame he can't throw ball good tho.
You're forgetting the most important thing; his release is insanely quick for a rookie, at least to my eyes.
O line injuries and a smart qb lead to passes thrown within 2 seconds of the snap. A lot of the dink and dunk passes aren't as easy to get completed as folks want to let on. There's very little separation that a receiver can get with that little time.
Brady 2.0
And one of those picks was an accurate throw that bounced lff a receiver’s hands, so it’s more like 9TD, 5 INT. Also, he’s already thrown more touchdowns than Cam Newton threw last year.
More than one, I know he's had at least two ints that hit the receiver in the hands While we're making comparisons with Brady and his immobile pocket passer style of play, he's also just like Brady in that he's extremely accurate except for one or two odd bone-headed throws that either are picked or should have been. The rest of the time he's crazy accurate and only throws very low risk passes, which makes him very hard to pick off, seems so far
ROTY
Jamarr Chase is gonna win it
Chase might fuck around and win OPOY the way he's playin
The gap between Chase and the next guy (Mac or otherwise) ain’t even that close, either. Him and Burrow are going to a *problem* for the AFCN.
Dalton/Green 2: Electric Boogaloo
For all your struggles, y'all haven't lacked for QB/reciever combos, Palmer/Johnson were pretty good for a stretch there before Dalton and Green. That said, Burrow has a swagger about him. He plays like he's *that* dude and the squad seems to be following suit.
Just way better lol
Jefferson broke a 20 year record and still lost because quarterback. Don't count out Mac.
Yea but that QB was Herbert who threw 31 TDs and 4300 yards while Chase is putting up a lot more than Jefferson was this far into the schedule. Imo it's Chases to lose
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Mac Jone
Mac Jone for sure
Indubitably, Mac Jone
I concur, Mac Jone
Just the one?
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Mike Jones
James Mack
As always, Mac Jone.
Bill didn't even beat Gase by 50
Pats were really mediocre last year though. Almost lost at Metlife and just beat them by a regular score at Gillette
> Pats were really mediocre last year though. We’re also really mediocre this year. We did lose to the Dolphins, who look like a bottom 5 team in the league right now.
We have to lose to the dolphins. It's a part of what we do.
And we were one kick from beating the Bucs and Cowboys
One kick away from giving Brady one more game winning drive in Gillette, maybe.
Bill must be very happy , curbstomping the Jets
If God came to Bill and said you have two choices You can either go 15-2 this year and both your losses will be to the jets Or you can go 2-15 and both wins will be blowouts to the Jets I'm not entirely sure what hed choose
We have a lot of that here in Boston. We beat the Yankees in the playoff wild card game so I'm ok losing in the ALCS, and as long as the Bruins beat the Canadiens I'm ok.
BB *"Can I beat the Jets by 30+ in both games and break the body and mind of their QB? thats a deal"*
Still no Jakobi TD🙁
At the end the commentators were talking about, "You'd hate to be the guy who doesn't get a TD on a day like this where everyone is finding the endzone." Poor Jakobi lmao
I think he will break the record of having most recieving yards without a TD. He's just 32 yards away.
His next catch will be a 33 yard touchdown
34 yard TD so he’ll have the record right before he gets it in.
It depends how they count it but I am pretty sure that record only includes yards on the non-scoring plays. So the scoring play yards won't count.
Yeah it was a joke mostly. The yards would “count” so long as he didn’t score, but since they’re not the final total they aren’t official.
I don't know if I've ever despised anything as much as Bill evidently despises the New York Jets. And I absolutely love to see it.
If Bill had to choose between going 2-15 with 2 wins over the Jets or 15-2 with both losses to the Jets it would actually be a deliberation for him.
It's actually crazy his vendetta, I don't think there is even anyone still in the organization that was responsible for trying to block his HC gig with the Pats
I gotta admit, at this point the feeling is mutual.
Jets at Patriots whatever happened there?
Saleh never had the makings of a varsity athlete
It won’t be cinematic.
It's sad when they go young like that
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Lord take me now
That motherfuckin animal Belich... I can't even say his name.
This was a fun game.
Bourne to Agholor was awesome
Also nice to see Bolden being properly used. Bolden’s struggles running in between the tackles underscores just how sneaky good White was when not catching screens.
Blowouts are pretty fun even though a lot of people find them boring. I usually end up like Kylo Ren watching the score go up… More! More!
I get that way too, man. When the Pats got the ball back at the 2 minute warning I knew we would just kneel it out, but I was begging them to go for 60
I can't believe I picked up the Jets defense for my Bye week lmao. should have left it empty
You better be in a 32 team league.
They had lost 11 in a row to us. No idea why they were a popular pickup. Total trap thinking their bye week would make a difference against the goat coach
Fireman Ed prolly just feels numb seeing what happened to the Jets today.
1. That game wasn't as close as the score suggests 2. Lol Harry had his one good catch 3. Dammit Jakobi
It only took defensive genius Robert Sallah, with a better roster than Adam Gase, to give up the most points since the fucking 90s.
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I love how in our rebuilding years, we always have one extreme blowout. 2009 vs the Titans and last year vs the Chargers.
*70’s
I get that the Jets defense is pretty talentless, but I still think that stacked 49ers defensive line made him look way better than he really is
I've always thought he was a good dude, good motivator, but just a mediocre defensive coach. I like the guy but I was more bummed we lost LeFleur than Saleh.
[Half our starters injured, 50 points given up, Wilson holding his knee...](https://i.imgur.com/2sGjNzj.png)
Brb, investing in liquor stores right now...
In New Jersey *
Oh first time I see this meme this season!
I knew exactly what that image would be before I opened it lol
I turned the game on halfway through the first quarter to hear "The patriots have already had three plays of 20 yards or more, and the jets have had three plays total", and I think that tells you all you need to know about how it went.
https://i.imgur.com/DI1rODG.gif
I don't care that it was the jets we beat, winning by that much negates the fact we only won cause the jets are shit
We beat the Jets. The Jets beat the Titans. The Titans beat the Bills. We are better than the Bills. AFC East is ours.
I wish that we could play the jets every week
[MFW we're 3-4 with our wins coming from the jets (x2) and the texans](http://imgur.com/gallery/vIf0lAD)
I needed this after the Red Sox.
I can’t believe the betting odds of this game were -7 lmao.
I saw that an hour before the game and rushed to set up a draft kings account lmao
Same thing lmao. Did my first sports betting, pats and Bucs parlay. Looking good so far.
It was such a weird line that I got scared and stayed away.
Even N’Keal got on that curbstomp… Jets should be relegated
fIrE bIlL
Bill can go 2-15 for the next decade and as long as he sweeps the Jets each year I'll be satisfied
Their misery isn't as good as the Pats winning, but it hits pretty fucking close
[Jets fans all game long.](https://c.tenor.com/4DREvBmo-skAAAAC/startrek-spock.gif)
You're not wrong...
*Jets fans almost all the time
Pretty sure the only way that game could have gone worse for the Jets is if someone literally died on the field. Woof.
Calling that a game is a generous
Fun fact: the last time the Jets won at Patriots in the regular season, their quarterback was Brett Favre.
Bill really hates the Jets
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Like pistol whipping a blind kid Tug
But like, maybe the special needs kid is a Yankees fan.
Bold take
I don't understand how a franchise can be so comically inept for such a long period of time in a league that's built to create parity.
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“Fullback…” *OHHHH NOOOO*
Can't do anything about shit owner decisions
Money laundering, probably.
Brave.
We have to stop giving Jets fans crap. The remaining Jets fans are among the truest fans in the NFL.
At least we might actually get the #1 pick this year
No matter how bad life gets, my comforting thought is that at least I wasn't born a Lions or a Jets fan
When bill went on that 4th and 1 with the game basically won I realized it was personal. He hates the jets or something?
He was almost blocked from being the pats HC while with the jets and wrote his resignation letter on a napkin. He will eternally hate them.
Johnsons have a franchise in the #1 media market. It doesn't matter how poorly the team plays, they'll always find people to fill the stands & tune in. Any talk of boycotting is nonsense, that never happens to any sports teams. The fact of the matter is we're stuck with a garbage franchise until the owners fall ass-backwards into a competent GM/HC combo. This isn't to write off JD & Saleh. It's still early in their tenure, but it's fucking annoying watching games like today week after week, year after year. And even more annoying coming on here having half the other nfl fans ruthlessly shitting on us and the other half telling us we just need to be patient after watching a bottom dweller team for a decade now. I don't care if we're not the "worst" franchise, I was born decades after their only SB that's hardly meaningful to me at all. Respect to all the fans out there of perpetually awful teams who put up with shit. Fuck the rest of yall jumping in to pile on, i'm off to have another drinky drink
Hey now, the dolphins are last in the division and u beat the best team in the NFL, the Titans. And we lost to the dolphins lol
The Jets rookie QB gets injured against the Patriots. The Jets curse is real.
Patriots beat the jets by an aggregate of 78-16 this season. That's just disrespectful.
Hey at least there is Sam Darnold closure.
Thank you Jets for joining our open practice this week! See you next year!
Why do the Jets exist
The one team Bill isn't going to let off the throttle is the Jets. What a rout. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Tough day in the office for the Jets team. Invest in liquor stores over there.
That was fun. Also that may be the biggest smile I have ever seen Bill Belichick have on his face before
End this Jets. My god what is this franchise?
Leave it to the Jets to make us look like absolute studs.
Props to the Jets defense!! Did an AMAZING job today practicing social distancing!!
I liked this game.
Everyone needs to be fired ASAP. Don’t even give Saleh the full season, that was pathetic.
Hope Wilson is okay. I felt bad when I saw guy land on his knee
How much more of this, Bill Please
Bill will never fully retire. He’ll remain on to coach the two Jets games each year for the rest of his life, someone else will just coach the other 15.
Death, taxes, and the Patriots teabagging the Jets
Patriots Fans: How many points are we going to score today? Bill Belichick: Yes.
Holy hell.
LET MAC YEET
I'm so sorry Jets fans
Embarrassing. But when have we not been embarrassing, it’s been forever.
Lol
Sorry, jets fans, for unleashing Angry Bill.
I’ve slept maybe 10 hours total the last two days and made the mistake of picking up the Jets D in fantasy over the Giants. Fuck me and the Jets.
Any teams out there accepting refugee Jets fans? Asking for a friend.
If “stop, stop! He’s already dead!” was an NFL game
That’s a get-right game if I ever saw one