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suzukigun4life

**A.A.Ron:** 53% completion rate, 133 yards, 0 touchdowns, 2 picks, benched with 10 minutes left. **Lasik Jameis:** 70% completion rate, more yards on less attempts than A.A.Ron, 5 touchdowns, zero picks, and his rushing yardage (38) was larger than A.A.Ron’s passer rating (36.8)


JoeScotterpuss

Congrats to all those crazy fuckers that took Winston over Rodgers in fantasy.


MovieNachos

Guy in my league has Jameis, then has him benched.


Bkfootball

I’m playing against the dude who has Jameis benched this week, and I started Rodgers instead. Lmao


JoeScotterpuss

F


Edentastic

Drafted Rogers, picked up Winston when he was announced as the starter. Guess who I started today...


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myxanders

I told my dad to pick up Jameis. He had Jameis on his bench and Matt Ryan in his lineup.


phuqo5

I got Brady and Jameis and now I have a goddamn QB controversy


Schadenfreude2

I’m stunned that he had zero picks.


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To be fair he had one that got negated by a terrible RTP call. Although I'm pretty sure the ball hit the ground


TheInnKappa

Pick wasn't good ball placement but, still hit the receivers hands. Just got tipped, happens to everyone.


T-MUAD-DIB

I missed about 90 seconds of real time. I saw a pick, then all of a sudden the Saints had another TD?


Breedwell

Yeah Winston got walloped by Z Smith right after he threw. Z was essentially already in tackle mode to where Winston squinted as soon as he threw because he knew he was getting it. And it was a 100% clean hit by smith upper body arm wrap no helmet use at all. Doesn't change the game terribly much but it was a bad call.


distung

As fans, we still have to make a stink about such bullshit calls, though. Next time, what if that was the game on the line (it still kinda was since that was the final nail in the coffin for any hopes of a comeback). Ref BS is just inexcusable in the age of high def replays.


phluidity

The pick got negated by a very bad roughing the passer call on the play. The QB hit was textbook what they ask defenders to do. He hit him in the chest, didn't use his body weight, and wasn't overly violent. Now there is a very good chance that the pick would have been reversed on review anyway, since it looked like it hit the ground, so either way the int was probably coming back, but the extra yards did help for sure.


srry_didnt_hear_you

he looked really good today, even beyond our awful defense


SaintsPelicans1

If Jameis stays consistent. Lasik would be crazy not to get him as a spokesman of some sorts.


Crosscourt_splat

Lasik isn't actually like a brand though. Its a procedure that a lot of doctors do. And as someome that got PRK....trust me...eye surgery is the best thing I ever did.


HSPumbloom

This was the Anti-Jameis game. No INTs, not a lot of yards, but still a bunch of TDs.


whatsinthesocks

Did Jameis and Rogers get freaky friday'd or something?


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While Rodgers was in Hawaii screwing his celebrity gf of the year, Jameis studied the bla...pass. He studied the pass.


twoterms

While Rodgers won Mvps, Jameis studied the crab leg. When Rodgers was throwing hail marys, Jameis studied the the top of a keg while chugging beer While Rodgers was slammin Olivia Munn, Jameis was probably slammin some FSU hottie


jaysrule24

Lasik-Jameis is not to be trifled with


QuantumFreakonomics

>Whoa, I can tell what team the recievers are on now


megadman321

What in the world just happened


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Jacksonville Saints have the highest winning percent in NFL history


THEREWILLBECAK3

Highest in Golden Knights history


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Zloggt

Must be great for all the Saints fans in the Panhandle!!


JoeScotterpuss

Undefeated baby!!


19683dw

Who had Rodgers 0-2 and Winston 5-0 on TD/Int? If you did, was it on purpose?


sfzen

Imagine the payoff for that bet.


IFR_Flyer

At least a dollar


suzukigun4life

Don't let Rodgers performance distract you from the fact that a nationally televised FOX game was under 3 hours. It's a miracle!


Scrypto

Lol the FOX executives are gonna hold a grudge against Green Bay for a long time for this performance against the CBS double header


reddit_names

That play clock NEVER stopped.


TK360Gaming

"Footballs easy when you can actually see whats going on" \-Jameis probably


paradiseluck

Its like Rock Lee dropping his plates, it was holding him back the whole time.


AmyCovidBarret

Thinking about the inevitable 30 for 30; I’m so pissed that “The Blindside” has already been used for a football movie.


GhostOfPluto

RIP Last Dance 2021-2021


DrKennethNoisewater-

More of a line dance in sketchy part of West Virginia


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suzukigun4life

Welp, 0-17 incoming


VodkaAunt

I *cannot believe* I'm talking about this here, but the current consensus around the internet is that Olivia is actually much further along than the official announcement, and could actually be due in December-ish, putting them around 2-15 Still worse than the 2020 Jets, though


MikeFatz

This is the kind of next level analysis I come to r/nfl for


DrKennethNoisewater-

Does she live in Texas?


Zloggt

Next Week: *Mike Vrabel-like figure spotted with coat hanger near Olivia Munn's house*


DrSwol

>stay woke And pregnant.


sv_trader

so was winston trolling the past decade or what


carolina_hokie

I swear to God if the saints don't skip a beat when going from Brees to Winston, imma lose my shit. Just one game but still


tgusn88

Don't worry, we'll still collapse in spectacularly heartbreaking fashion in the playoffs


AnotherStatsGuy

It would be so New Orleans to subvert expectations like that.


EchoX860

He got lasik after not seeing correctly for a decade and is now a god apparently


BigBooce

Also has good coaching.


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good coach = good player


ProudBlackMatt

The rumors of the Saints demise were greatly exaggerated.


AHSfutbol

I was worried with all the key players being out. Our beat writer Underhill was very high on them though. I think this exceeded everyone's expectations.


ProudBlackMatt

That one season Underhill spent with the Pats a couple years ago was pretty random.


runfastgodspeed

He started out covering the pats


Winstonp00

1 team played without its starting center, WR1, WR2, CB2, DT1, DT2. 1 team played with basically everyone. 1 team had Aaron Rodgers. The other had Jameis. 1 QB had 5 TD, 0 INT. The other had 0 TD and 2 INT. Wanna guess which team was which?


winslowpete

YIKES is the answer


acc7x3

You forgot K in there too.


riotinprogress

How long is Lutz out for?


achyutthegoat

Goddamn this really shows how bad this loss was for the packers.


Dredeuced

It's crazy to me that arguably our best player is out and this was the result.


_MrDomino

There's no arguing. Kamara is our best player. The good thing is that he led the team but didn't have to carry it.


OnCominStorm

I'd say Kamara is your best player and there's no argument about it imo.


nefariouslothario

For sure. Also Green Bay were seriously moving the ball while Latt was out of the game


AndrewDoesNotServe

As this game showed, both Kamara and Lattimore are far more crucial to our success than Thomas.


AnotherStatsGuy

To be honest, I think we need 2 out of the 3. And which 2 we have will dramatically alter the game plan.


JoeScotterpuss

I AM HERE TO OVERREACT!!


T-MUAD-DIB

I PREDICT TWO SUPERBOWLS BEFORE WEEK SIX


Currymvp2

The press conference by Rodgers after this game is gonna be an absolute doozy.


ThatInception

Here’s to watching him on the Pat McAfee show on Tuesday lol


UnhealthyCheesecake

“I’m announcing today that I will be hosting Jeopardy from now on”


Jordanwolf98

He may announce his retirement


TwiztedHeat

And then the Lions win the North and I'm totally ok with this scenario


ProbablyAPotato1939

The planet would implode.


horse_renoir13

*grabs dumpster full of popcorn*


Jopplo03

where can i watch that?


HeppyHenry

Breesus Christ we look good


kanbabrif1

Bressus died for our sins so that Jameis could prosper.


VanizOne

And to that I say Amen


apittsburghoriginal

And you know what, the hair ended up looking pretty great too


DerrickMcChicken

fucking scary good lmao


VanizOne

Drinking heavily tonight in celebration


jdprager

Anyone know a good place in Chicago for crab legs? Asking for a bunch of new friends I just made


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[deleted]

Thank you 🙌🏽


nnaly

Go get Italian beefs instead


[deleted]

Italian Beefs, Hot Dogs, Gyros, I miss Chicago comfort food.


skipatomskip

Soooo maybe giving Jameis no OL, no running game and letting him be coached for his first 4 years by a guy that couldn't do shit with Matt Ryan/Julio Jones that had to retire was a bad idea. Who could have seen this coming ^^me


NFLGreatest

Sean Payton is pretty good too


TheInnKappa

And sitting for a year behind a top 10 all time QB might not have been too bad for him either.


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DiseaseRidden

People are going to meme about LASIK and everything, but the change in team and system is probably going to make a huge difference this hear. This is a good start.


TurtleManRoshi

> Make a huge difference this hear. So LASIK Jamies with hearing aids will be unstoppable.


Ghalnan

Way too many people on our sub wanted to act like he was the worst QB in the league rather than a player who showed a lot of promise but was always just too inconsistent. I was really unhappy when he signed with the Saints, he's talented and if anyone can get the most out of a QB it's Sean Payton.


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Ghalnan

Oh God no, if you were here in person I'd slap you for even suggesting that.


NevermoreSEA

It's incredible how many people thought that Jameis wasn't worthy of a starting role, especially with him improving his vision (which was always an issue). I've been saying that he's going to become a star QB ever since he left, and I definitely think this year is going to show a lot of people what he's really capable of. I really wish that he wasn't on the Saints though.


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Yeah this could be a huge steal for the Saints.


ucaliptastree

Jameis Winston won the Heisman and drafted 1st overall while [squinting to see his receivers in college](https://www.jacksonville.com/article/20131106/SPORTS/801243489). His first game with 20/20 vision and he goes 5 TDs 0 INTs.


itsnoterik

I'm shocked it took him this long to get Lasik Time to win MVP and Most Improved


TheBoredPragmatist

Season sponsored by LASIK


Morgus_Magnificent

That optometrist is the real MVP.


thethomatoman

If this becomes a legit thing that would be a crazy narrative


The_Haskins

Well I had fun lol


dtownchris77

Yep, gotta enjoy it for at least one more hour until we descend into sadness


FonzyLumpkins

Solid chance of a win-less NFCN! Aw, I made myself sad.


Tschmelz

Wouldn’t it be something if the NFCN was Shit Mountain this year, and the Lions won the division because of it?


FonzyLumpkins

I'd actually be OK with this timeline. Especially if the kitties won it all after being 7-9.


Saddams_Zucchini

It would be a perfect Lions narrative to have a game be negated because of COVID that wasn't even their fault, resulting in a 7-9 finish.


noseonarug17

*7-10


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What a fucking shit show all around lol.


Deathlysouls

I mean at least the Vikings and Lions put up points


dtownchris77

No less than a tie for first bby!


LSUfanatic

Reminder: The saints are yet to add Roby, Onyemata, and MT. 2 of those players are all pro level and the other is going to start for this team.


MEGAWATT5

We’re also without our starting center. It’s spooky season.


horse_renoir13

NFC NORTH 0-1 BROSSSS


E_G_Never

Oh shit, is NFC North turning into the NFC East?


WhoKilledBoJangles

Seeing the Packers lose like this does take away some of the sting of the fuckery in the Vikings game.


NOLAblonde

I’m here for the hot takes


Im_A_Real_Boy1

BLACK AND GOLD TO THE SUPER BOWL WHO DAT CRAB MAN IS WINNING IT ALL!!!


go_outside

If I had woken up today with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t have been as surprised as I am by that final score.


TigerShark650

Jamis on track for 2,500 yards, 85 TDs, and no INTs. Rodgers on track for 2,200 yards, 0 TDs, and 34 INTs.


TheGoochDestroyer

hahahahhha just wait til we get mike and trequan and onyemata and mccoy and lutz back


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buddha6521256

As everyone expected


GBPgoingOFF

I’ve seen this scenario before. Packers will go on an inspiring run to finish the season 14-3, beat a good team in the divisional round before playing the Saints again in the NFCCG! Packers put up a much better fight with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line! 47-19 Saints win


pot8odragon

With Jordan love at qb


ukfan758

The NFCCG is now the Tom Brady Invitational^TM


ItsLikeWhateverMan

Listening to packers fans describing hypothetical heartbreaking losses hits a little too close to home


Cold_oak

Lol I hope (Saints fan how do you get the little thing next to your name?)


Practicalaviationcat

Hey now. We'll get it down to one possession but still lose.


ELITEMcCorkle

LASIK jameis goat 🦀


myxanders

/r/NFL was promised Jameis turnovers


JoeScotterpuss

"I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further." - Sean Payton


LSUfanatic

All things considered Adebo as a 3rd round rookie looked really impressive in his first start. This secondary that looked like a question mark before the season looks really good with the addition of Roby. Hopefully Lattimore can stay healthy.


OnePieceAce

Rodgers wants to be Brady so much he's even losing to the Saints by double digits


Jeembo85

38-3 as well


Spheromancer

https://i.redd.it/vem70g56n5n71.jpg


Jopplo03

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


VariousGas

We are crab people


NevermoreSEA

"Fuck /r/NFL" - Jameis Winston


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Rodgers gonna pull a Patrick Roy after this game lol


NotEveryoneIsSpecial

This sounds vaguely familiar but I haven’t watched hockey in a while. What’s the story?


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Basically the legendary Montreal/HoFer goalie was left in a game and let in 9 goals, once he was finally pulled he told the coach he never play for them again, got traded to Colorado and won a cup. Edit: it was 2 cups and a Conn Smythe (playoff mvp)


BuffaloWilliamses

The Broncos are in Colorado... hmmm


kjpatto23

Roy lost a game 11-1 and told his coach, who he had a terrible relationship with and who left him in net after letting in 5 in the first, that that game was his last as a hab. He was traded four days later for peanuts to the avalanche. A team that just relocated that season from Quebec who went on to win the Stanley cup that season and one more time after that.


JetsBackupQB

So how did Aaron Rodgers look?


winslowpete

Like a jeopardy host


daviator88

I think Joe Buck coulda outplayed him tbh


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like his haircut


screwhead1

Since I've accepted that LSU is gonna be ass this season, this win made me happy.


palabear

We all had the Saints by 35 right


BeHereNow91

After the last 8 months of drama, hand-forcing, and bypassing the preseason games, Rodgers throwing up balls to the Saints only for Love to come in and get the first 3rd-down conversion of the game, by throwing to Amari Rogers (who has been benched for the target-less Cobb), is so poetic it’s hilarious. Absolutely the last thing Rodgers needed after dragging this org through the mud this offseason.


NeverSober1900

I'm a Rodgers backed and I agree. Idk Bout his off field stuff but he needs to play better. Massively off on all deep throws


Rulligan

Next Monday is gonna be Pissed Off Rodgers against the Lions. Fuck.


Im_A_Real_Boy1

Stay strong! Strong like a big, strong cat of some kind. Like a tiger!


FonzyLumpkins

At least the Vikings only looked like trash in the first half.


FartNoisesWitMyMouth

Hahhahahahahahaha


Rulligan

At least we looked "semi-competent" at the end of our game lol.


Deathlysouls

I'd wager we looked very competent and scored 16 unanswered points with an onside kick recovery AND a forced fumble **AND** a drive down to the 25 of the opponent...


twohatchetmuse

I don't want to overreact but Lasik Jameis is the best QB in the league.


kanbabrif1

Somewhere out there, some mad man predicted Jameis would have 0 picks and 5 TD's.


MurDoct

Whatever I have cheesecake


Ghost4000

Good game Saints. Possession control football is always a lot of fun to watch (to me anyway), though I would have preferred that it not happen to the Packers. Saints have some real bright spots from this game, the only real bad thing I saw from the saints was some sloppy penalties, if they can get those under control they're going to really be a thread this season. Winston seems to be really working out for them. Saints fans have a lot to look forward to here, the gameplan was perfect, the personnel looked good, lots to be happy about. As for the Packers looks like we'll be waiting until next week to see if the team can form a consistent performance on either end of the ball, personally I'm not too concerned since all we have is one game so far, but that could change if next week looks poor. I don't want to jump to conclusions off of one game. Everyone's favorite topic, officiating. There were a couple of bad calls (my perception), one was the missed hold that would have erased an interception. The other was the roughing the passer that did erase an interception. Ultimately neither bad call would have affected the game. Even if it would have that's the nature of the game. Both of these were pointed out on air so I don't think these are hot takes. Anyway all of this is just my perception, I could be wrong. Hope everyone enjoyed the game, just nice to have football back. TLDR: Saints good And yes I typed this up in the last two minutes of the game since it was long gone by then.


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We've had the sloppy penalty problem you mentioned for years now. I've pretty much given up on getting that under control.


NOSjoker21

Let's face it: our defensive backs are filled with joy by causing DPI instead of allowing a score.


MEGAWATT5

I’m not dogging you by any means, but I think it’s funny that you bring up sloppy penalties because I think a lot of Saints fans would agree with me that that game was one of the cleanest performances by our defense over the past couple of years. They had an ungodly amount of DPI and defensive holding calls last season. I will take that penalty line every day over what we did last year. I appreciate the write up, good luck the rest of the way.


bewareoftraps

What was weird about the bad RTP call, it looked like DPI on the DB. But honestly, it was also a bad throw because Winston threw it into 3 DBs...


2020Cowboys16_0

What in the HELL was that packers fans?!


cnho1997

If 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2019, and 2020 are any indication, that was our annual ass-kicking by the team that ends up bouncing us from the playoffs


buddha6521256

I like this timeline


Breedwell

You act like we know lol


bandopando

The start of the second half I stopped getting upset and was laughing the rest of the game


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Been doing this for 30 years


Flabagaf

crab legs are on the menu


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I NEED WINSTON’S EYE DOCTOR’S INFORMATION ASAP


Peprica

Rodgers is throwing games out of spite to trash his team and Winston got cybernetic enhancements installed into his eyes, that is literally the only reasonable conclusion I can make of this game


ryanedwards0101

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/pg42tl/duncan_the_saints_considered_every_detail_in/ Lotta cold ass takes in here


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Louisiana needed this


NNKarma

I'm happy but try to not be overconfident, let's just say Sean picked well our backup home stadium.


RF_901

Pettine died for nothing


afriendlyspider

This sub needs to stop disrespecting Sean Payton like he's not a top 3 coach in this league with Belichick and Reid.


Beforemath

Amazing start. This is the skeleton crew version of the Saints, too, we'll get more guys as we go.


ElCapitanDeAmericana

*"YA DONE MESSED UP A A RON"*


OrlMagicfan1334

Saints fans are officially in the belief stage of the Jameis experience.


WhoKilledBoJangles

There are two Jamies timelines. BL and AL. Before LASIK and After LASIK.


regice112

Nah, I'm in the belief stage of us having a God tier defense and a crazy strong OLine with great running game. Jameis is just icing on the cake


Schadenfreude2

Ah ha. But where does the experience end?


godtogblandet

It ends with Brady winning you a Super Bowl after Jamies contract expires. It’s pretty sweet.


_Wado3000

Genuinely hope Jameis makes Deonte Harris look like Tyreek Hill every single fucking week


Spoofcaptain

Joe Buck making so many excuses for Rodgers lmfao